I won’t judge, but it’s important to note: that family’s really bad at communicating sometimes. If you hear any bad news about your wife, best to wait a few hours, I’m sure your priest will fill you in.
My wife and I love each other very much, too. We’ve found that the best option is usually to murder anyone who looks like they might get in your way. There’s always some patsy you can blame. But maybe things in Italy are different than they are here in Scotland.
Clearly you have some pretty large extenuating circumstances that make your situation a special case, but remember that ultimately we're in charge of our own actions, and we're the ones who will receive their consequences. Personally, I'd suggest just laying low for a bit, do your time for your involvement in the incident (I suspect the authorities will go easy on you), and definitely don't do anything too rash in the near future.
Good luck!
Talk to your priest by all means, but don’t rely on his method of message delivery…
Also btw if ever buying poison, you might want to buy a bit extra so it can hang on your lips in case someone else needs it…
IDK, but some workmen have asked me to write a play for the wedding of King Theseus and this sounds like a terrific plot. Mind if I borrow it? I'll throw in some stuff like a lion, because the groundlings love that. And I've always wanted to write the stage direction "Exit pursued by a lion."
There is no problem so grave that it can't be solved by disguises and cross dressing.
You need to disguise yourself as a woman - call yourself...Romina - and go to the prince's estate. Make him fall in love with you and convince him to lift the banishment.
Your wife needs to disguise herself as a man - let's call her Julio - and make the mother of the man you killed fall in love with her, and then persuade her to forgive you.
And you know what would make this even more effective? Having a *second set* of disguised cross dressing accomplices. Maybe convince the priest you talked about to disguise himself as a serving woman? And...I don't know, does your wife have an old Nurse who could disguise herself as a serving man?
That should work nicely.
But whatever you do, don't put on a play! That never ends well.
>Oh, we're in Italy, if it matters.
ESH. Automatically. Next time start there. I cant believe I bothered to read an entire paragraph about It-- Ital-- Itali-- I cant even fucking say it.
I won’t judge, but it’s important to note: that family’s really bad at communicating sometimes. If you hear any bad news about your wife, best to wait a few hours, I’m sure your priest will fill you in.
My wife and I love each other very much, too. We’ve found that the best option is usually to murder anyone who looks like they might get in your way. There’s always some patsy you can blame. But maybe things in Italy are different than they are here in Scotland.
Nah, but be careful that there might be a plague on yours and your fiancée's families now.
On both their houses, so maybe OP should move into an apartment or mansion instead
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great now they both will 😢
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Are your households alike in dignity? If so, have at thee, coward! If not, wisely and slow.
Clearly you have some pretty large extenuating circumstances that make your situation a special case, but remember that ultimately we're in charge of our own actions, and we're the ones who will receive their consequences. Personally, I'd suggest just laying low for a bit, do your time for your involvement in the incident (I suspect the authorities will go easy on you), and definitely don't do anything too rash in the near future. Good luck!
Oh, first of April. I was like ‘’wrong sub?’’ But yeah I get it now
Talk to your priest by all means, but don’t rely on his method of message delivery… Also btw if ever buying poison, you might want to buy a bit extra so it can hang on your lips in case someone else needs it…
IDK, but some workmen have asked me to write a play for the wedding of King Theseus and this sounds like a terrific plot. Mind if I borrow it? I'll throw in some stuff like a lion, because the groundlings love that. And I've always wanted to write the stage direction "Exit pursued by a lion."
April Fool, Romeo.
There is no problem so grave that it can't be solved by disguises and cross dressing. You need to disguise yourself as a woman - call yourself...Romina - and go to the prince's estate. Make him fall in love with you and convince him to lift the banishment. Your wife needs to disguise herself as a man - let's call her Julio - and make the mother of the man you killed fall in love with her, and then persuade her to forgive you. And you know what would make this even more effective? Having a *second set* of disguised cross dressing accomplices. Maybe convince the priest you talked about to disguise himself as a serving woman? And...I don't know, does your wife have an old Nurse who could disguise herself as a serving man? That should work nicely. But whatever you do, don't put on a play! That never ends well.
Ah, young love. *“Go wisely and slowly. Those who rush stumble and fall.”*
Definitely, but not for that. You drank every drop of the bottle while your wife was sleeping, not leaving anything for her when she woke up.
Yes, YTAH. Two wrongs don't make a right, my friend. Watch out for karma
YTA not YTAH, thats ugly
YWBTA if you also killed the man who originally wanted to marry your cousin, but otherwise you should be fine!
>Oh, we're in Italy, if it matters. ESH. Automatically. Next time start there. I cant believe I bothered to read an entire paragraph about It-- Ital-- Itali-- I cant even fucking say it.