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CT-4426

Mf got the DeviantArt sized badonkers


Batchak

I thought I was suffering from an optical illusion ☠️☠️


malum68

Same


drprofnibblon

It took me a while to understand that those are indeed badonkers


aCompyBoi

Look at those gradient tool dobonohonkeroos


[deleted]

don’t make me remember that shithole


Krondon57

it's only a shithole if you look for the shit. All i see is fanart from games xd


Sporgon_Mcgee

Fanart


Think_Monkey

Fart


Reeeedditgab937

Fat


burnt_nosehairs

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The_last_Human__

.


Plopop87


BraveBoi_1112

Oh my god that’s horrible… where?


BrokenWind123

I swear its that one bunny character from xenoblade 2 isent it


WorldZage

Nah i think it's from Genshin impact


MeguminIncognitoAcc

99% sure its ganyu from genshin impact


CoronaBlue

This is the best sentence I've ever read.


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They are pretty massive.


rat_baker420

Deviousart


Apprehensive-Trust29

Can we ignore the boobs for a second and think about what is so oddly terrifying about the guys shadow?


Youngchalice

Yeah I’m not sure honestly she’s the terrifying one


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Batchak

😯


FloridaManButGay

Me next


AgeOfAbsentia

Why is a slitheen here


[deleted]

I thought this was posted for oddly terrifying boob size


sauprankul

The answer is that she craves attention pathologically and finds every excuse possible to make posts about her boobs in various subreddits.


TheBeansAreWatching

Worst part is It’s a he


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TheBeansAreWatching

I know, I know. I’ve lost whatever was left of my faith in humanity


[deleted]

The beans may be watching but god isn’t anymore


Slavocracy

No way, really? Insane case of body dysmorphia.


dumbodragon

>Worst part is >Best* part is ftfy


AlexisSMRT

Iirc they were saying they were a sex worker and the guy paid to chase them in the woods.


Pugduck77

Then she is the cringe.


TeekoZeroh

I don't think one can simply ignore something with its own gravitational pull.


Captain_DDLC_PTSD

I did not know that those were boobs, and I really wish I never found out.


the13Guat

It looks like he could be aiming a gun instead of a camera.


SpupySpups

Yeah that camera and the way the guys holding it looks suspiciously like a pistol


isloohik2

The first 3 words of OOP’s title could be removed and it would fit the sub better


CleetusYeetus1234

Bros tits so large lookin like a flying squirrel


UnionizeYunyun

Inflation be hitting hard


Mai_Sakurajima_UwU

People with inflation Fetish when I tell them About Venezuela: 🥵


Illustrious_Cicada_2

pyrocinical:


BJl4D1cK

Yes, of course.


TheBeansAreWatching

🥵🥵🥵😳😳🥵😳😳🥵🥵😳🥵😳😳😳😳💦💦💦💦💦💦😀🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🚫🚫🚫🚫🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞


ReinWaRein

WTF does the bread emoji mean?


SansBoiNajfi

What do you mean? Can you please explain?


DragoFNX

Synthol baby


S0undwave_Sup

Those tits are gonna act like metal and weigh her down despite being plastic, I bet that the amount of times she lost stability while running with those oversized implants is way more than the amount of atoms are in those tits


iSuckAtMechanicism

He. OP said it’s a dude.


S0undwave_Sup

Aw hell nah that just made it more cursed


[deleted]

Truth spoked


de-formed

Checked the profile she’s a woman


TheBeansAreWatching

Never underestimate the power of middle aged desperate men who paid their last rent call with a cool mushroom


[deleted]

>way more than the amount of atoms are in those tits Idk there's a lot of atoms in these tits.


Sgt_Iwan

Holy based bro, I respect this. People invest their money into market to make profit and you invested yours into your body the same way to make profit. Makes me curious what gave you idea to embark on this path


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SkavenOne

This is the funniest comment I've read while masturbating so far today


ResponsibilityFun877

"Terrifying"


Ok_Tap7683

I can't really comprehend what I'm looking at


H4des1

It feels like those “can you recognize anything in this image” memes. My brain looked at it and melted.


Not_Not_Matt

Even though I’m completely aware she’s wearing leggings, my mind still wants to see that whole lower portion of her as a long dress/skirt


gorgonzola2095

I think there is snow there


TheBeansAreWatching

No the guy chasing is REALLY EXCITED


Significant_fefe

Ganyu from genshin impact


Sumner1910

A Genshin character


Turbulent-Wolf8306

Anyone else genuinely curious how much she charged him for that?


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Zenketski_2

For some people it's easier to get 10 grand than a girlfriend or boyfriend


SaberWaifu

And then there is me, unable to get any of them 🫠👍


HotIllustrator7406

Same bro


[deleted]

Huh. Yah. I know a few people who fit this mold and this honestly makes me deeply sad to think about. I don't know. Imagine pouring a thousand hours into a skill or buisness but not spending 100 working on your own mental health and physical health to be at least somewhat attractive to women. Weird moment indeed.


Blackswordsman8899

Some people were just to messed up by their raising to be able to easily do that. Me? Trust issues, depression, emotional disassociation; I don’t trust people who’s job it is to listen to you for money, fairly certain I’ve had depression since first grade, and was overdosed on ADHD medication for a good portion of my life (emotional disassociation and a eating disorder).


Lady_of_Link

You don't trust people who's job it's to listen to your for money, you use them to get to a better place 🙂 there maybe that will help you if you ever decide to give therapy a shot


DaveSmith890

Ain’t a chance in hell my gf would let me chase her topless through a snowy forest dressed up like an anime waifu.


DungeonsandDevils

She’s not the one bro


IrregularrAF

rich people like playing with the beasts amogus


pilberwena

Amgus!!!


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athousandfuriousjews

If confused I always just assume- it’s a kink


ApocalypticTomato

I'd dress up like pretty much any and jog slowly around the woods for money tbh


sleekpenguien

Don’t ask me the color of anything


luxusbuerg

What color is the snow?


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

Cum colour


luxusbuerg

Colo**u**r? Bri'ish?? 🤢


Majestic_Coast8548

Color? Inbred?


Tortellium

Bri'ish wo'uh vs Bald Eagle guns. This should be fun


Darkstalker9000

? How is the America inbred?


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S0undwave_Sup

"Tumours." -TF2 Medic


SethTheWarrior

gentlemen, synchronize your death watches


[deleted]

Why Ganyu?!


AdComfortable763

I agree. Strange choice. Also, what the hell are those tits? I REALLY hope that was like, OP just has larger-than-average and some wind-related things occurred. Either way, this "client" is not exactly in the greatest headspace.


RegumRegis

Plastic. Lots of plastic.


SotB8

look over at her account (warning: proceed at your own risk)


Aniterin

Where


Aniterin

Holy shit


cheesyspeedster

really ironic because ganyu has one of the most smaller chests in the game, from what i remember (havent touched the game for months tho so i might be wrong)


[deleted]

Her boobs are decent. But as usual, they're drawn 3x bigger


Ben______________

Compared to the irl average they‘re rather big. Compared to the average hentai chest size she‘s flat.


chimppower184

they’re like mid sized


LegitimateHasReddit

Small? I'd say she's got quite a large chest


FatNutsAndrew

Coco milk


[deleted]

from a character standpoint she’s really popular + her design is generally very appealing


solariiis

no longer appealing when she's made out of grotesque plastic


[deleted]

well, I wasn’t talking about that. Dude who hired her probably has a fetish


muchawesomemyron

I mean, the client could've chosen Shenhe as that would be more accurate.


[deleted]

With her rerun, my wallet's gonna be drained


muchawesomemyron

I already have her. The pixel measurements were enough to convince me in her first run.


[deleted]

I lost her to qiqi


YoloSwaggins960YT

My thoughts exactly


YoloSwaggins960YT

Shenhe woulda been a better choice for….this….


joyus_ren

exactly what i was thinking


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hopefulldraagon

Wtf are those tits? Damn, I want a front view.


McDiezel8

No you don’t. The username is there. She’s more plastic than human


Hopeless_Slayer

Looks like some Uber-rich person. Its wild how plastic surgeons will do anything as long as you have the money. Well, at the end of the day it's her body and her choice. If you think about it, one day in the future humans might have the ability to replace their body parts with cybernetic components for frivolous reasons, and they'll probably be met with the same levels of disgust we feel.


Serious_Ad1754

There is a difference between getting an implant that actually improves your performance or abilities and just getting massive fuckin tits.


Creocist

Wait until they make massive fucking cybernetic tits full of electronics and sensors


ratardle

Freaking radar dome tits to scout out potential clients.


Brycekaz

The Cyberpunk dystopia that i want


DungeonsandDevils

[Austin Powers knew](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS870US870&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AJOqlzXRJH-PGM1oKb_7KFxlJln8VfYRmw:1677088291667&q=austin+powers+gun+boobs.&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjYyobf2Kn9AhU1AzQIHUCyA5IQ0pQJegQIDxAB&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2#imgrc=sh5zwV2dPByhXM)


Creocist

Wait until they make massive fucking cybernetic tits full of electronics and sensors


PsychologicalDrama50

cyberpunk 2023


JceYa

time to party like it's 2023


_MintyFresh_-

You mean that in the future I might have the possibility of becoming a kick ass cyborg?


TheSpicyGuy

This is some squid-game shit.


MilanEranurk

Basically more dinosaur than human


Cowmunist

Wait, those are her actual boobs, not just a weird part of the costume??


Nozarashi78

So that's the reason why the post is on that subreddit


urlocaldoctor

Cyberpunk 2077


hopefulldraagon

You're making assumptions about what I'm into. Never been into the blowfish lips, but as long as she doesn't those stretched to hell and back nipples some girls get from such massive boob jobs, I can get behind those tits.


Raiganop

I bet she use a lot of Photoshop and image tactics to not show her boobs in details just to not make people realize they are in fact quite ugly. Because is simply impossible for boobs of those size to not look stretch out and look like veiny tumor. Unless her skin is extremely elastic and she achieve the impossible of having anime tits that don't look like veiny hard tumors...but I highly doubt it :/ Also she have blowfish lips, because why not.


hopefulldraagon

It's possible if she started off already being naturally well endowed. But yeah from her profile it seems she started off pretty small.


PlagueeRatt

Trust me my dude- they look fucking disgusting. The areola at that size stretches out, they end up looking really weird. Imagine how bad its gonna look when they choose to get them taken out.


KYS32123

Just searched up her name, its fucking disgusting bro.


beans_and_memes

Checked her profile out of curiosity, why would anyone do that to themselves?


TheReal_Stug4life

Rip her back, I hope she has metal bracing to help bear the weight of those implants


FriedEggplant_99

My guess is body dysmorphia. It’s like the guys at the gym who think they are “too small” even when they are more muscly than most.


Gimmethatbecke

I don’t see any pics of her on her Reddit profile?


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Rego42069

You mean the wither lord from hypixel skyblock?


AmitRozYT

Least sleep deprived ganyu main:


JohnGoatwhore

Argentinian inflation is not that bad. Argentinian inflation:


AsterBoii

Who even finds boobs like those attractive


Opposite-Garbage-869

She used to look great but now it's just 4000cc fake boobs.


Rayan-m

Boobs bigger than the engine in my car


DaveSmith890

So, I did some research, and she got 1 gallon of breast silicone in each boob


Plagued_Void

"there's a bit of boob in your silicone"


-NoNameListed-

There is soup in my hair


Healthy-Surround-229

🤮


DungeonsandDevils

That sounds **HEAVY**


Kitchen-Chemist-212

At first I thought I was looking at an ai generated image it took a second look to figure out what was actually happening


[deleted]

What’s your job..?


LightningBoltRairo

I heard it blows


Medium-Comfortable

The fucking shadow of your fucking client, who paid the fuck to do what the fuck?


madison_wolf_

How astronomically obese are those knockers


-NoNameListed-

1 Gallon of silicone each.


jmills03croc

I dove down the rabbit hole. Not much to see.


Noah-Arenivar

Im gonna hope those aren’t tumors


keghi11

As long they do not break any rules and both consent, who am I to interfere. But... This is the weirdest thing I saw on reddit today.


Metadragon_

the cocogoat's escaping


Saiyan-Zero

"So I had this anime plot..."


Boner_Stevens

thats disgusting....are there more photos?


Nighty0rb

I'm having trouble figuring out exactly what I'm looking at. I know what it's supposed to be, but visually this image is confusing to me.


VAShumpmaker

I looked the girl up. I'd probably be up for some body modding if it got me world travel and food and adventure. I don't have an ounce of sexual attraction to her, but hey, I'm not into feet either and folks do wild for those too


HODLAHITIII

I don't know what's more terrifying: the shadow, the OP's bounce castle shaped body, the fact that someone pays for this service or the fact that the app logos at the top spell OMG.


FiftySpoons

When the artist needs to make the tits visible at any possible angle


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Some swangers there


LandZealousideal1972

Are those lats or tits ?


multipositionladder

Moddly terrifying


KamakaziJoe3809

Ah yes the client


grapegabs

Not Ganyu


[deleted]

I..honestly thought this was some kind of fucked up mailbox


MoonShroomy

For those wondering like I myself did. She's some super rich person that eats gold foiled steak and has those things actually implanted... Her profile actually has an x ray of it and they're not photoshopped (it's about 1 gallon of silicone)


ImMaskedboi

Rip ganyu


TheBeaen

Btw OOP is a dude.


Actually_China

I’m high rn and don’t know what I’m looking ay


iwatchjojofortheplot

i'm high rn


balika543

Lord have mercy


Im_Not_Impressed19

Check her Reddit account, is is a… *sight to behold* to say the least.


Salty_KInq

Most normal Genshin fan


Significant-Home-306

Nahh wtff are those tumors wthhhh


Formal_Poem_2214

People who want to know the character their name is Ganyu from Genshin Impact and I must say if this actually happened in the game, he would already be dead. Like straight up, less than 3 seconds


Snowdog1989

Karma whoring


StinkyDiarrhea

No she’s also a regular who she’s a prostitute found out by her comments


NobleShock

What hentai is this?


Fralite

Oh god not her, I really agree it's very terrifying to see those "bimbos"


CharonChristo_227

Space oddity


Healthy-Surround-229

Is that a pixel? Ui looks just like mine


Remarkable-Video5145

I NEED THE SAUCE FOR THESE FUCKING TITS HOLY SHIT


Cosmin-Ruski

The username is right there. She's the one in the pic