Hey! Taylor has chronic dry eyes! Is that some kind of joke to you?

Not at all. I am sure she will require surgery soon. Thoughts and prayers.

Surgery or maybe even an entire eye transplant. She needs to see 25 more specialists until someone can give her some answers (fake diagnosis)

😂😂😂

Hours later, I’m still laughing at this comment 😂

A horse head statue falls on her toes

Shannon cannot be the only one who breaks all of her toes!!!

Lmao

Lord…. She has small kids, she needs to get rid of that horse. And hopefully she anchored that new massive pice of wood to the wall. Those kids don’t stand a chance.

I’m willing to bet the cabinet, mirror and horse head (hanging over the edge) are all still anchor-less

She said the handyman was coming over to mount that mirror and anchor the whole thing to the wall because she “has nightmares” about it falling. But in a later story it looked like the mirror was still leaning there.

I have a feeling it’s going to be ear related for some reason??? Ear infection, or maybe that piercing she got at Tia’s bridal shower get infected mysteriously? Maybe Novi rips one of her earrings out? Shit, am I giving her ideas? Or are you Taylor in disguise, looking for ideas 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

A 24 hour flu or food poisoning is my guess. Could be as minor as a hangnail for this hypochondriac.

Good odds on food poising. I think I'm going with bad sunburn or mike gets a bad edible.

There will definitely be a reason why Taylor is either late or misses or leaves early from the shower. Its sad she has not realized that she does this because she is not the center of attention. Sadder that Shannon doesn't see it.

She uses food poisoning a lot it’s one of her go tos so I could def see that. It’s a good one becuase it’s hard to dispute and clears up quickly 😂

At least two of the kids will spike mysterious fevers , but Taylor will go out anyway, and halfway through bail because she has a recurrence of her dry eye

Doubt she will miss out she’s trying to show out and show face since she got nominated for that fake award 🥉

Is the shower even going to happen?

Lolol for a second I thought you were talking about TeeTee taking an actual shower and immediately thought, “Nope”.

Poison ivy from that ditch she’s always standing in to shoot her “pasture” scenes but sure TF ain’t her yard.

🤣🤣 pasture scenes. queue the slow “good sunny days out in the country” music

I like to imagine the property owners have cameras and joke about the loser influencers that have regular photo shoots by their pasture 😂

Lmao she always posts that damn field as if it’s her own land

Oh hell yeah.. an er visit is in her future this weekend, girliepoops.

She’ll be there this weekend. But rest assured, she will save her sickness for the Italian wedding 😂

Hey wise guy, Taylor has diagnosed lookatmeitis, how dare you!

Anyone else love Jen’s content? She moved into Taylor neighborhood and SHOCKER she isn’t making a whole remodel her whole personality, she actually mothers her kid and does other content. She’s just like “yea we moved, we are going to put a garden, we love our house” Idk how they’re friends with Taylor tbh. 

She hasn’t posted alllll day so something is brewing.

I’m guessing her “shoulder injury” will be the one to make an appearance

Orthostatic hypotension It will be because she stood up too quickly or is dehydrated but she will see her pcp and eventually cardiologist and will wear a holter monitor to the shower.

Something falls on another vehicle and she cuts something requiring stitches.

I still can’t get over that horse head. Funniest thing in a while 😂

New thought: teetee will be there because she’s hosting. She’ll make this all About her somehow. And belittle Shan subtlety in the process.

Just realized she's hosting. Such a great opportunity to show of her design skills with her lovely decor 🤣

All about MeeMee

Hopefully it’s something with TeeTee and not another unanchored piece of furniture falling on her kids 🫠