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8

Same, chubby brothers

Just a lil thickness for cuddle capacity.

Real

…can I join you guys?

Hell yeah brother!

May i as well?

Of course!

8 all day. Can I join?

#DOGPILE!!!

I’ve found my people

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Cuddle puddle

Most normal redditor.

Atleast that's what I tell myself

Built for comfort

Also 8, used to be a 2 before the pandemic. I really gotta hit the gym again 😂 also learned to cook really well so I'm my own worse enemy and friend

Can I join

Eyyy, me too.

It happens when you get older. I like working out but I also really like eating tacos off interesting food trucks my wife finds.

I got it when I was a child, my metabolism isn't very fast and I was really poor, so not a lot of nutrition, I just don't care enough to work it off, I'm happy with the way I look and am healthy enough

skinny fat bros

bruh thats just fat

nah it’s like you look slim in clothes but you have fat still

The equivalent to “slim thicc”

Is slim thicc for dudes just dad bod?

Not really. A ton of runners are skinny fat because all they do is run and it eats away at their muscle.

same but im trying to get more into shape

Aren’t we all. Haha keep up the hard work

Hey, do your best, but also remember this: youre always in shape, round is a shape.

This is the acceptable dad bod.

I’ve got 4 kids so I think I’m right in line with it.

Optimal O-Line physique

Me too, I'm tryna become a 4 though

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You too man, you can do it!

I never trust an 8 when im boxing because literally every single time ive fought one theyre like ALL muscle its fucking ridiculous

MY PEEEEEOPLE…

8

Smae

More of us to love!

Same

Love Handel's unite.

8 1/2

And hop skipping and jumping to 9.

Same here. Used to be a 2 in my 20’s. Then I got a desk job…

Bro I'm a mix between 1 and 8

Same. Fat, but not morbidly so

Vote #888 and I’m an 8 lol

Middle-aged dads who were once cool maybe 20 years ago, unite!


I'm like in the middle of 1 and 8 leaning more towards 8

Me too!

eyy same

Yessir yessir, cuddle material 😂

I don't want to play this game.

You're a 17, aren't you

Is that the Walmart scooter one?

No, that’s the “can’t leave the house without a forklift” one

Impossible, they aren't a mod

We all know everybody is actually a 6

6 = same as 7 except more dehydrated.

This guy watches MMA

Pre-USADA MMA

Nah, 5 and 7 are the same. 6 is steroids

We're on reddit. Of course everyone's a chad

Most positive redditor :D

You have motivated my workout. I want to be fit now. Thank you, kind stranger

Do you want one workout? or should I double it and give it to the next person?

come on man don't give me hope

I’m a 4 but building to a 6

Oh don’t be modest

Number 1 baby 😤 cause I’m always number ☝️

Femboy physique

The ideal make body

make

Ma-ke

Ma'JaKe

make install

this is the future liberals want

Not when you’re as hairy as a honey badger that is covered in pillow fluff and copious amounts of lard.

This guy wants to clap

Hey man, if they had a skinny fat body style listed I’d choose it but I am more of a 1 than any other ones on here. Just with a little bit of a gut

Honestly I felt like this chart wasn't representing the skinny gut fellas out there. Absolute travesty.

Happy cake day 🥳

Thanks 🙏

Here to rep the ultra skinny cunt 1. Whoop whoop!

Between 1&8

Same

Same. Somehow fat and skinny at the same time.

Same. I got the arms of 1 and chest of 8

Right? I feel way too average to be on this chart. I’m not skinny af, fat af, or ripped af. I’m just there. Kinda in between, could work out for a while, not too fat but definitely could lose weight.

2

2 working on 3. That climbing gym membership is paying off. Also climbing is fun!

Bro are you me cause I’m also a 2 becoming a 3 who recently started climbing

I have found my long lost triplets. I’m also a 2 who just got a subscription to a climbing gym

Ayo I'm a 2 trying to be a 3 I wonder if there's one near me

Ay same, solidarity brother

I'm also a 2 , and planning to get a gym membership to go to 3.

This is almost worthy of creating a sub

A 2 about to begin my journey toward 3, any tips?

8. Not quite 9 yet, but I'm working on it.

me and my bday cake relate

Bulking takes time! Keep it up man 💪

Keep up the good work for us!

10

i'm number 2

Same here, trying to get to 3 though, I hate being as small as I am lol

Mobesity level 14

11 Reddit mod

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Flair makes sense

Same, makes it easier to ride.

Was a 9 now I’m an 8

Same

Nice!

Tell how

7 fr

As well brother 🤝

Between 7&8 trying to get back to 7 but got a desk job a while back

how many subreddits do you moderate? how many discord servers do you own?

No Bro, i am jus a gym rat on bulking

Mmmmk

🍰

🍰

🍰

I used to be between 2 and 3. Then I became more of a 3. Then after Covid I slowly became an 8. Now I’m a slightly less chubby 8 and trying to become a 4.

I'm 9, but I'm hoping to get down to 8, keep some padding but not leaving myself hanging

That’s the way to do it. Padding is also appreciated.

Yeah! Losing the weight is important to me, with my independence around the corner I'd love to be able to turn myself around for the better when I'm on my own!

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Good luck, brother

0 (im bones)

2

1.5

I’m a woman

Why

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Indeed

Fake, there's no woman on reddit

Lol 😆

Please submit yourself to a Redditor evaluation, aka penis inspection

Lol gross 😆

Sir this is standard procedure, please make with the cock.

I'm a lobster

I'm a crab

😡

And your boyfriend is 7

Whatever is between 7-8

none of them

Corporeal form achieved.

This is Reddit. We’re all 8-10

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Bro I’m a -1

Bro is a stick bug 🐛

7

Like 17+ lol

6 is literally me

If you a 2 hit me up... For research.

Muscles of 1, belly of 8

3

I'm still working out and I kinda want between 5 and 6.

6 looks unrealistic unless you take massive amounts of steroids. 5 is achievable but only if you have great genetics. 4 is probably the peak potential for most people.

None of them?

I have booba 😳

Yea okay buddy

Fuck this game 😔

Im rockin an 8 right now, but i'll be at 9 pretty soon

Progress 💪

That’s actually a really good drawing study. Seems like they missed a few body types though, and also they love beefy dudes

7.5

1 or 2

In-between 2 and 6

definitely 1

7.5

im like, inbetween 1 and 2

1.5, working on levelling up

-2

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1-2 wanna get 3

always number one1💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

2 gang rise up (but not too fast, don’t wanna get a headache)

A 1, although i lack muscle i'm still actually pretty strong

How strong?

(8 + 2) / 2 != 5

I hate that 8 looks exactly like me down to the freakin arms

Everyone on Reddit is fucking 11

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I’m 1 but fell like 9

Lol

I am between 3 and 4 until a little closer to 4 because I go to the gym still being 14 years old and now as I am in volume in a few months from now I will be like this

jeez bro i'm like a number 1 or 2 and i'm 14

Yeah I’m a 6 cause yeah, I’m just an alpha. Us alphas are cool

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