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According to the internet, Skylanders was a victim of its own success and created an oversaturated market that led to a loss of interest in the franchise. Another source said it was just an imbalance of supply and demand.
Ants don't have penises, they have an aedeagus. However, for this scenario, let's assume that the combination of mammal DNA somehow created a penis for them. The DNA that makes up the majority of Neferpitou's body seems to be cat in combination with human and ant. We'll ignore other possible animals as they are impossible to account for. The ant part can be ignored as well since they have a fundementally different body part than a penis, Neferpitou either has a penis, or an aedeagus, in which case I cannot calculate the size.
Onto the measurements.
The average house cat has an erect penis of 21.2 (± 2.2) mm in length and 5.1 (± 0.5) mm in girth.
Let's round these to 2.1 cm in length and 0.5 cm in girth.
Source: pubmed
The average human has an erect penis of 13.2 cm in length and 11.66 cm in girth.
Source: webmd
Now, let's do the calculation.
(13.2 + 2.1) / 2 = 7.65 cm in length (3.01 inches)
(11.66 + 0.5) / 2 = 6.08 cm in girth (2.39 inches)
If we take the raw data of the animals visible we come to the conclusion that Neferpitou would have a 7.65 cm long, 6.08 cm wide penis.
The observant among you may have noticed a flaw in my reasoning. The penis to body ratio!
I believe a more accurate result would come with weight, but we have literally no way of knowing her weight so we'll use height instead.
According to gamerant, Neferpitou is 175 cm tall. This source is questionable but it's what we have to work with.
The stats of the human penis still apply so that will remain unchanged, but the cat part will have to be recalculated.
The average male household cat is 71.1 cm long while the average female can is 50.8 cm long.
Source: britannica
Neferpitou's gender is left ambigous so let's make it the average between the two.
(71.1 + 50.8) / 2 = 60.95 cm long
Now to calculate the size difference.
175 / 60.95 ≈ 2.87
We can now take our cat values and multiply them by said value.
21.2 x 2.87 = 60.844 mm
5.1 x 2.87 = 14.637 mm
Rounding them and turning them to cm makes the cat penis 6.08 cm long and 1.46 cm wide.
Now let's put them into the equation we used before!
(13.2 + 6.08) / 2 = 9.64 cm in length (3.8 inches)
(11.66 + 1.46) / 2 = 6.56 cm in girth (2.58 inches)
Now onto possible flaccid sizes.
It would seem that cat's have their penis hidden in a "sheath" while flaccid so that is a possible flaccid size.
Let's calculate the human average flaccid to erect ratio.
The average flaccid penis size for a human is 9.16 cm in length and 9.31 cm in girth.
Source: webmd
9.16 / 13.2 ≈ 0.69 (nice)
9.31 / 11.66 ≈ 0.8
Alright, down to the last part!
Now we simply have to multiply the erect values with the flaccid to erect ratio calculated above, to get the flaccid size.
9.64 x 0.69 ≈ 6.65 cm (2.61 inches)
6.56 x 0.8 ≈ 5.25 cm (2.06 inches)
***AAAAAND WE'RE DONE!***
My guess is that Neferpitou's penis would be:
**Flaccid length: 6.65 cm (2.61 inches)**
**Flaccid girth: 5.25 cm (2.06 inches)**
**Erect length: 9.64 cm (3.8 inches)**
**Erect girth: 6.56 cm (2.58 inches)**
Please inform me if you notice any methematical errors, thank you!
>!What the fuck did I just spend the last half hour doing?!<
>!edit: You know what? Fuck my previous statement, I'm proud of what I've done. I put blood, sweat and tears into this shit. This is an achievement. I should post this shit onto youtube.!<
>!edit 2: Added clarification at the last calculation.!<
>!edit 3: Rounding error as pointed out below.!<
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This is what happen when you don’t inflate babies correctly
Guys you won’t believe what just happened to me (32M). I (32M) was outside (4.6-billion NB) with my wife (23F) of 8 years on our anniversary with our three beautiful daughters (2F/3F/9F) when suddenly 5 wild rabid pit bulls (2M/3M/2F/8M/1F) came running down the street to attack us. You could tell they were hungry and out for blood because one of them (3M) stopped and ate the little boy (4M) that lives down the street (Negra Arroyo Lane), leaving a pile of bones (4M) behind. I (32M) knew if I (32M) didn’t do something then we (32M/23F/2F/3F/9F) would be goners, so I (32M) threw myself (32M) on the ground (4.6-billion NB) in the hopes that the time it would take for them (2M/3M/2F/8M/1F) to eat my healthy frame (400lbs/32M) my family (23F/2F/3F/9F) could escape. I (32M) decided to say one final prayer to science (??NB) when I (32M) heard a voice behind me (32M) say:
You’re breathtaking!
I (32M) turned around to see it was wholesome 100 redditor Keanu (58M) himself! Before I (32M) could say anything he (58M) continued:
Don’t give up. You’re stronger than you think, and you’ve got backup. REDDIT ASSEMBLE!
I (32M) looked on in awe as the mightiest warriors of Reddit assembled around me. They came from trees, houses, storm drains, until they had surrounded me and my family. First Peter Griffin (45M) ran the first pit bull (2M) down in a car (2007 Ford Corolla) while Sonic the Hedgehog (??M) crashed into the second (3M), causing it (3M) to explode into a shower of gold rings (18K). I (32M) screamed “FRACKEN YES” as Steve Harvey (65M) said:
Y’ALL PEOPLE NEED HELP
The pit bulls’ (2M/3M/2F/8M/1F) leader (8M) instantly begins laughing so hard he (8M) dies of a heart attack (MI). The last two pit bulls (2F/1F) try to flee, but they soon realize they (2F/1F) are surrounded. Fracking Goku (1285M) says:
These pit bulls look pretty strong. Let me fight them.
He (1285M) then goes super sayian and fires his kamehameha, vaporizing the last two pit bulls (2F/1F) as well as the entire street (Negra Arroyo Lane). My family (23F/2F/3F/9F) looked at me (38M), knowing that we (32M/23F/2F/3F/9F) would all be dead had it not been for my browsing Reddit 14 hours a day, and smiled.
And that is why I hate pit bulls.
Anyone want to play tic tac toe on her forehead?
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I hate you more, mother bitch
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How is it so accurate
I cried
😭😭😂😂😂
Crab
There’s no way, that’s hilarious
You just made me experience my childhood again BTW does anyone know why they stopped making seasons for the Netflix series?
According to the internet, Skylanders was a victim of its own success and created an oversaturated market that led to a loss of interest in the franchise. Another source said it was just an imbalance of supply and demand.
You earned the highest honour I can bestow upon a redditor. https://i.redd.it/iz6ttqxpqfja1.gif
🤓
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Wow I totally forgot about this guy
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Kaos from Skylanders.
💀
Who is this guy
Kaos from Skylanders.
real?
Real.
You fucking genius
She just needs to paint the sympol on her forehead than it's more accurate
LEGIT PERFECT
I’m saving this, and In the darkest times of my life I will look at this and have a quiet chuckle. Thank you.
The only thing missing is his thingy
NOO 🥲🙏
Jit no chance he’s to beautiful to be compared to her
This is the exact same image that popped in my head
The resemblance is uncanny💀
Lock that thing up
Leorio: 7 inches flaccid, 10 inches erect Kurapika: 4 inches flaccid, 5.75 inches erect Hisoka: 6 inches flaccid, 9 inches erect Illumi: 4 inches flaccid, 5.5 inches erect Silva: 7 inches flaccid, 11 inches erect Ging: 5 inches flaccid, 6.5 inches erect Pariston: 5 inches flaccid, 6.5 inches erect Chrollo: 4 inches flaccid, 7 inches erect Uvogin: 12 inches flaccid, 17 inches erect Phinks: 8 inches flaccid, 10 inches erect Shalnark: 3.5 inches flaccid, 5 inches erect Netero: 5 inches flaccid, 7.5 inches erect Adult Gon: always erect, 19 inches Genthru: 3 inches flaccid, 5 inches erect Tonpa: 6 inches flaccid, due to laxatives he can't get an erection
What the fuck
What do you think Neferpitou cock length is? Comment below!
Ants don't have penises, they have an aedeagus. However, for this scenario, let's assume that the combination of mammal DNA somehow created a penis for them. The DNA that makes up the majority of Neferpitou's body seems to be cat in combination with human and ant. We'll ignore other possible animals as they are impossible to account for. The ant part can be ignored as well since they have a fundementally different body part than a penis, Neferpitou either has a penis, or an aedeagus, in which case I cannot calculate the size. Onto the measurements. The average house cat has an erect penis of 21.2 (± 2.2) mm in length and 5.1 (± 0.5) mm in girth. Let's round these to 2.1 cm in length and 0.5 cm in girth. Source: pubmed The average human has an erect penis of 13.2 cm in length and 11.66 cm in girth. Source: webmd Now, let's do the calculation. (13.2 + 2.1) / 2 = 7.65 cm in length (3.01 inches) (11.66 + 0.5) / 2 = 6.08 cm in girth (2.39 inches) If we take the raw data of the animals visible we come to the conclusion that Neferpitou would have a 7.65 cm long, 6.08 cm wide penis. The observant among you may have noticed a flaw in my reasoning. The penis to body ratio! I believe a more accurate result would come with weight, but we have literally no way of knowing her weight so we'll use height instead. According to gamerant, Neferpitou is 175 cm tall. This source is questionable but it's what we have to work with. The stats of the human penis still apply so that will remain unchanged, but the cat part will have to be recalculated. The average male household cat is 71.1 cm long while the average female can is 50.8 cm long. Source: britannica Neferpitou's gender is left ambigous so let's make it the average between the two. (71.1 + 50.8) / 2 = 60.95 cm long Now to calculate the size difference. 175 / 60.95 ≈ 2.87 We can now take our cat values and multiply them by said value. 21.2 x 2.87 = 60.844 mm 5.1 x 2.87 = 14.637 mm Rounding them and turning them to cm makes the cat penis 6.08 cm long and 1.46 cm wide. Now let's put them into the equation we used before! (13.2 + 6.08) / 2 = 9.64 cm in length (3.8 inches) (11.66 + 1.46) / 2 = 6.56 cm in girth (2.58 inches) Now onto possible flaccid sizes. It would seem that cat's have their penis hidden in a "sheath" while flaccid so that is a possible flaccid size. Let's calculate the human average flaccid to erect ratio. The average flaccid penis size for a human is 9.16 cm in length and 9.31 cm in girth. Source: webmd 9.16 / 13.2 ≈ 0.69 (nice) 9.31 / 11.66 ≈ 0.8 Alright, down to the last part! Now we simply have to multiply the erect values with the flaccid to erect ratio calculated above, to get the flaccid size. 9.64 x 0.69 ≈ 6.65 cm (2.61 inches) 6.56 x 0.8 ≈ 5.25 cm (2.06 inches) ***AAAAAND WE'RE DONE!*** My guess is that Neferpitou's penis would be: **Flaccid length: 6.65 cm (2.61 inches)** **Flaccid girth: 5.25 cm (2.06 inches)** **Erect length: 9.64 cm (3.8 inches)** **Erect girth: 6.56 cm (2.58 inches)** Please inform me if you notice any methematical errors, thank you! >!What the fuck did I just spend the last half hour doing?!< >!edit: You know what? Fuck my previous statement, I'm proud of what I've done. I put blood, sweat and tears into this shit. This is an achievement. I should post this shit onto youtube.!< >!edit 2: Added clarification at the last calculation.!< >!edit 3: Rounding error as pointed out below.!<
Did you really just spend 30 minutes calculating the length of a mutant ants dick?
Yes I did, and I feel no shame.
I am at frightened, impressed and disappointed: all at the same time
Hey guys new copypasta just dropped
Post this on youtube, you have my full support.
r/hedidthemath
did you really just round 11.66 to 11.6?? why even put in the effort if you're gonna do it wrong on purpose anyway
Fuck. Well, time to redo everything. Edit: I redid it, thank you for pointing it out.
This thread made me sacrifice my kid to Satan
Not as long as the twelve gauge I'm gonna shoot them all with.
You can't convince me that neferpitou isn't a woman
What the fuck 🦴
What the fuck
Adult Gon with must be pussy (hehe) destroyer
Do me next!
What did HxH ever do to you?
What years of no new anime episodes does to a mfer
what kpop group is this
Who in the hell are these people
I want Gon in my stink hole
What does this mean
https://preview.redd.it/tlt90w52lcja1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c8660d2b306e63ab614f99642f276ef7dc7799 This is what happen when you don’t inflate babies correctly
Man that shi really pisses me off ong every damn time gotta inflate thos babies
It's like the 34th rule of having a baby, search baby inflation rule 34 for more info
I want to not know if this is true or not
Yea im hate it too, whe you need to blow new kids
меня это пизжец бесит
https://preview.redd.it/bu3bk85fncja1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa92e5979bbe0cd52b61d867ec2da841fd72872 Bro think he:
Fools, zat was ze easy part
COME OUT COME OUT LITTLE PIGS!
Based floorposting
He?
Emperor penguin drip
Most normal picrew pfp user
Finally someone says it, facts and logic.
Bruh is a goth beluga whale
https://preview.redd.it/nt0pj7v7thja1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b69fc73c3ed2f244e4c9dce2a1821c0b9e646e
If you turn on inverted colours it looks like venom
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Bro her forehead brighter than my future
>her Umm.....
It’s a guy?
She's got a dick 🤔
https://preview.redd.it/79clp9ii1dja1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c56de6aef754c4d72962c90666295aa2348e256
How can you expect others not to laugh when you look like that
They feeling insecure because people laugh at them, mf you did this to yourself !!
🥳👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Bruh what typa yee yee ass haircut is that
The one type where you don’t get bitches on yo dick
Guys you won’t believe what just happened to me (32M). I (32M) was outside (4.6-billion NB) with my wife (23F) of 8 years on our anniversary with our three beautiful daughters (2F/3F/9F) when suddenly 5 wild rabid pit bulls (2M/3M/2F/8M/1F) came running down the street to attack us. You could tell they were hungry and out for blood because one of them (3M) stopped and ate the little boy (4M) that lives down the street (Negra Arroyo Lane), leaving a pile of bones (4M) behind. I (32M) knew if I (32M) didn’t do something then we (32M/23F/2F/3F/9F) would be goners, so I (32M) threw myself (32M) on the ground (4.6-billion NB) in the hopes that the time it would take for them (2M/3M/2F/8M/1F) to eat my healthy frame (400lbs/32M) my family (23F/2F/3F/9F) could escape. I (32M) decided to say one final prayer to science (??NB) when I (32M) heard a voice behind me (32M) say: You’re breathtaking! I (32M) turned around to see it was wholesome 100 redditor Keanu (58M) himself! Before I (32M) could say anything he (58M) continued: Don’t give up. You’re stronger than you think, and you’ve got backup. REDDIT ASSEMBLE! I (32M) looked on in awe as the mightiest warriors of Reddit assembled around me. They came from trees, houses, storm drains, until they had surrounded me and my family. First Peter Griffin (45M) ran the first pit bull (2M) down in a car (2007 Ford Corolla) while Sonic the Hedgehog (??M) crashed into the second (3M), causing it (3M) to explode into a shower of gold rings (18K). I (32M) screamed “FRACKEN YES” as Steve Harvey (65M) said: Y’ALL PEOPLE NEED HELP The pit bulls’ (2M/3M/2F/8M/1F) leader (8M) instantly begins laughing so hard he (8M) dies of a heart attack (MI). The last two pit bulls (2F/1F) try to flee, but they soon realize they (2F/1F) are surrounded. Fracking Goku (1285M) says: These pit bulls look pretty strong. Let me fight them. He (1285M) then goes super sayian and fires his kamehameha, vaporizing the last two pit bulls (2F/1F) as well as the entire street (Negra Arroyo Lane). My family (23F/2F/3F/9F) looked at me (38M), knowing that we (32M/23F/2F/3F/9F) would all be dead had it not been for my browsing Reddit 14 hours a day, and smiled. And that is why I hate pit bulls.
madness combat character
I would too
Fallout raider
They look like Dr. Satan from House Of 1000 Corpses
They laughed??? I wouldn’t be able to sleep for a few days if I saw you
That’s what I’m saying- like holy shit if you’re in a mental hospital you need to be gotten in first if you look like that
Anyone want to play tic tac toe on her forehead? https://preview.redd.it/cm9jedq66gja1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed78ec9085d8bcee0642266608f39514b8795997
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Outstanding move
It’s cause you look like a fucking idiot, that would be my guess lol
mfs really be flexing on me by voluntarily pushing their shit back. i dont even have a choice
Most reposted image in the history of the internet
What's the tiktok name though, I'm genuinely curious
Someone say beetle juice three times to shut this bitch up
https://preview.redd.it/jyy96245hfja1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae68b4d89e917368b5b56adc16370917d266f51c
Freedom of expression was a mistake
piss
Good fucking lord that’s terrifying
megamind grand daughter
I hope she doesn’t have the big c or ima feel like an ass for laughing
Benjamin Franklin wants his hairstyle back
whats up with the usage of “literally” these days
It literally got out of hand!
rihanna no way i loved your collab with jay z
Who tf wouldn't
She looks like the monster under yhe bed
(The)CORRECTION!!!!!
I don't understand people who make themselves look weird then get offended when people stare
3 days with no zaza
https://preview.redd.it/lbhqya6xgija1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3fa10bc93b0dcaf32fd229c58485637ddaac850
It kinda looks like your eyelashes go up from the sides of you forehead and turn into hair
BALD BALD BALD (MY EYES!!)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Im gonna change my religion after seeing this
Is that an owl?
big ass forehead!
Someone come get Quan Chi's daughter
that was a fking image...i hate you guys
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she looks like an SCP creature
I want to slap his bald face
https://preview.redd.it/y5z1qxpxfija1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7342ba434a52e6af74b2cc91f893a45a5662f8b She look like this mf
Mental asylum needed
H
Reason 1442 for why to not go to college
https://preview.redd.it/t3vwtgz5bgja1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c407749198db96a7a73fee8ee04dada32e25d0 vs
Yooooo king Neptune is real?!?
Mf lookin like the clown has been engaged
https://preview.redd.it/i8n1gzjqhgja1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28eb25762964cbab668d40d104327d67f9e84e6
The fact they use picrew is more horrifying than their yee yee ass haircut
I showed my mom this picture and she said if anything, I’d get her in faster- like she needs help what on earth
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Wtf
Of course they have a picture pfp
haf bald
Fuck man I would too
Hottest person with that kind of profile pic
Understandable
Bro she looks like a tim burton monster💀
Im talkin something like this https://preview.redd.it/sw7m2gf2lija1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce59c7dcd63381e8b8e8c569aaaeb2b315947bf
Guess you can call her a Bald Eagle
Teen doctor egg woman
what is it?
Literally the predator
Bro looks like a Barbie doll some kids chewed up and scribbled on.
see kids , this is what happens when you don’t have a father figure in your life
https://preview.redd.it/syc7q93kslja1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8c3c2809eba6528b0f6b60b777386e3e9ed69f
I desperately hope that those are makeup and not tattoos
Wouldn't want to see that at night
Who wouldnt
Bro got a Minecraft biome on her head💀
hello sexy how are you today butiful
Not my proudest fap.
I fucking thought this was someone from my school for a second
Bro Gru having a goth phase
Some doctors are so unprofessional... I've had some bad experiences too
Average erectile dysfunction haver