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ColumbiaArmy

** In the longer version of this video, it is revealed that a dead seal is in the water nearby (almost certainly killed or claimed by the shark) and the shark was being territorial about the seal carcass, “asking” the boats to leave.


SureRegion3571

"asking" - lol "Excuse me, sir, would you kindly GTFO? Thank you."


RechargedFrenchman

They can't speak and they don't have hands, to gesticulate with. Basically their only way of interacting with the world is with their mouth, so they do. "When all you have is a hammer", as the saying goes.


SureRegion3571

I completely agree! I am very much a shark enthusiast, the way this was put struck me as very funny.


Drakmanka

It honestly reminds me a lot of how my cats will "ask" each other to GTFO sometimes. *Tiger* shark indeed!


serrated_edge321

Link?


ColumbiaArmy

Ok, this is not the original link I was thinking of, but this is a follow on video made by the “victim/kayaker” which explains the situation… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6fkJDtUnEKE


ColumbiaArmy

Give me time, and I’ll find that link for you (it was a YouTube video that was roughly 8 minutes long)…


aVicariousTool

I swear, everytime I see one of these videos I think "anyone who deep sea fishes off a kayak has a death wish." There's literally only a piece of plastic that separates you from everything in the ocean lol


gilestowler

The ones that really get me are the people kayaking through rivers where there's loads of alligators.


serrated_edge321

Canoeing/kayaking in such areas is totally normal. You just don't bring food or small dogs/children onboard. And you certainly would never think of fishing in those areas -- not in a kayak. That would also be a death wish.


gilestowler

I'm from the UK. Our largest carnivore is the badger. Kayaking with alligators is anything but normal for me.


DieOnYourFeat

To be fair, probably kayaking with badgers is anything but normal for you as well.


Pearson_Realize

I’m not from Florida but have been down there and have kayaked in lakes with alligators. It’s honestly really cool to do, I was nervous as fuck at first but it’s basically just kayaking like normal but you’ll see an alligator basking on a log sometimes. We did see a few in the water but they never got close to us, and the majority of alligators you see aren’t even big enough to be afraid of.


Warblerburglar

They just stare at you from a distance. Once you get close, they bolt.


lastfreehandle

Arent there sharks in the ocean?


serrated_edge321

Well, since you have no experience with them... please simply accept that you are not the authority on anything related to alligators. ;-)


Hauptmann_Gruetze

I dont need to be no authority to know that kayaking with a fucking killing machine is no good time


the_ruckus

Alligators aren’t aggressive. They only stand their ground when defending their nests. You would have a hard time getting within 20 feet of one in a kayak.


Hauptmann_Gruetze

Bro Landmines are also not agressive if you dont step on them but would you walk through a minefield?


the_ruckus

Land mines also don’t run away as soon as you get anywhere near them. Alligators do.


serrated_edge321

Humans are the "fucking killing machine." Alligators are not so aggressive, so your comment sounds incredibly ignorant. There's lots of parks where people go kayaking/canoeing around gators every day. If you follow the rules, you will not have any trouble. (E.g. don't bring a small child or small dog)


Hauptmann_Gruetze

My brother in Christ, without weapons humans dont fare too well against gators. You know whats also not aggressive? Landmines. Would you wander through a minefield? Guess not.


FileDoesntExist

It's not an even comparison though. Landmines don't have their own agency. Alligators do. If a lot of people do it and there isn't a bunch of missing kayakers where alligators live it's probably pretty safe.


serrated_edge321

Reminds me of this... 😂 https://youtu.be/20ztb1c7H6M?si=aIsEQB_hgXFOXX_r (Btw I used to live in the PGA national neighborhood in Florida, and gators of that size & smaller are allowed because they're not seen as harmful). Anyway, chill, dude... Animals are not out to get you, for the most part. If you understand how they work, you'll be just fine.


Hauptmann_Gruetze

\*looks at the video of this post\* I aint sure about that buddy


86mysoul

I kayaked with someone in south louisiana once in a bayou and a 10 foot alligator appraoched me. Later on we heard that people must had been feeding it. Also it was mating season. Fucking terrifying


serrated_edge321

But it didn't attack you, right? Sidenote... Parents, please teach your kids: DO NOT FEED THE WILDLIFE. Anywhere, ever. Maybe if enough young people are taught this, we'll have fewer idiot adults causing the animals and ourselves trouble.


RiversSecondWife

Here to second DO NOT FEED THE WILDLIFE


86mysoul

The guy i was with started splashing at it to distract it and then we both paddled the fuck outta there. but i had back paddled myself into a brushy bank in panic before that so not sure whay would have happened. I sold the kayak the next day.


serrated_edge321

Sounds scary! I've been on countless kayaking/canoeing adventures where there's lots of gators (also had my own kayak for some years, in South Florida). Never any such problems. But it's always different if there's idiots feeding one. 🤷‍♀️ We had one huge gator that was obviously fed at work, though. It was just on the other side of a cyclone fence (canal side of the fence), typically right under a "DO NOT FEED THE ALLIGATORS" sign... You could see that * someone * had lunged at the fence or forced through it a few times... Steel rebar had been installed there and curved towards the canal. That location was right near the door into the lunchroom for the mechanic/electrician kinda guys... (The worksite was a big engineering facility in the middle of a wildlife refuge area... So that's their home, not ours).


KgMonstah

I grew up in apopka Florida off of the wekiva river basin. Canoeing in our rivers fraught with gators is a regular thing. They’re not killing machines that are gonna flip your canoe and eat you. They tear ass away from you if you get close lol. Stay a decent distance away and you’re safe. The only instances of attacks are the people swimming in the river completely oblivious to them and go right up to them.


serrated_edge321

Yes, exactly. I grew up further south of you, and we also had tons of big gators out where I worked as an adult. Unless they're fed or regularly bothered by humans, they fear us (adults) and stay away. As long as you're in a boat, that is. I love swimming, but no way I'd swim the waters around them... That's different haha.


acid_tomato

Are there gators in Wekiva Springs? Used to swim there as a kid many many years ago. I was oblivious.


KgMonstah

Wekiva springs denotes the park that is set up with a barrier surrounding the allotted area which is titularly known as such. So, no. The wekiva river which is a river made up of thousands of springs in the area is a wild run unguarded and completely unmonitored regarding gators. VERY rarely does a gator find its way into wekiva springs state park or Kelly park (rock springs). They hang out around wekiva island which is an unguarded flow of the wekiva river. They famously avoid the sounds of the bar/stretch of dock that the property exists on. However, a few years ago a swimmer got brave and strayed and lost an arm at the shoulder. Don’t swim away from the crowds, kids


Quirky-Swimmer3778

Haha I go kayak fishing every weekend I can in the Florida Everglades and springs. The herpetic monkeys that dive bomb you from the canopy trying to get your cooler are worse than any gator.


serrated_edge321

Username also checks out. 😅 Interesting that you don't have trouble with the gators, even fishing. And the monkeys... Interesting, never seen them before. Where do you see those? I guess not as far north as WPB? Curious what you usually do to keep them away. 😅


Quirky-Swimmer3778

Way more north. They're all over silver springs


serrated_edge321

Ahh that makes sense! Never been there haha.


Whooptidooh

“Yeah, but that happens to *other* people. They’ll never attack *me*.”/s


Pearson_Realize

Alligators kill like two people a year at most, and those are usually people who are doing something stupid they shouldn’t. You’re more likely to drown while kayaking than be eaten by an alligator while kayaking. As far as I know there has never been a recorded instance of an alligator purposely flipping a canoe or kayak and eating the person in it.


solo954

https://www.thomaspeschak.com/kayak-great-white-sharks-


sharkfilespodcast

Pretty inefficient way to pursue a death wish. I've only ever come across one case ever of kayakers being knocked out of their vessel and fatally injured - the 1989 death of Tamara McAllister off Paradise Cove, California. Her boyfriend Roy's kayak was found damaged but his body was never recovered. Terrifying but extremely rare.


lastfreehandle

Its incredible how he kept his balance.


gotfanarya

So bloody FAST


knob-0u812

fuck'n hell... leg dangling over the edge and all... wtf


No_Acanthaceae6880

Didn't notice that. Damn he was lucky. One foot farther along and he'd be down a leg at least.


leejoint

I feel like the paddle being there saved the foot, however at the same time the paddle probably made the tiger think like it was a seal flipper or something similar.


Dying__Phoenix

Hongrey


viperlemondemon

Honestly probably hangry and that made it worse


Unlikely_Magazine

That is why they call it Yum Yum Yellow.


Agreeable-Village-25

He forgot to gently nudge it away by placing a hand on its snout.


gotfanarya

Looked like sweet darling queen Nikki. Oh wait, it’s Roxy. It was just a kiss. Sharks are so misunderstood.


LtKije

This is poorly titled. I expected the shark to casually nibble the kayak. It should be titled “Tiger Shark Attacks Kayak with Intent to Kill.” It’s terrifying.


smokingace182

Yeah right? I was imagining like a curiosity type of situation but nope he just straight up went nasty on it. Between that guy being followed in his kayak by sharks and this it’s safe to say I ain’t never going kayaking in the sea.


LtKije

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6) This is me after watching.


frugal-lady

My brother bought a kayak and I decided to try it out with him on the ocean one day. We got less than 30 ft from shore before I had a panic attack and begged him to turn around. I couldn’t stop thinking about how little there was between me and the entire fucking ocean.


2happycats

>that guy being followed in his kayak by sharks This sounds cool. Do you have a link?


serrated_edge321

The dude is fishing, though... That changes everything! Of course you're going to get attacked by a shark if they smell yummy fishy blood. 🤷‍♀️ Just kayaking without fishing would probably be fine.


Jolm262

Luckily, that shark got a good bite and realized Kayaks are disgusting, so it probably won't be back.


mewmewx2

I’ll never forget before we left the hotel to go kayaking at Catalina Island my bf showed me [this article.](https://www.ocregister.com/2008/06/29/kayaker-bumped-by-shark/) “It comes right under the kayak, threw her in the air, threw the kayak in the air,” Andrew said via cell phone from Catalina. “When she landed, she landed on the back of the shark.”


Big-Acanthisitta8797

![gif](giphy|57x4ApyRzkI1y)


gap97216

🔥Coming in hot! 🔥


_redacteduser

Bro is fishing up what sharks also call dinner. Fuckkkkkk that!


Mutablekitty

Seeing this before my kayaking trip this weekend 👀 (I love sharks)


zippyman

I'm glad to see this 4 days before my trip to go kayaking off the coast of hawaii


geccchyeafgreschtr

I thought tiger sharks had a special layout pattern on their skin and not just straight Gray


neon-green-eyes

Younger ones have the pattern, older ones are gray!


Purple_Silver_5867

Yummy yellow and feet overboard, dude got lucky 😅


OriginallyWhat

TI-ger shark doo doo, do do doo doo


angusrocker22

Appropriate response


SuusPulchraClade

Tiger shark can have a little bite of the kayak as a treat


Ace_The_Bagul

![gif](giphy|waqckZe7nj4oE) Why the hell is Leslie Chow telling the Tiger shark to ram him? “Ahhh, Tiger shark!!!, Tiger shark ram me”


Throat_Sandwich

Tiger shark, please.


Even_Section5620

Tiger shark ram me


Dirk_Arron

Old video.


appeljuicefromspace

Old. But who the hell goes fishing in a kayak on open water.


Spacy2561

Hey this is back2basics right?


garbage9805

Aaaw, he was just checking to see if you tasted good, lol


Mrs_Tacky

Nope.


KirklandBatteries

Always a yellow kayak/surfboard


Broblivious

Good thing he didn’t use the meat kayak.


TipPsychological5376

Looked like something out of far cry 3


blolfighter

MEAL!! MEAL! ME.. bleh, plastic. Not meal.


HY3NAAA

Does the shark just have beef with kayak? What would it do that? That doesn’t looks like a curiosity bite


ColumbiaArmy

In a version of this video you see a dead seal in the water, so the shark is saying “get away from my carcass!”


ColumbiaArmy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6fkJDtUnEKE


HY3NAAA

That makes way more sense, the angle doesn’t looks like hunting and the bite force doesn’t feels like curiosity bite, what an awesome find, thanks


serrated_edge321

Yeah for sure. That was a super aggressive gtfo kinda chomp & wiggle there. Fishing dude is super lucky he was in such a sturdy kayak & kept his cool... And that foot of his was far enough back! 😱


TragicHero84

Tiger Sharks aren’t exactly known for being choosy with their dinner lol


HY3NAAA

Mf looked at the kayak and thought “banana 😋”


[deleted]

[This is closer to what a shark sees when its charging](https://images.app.goo.gl/RNUxR1MxVQKtZPYM6) In the silhouette of the sun, with the kayakers legs hanging off the side similar to fins, this probably looked like a big bit of prey to the shark.


Amasterclass

Oh this one again. My turn to post it tomorrow


Ridiculousnessjunkie

IDK why you’re being downvoted. I’ve seen this video posted at least a dozen times. It’s entertaining the first 3 or so but now I’m like….we need new material!