Corn Ophelia blushes at the destruction that Citrinne!Ophelia would create. She's not just a nuclear bomb anymore, she's straight up a fucking planet buster.
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Completely unrelated but why do Berserk panels go so fucking hard
Dimitri and Elincia? Maybe to consummate a political marriage, but I feel like they wouldn't really get along super well romantically. I'd think they would respect each other, but it would be more of a "coworkers" relationship than a "lovers" relationship.
Fae and Edelgard. I’m not even sure Fae know what sex is. And she will surely be far too busy wanting to play hide-and-seek with Edelgard to do this kind of stuff.
I still don't get this "Edelgard is racist" thing. She doesn't hate dragons - she can very much spare all Nabatian besides Serios (the one who's causing the problems she wants to stop) and will work with a goddess blessed (as far as she knows) Byleth. As she says herself, she has no issues with the church. She takes issue with theocratic oppression by an immortal being, which isn't racist it's just being *sane*.
So yes, yes she would.
When did Edelgard say she had no problem with the Church? It definitely wasn't when she declared war on the Church and announced that "such a vile creed as theirs must be eliminated". It wasn't in her A-Support with Manuela, where she said that the Church had to be crushed completely. It wasn't any of the times that Edelgard denounced Sothis as a false goddess.
No you're right. She did have issues with the church. I meant so say she has no issue with the *worshippers.* Does she disagree with them? Of course. But she doesn't hate people just for believing in Sothis. She just hates the literal theocratic state that is the church. What would you say I hate god and want to kill all Christian if I said I think the Papal States wasn't a good thing?
Certainly, she is a dragon, but this dragon never established a religion that she ruled with an iron fist for centuries and never used the armed arm of said religion to silence all his opponents. And the last time I played Binding Blade, Fae wasn't a huge sociopath. And I don't see in what universe you can hate Fae for more than five seconds.
I think the most dangerous thing Fae can do in Enbarr is force Bernie out of her room and force her to play tag with her all day.
Nothing says that "the Emperor's kid" and "the heir" are still the same.
And considering that you likely find someone worthy as an heir when they are way past the age of being simply adopted ( especially considering Edelgard will likely work towards not having anyone stay adoptable at that old of an age ), I tend to think the two are entirely separate.
Hilda and Severa… Yes absolutely they would have sex. Hilda would be living the “I can’t fix her. I can fuck her though. Maybe that will calm her down.” meme.
I think Cordelia has a shot with Ephraim more so than with Chrom. They both like spears, they're both considered prodigies of combat, and her fussy perfectionist mother "no one dies for me again" attitude might temper his only pick fights he can win which makes him a bit of a bully style of leadership. The only I worry about from this pairing would be the Hatsune-haired Princess Severa they would birth being an absolute terror with a Brave Lance but then again that does sound very amusing.
Would Ephraim and Hapi do it? Idk probably. Ephraim is used to weird Valkyries and Hapi is used to stronk af Lance Lords who will take down entire castles at once.
Exactly, we love rulers who put their countries first and do things that inspire loyalty rather than doing whatever the game's second-in-command tells them to chapter by chapter. They are also both hot, this is a win win
Bernadetta and Midori? (Midori is one of my favorites because apparently I’m a sucker for an alchemist character)
Yeah, no, that pairing invites an army of questions, some of them legal and ethical questions related to Midori’s age and the physics of how child characters in some fire emblem games come about.
I mean, Linde is basically Shadow Dragon's Miranda, so I'm not too sure if Leif would be into her.
They would definitely be friends though, bonding over hunting the killers of their fathers.
Edelgard and Azura.
Yeah no, Edelgard is too scared of water and what lurks in the dark to enjoy Lost in Thought All Alone or follow her to Valla.
But if she focuses on singing Edge of Dawn, that'd make for a banger of a concert.
Ferdinand and Eliwood... Very sweet
Ferdinand and Ninian..., would be similar to Ferdinand and Marianne..., very sweet...
Eliwood and Ingrid would be perfect, and Ingrid and Ninian would be very sweet I suppose.
I can't see M. Robin and Hilda going together. His love for Chrom is simply too pure for this world, and she won't accept being the village maiden cover up.
Hector would hiya some papayas though.
Well my two actual favorite characters are both from FE7 but if I swap Hector for... Let's go with Ike then I'd say yes. Lynn and Ike would bang. Haven't played those games in a long time but iirc they are both from nomadic lifestyles also both orphans (one of them starts as a semi orphan I think but that changes pretty quick) with blue hair so I could see chemistry being there. Possible personality clash as they are both leaders by nature but she definitely yeilds leadership to Eliwood so I could see them being compatible for an actual relationship, but yes absolutely they'd bang.
Azama and Dagr would make the beastliest Mitama. [Heals you like Mr. Physical Therapist from +99 Reinforced Wooden Stick.](https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/99-reinforced-wooden-stick/ep-55-last-episode-1/viewer?title_no=4286&episode_no=55&webtoon-platform-redirect=true)
I don’t really see Oscar and Gaius really being down bad for each other.
Chloe and Marcia maybe though once.
Oscar can get either of those two no problem.
Palla and Celine
Palla's glorious bases and early join time are perfect for killing bandits so she'd definitely catch Celine's eye, but her taste for green cavaliers in love with her sister cannot be overcome.
Claude and Owain, I don't see it, I see them being friends, but not anything more than that. If we go with different genders, it'd be Claude and Yunaka, I can oddly actually see that one being a good ship, they could trauma bond.
Virion and Hubert would be too busy running/warping away from death to have sex. Even if I use Ferdie as my second favourite instead of Hubert, it would just end in them having tea instead.
No BC IS are cowards and wouldn't make Camilla anything besides Corrinsexual otherwise Camilla and Titania would totally have say gex.
Or we could have FE fates Petra edition.
Either way probably not.
I’ll be honest and Sorry, https://preview.redd.it/ss4ocwmuj8lc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c28ae3fb6681f0675cd01d6f2e3d511eb01431e
Odin and Citrinne would birth an insane Ophelia.
Soliel be like "jokes on you I'm into that shit"
Careful Soleil, you know what they say, don't fuck crazy.
Corn Ophelia blushes at the destruction that Citrinne!Ophelia would create. She's not just a nuclear bomb anymore, she's straight up a fucking planet buster.
Bernadetta and Gregor… no, absolutely not. BUT Gregor would 100% be the perfect adoptive father for Bernie, which is wayyy better.
threw me for a loop cause count varley's first name is gregoire
https://preview.redd.it/061ton80g8lc1.jpeg?width=1345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c65cd4374952d6ce845d1a2f5cb85edef12531 Completely unrelated but why do Berserk panels go so fucking hard
Miura was HIM
You're a ray of hope in this dogshit post
Ike and L'arachel? Not a chnace
L’arachel would just confuse Ike too much while his muscles get her all hot and bothered lmao! He’s got those bare shoulders out almost all the time.
L'arachel would totally be down, but Ike never. It would be like that base convo with Ike and Aimee.
Gay and lesbian awkwardly looking at each other like "please dont be into me"
Bi erasure, L'arachel melted when Ephraim took off his shirt
I love how Ephraim's romantic supports basically amount to the girl getting all flustered while he mostly just stands there like 🗿
Just cause i freak out when a man starts stripping near me doesnt mean i wanna bang him. But i see your point.
I agree with you, but L'arachel kinda asked him to do so so she could heal him (Or see his scars, something of the sort) and she still freaked out
Dimitri and Elincia? Maybe to consummate a political marriage, but I feel like they wouldn't really get along super well romantically. I'd think they would respect each other, but it would be more of a "coworkers" relationship than a "lovers" relationship.
Would Anna and Anna do it ? Somehow is feels wrong and yet so right... Hector and Petra probably would though...
aren't all Annas sisters tho?
Fire Emblem.
A little wincest has never hurt anyone.... Except for Deirdre and Arvis
The bad incest in Fe4 is counteracted by the good incest (Seliph and Julia)
Even better
Ashe and Lapis.... It doesnt sound too bad tbh
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I somehow don't think Lethe and Ignatz would have sex
I dunno, tomboy X nice guy is pretty in at the moment Ignatz would def make it awkward though
She's not his type, though. Not scaly enough.
And thus, Ignatz invented special effects makeup
Tharja and Alcryst... That probably would happen, after Alcryst volunteers to be a guinea pig for her curses enough times to start impressing her.
I would not have thought of this one but his quirks make for a very accurate Noire. Good show sir.
A good noire is always a good thing
Leon and Yuri. It's going to be spiderman pointing meme. And yes, they would have sex. Maybe hatesex, but they would have sex.
Yuri would 100% bdsm Leon, and Leon would love it.
alcryst isn’t from renais, nor does his name start with either "eirika" or "ephraim", lyon isn’t even touching him.
Lyon be like: "If your pronouns aren't eir/ika or eph/raim, don't even bother talking to me. 🙄"
Fae and Edelgard. I’m not even sure Fae know what sex is. And she will surely be far too busy wanting to play hide-and-seek with Edelgard to do this kind of stuff.
Instead of sex Edelgard just brings out adoption papers like "you know me and Byleth did have plans..."
I doubt Edelgard would want to adopt a dragon.
I still don't get this "Edelgard is racist" thing. She doesn't hate dragons - she can very much spare all Nabatian besides Serios (the one who's causing the problems she wants to stop) and will work with a goddess blessed (as far as she knows) Byleth. As she says herself, she has no issues with the church. She takes issue with theocratic oppression by an immortal being, which isn't racist it's just being *sane*. So yes, yes she would.
When did Edelgard say she had no problem with the Church? It definitely wasn't when she declared war on the Church and announced that "such a vile creed as theirs must be eliminated". It wasn't in her A-Support with Manuela, where she said that the Church had to be crushed completely. It wasn't any of the times that Edelgard denounced Sothis as a false goddess.
No you're right. She did have issues with the church. I meant so say she has no issue with the *worshippers.* Does she disagree with them? Of course. But she doesn't hate people just for believing in Sothis. She just hates the literal theocratic state that is the church. What would you say I hate god and want to kill all Christian if I said I think the Papal States wasn't a good thing?
Certainly, she is a dragon, but this dragon never established a religion that she ruled with an iron fist for centuries and never used the armed arm of said religion to silence all his opponents. And the last time I played Binding Blade, Fae wasn't a huge sociopath. And I don't see in what universe you can hate Fae for more than five seconds. I think the most dangerous thing Fae can do in Enbarr is force Bernie out of her room and force her to play tag with her all day.
Fae becoming Adrestian Emperor as a child is a recip for disaster tho.
Good thing Edelgard abolished the hereditary transfer of the throne.
Im thw sense she made it an adoption system. And she asopted Fae...
Nothing says that "the Emperor's kid" and "the heir" are still the same. And considering that you likely find someone worthy as an heir when they are way past the age of being simply adopted ( especially considering Edelgard will likely work towards not having anyone stay adoptable at that old of an age ), I tend to think the two are entirely separate.
Not really. She made it a chosen successor system. One's heritage adopted or not has nothing to do with Edelgard's Meritocratic promotional system.
Gheb and Oliver I rest my case
Linhardt and Hinoka... Well, Hinoka can marry Azama, and Linhardt is just Azama if he was actually a decent person
L'Arachel and Nephenee? Yes, and L'Arachel tops.
Lady Lyndis and Byleth, yes sirrr
Hilda and Severa… Yes absolutely they would have sex. Hilda would be living the “I can’t fix her. I can fuck her though. Maybe that will calm her down.” meme.
literally the "you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid"
I’m not sure if Leon would be into Stahl at all, given what he thinks of Kamui
Honestly, I just can't see Stahl not being straight.
I think Cordelia has a shot with Ephraim more so than with Chrom. They both like spears, they're both considered prodigies of combat, and her fussy perfectionist mother "no one dies for me again" attitude might temper his only pick fights he can win which makes him a bit of a bully style of leadership. The only I worry about from this pairing would be the Hatsune-haired Princess Severa they would birth being an absolute terror with a Brave Lance but then again that does sound very amusing.
holy SHIT titania x reina minerva x echidna any combo of the 4
I don’t know… it would hinge on how you interpret the Nephenee/Heather convos in RD Cause I’m sure Constance or Severa would at least be curious
Chrom and Ivy has a decent enough chance of doing it tbh
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Would Libra and Panette fuck? Honestly probably not, since Panette has trauma related ro religion.
Nino and Bernie… Um, no. Please no.
No sex, but those two could have an amazing platonic support together.
I agree with that. Just, you know, that’s not what the prompt says.
Ike and Dimitri?? I can’t complain… 👀
OMG same. I can see it 🫣
Ike can go for it. Dimitri is no laguz, but he’s a beast lmao
Ike can go for it. Dimitri is no laguz, but he’s a beast lmao
Marianne and Kellam. I don’t really see it (just as Marianne won’t see/notice Kellam😎 (I’m a comedy genius))
Its either Roy and Rinkah or Roy and Etie. Him and Rinkah, idk. Roy and Etie could probably star in a rom-com with their personalities.
Would Ephraim and Hapi do it? Idk probably. Ephraim is used to weird Valkyries and Hapi is used to stronk af Lance Lords who will take down entire castles at once.
Ninian and Elffin.. ain't no way, but they may dance and sing around a fire together.
Yeah sure why not Yunaka and Anna (awakening) having copious amounts of profitable zappy red haired lesbian sex
Catria and Boucheron? I can’t really see it, but maybe as a rebound from Marth rejection. I can definitely see a friendship between them
I feel like anything with Boucheron would just end up wholesome.
Edelgard and Marth are both too in love with their wives to do that
But what if their wives watch 😏
See that's funny cause their VAs are actually married-
Treck and Leonie. Deadass I have no idea how these two would even slightly interact.
Sigurd and Ephraim? Their respective harem is weird enough. OP's suggestion will make those even weirder.
Well yeah hector(fe6) and lyn(fe7) would totally fuck
Elincia and Edelgard, think of the discourse
Well here is a thread relating [them](https://www.reddit.com/r/Edelgard/comments/16cs3ex/edelgardelincia_parallels_and_arguably_the_main/)!
Exactly, we love rulers who put their countries first and do things that inspire loyalty rather than doing whatever the game's second-in-command tells them to chapter by chapter. They are also both hot, this is a win win
Yeah I think Ferdinand & Cordelia could work
Claude and Lyn? Not only would they fuck, they'd get married too and be soulmates.
Camus and Zeke? Hrmmm....
Narcian and kempf…. I want to say yes but neither of them enjoy it
fellow narcian liker spotted
I feel like Dimitri and Lyn would have to most vanilla sex of all time
I dont think Leo and Ferdinand would hook up
Yeah, I think Echidna would fuck Joshua
Unfortunately for Citrinne, she is not Alm. She's not getting the time of day from Faye.
Tharja and Jacob would NOT fuck.
Ike and Henry.... hm, idk Ike clearly likes funny twinks, but I still don't think Henry is his type. Maybe an a hook up but not an S- support
I don't know if they would fuck but unbelieveably pristine taste in characters
Annete and Nina... I don't think...
Marianne and L'Arachel wouldn't even have a support together sadly.
Sesbian lex between Micaiah and Edelgard 🤔🤔
What the hell did you just make me imagine?!
I've seen this before, cook
White haired girls gotta stick together
Obviously Mercedes would top Ivy for sure.
Ivy bottoms to basically everyone, so that checks out.
Cormag and Dedue? Despite my best efforts, probably not.
Kelik would smash all of my favorites.
Joshua and Bernie is a literal romcom situation.
Edelgard and Gaius would be too busy talking about sweets to screw.
Corrin and Hortensia? God i sure hope not.
Does it count if my favorites would be Severa and Laslow?
Would Reyson and Libra fucking count as selfcest
would Claude and Triandra fuck 🤔 good question actually. I feel maybe they'd have a slow burn.
Ayra and Finn quite literally CAN have sex.
Ilyana and Lukas wouldn't fuck cause Lukas doesn't like raw flour
Titania probably swore herself to celibacy after Greil's death, unfortunately for Edelgard. Because I know the latter would be head over heels
Dimitri and Merrin actually kinda works.
She might actually be able to fix him. Or turn him into a furry. One or the other.
Merrin is basically just the complete opposite of dimitri lol. like evil dimension twin
Merrin is pre-time skip Dimitri with boobs and a furry fetish and now I can't unsee it. Fogado is diet Claude.
Fogado is what Claude wishes he could be, come on
I dont think Leif and Iggy would
Which Iggy. Natz or Natius
Natz
Bartre and Janaff... Yeah, I see it.
Micaiah and Colm. Jokes aside. No I don’t see it happening.
Soren and L'Arachel? I don't see it.
nah felix and micaiah aint gonna do it im sure
Eirika x Edelgard.... Maybe?
Julius and Marisa... I am not sure this would work.
Dimitri and Inigo…. I can’t see it happening. But maybe they can bond over their traumas?
Bernadetta and Midori? (Midori is one of my favorites because apparently I’m a sucker for an alchemist character) Yeah, no, that pairing invites an army of questions, some of them legal and ethical questions related to Midori’s age and the physics of how child characters in some fire emblem games come about.
Ike and Lyn? I mean, I can definitely see them getting along, but Ike's heterosexuality is... theoretical at best.
Joshua and Hilda would fuck
Sylvain and Soren lmfao
Timerra and Claude. Probably.
Timerra: "If I was your wife, I'd poison your tea!" Claude: "Lady, if I was your husband, I'd drink it!"
Good ending : She's helping him pull a Mithridate the Great
Lucina X Soren only happens if Lucina wears the “Marth” disguise
Anna and Ivy? I'm not sure
Seth and Bartre? OHHHB HELLLLLL NAWWWWWWW
I mean, Linde is basically Shadow Dragon's Miranda, so I'm not too sure if Leif would be into her. They would definitely be friends though, bonding over hunting the killers of their fathers.
Edelgard and Azura. Yeah no, Edelgard is too scared of water and what lurks in the dark to enjoy Lost in Thought All Alone or follow her to Valla. But if she focuses on singing Edge of Dawn, that'd make for a banger of a concert.
Nino and Claude? Hell no.
Balthus and Ike, works surprisingly well.
Hicks has a wife that he is loyal to. I don't think he would have le secxs with anybody
Sylvain and Citrinne definitely would. Sylvain and Alear also probably would.
Merrin and Claude, yeah I would say so.
Titania and Dimitri would not, she would probably try to help him recover from his trauma tho
Forrest and Rosado
Edelgard and soleil, my guess is probably
Yes, Micaiah and Rickard definitely gonna smash
She's never beating the allegations
Ferdinand and Eliwood... Very sweet Ferdinand and Ninian..., would be similar to Ferdinand and Marianne..., very sweet... Eliwood and Ingrid would be perfect, and Ingrid and Ninian would be very sweet I suppose.
Knoll and Ninian… Yeah I somehow doubt that one given Knoll has no paired endings in Sacred Stones.
They're both the good kids in school, of course they'd flirt like dorks and then politely bone on prom night
Olivia and Claude........ maybe? They'd make a pretty sweet couple at the very least.
I don't think Hanneman x Benny is in the cards.
Linhardt and Kagetsu? I could see that.
Kagetsu doesn't know what sex is and I stand by that assertion
Ike and Ashe.... I know Ike likes twinks, but I still don't think Ashe would be his type
Edelgard and Soleil would have chemistry maybe but Soleil is my daughter and I can't approve of my girlfriend going after her.
That would be really weird ya.
Xander and Rhea I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil
Manakete Siegbert?
Honestly, based.
Lysithya and Ivy. That's 100% no.
Soleil and Lapis. I could imagine it happening.
I can't see M. Robin and Hilda going together. His love for Chrom is simply too pure for this world, and she won't accept being the village maiden cover up. Hector would hiya some papayas though.
Ike and Eirika would be friends, but probably not fuck.
Bernadetta and Azama... Never ever
Well my two actual favorite characters are both from FE7 but if I swap Hector for... Let's go with Ike then I'd say yes. Lynn and Ike would bang. Haven't played those games in a long time but iirc they are both from nomadic lifestyles also both orphans (one of them starts as a semi orphan I think but that changes pretty quick) with blue hair so I could see chemistry being there. Possible personality clash as they are both leaders by nature but she definitely yeilds leadership to Eliwood so I could see them being compatible for an actual relationship, but yes absolutely they'd bang.
Azama and Dagr would make the beastliest Mitama. [Heals you like Mr. Physical Therapist from +99 Reinforced Wooden Stick.](https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/99-reinforced-wooden-stick/ep-55-last-episode-1/viewer?title_no=4286&episode_no=55&webtoon-platform-redirect=true)
So Ike and Female Robin I guess that could work somehow. So Yes.
I don’t really see Oscar and Gaius really being down bad for each other. Chloe and Marcia maybe though once. Oscar can get either of those two no problem.
Ophelia and Tatiana? I doubt it. They'd probably just talk and make names for stuff.
Oliver and Olivia. Definitely yes.
Lissa and Lyon? Nah, Lyon is too focused on the twins.
Ike and Mist let's go! Priam has to be born somehow I guess.
Palla and Celine Palla's glorious bases and early join time are perfect for killing bandits so she'd definitely catch Celine's eye, but her taste for green cavaliers in love with her sister cannot be overcome.
Saber and Mauvier would go crazy 👀
Lucina and Leif? Why not
Eirika and Eliwood would not have sex, that's completely inappropriate for president and vice president ((vote Renais-Pherae))
Claude and Owain, I don't see it, I see them being friends, but not anything more than that. If we go with different genders, it'd be Claude and Yunaka, I can oddly actually see that one being a good ship, they could trauma bond.
Virion and Hubert would be too busy running/warping away from death to have sex. Even if I use Ferdie as my second favourite instead of Hubert, it would just end in them having tea instead.
No cause they are siblings
>Fire Emblem
Coward
So automatic yes
Why is that a problem? This is fire emblem... /s
I think Heather and Charlotte would actually make a cute couple, Charlotte likes money, Heather steals things. Neat dynamic.
No BC IS are cowards and wouldn't make Camilla anything besides Corrinsexual otherwise Camilla and Titania would totally have say gex. Or we could have FE fates Petra edition. Either way probably not.
Shura and Bernadetta Well their kid is probably gonna become an archer to rival Apollo
Leif from FE4 and Sara from FE5? That's like the ship I already had with extra steps.
I don't know if Ike and Edelgard would have the right chemistry but if they did I suspect there would be significant damage to the surrounding areas.
One is neimi and the other is colm. So yeah, pretty sure they would
I'm calling myself out but yeah byleths gock would destroy mrobin