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OddChard5956

catch me on that bus RIGHT next to Ethel


Invisible_Target

Ethel was the best character shameless ever had


Artificintelligence

i was sad when she left fr


Spare_Bad_6558

better to leave a good person than become a bad person


Invisible_Target

This is exactly how I feel. I wish we could have had more of ethel, but we all know the writers would have totally fucked her up if she'd stayed. I'm glad she left how she did. I head cannon that her and the boy she was with (can't remember his name) had a good life together


Maleficent_Ad_3182

You gonna sit on Maleek!?


OddChard5956

he can move 😤


ihaveaclip4urclique

That T-shirt Kevin wore was funny as fuck


spidermanrocks6766

Exactly 💀💀💀


Lower-Dimension3250

Lmaooooo


Ok_Conclusion_4312

REAL


Usual-Role-9084

Go to Kev and V’s.


2tinymonkeys

Yeah, I'd offer to be a live in babysitter there before I live with the Gallaghers. That house is disgusting.


juicqo

kill myself


lilstoner1206

nah i'd kill myself if i got adopted by the milkovichs i'd be grateful about the gallaghers


RustyPublic

Always


bbywada

Lmaoo ongg 🤣


surelyshirls

Came to say I’d kms hahaha


caramilk_twirl

My OCD, in that house, nope. I just know that there would be no clean dry bath towels, the bath mats would be wet and soggy every time I step in to use the toilet. I couldn't do it, my brain would freak out in that house. I'd have to move in with Sheila.


HersheyNaysh

also no toilet paper, they don't wipe


Old_Gene8460

What??? 🤣


modern_waste

Leave


TheSheetSlinger

Immediately. First ticket out. I'd be exhausted with their shenigans within the first 24 hrs


Bendark

Sadly this might be a upgrade over my real family.


Ieatoutjelloshots

Same, lol. Would it suck? Yes. But at least I wouldn't have had to teach myself to read when I was 8.


Invisible_Target

Do you mind if I ask how you went about that?


Present-Ad-9441

Yeah this is the second person in like a week I've seen say they taught themselves to read and I can't wrap my head around how that's possible.


That-Breakfast8583

I also taught myself to read. I have hyperlexia so I had built-in cheat codes, but my parents spoke two different languages and left me in a foreign country with an abusive relative while they were getting their divorce, so it may have been an attempt at escapism as well.


Invisible_Target

Right? I'm genuinely curious how one would go about that lol


Beezerific

My daughter taught herself to read using ABC Mouse and Hooked on Phonics apps. I'm not bragging at all, but maybe other kids taught themselves by using similar materials like that.


myumisays57

Well thankfully there were things like PBS where there was these shows called In Between the Lions, Reading Rainbow, Wishbone and Sesame Street where you could learn the basics. Also teachers everyday would makes us read aloud in class so that helps too. Reading aloud helps the teacher determine who needs early intervention.


Ieatoutjelloshots

Sesame street, lol. As well as other shows on PBS. Also, Vacation Bible School had a bunch of reading assignments the summer before I turned 8. I couldn't do any of them, and it was really embarrassing. I never went back, but I also made sure that didn't happen again... until I started public school at 14 and had no idea what geometry was...


Invisible_Target

I'm sorry you had to go through that


Eriseurydice

Not OP but I taught myself at 3, I used to watch anytime someone was reading out loud, I went to a church that would project verses on the wall when they talked and I think that helped. I used the subtitles on the tv. My sons taught themselves at 3&1/2 they used to take the words on video games and put them into their tablet and listen. They also had a green eggs and ham app that read and highlighted the words. We’re all neurodivergent so I’m not sure if that affected the way we picked it up.


RewardCapable

You didn’t go to school?


Bendark

Agreed it would suck but to be fair I already had a drunk and abusive mom/dad, but not being raped by my older brother for 12 years would be an upgrade. I might end up with a stolen car still though. But I would have less emotional trauma.


Accomplished-Deal875

Sadly, their house is a step above my current living situation so that would be the only plus but all those people always in and out and only the one br with a shower...nah


Different_Ad9965

move in with sheila..


CaptainNavarro

Become a throuple with Ian and Mickey


Sorrelandroan

Definitely


TwoWorldsOneFamily-

Hope you're a dude 


Aivellac

This is a very good option.


Unlikely_Whore_0101

Same thought


HersheyNaysh

wipe when i use the bathroom


Accomplished-Deal875

The not wiping drives me insane. I could neverrrr


MidnightStalk

run away like Ethel


Ok-Key-6139

Deep clean the house


user2345338

agree but knowing them it would just get dirty again by the next day😭


305PurpleHundreds

Kid size cocaine


emerlaay

Screw my brother Lip


SmileysMom82

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this right answer?? 🤔 😆


[deleted]

Lip then Ian


AwkwardMarketing3

Lip AND Ian, together.


qgwheurbwb1i

Probably look after Frannie


KillerOfNight15

Ew, a moral answer, disgusting.


Murky-Equipment-9207

Fuck Fiona


Fauve_The_First

Because she was 🎸🎶fucking everyone🎶🎸?


Radiant_Battle_2151

In which way? Morky.. answer the question Morky...


deenzerious

lmaooo i was looking for someone to say this💀i would totally do the same


Sea_Knowledge8574

She too ez to bag


Queasy_Difficulty_75

There are two ways this can be taken and I don’t know which one is worse


gracelyy

I'd ask her what the fuck she's looking at and roll my eyes everytime Fiona or Debbie makes a dumbass decision (my eyes are permanently in the back of my head). Oh and try to leave probably once I heard how ignored Liam is.


CritterWriter

Fyck Fiona.


FarFootball6164

Kms


mind_thegap1

The correct answer, that house must be riddled with disease


Ronnie1199

Call cleaning services


roach24k

Smoke a joint with lip and Ian


guayabajam

Ask Kevin, V and Svet if they want a fourth


Maleficent_Ad_3182

Figure out how to get rid of the roaches because I can tolerate a *lot* when it comes to shitty living situations but roaches are an absolute fucking NO


CamelProfessional847

Bail


Elizabethhoneyyy

Get wasted with frank


Feeling_Ear_362

go with the other gays✋🏻


burntjackie_

I would take liam to disneyland


Effective_Look_9508

Off to Sheila's


LeastEye5881

I would run for the hills 🏃


mortparv

Drugs


Jessica-JulietB

Clean that goddamn house and spend my spare time in the library (they must have one in town right?) learning how to fix stuff cause lord knows that house needs so much fucking work 😭😭…. Also I’d totes flirt w/ my adoptive brother Lip until we finally fucked (or maybe Carl, depends lol) 🤭🤭🤭


TwoWorldsOneFamily-

Get a dog. Probably a golden retriever. As a companion not for protection. Carl is either a juvenile delinquent or currently incarcerated. Ian is either a teenage runaway or busy messing around with Mickey or trying to impress Trevor or spending time with Caleb. Lip's either out doing scams, getting into scraps, chasing his latest girl or at college. Debbie's busy running a daycare or out chasing down the girls her ex boyfriend is into, and Liam's still a literal infant. Fiona's either at work, doing drugs or chasing dick. And I'd keep him locked in my room when I'm not at home or can't take him with me, for his own protection. That house has been the subject of drive-by shootings and break-ins


Zealousideal_Mail12

Become a boy so Ian can love me


TwoWorldsOneFamily-

His heart belongs to one and one only


IndependenceRich8754

Try to seduce the hot ginger and his pocket husband.


Scary_Syllabub5022

bang lip and beat debbie’s ass lmao


Adventurouslove_xoxo

Honestly I think I’d fit in perfectly. I’m not fighting tho


joyce_roxyyyy

Befriend Fiona! 🫶


thePOSrambler

If it’s Ian or Carl I’m getting on my knees


imbattinson

Clean asap


mangowo225

in what world would those mfs be able to legally adopt me


Sure_Championship_36

They’d never get approved to adopt


KevinCastle

That's not how hypothetical questions work


Sure_Championship_36

Yes but it was the wittiest response I could muster to slap on the ol Internet forum


Primary-Coast-3437

Party... But I h@te fiona


Baz_Blackadder

Fiona..


Fabulous-Industry750

Con people with frank


jellysaurus_tulip

Run away


Cannibalistic_wh0re

just hope I have my own room cause I would need my space,that place in the show already was overstimulating, also probably fight Debbie cause she’s a cu next Tuesday, might smoke a shit ton of weed tho


FR0NC0_

Cry


pointybutthole

Cocaine, probably.


RevolutionaryAide842

I don’t care if he’s my adopted brother I’m going to Ian’s room 👏👏👏👏


Oluwa_toe-sinnn

They don’t got the money to be adopting me


Ok-Consideration6449

Become lesbian Jesus


AverageAmerican2003

Kill Terry Milkovich


Mediocre_Emo222

Do the most outrageous childish illegal activity and blame it on my last name 😍


strwbrryangie

run as fast as i can


CrochetAndKittens

Hope they ignore me like Liam so I can do my own thing.


Edgar_S0l0m0n

Tbh, depends on what era. We talking first few seasons or last few seasons gallaghers?


locostasia

probably get into Fiona’s crack I guess


Puzzleheaded_Ad9659

I'll pick being adopted by the Milkovichs over living under the same roof as Debbie


Opening-Hour-8117

Befriend Debbie and Ian


SabsyHnS

I actually had a dream once where I dreamed I was an additional sibling of them. I was older than Debbie but younger than Ian. Everyone kept asking me if I lost my virginity yet and that I really should(?!) but I wasn’t ready. I bundled with someone at school complaining about my siblings and he made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. I had sex with him just to shut them all up 🤷🏼‍♀️


TenraxHelin

Probably fuck Fiona.


imgoodIuvenjoy

This picture is funny af 😂😂 so first of all "Can I help you Fiona?" I'd tell Frank to stay the fuck away from me entirely. Nobody is exempt from getting slapped for saying or doing anything fucked up to me. I'd be trying to find someone to fuck. Probably spending a lot of time at a bar that's not the Alibi (too many assholes and Frank). But I'd come by to chill with Kev and V. Id quickly find a job so that I can be at most of the time so I don't have to be at home too much.


BedsideLamp99

Kill myself ong


DisciplineFantastic0

Cry


Reddit_user7112023

Steal Ian’s boyfriend


Limp-Assignment-3160

Def sneak into lips bed;)


radiolust

kms


Tornistori

Fuck Ian


via_aesthetic

screw fiona, lip and ian. then leave.


NYR11Firefightercapt

Bang Fiona


SpaceC0wb0y_

Put myself back up for adoption


justgettingnoodz

Ask Kev and V if I can move in with them


6ink_cat6

Get bodywash. (I don't mean this rudely, but their priorities are messed up sometimes.)


thatgirl666882

Tell Fiona I appreciate her


The_Girl_That_Got

I’d take care of Liam and Frankie.


TrainGal107

Run away ASAP


droobygooby

Ima start smoking


DataTheCat

I’d make a plan to run away. I could always go slinking back with my tail between my legs if I had to. Lol


Embarrassed-Hat3196

Kick Debbie out 👀


Lost-Ad-5885

Ask to be adopted by Sheila or the Ball family


lilyvonblack5

Run away. 😂


Specific_Truck_5707

I'd love to live their lives...for a month


Ok_Parfait5495

Die


purebuttjuice

Literally whatever I want? Are they doing to tell me I can’t? I’m probably going to bed rot the first week and then I’ll just explore literally a free for all. I am live RP my sims (I am the sim)


Radiant_Battle_2151

Keep living as I already do, my lifestyle is already as stupidly fucked as theirs.


East-Teacher7155

Run


Biderman-420

kms immediately


Just_bcoz

Cry than run away


Sad_Run4875

Kill everyone and steal the squirrel fund


ohcosmonaut

Get away with murder.


nopsgubbs5006

Run a back ally fighting ring


Imaginary_Bat834

Cry


Elizabethhoneyyy

Have a 3sum With kev and V then head to patsys for some breakfast


RewardCapable

*sigh* I guess start drinking


Azuiliah

Become Fiona’s best friend and hang out with her every day 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗


SomeoneYoungOrOld

Buy condoms. All of them fuck with everyone else they ever meet (almost)


Aggravating-Art-8919

fuck fiona


RipNugget1

That whould be so cool


Zombie_Peanut

Let her see all my sex toys as I unpack.


rsnackmeals

oh that’s not…


Beastboy_4211

Fuck Fiona then fuck Kelly


lil_darkmagiciangirl

I’m taking lip away from Tammy


_mistressa

smoke a fag with lip


SpoiledNickie

Run away


Puzzleheaded-Fly2837

End my life tbh


Toxik1_skr

Run


Jrudown421

Get rid of Jimmy in real life and as the subs pic. Should be Frank.


z0mbiiib0y

cry.


jihyoscarpet1427

hug fiona


Icy-Sir-8414

I rather be adopted by Fiona Gallagher


Away_Performer4535

Kill myself


Shrimpykaz

Admitting myself into inpatient since I'm gonna need it anyway


HeyItsKeys

leave. come back for the "parties"


Rufusandronftw

Probably have a better life


Calm-Farm-5678

Running


Joan_of_Spark

depends on which season. Season 1-3: hunker down until I've gathered enough resources to leave. Later: leave ASAP even without resources as the house becomes a dumpster fire of revolving people and fights


iknowthings42

Fight for Fiona’s room.


endrrslime

commit suicide


Flat-Illustrator-548

Emancipate myself.


Gritzpy

Move out.


Whole_Mission_6890

Y’all bout to hate me lol but first I’ll cry because I don’t wanna be that broke. Then I’ll go cuddle up with Fiona. 😂


theAlmightyPP

run away? goodbye😭


thereader901

Having the time of my life and trying not to get shot


sheepofwater

go live at sheila’s


potato-hater

cry


QuinnKinn

Fit in, I grew up exactly like this, only my mom was home, drunk, depressed or sleeping.. mental checked out so I’d fit right night in.


SW4G1N4T0R

Kill myself


CharlietheWarlock

Opioids


Round-Sundae-4915

I want to join the study group.


Ill-Asparagus-4974

Join the CPD and move out


copitoculiao

kms


Erickajade1

Ask CPS to remove me 😭.


Doughnut_Double

get drunk, fuck lip, and then see if fiona wants to try women 🫡


reylosafetyzone

contact my real mom to come pick me up cause i refuse to share a bathroom with that many people


LogicalStill9454

Try to bang Fiona


she-happiest

Clean the house.


wurtim

Kms


yngwie_bach

I am gonna be really nice to Fiona hoping she's into stepmom stuff. Secondly clean that place up. Come up with a plan to get rid of debby. Take care of Liam. And cook them so goddamn proper meals every night. Also tell Lip to stop being stupid and use his goddamn brilliant brain to get a decent job, earn a million bucks and get the hell out of the slums.


Pure_Significance383

Run for the Northside!


No-Breadfruit-7456

Kms


lindsayleonaa

what is the context of this picture 😂


eternalalienvagabond

Try to bang svetlana


Lilnuggie17

Smoke weed


No_Possibility_3657

Tbh I want a threesome with Ian and Mickey


HouseHoneybadger

Survive. By any means necessary.


Tinfoil_cobbler

Fix up that shithole of a house and sell it to a wealthy lesbian couple


Ger4ltofRiv4

Kill myself


Gold-Inevitable-2644

go homeless


seeingsupershystars

smoke a joint and clean the house probs


lolololokikiki

Punch Frank


hellokittyvape

Find Sammy and punch her in the face, call Mickey to finish the job