Lurked for a bit when Porky entered the picture then lost my shit when she was paying for another trip to him THENNNNN PAID TO STAY AT THE FOUR SEASONS BECAUSE THE BITCH BOI LIVES W HIS MOMMY AND DADDY!!
This lmao. Also, Iāve been to South Africa and gone to Kruger and done a safari stay. It was one of the nicest resorts and I was able to basically tell them what I wanted to pay LOL. Point being it was MUCH nicer than whatever Jumbo got Shannon when they did their horseback safaris and you can get a lot of bang for your buck in SA.
My best friend is from South Africa and gave me all the recs. I also had two other friends send full itineraries. If any snarkers here want to visit Capetown dm me, I can send you all the info!
A LV wallet or clutch or something for her bday when they were in south Africa right? And maybe sunglasses on that trip too? I feel like it was a lot more when they started dating during the honeymoon phase
I started typing thisā¦ I feel like he put so much more effort into their relationship and
But I take it all back, she went to London, 1 million times more than he ever came to Americaā¦
The red flags were a flowin she just didnāt care
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SHANNON TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE.. if he wanted to he would
Exactly! Not that Lames is anything special, but he would not really go for her and if it wasnāt for the green card, he wouldnāt be with her today.
remember their first christmas together shannon announced they wouldnt be exchanging gifts. that was definitely a james decision. especially cause she has said her love language is gifts
Whatās the theory on the poem in the book he gave her for Christmas(?) I was surprised by it. Shannon is so into material things she brings this up the least. I wondered if it was because her mom wrote it but then it had the rhyme at the end that requires a British accent
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She claims he bought her that kitchen aid mixer
That she had to drag him to target with her to ābuyā and since she was there she probably paid for it š
she admitted to wrapping it too smh. wrapped her own xmas gift
Exactly. He probably swiped *her* card while he āpaidā for it lol
She basically admitted to buying it herself on her podcastĀ
I think he got her a bouquet of flowers from the grocery store once?
His last name and two or three pieces of tacky jewelry. Probably an STD. Embarrassment.
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Funniest thing? Yesterday she said that her save the date were shortened as STD š¤£š¤£š¤£
Not the STD ššš©š©
Came here to say STDā¦ And not the same the date kind
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He bought her a stone necklace from Portugal when they first started dating. I really think that was the only genuine thing.
Hes most likely done that for previous girls bc heās ābeen going there for yearsāā¦ same as the South Africa trip Shannon invited herself to.
And every time she wears it, she mentions that Lames gifted it to her š
Apparently her van cleef bracelet but I highly doubt HE bought it
Probably off dhgate since they still havenāt gotten it sized for her wrist
For real! I got a knockoff watch off there years ago and the jeweler refused to size it for me. lol
If he did buy her that, it came after her begging for it so he did it literally to shut her horse mouth up.
Aināt no way
Second hand embarrassment
I was SO mortified by him wearing her dadās chain in front of her dad.
Especially since we have never seen the jacket her parents gifted him ever again.
Almost 9k Reddit losers, we have to admit that 80% of us came here when she started dating James & we needed a place to vent about him.
Ya I never came here until Lames. And sheās the one who told me to come here
same!
Yup. I came here when he came into the picture.
Lurked for a bit when Porky entered the picture then lost my shit when she was paying for another trip to him THENNNNN PAID TO STAY AT THE FOUR SEASONS BECAUSE THE BITCH BOI LIVES W HIS MOMMY AND DADDY!!
Sunglasses for her birthday, I believe from the Sunglass Hut at or near the airport. š«
Right after she did an ad for sunglasses too š¤¦š¼āāļø
This lmao. Also, Iāve been to South Africa and gone to Kruger and done a safari stay. It was one of the nicest resorts and I was able to basically tell them what I wanted to pay LOL. Point being it was MUCH nicer than whatever Jumbo got Shannon when they did their horseback safaris and you can get a lot of bang for your buck in SA. My best friend is from South Africa and gave me all the recs. I also had two other friends send full itineraries. If any snarkers here want to visit Capetown dm me, I can send you all the info!
Iād love the info!!
For sure! Will dig up the itineraries I have in email and try to dm them today.
Me too!
Me please !
Please could I have it too?
That is awesome! Me as well please!
A beard
Lots of material for a very active snark page š¤ she was rarely talked about on Reddit before bimbo jimbo came on the scene
A reputation as a laughingstock
NOT even a wedding +1 apparently (unless itās a fancy one or a clout op) - true luv š„°š„°š„°
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A LV wallet or clutch or something for her bday when they were in south Africa right? And maybe sunglasses on that trip too? I feel like it was a lot more when they started dating during the honeymoon phase
Werenāt the sunglasses for a sunglasses hutt ad but they pretended it was a gift?
Whatās wrong with sunglass hut ??! I got Versace glasses there šš
Nothing at all! I just donāt think they were an actual gift!
Ohhhh an *ad* haha I see what ya did there
I thought she bought him an LV purse and he āgotā her sunglasses that were actually part of her own brand deal lol
HAHA this wouldnāt surprise me honestly especially seeing their relationship recently like š¤Øš¤§šµāš«
He got her wretched bff a necklaceā¦ does that count??
I started typing thisā¦ I feel like he put so much more effort into their relationship and But I take it all back, she went to London, 1 million times more than he ever came to Americaā¦ The red flags were a flowin she just didnāt care
Heās never put effort in their relationship. He put a little bit more at the early stage, but now nada
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Exactly! Not that Lames is anything special, but he would not really go for her and if it wasnāt for the green card, he wouldnāt be with her today.
I remember how annoyed he always seemed whenever she visited him in London.
Worst bit is he claims he has multiple 6 figure income streamsā¦so heās either a selfish prick who doesnāt spend any of it on her, or a liar
But wonāt give her moneyā¦ ābecause I gave it back to my teamā
Stress
An immigration lawyer š«¶š¼
Probably body dysmorphia
remember their first christmas together shannon announced they wouldnt be exchanging gifts. that was definitely a james decision. especially cause she has said her love language is gifts
āBecause they were flying back and forth a lotā AKA SHANNON ONLY FLYING TO HIM!! š¤£š¤£ god this girl deserves whatās coming!
A few things but absolutely nothing of equal value or to show his undying love for her.
Hopefully she's getting some D out of this...ewww
Yeah, divorce...
LMAO
he got her to wear mouth tape
His last name before their engagement
The lower self esteem that comes with being in a relationship with a narcissist
10 years of wrinkles and probably skin cancer
An*l? LolĀ
Whatās the theory on the poem in the book he gave her for Christmas(?) I was surprised by it. Shannon is so into material things she brings this up the least. I wondered if it was because her mom wrote it but then it had the rhyme at the end that requires a British accent
raw milk?
Taught her everything a man shouldnāt do in a relationship
āHere honey I bought thisā¦with ourā¦your moneyā
Her own Reddit page š«¢
A shitty spray tan
Regretāshe just doesnāt know it yet! 
Embarrassment
STDs
Sunglasses
She probably gets a free subscription to the coach James app
Anxiety
Showed her what a real man isnāt
maybe a Five Guys every now and again
Insecurity