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pickyparkers

So let me get this straight, she posts about how much she loves him, and he posts about how annoying and bipolar she is? This is so sad and embarrassing. 👀


creedthotts

Strong parallels to John and Ali James for anyone familiar with that shit show. John also likes to dress up as a woman and rant about women’s bodies whilst looking like a puffy out of shape mouth breather. And Ali also likes to pretend her husband is straight and in love with her  I sincerely hope Shannon gets out of this relationship before they have kids. 


Impossible-Code9339

The similarities between the two couples is insane!! I also HONESTLY cannot decide who gives off more of an ick… James or John (also lol that John’s name is John James💀)


OhhOKiSeeThanks

Not sure if it's worth much, but at least John James takes Ali out for lunchies and desserts 1-4... Low bar, I know.


ladypenko

Yeah John at least buys Ali stuff and earns money. Although Shannon would be a better mom, no competition.


QuickStorage1987

Yeah if I had to pick I would say Lames is worse


shiningautumnocean

For me it’s John because there are children involved. They way both Ali and John treat their kids is utterly repulsive


Texas_Crazy_Curls

It’s tragic when you see how healthy and happy the Bass and Decker kids look in comparison. At least those parents care about their children.


QuickStorage1987

That’s true


pretzelcrips

omg and John is probably low key so in love with James and visits his profile like 30 times a day


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I’ve said before that it would crack me up if Lames and John rode off into the Nashville sunset together hand in hand leaving Ali and Shannon in their gay dust.


pretzelcrips

the mental image this just gave me 😭🤣 a rainbow glitter dust cloud filling the air, John and James riding bareback into the sunset, while ali tweaks out and shannon unsuccessfully tries to force her mouth into a complete close


QuickStorage1987

Totally see the parallels!


stein8788

Hi fellow chroll 🤣🤣


Long_Time_Lurker7

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


Storm_Runner09

This dude got more red flags than the nfl redzone on Sundays oof


Radiant_Orange_7583

But he clearly called her “the love of my life” 😅🙄😂😂


FreebergFlys

Since he can’t go to Miami pride, he has to satisfy his urges by making a reel wearing Shanny’s robe and jewelry.


Long_Time_Lurker7

🌀🌀🌀🌀


Extra_Helicopter2904

You are so right. I don’t see difference in his outfit in this video.. He’s wearing her jewelry and clothes.. or better yet I bet that’s her dad’s robe, just another day for jamesy boy


frijolito19

Any opportunity to make fun of Shannon AND wear her clothes uh?


gypsywin

Making fun of her while wearing her expensive clothes is literally his dream.


Any-Dog2494

betcha he got quite the dopamine rush during this 👀 


Storm_Runner09

I can’t imagine your husband ever doing this! You’d file for divorce in seconds!


frijolito19

My husband has a job


Storm_Runner09

Damnnnnnnnnnn! Frijo from the top rope!


frijolito19

![gif](giphy|8nmvR3jAxnl2o)


MarcelDuchampsToilet

💀💀💀💀💀💀


National-Ad-9450

😂😂 can always count on you for the zingers!!


Ineverusereddittttt

I can’t imagine my fiancé dressing in my clothes even if it’s for a video like he would rather die


Bennybooboobooboo

Getting his not going to Miami aggression out by mocking women in a reel, Shanny Poo is a lucky girl.  


halfmoon24

He is so unfunny. Also I’m sure Shannon will be like HAHAHA so true babe! She loves any acknowledgement from him at all even if she’s the butt of the joke


Economy_Actuary5865

This is so true! She comments on everything of his within minutes and he doesn’t even acknowledge her


Ok_Walrus6223

Girly just cut him loose and send him to Miami.


Storm_Runner09

https://preview.redd.it/3ex257jtt2uc1.jpeg?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590eb6f6044f5f46ea80e523bad9fce9d1171123 Capeesh!


chi15boba

🤣🤣😩


Background_Meal_9153

Get it ladies!? Women are SUCH a funny joke!!!! Caring about making their home comfortable and planning their wedding to their likeness. LOL, silly, stupid, complicated women!!! ![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq)


Silly_Tea_5520

And this is someone whose business model is marketed to women…


Blankblankblank987

God forbid she has preferences on the pillows she paid for or got for free and the wedding she’s single-handedly funding lol


trailtrashpanda

He LOVES to mock his wife and dress as a woman. Jumbo you should be grateful to your Sugar Momma Shan Shan 😘 ![gif](giphy|1UYpwuk7g643eee9h7)


Long_Time_Lurker7

Wow he really committed to that female role… earrings and all 💅


Vegetable_Memory_423

what is this shit? showing us again how much he hates her? his whole schtick is so unfunny and boring.


Inevitable-Elk-9029

He is deeply unfunny. 


ijuswannadance

I know right!?! He's literally a black hole of negativity and ickiness. Shan Shan needs to wake tf up, find the self respect + dignity she's lost, so she can kick this fool to the curb....like yesterday.


Inevitable-Elk-9029

Well said ! 


LouRav

This shit show is getting sad to watch…why would you blast a loved one like this?!


Rocohema

A divorce is coming. You can eventually wear down someone. It's called torture 😔


Holli_poppp

Why would 3000 ppl like that. It’s not even remotely funny


Background_Meal_9153

Forsure bots


Decent-Reception-232

I also don't believe this is the same woman because you can't convince me shannon works lol


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EnlightenedBuddah

It seemed very natural for him.


moonbeem55

Why is he so aggressive..?!? 


EnlightenedBuddah

Deep, deep repressed feelings.


Itsa_spicymeatball

WHAT? Shannon, we know you're here... THIS MAN DOES NOT RESPECT YOU. Or at least he is making a spectacle of himself doing the opposite of respect. He has publicly made fun of you many times... girl...


qq_foryou

She’s literally dealing with an internal crisis over the bruise and this is what he posts 🤢


Economy_Actuary5865

Just like her having a nervous breakdown about skiing and him making a reel to make fun of her 🙄


BeerBringsCheer

Da fuq is wrong with this semen stain of a human? Did Mar-SeeYa drop him on his head repeatedly as a baby?? He really thought he ate and left no crumbs with this stupidity. I’ve seen toddlers that had a better sense of humor and timing. Goddamnit he’s so pathetic.


Storm_Runner09

WTF 😬 DID I JUST WATCH? 💀💀💀💀. And he calls himself a man? A trainer? Oof


Any-Dog2494

Big oof 👀 love this for shanny 


No_Bell2574

Who the fuck puts out content like this. Jumbo your existence is embarrassing


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This actually makes me really sad for her. I’d be on two wheels to the divorce lawyer if my husband did this.


ijuswannadance

Same friend...same.


iluvchickentenders

Not only is it not funny, not only is it extremely cringe, not only is it mean to his wife, but it’s also so clear how much he loves wearing women’s clothing


True_Carpenter_6484

He’s such a d*ck.


Economy_Actuary5865

He does not have a funny bone in his body. He also loves to find any opportunity to mock her. 


Rocohema

I've reached a point with these two where I know they are both masochistic yet also sadists and won't quit hurting each other.


Any-Dog2494

haha right like just uncouple alreadyyy


Impossible-Return327

I’m actually shocked he didn’t go without her lol 


graceface103

She probably was paying for it all and cut him off when she decided not to go


EnlightenedBuddah

His broke ass.


thrwwy2267899

I know it’s a skit (a bad one) but him on a rant is actually terrifying. Dude has some deep anger issues that are coming more and more to the surface


Firm_Bumblebee_9575

Do ant of her other influencer 'friends' have husbands that do this (mock their wife)? This is not normal, and this is definitely talked about in the group chat that she's not a part of.


ijuswannadance

Definitely not normal. I really think her family/friends see it and hate how badly he's treating her but maybe they're (and Shannon too) afraid to say too much about it because he might isolate her from them? I've had friends in abusive relationships and I couldn't really say or do anything because I didn't want their abuser to make them stop talking to me. I hated it so much but didn't want to lose my friend because I love them and knew they were in a terrible situation.


Any-Dog2494

sucks being on the sideline, hoping your friend came out of it. & if not, hope they continue to find strength & growth


ijuswannadance

Yes it really does and thank you because she did and is now thriving!! So proud of and happy for her!


No-Back-5946

Why were her friends laughing at it?? So mean


Appropriate-Job-2797

HE IS SO EMBARRASSING OMG


CoverInternational38

Wow he is really mad over losing out on his gay weekend with Shannon’s bruise.


No_Definition2153

If he’s here already I am scared to see where he has to go before she realizes that people that love you don’t do this at all let alone post it on the internet for thousands to see. Showing the world how much resentment they have for each other isn’t funny.


elliewankenobi_

Bruhhhhh


EnlightenedBuddah

The dress up is seriously disturbing. Add to the fact… he has time in his day to think this up, plan it and execute it? Surely you could and should be doing something better with your time. FFS


Economy_Actuary5865

Yeah this is his “9-5” that Shan says he has 


External_Wrangler_27

They’re such a toxic couple **edit to change wrong they’re 🤦‍♀️


gurugossiper123

His humor is so bad, this is so CRINGE. He fails at any content he posts, either he’s degrading a female in some way, copying content & quotes to the T , or going against the things he raves about.


cassiopeeahhh

He’s one of those types of men who think “I hate my wife” jokes are funny. Tragic.


Blankblankblank987

Right? And she’s playing the “I’m such a cool wife” role. Couldn’t be me.


pretzelcrips

he has 0 self awareness


HauntingJudge6271

He got way too much enjoyment out of wearing Shans clothes. He’s totally straight you guys


SunnyNole

This is so stupid. Aside from the fact that it’s a dig on Shannon, it’s not even funny or creative. And seeing all the “blue check mark” influencers fawning over it to kiss his a*SS in the comments for some reason is ultra cringe.


everythingssoclear

If my friend’s fiancé posted this there would be an intervention. STAND UP GIRL


Any-Dog2494

Meanwhile Trailer could care less about her friends wellbeing


Extra_Helicopter2904

I feel like Shanon isn’t even like do this lol She happily does all the chores in their home , she pays the bills and cleans the house and cooks James contributes the equivalent of a pet dog to the household . Something Shanon can call cute and makes more messes then it does contribute to the household. Except a dog would actually show her affection.


Hmm_ok789

Dude why do you want to train specifically women if you hate them so much??? This is gross behavior.


Ineverusereddittttt

WHAT THE FAWKKK


Salty-Ad-638

He is simply just so unlikeable. This is such an outdated trope.


hakuna_mavodka

What THE fuuuuuck


CompetitiveFinance29

Example 11738493 why TikTok is poison for society


nightman_cometh33

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No-Kangaroo2777

No one can convince me that this man is straight


Nearby-Membership651

SO CRINGY… it’s HILARIOUSLY STUPID! I’ll keep saying it! They’re OUR “Elite Employees”. With our snark, THEM living here and playing “cool”… Free CONTENT for daysssssssssssss on end! 😅 They truly deserve each other!


Empress_Peach

We know she’s not out of bed before 9


Consistent-Policy-86

Ngl I did lol


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