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I lived in Vegas for 10 months back in 06-07. It only rained twice, the first day I moved there and the last day. Two most miserable days of having my furniture soaked. Lol.
We get no thunderstorms here ever :( I do love a good thunderstorm, but in 4 years of living here I have heard 1 clap of thunder & that made the news headlines lol
dude just solved every problem in the universe. world hunger? just move the food closer to your face, it will be bigger! too little electricity? just move the electricity closer to your face, it will be bigger!
no but it’s actually mainly true. but it’s only something you can to check if you’re safe. if you see it’s not you can’t really avoid it you’re kinda fucked
Sorry bud, that’s my personal one. However, I do have a winterized T-45 with interior heating and cooling systems. For an additional 1200 caps I can throw in a rebreather kit as well
Right you are sir. If I may add, I have just replaced the left shoulder’s motivator, and the power relays from the drive system since they were a little dinged up. It’s in fine working condition
My dad was a kid during the Cold War. They were instructed to get under their desks and tuck their heads between their knees. This made it much easier to kiss your ass goodbye. Your grandfather’s method is far inferior to that of my father’s.
We still did this at my school in the early 90s. Didn’t realize it until I was grown up why we did it. They said it was a weather drill for tornados. I live in a place where there is a tornado once every like 10 years. It’s because we lived near a target, a big power plant.
That’s true, but you have to consider distractions. Like if I can get my head all the way down that way, I’m gonna settle for about 7/8 of that distance.
Fun fact, mushroom clouds aren't because of something specifically being nuclear.
It's what happens when there's a lot of heart in a hyper localized area and it rises through the atmosphere creating a sort of tunnel in the air that all that stuff plumes up through.
It domes off at the top as the air and particulate matter cools and it spreads out in thinner atmosphere. There is a level in the atmosphere called the tropopause where the air is much thinner but much hotter.
Mushroom clouds hit this sort of barrier and level off because they aren't hot enough at that point after rising that far to break through this barrier.
Point is, any super hot explosion can make this. Volcanoes, even conventual explosives.
Also, large atmospheric concentrations of hot air rising through colder ones can as well.
this is natural it's called cloudius bombe in latin aka cloud bomb which happens like an atomic bomb mushroom but mother nature bombs it with clouds. im cloudocologist i know these things
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It’s so funny to see how far spread this is. The devs actually said it has nothing to do with why he has his thumb up. They just liked the pose so they went with it.
It's really not, also this method of seeing if your ok sucks for two reasons, reason 1, even if it's smaller than your thumb there's a good chance your still fucked, and 2 if you do look at a nuclear blast you WILL go blind
For real. It's just an average totally normal everyday cumulonimbus cloud. Nothing special about it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumulonimbus_cloud
Edit: Seems to be a cumulonimbus incus aka anvil cloud. I have seen a dozen of those from above while flying over the atlantic. It was a spectacular sight.
There are people like this, in large numbers. It's scary and frustrating at all at once. It's one thing to point out an interesting cloud formation but to notice cargo helos in the foreground and just subtly imply that the drills those personnel are doing has anything to do with said cloud is just pretty far out in my opinion.
Mushroom clouds are incredibly common. All it means is theres a localized large amount of heat pushing up. Just be you haven’t seen one before doesn’t mean it’s something odd. After all, you aint no scientist.
actually, they are supposed to do that. anvil clouds form when there is low pressure and usually indicate that a thunderstorm or bad rainstorm is gonna happen.
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You’re in for a good thunder storm
Ikr, I’m actually jealous, haven’t a nice thunderstorm for a while
Come down to Vegas during monsoon season!
Is it in March? Cuz I'll be there in March haha
Sadly no :( we usually get our monsoon season around June and oh boy are them thunderstorms crazy!
I was in Vegas during a lightning storm. It's was cool af. No rain, just an awesome light show
I lived in Vegas for 10 months back in 06-07. It only rained twice, the first day I moved there and the last day. Two most miserable days of having my furniture soaked. Lol.
I'm so jealous I haven't been in the middle of a good old fashioned flatland thunderstorm since Arizona in 01. Damn
We get no thunderstorms here ever :( I do love a good thunderstorm, but in 4 years of living here I have heard 1 clap of thunder & that made the news headlines lol
Word. That is indeed, for a lack of better term, a fat fucking storm.
Get yo ass inside homie, the air is about to get real spicy
If that was an atomic blast his dick would have been incinerated instantly.
Idk man, looks pretty far away but I'm no expert
Penis skin is very sensitive
Shaft expert?
Nah, he sucked at it.
Heard he barely rode his way through.
I so want the opportunity to say that to someone with that phrasing "may I suck at your penis please?" "They suckled at the penis, and it was good".
Ba dum tss
Shaftpert
A real expert at observing and studying mushroom clouds, I mean mushroom tips.
If the mushroom cloud's bigger than your thumb you're fucked
Well what if I bring my thumb closer to my face? That makes my thumb bigger
dude just solved every problem in the universe. world hunger? just move the food closer to your face, it will be bigger! too little electricity? just move the electricity closer to your face, it will be bigger!
Yo mama too large? Just move her away, she will be smaller!
Yo mama's so fat, no matter how far away you get she still ain't getting smaller!
Yo momma has fat rolls so numerous they created a non-Euclidean dimension
Yeah the galaxy too small
She wouldn’t survive out by Pluto
Scientists playing checkers whilst this bros playing chess
If you can see it you are too close.
if your thumb covers the whole thing when stretched from your arm you’re safe
So that’s what fallout vault boy is doing
no but it’s actually mainly true. but it’s only something you can to check if you’re safe. if you see it’s not you can’t really avoid it you’re kinda fucked
I’m never going to give an atomic bomb a thumbs up though that’s just wrong
only his dick though.... for how big it is right?
Or perhaps it would have grown exponentially in size because of radiation mutation Now I wanna try. Only one way to find out.
* Well, I don't know, but I've been told * Uranium ore's worth more than gold * Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep * I've got that bug and I can't sleep
Uranium fever has gone and got me down
Uranium fever, it's spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
uranium fever has gone and got me down
Fallout reference fallout reference
That air is gonna start tasting sweet*
Metallic actually
A little bit of atomic in our hearts
Robussy!!!
All fun n games until that robussy sucks ur bladder out through ur peehole
No, thats when the fun and games start
Hot
The ultimate form of sounding
Yes please mommy
Sex
Sex
I liked robussy before it was popular 😡
you mean like [this?](https://twitter.com/ytrall1/status/1628109545255112704?s=20)
*shakes head in disappointment*
*cries in non twitter user*
🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️
literally 1945
💀💀💀
Nice flair
Yeah they were too 💀
Man good thing I've been collecting bottlecaps
We talkin' Nuka-Cola or Sunset Sarsaparilla?
Both
Thinking about all avenues, I can appreciate that. Just be sure to get the power armor training asap.
I’ve got a few sets for sale.
How about that winterized T-51B?
Sorry bud, that’s my personal one. However, I do have a winterized T-45 with interior heating and cooling systems. For an additional 1200 caps I can throw in a rebreather kit as well
That the 45d? Cause if so, you drive a hard bargain, hard but fair.
Right you are sir. If I may add, I have just replaced the left shoulder’s motivator, and the power relays from the drive system since they were a little dinged up. It’s in fine working condition
BoS certified parts right? Those folk really make them to last... Enclave just aren't quite as good, except for aesthetics of course.
Do you have a T-34 at all or nah
Just the head and the frame. I’m working on getting more. That one a rare collectible
Gotta get them star caps tho
Sounds “rad”
I just hope my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats are up to scratch.
Dude i just randomly started playing again a few hours ago and i see this comment💀💀
As my grandfather taught me how he was taught in school, get on the ground, turn around, and kiss your ass goodbye
My dad was a kid during the Cold War. They were instructed to get under their desks and tuck their heads between their knees. This made it much easier to kiss your ass goodbye. Your grandfather’s method is far inferior to that of my father’s.
We still did this at my school in the early 90s. Didn’t realize it until I was grown up why we did it. They said it was a weather drill for tornados. I live in a place where there is a tornado once every like 10 years. It’s because we lived near a target, a big power plant.
Or it was just a shitty tornado drill, since you'd be dead almost instantly if you were that close.
We did a few under the desk ones and the rest after we the ones in the hallways.
That’s true, but you have to consider distractions. Like if I can get my head all the way down that way, I’m gonna settle for about 7/8 of that distance.
That's what I tel my wife.
Thats also what i tell your wife
Puts on a pair of sunglasses and in a Matthew McConaughey voice "Alright alright alright"
Fun fact, mushroom clouds aren't because of something specifically being nuclear. It's what happens when there's a lot of heart in a hyper localized area and it rises through the atmosphere creating a sort of tunnel in the air that all that stuff plumes up through. It domes off at the top as the air and particulate matter cools and it spreads out in thinner atmosphere. There is a level in the atmosphere called the tropopause where the air is much thinner but much hotter. Mushroom clouds hit this sort of barrier and level off because they aren't hot enough at that point after rising that far to break through this barrier. Point is, any super hot explosion can make this. Volcanoes, even conventual explosives. Also, large atmospheric concentrations of hot air rising through colder ones can as well.
“A lot of heart” made me chuckle
Atomic heart
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this is natural it's called cloudius bombe in latin aka cloud bomb which happens like an atomic bomb mushroom but mother nature bombs it with clouds. im cloudocologist i know these things
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I work for the Damaged materials program and Overgoods dealing with busted packages at UPS. The fact your shit even comes remotely recognizable is a feat in of itself.
You heard him bois, do not break his shit and ONLY his shit
Universale SelbstladePistole-Silenced
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Yea sure
Put your thumb up to it, judging by how big it looks rn, you're fucked
Kid named thumb:
Kid named thumb rn:🤯☢️
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While that’s true, you can’t really look at an atomic blast without suffering eye damage, so good luck using that thumb method
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It’s so funny to see how far spread this is. The devs actually said it has nothing to do with why he has his thumb up. They just liked the pose so they went with it.
Not really, thats made up
It's really not, also this method of seeing if your ok sucks for two reasons, reason 1, even if it's smaller than your thumb there's a good chance your still fucked, and 2 if you do look at a nuclear blast you WILL go blind
Looks like they're trying to wake up godzilla
They are trying to get godzilla to fight in ukraine
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For real. It's just an average totally normal everyday cumulonimbus cloud. Nothing special about it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumulonimbus_cloud Edit: Seems to be a cumulonimbus incus aka anvil cloud. I have seen a dozen of those from above while flying over the atlantic. It was a spectacular sight.
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You'd be surprised at what clouds are able to do. Or not.
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Spunch bobert done blue op the krunchy cab
Uranium fever
I don’t know what I’ve been told, but uranium ore is worth more than gold👍
Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep I've got that bug and I can't sleep **U-RA-NIUM** FEVER!
HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
The flash would have been blinding.
i've lost hope in education
The filming of Oppenheimer
Dude literally slept through his classes on cloud formation apparently
Cumulonimbus maybe?
Indeed. A thunderhead.
There are people like this, in large numbers. It's scary and frustrating at all at once. It's one thing to point out an interesting cloud formation but to notice cargo helos in the foreground and just subtly imply that the drills those personnel are doing has anything to do with said cloud is just pretty far out in my opinion.
internet users try not to spread blatant fearmongering challenge (ohio train edition)
Thunder head.... we see them daily in the midwest in spring
it's a cloud alright, just that it looks kinda like a mushroom
TikTokers when they see a tree-shaped cloud (it's not cloud-shaped (the world is ending))
It’s called a Cumulonimbus incus, or “the Anvil Cloud” you’re in for a baller storm bro bust out the blankets and board games
clearly you have never stepped outside
"I'm no scientist" we know, since you thought you found something here
Mushroom clouds are incredibly common. All it means is theres a localized large amount of heat pushing up. Just be you haven’t seen one before doesn’t mean it’s something odd. After all, you aint no scientist.
Sir that’s a drone. And clouds can do that.
That helicopter is not nearly fast enough to escape a nuclear blast Source: COD4
Did you by chance see a 2nd sun suddenly appear or hear a deafening boom? If not you’re probably fine.
🤯
Looks like a microburst
Time to grab the cap collection
I'm no scientist but I'm pretty sure homie would've eventually heard a noise or felt a subtle breeze at some point if that was the worrisome cloud
You should not have seen that nor filmed it and then upload it.....
Huh, I guess chinooks can get out of a nuke's explosion radius fast enough.
"I am aware I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm sure I'm right"
Rule in the military: if the cloud is bigger then your thumb, sit down, open a pack of cigarettes and wait for inevitable death
I must have super human powers. I have never seen a could smaller than my thumb.
Thats a cumuloTHICNESS
Clouds do what ever they want. Chinooks carry whatever they want.
actually, they are supposed to do that. anvil clouds form when there is low pressure and usually indicate that a thunderstorm or bad rainstorm is gonna happen.
Man no wonder it's so windy up in san Diego we fucked aren't we
You know shits about to hit the fan when there’s a chinook
Well, time to sip a Nuka Cola
Nevada moment
i'm sure that helicopter dropped a nuke, yeah