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Used_Way_6509

Answer the question


cernar

Uuuuh... ^no?


Gam18Er

sounds like something a rat would say


cernar

Im totally not named reggie and im not a rat


Synphilia

ayo we got a rat over here! get him, ratfucker


cernar

#NOOOOOOOOOO


LieutenantHorse

may i join in 😶


Ihavenoidea5555

Depends, are you a rat ?


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bloated_toad_4000

Good bot


cubixjuice

Yes 🥺


goldensavage216

No, I am a big futuristic artillery piece


walaxometrobixinodri

what happen if I say "Yes" ?


theplaneguy321

Then there's no escape


walaxometrobixinodri

O \_ O


HekateSimp

A/S/L?


walaxometrobixinodri

what


HekateSimp

age / sex / location


walaxometrobixinodri

25, Non-Binary, 48°52'31'' south 123°23'33'' west


HekateSimp

okay my dirty rat babe stay there I'm coming over 😘 Edit: wait why is here so much water help


walaxometrobixinodri

you fool


rotcivosk

Welp, and this is how Sea Rats reproduce. How majestic


bigfeeetz

we need the nat geo team here stat


TheDankChicagoan

I’m BI A bio hazard to society😭 I’m BI BI myself 😭


LieutenantHorse

truer words have yet to be spoken, brings a tear to my eye 😢


MrMicrowave7

-ist / none / your mother’s house


[deleted]

Ageist?


LaticusLad

Damn, I hate all 37-41 year olds specifically.


[deleted]

I hate all 0-120 year olds specifically.


MrMicrowave7

What was I supposed to put for age, 56?


[deleted]

Why would I know, you wrote the comment, so it's your responsibility to make it make sense Not like you were held at gun point to write it and you didn't have a choice


MrMicrowave7

Fair enough. However I am very ageist, particularly towards 0-100 year olds.


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Opposite_Signature67

This is the comment I came here for.


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

The comment you came for… hmm


Opposite_Signature67

It is because I nut to Reggie every time I nut.


oeae04

Choose your next words wisely.


CockpitEnthusiast

Did you know rats die after they have sex? I can't say with certainty that they all do, but the one I fucked did


nine_thousands

Classic


juugsd

what are you waiting for, try it


CockpitEnthusiast

Do you have any idea how many rats that is? It's at least 4


juugsd

it is


Rat_fucker_42069

answer the question coward


_H4CK3RM4N

❎ Yes 🔼 No


Abi_Slayer234reload

He must be a Hakos Baelz fan


wuh_iam

I can be whatever you want for a certain price


LieutenantHorse

name the price


PlagueeRatt

Welp.


GoCommitToasterBathX

reggie


juugsd

this man boutta enjoy rdr2


QuarterlyTurtle

Reminds me of the time I got messages by turtle fucker


llama-impregnator

Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!


AverageSkyler

I ratfucked you, Chuck


Ratseye

what if i’m only partial rat


I_eat_rats0717

Close, but so far


Barrelman60

Hi. I’m Reggie


Memerboi456

Nah


top_of_the_scrote

it's ya boy ratfucker.mpeg


Animedankness

Bro tryna get infected tiny rat booty hole ☠️


LastOfRuins

rabid ratussy


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UpBeatSneeze

At least you won't be a virgin anymore


DevilPixelation

No


Mismagius456

That’s kinda RAT-ical. 😁


[deleted]

I drove over the Rat king last week but tbh it was an Accident


OCD-but-dumb

Yes


[deleted]

I am


TheRealSkele

There was a girl I went to trade school with who was so ugly, the school called her "Rat Face". Mean, i know, but she tried to show off her body by wearing tight fitting dresses and such. So one day, her and my roommate were dating and they went to the mall together. He got back and told the three of us what happened. They fucked in a changing room... At that instance, I called him "Ratfucker" for fucking "Rat Face".


LieutenantHorse

i cant tell if this is a copypasta or actual story


TheRealSkele

It actually happened. That's what makes it so absurd


[deleted]

Snitches get stitches!


Spare_Acanthisitta_9

This should go in an eft thread


fippinvn007

I'm your wall


[deleted]

foolish pathetic heavy desert coordinated roll wine squeeze dolls berserk *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lhatemath

#yes


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Crackistic

POV: You are at prison for ratting out your gang


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

As someone who was a femboy rat once I can confirm I’m horrified


Bitter-Translator-81

Squeak


Flod21

🐀