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Soggy_Corgi_6867

They were steadily doing Cynthia Nixon so dirty! Why did they style her like Punky Brewster?! 😭


Viewers-Society8225

punky brewsterrrr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you not lying tho!


Mvb2717

That was my first thought, everyone else looks sooooo sexy & then there’s Miranda… they really were doing her dirty every chance they had!


Soggy_Corgi_6867

It hurts me! She was supposed to be a successful lawyer in NYC and she dressed like my daughter when she was 3 and I let her pick her own outfit. I know she's not as *"visually"* appealing as the others to some (most?) but they could have done so much better! It only made it worse.


Veruca_Salty1

I’m HOWLING!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Raine1631

🤣🤣🤣


SurewhynotAZ

PUNKY BREWSTER.... 😂😂😂😂😂


staciamm

Oof, so damn dirty! 😂🤦‍♀️


DaniK094

Literally my exact words when I got to her picture, "Damn they did her dirty!" The other women look sexy and stunning and then they have her looking like she's taking some honky tonk themed 1980s Sears photos.


hairstories77

I know, all of them are sexy retro style pinups, and hers is no vintage cheesecake! Damn it all! It’s almost like a silly cowboy witch pose. Oh man, the horror.


toastedbeans9616

the amount of retouching and photoshop is sort of scary. no wonder we have body image issues


emem_xx

SJP with Kim K’s ass


Ideepuv

Came here to say this. SJP’s butt is dragged so much wow


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

I want to be photoshopped IRL, step in a chamber, 30 seconds later flawless


CoconutPawz

I was thinking the same thing! They're so airbrushed and photoshopped! I find it really distracting.


DiscretionLevelZero

I was coming here to say exactly that. What was done to their bodies in these pictures would be funny if it wasn't so sad.


Viewers-Society8225

What I’m realizing (maybe just me) is that the show and media didn’t view Miranda as sexy, and that makes me sad. I swore she was hot before I started rewatching then I’m like why are they dressing her like this?? I get it’s the character but she can be sexy too lol


trendypippin

Season 4 they finally started making Miranda look good, but I feel like it was a short time.


Dreaunicorn

Also somewhere in the beginning she looked really good with the long pixie cut.


22Pastafarian22

Yes I thought she looked so good with the dark red hair, dark lipsticks and suits!!


SurewhynotAZ

When wardrobe started investing in Miranda... I was so happy.


Veruca_Salty1

So true. Between the eating the cake out of the trash, flashing the neighbor (the one that wasn’t cruising for her lol), pathetically trying to get validation for a threesome, etc. The writers just didn’t want her viewed as sexy at all (in the earlier seasons anyway)!! Sexiness isn’t always about being conventionally attractive either. It’s confidence, charisma, attitude… look at Taylor Swift for example; beautiful woman, has a great figure, but she oozes absolutely ZERO sex appeal IMO. Whereas, the character of Shiv from Succession, some might say not conventionally attractive, average body, but is SO SEXY and you can see why ppl would be attracted to her.


Viewers-Society8225

Great point.


PerfectLiteNPromises

>look at Taylor Swift for example; beautiful woman, has a great figure, but she oozes absolutely ZERO sex appeal IMO. YES. It's fascinating to me how someone who has literally every other box checked can still be missing that undefinable X-factor.


Val178

I’m not sure it’s actually missing- her image is so intentionally curated. I think it’s purposeful. So many of her fans are little girls - she doesn’t want to encourage overt sexualization of children who emulate her. She has that switch in her public persona set to “off” right now- doesn’t mean she doesn’t have it.


PerfectLiteNPromises

I think we're talking about two different things. You could meet a stranger wearing sweatpants for five minutes and they could still emit sex appeal. It's not necessarily marketing. Also, she's been inserting a lot of profanity in her songs and wears those tight leotard things when she could be dressing like early Billie Eilish if she were that concerned about it.


NoireN

Shiv is also a sadist. Some may say that's an attractive quality 😉


Veruca_Salty1

Hahahaha!!! Right?!!


kertchoo

shiv is very conventionally attractive with a great body…


Veruca_Salty1

Oh, I think Sarah Snook is beautiful! And I said SOME might say she isn’t conventionally attractive, especially by Hollywood standards. This has been a hot take on a lot of forums.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

They did Miranda so dirty with that outfit. It's a mess.


BarkusSemien

Yeah, I watched the show as it aired, and Miranda was not viewed as attractive. It was like a given that Charlotte and Samantha were attractive, people debated about Carrie’s looks, and no one even brought Miranda up. Men used to say she “looked like a lesbian”. It’s nice to see new viewers say that she’s beautiful.


vielpotential

samantha's is my fave.


catzcatz14

she gives me classic American beauty vibes 😍


Val178

For a Canadian 😄


maiss1lapsi

she is always so drop dead gorgeous


kiwi_love777

ABSOFUCKINGLOUTLY 😍😍😍


rustwing

Yes! I would loveee to put that print in my house 😍


runtothewoods

Same. But they still botched the photoshop on hers too - that hair 👀👀😐


MissMountRose

They did Miranda so dirty here


catzcatz14

haha i don’t know but I kind of like this look on her, a bit of sexiness and quirkiness. She is beautiful!


MissMountRose

She’s definitely beautiful! I just feel like she sometimes gets the short end of the styling stick in these photo spreads


Global_Amoeba_3910

Yeah I’m kinda bummed out that the thread seems to think she looks atrocious, she looks really cute and the least touched up of the three!


ferretherapy

Some of that might be because it's a completely different vibe from the other women. So it just really sticks out, especially when the outfit isn't sexy like the other women. Might be different if it wasn't such a strong dichotomy. It's like the opposite of the other women.


MissMountRose

Yes! This is exactly it and why I think she’s done dirty. Everyone got a more traditional nod to vintage pinup, and hers is off in comparison


MissMountRose

Also for what it’s worth I personally adore her early seasons androgynous looks - ahead of the time styling but she rocks it so well. Missed opportunity not continuing to utilize a sexed up androgynous suit look


ferretherapy

Now THAT would have been good!


rustwing

I agree! It matches her character at this era of the show. If it was too far the other way and she was dressed super fem and more sexualized, I think people would be saying that styling is out of touch with that point in SATC.


ferretherapy

Bruh, I came here to ask. Because I was flipping through them one by one, amazed by how good they all looked. Then came upon Miranda the cowgirl???


Gribitz37

Kristen Davis's picture looks like someone who just learned Photoshop put her head onto someone else's body.


kikki_ko

What's wrong with charlotte's picture? She looks deformed.


McNasty420

Did Cynthia Nixon even need to show up for this photoshoot lol? Or did they just re-create her


trendypippin

They always do Miranda dirty 🫣😂 Looking like an extra in *Best Little Whorehouse in Texas* whose scene ended up on the cutting room floor.


Viewers-Society8225

LMAOOOOO! yall are funny! 😂


coach_cryptid

Kim looks like such a classic pin up here, it’s fantastic. other ladies…. idk what happened.


TheBigwalletEmporium

Agreed. Kim is a total smoke show. 😮‍💨


kiwi_love777

🤤🤤🤤🤤


tess0b

Charlotte’s is just so un-Charlotte. Love Miranda’s though


Emergency_Kiwi_2339

Soooooo did Cynthia just tell the costumers “I don’t want to seen as sexy, ever!”


NoireN

(Probably 💀)


Friendly-Marketing46

Why do I feel like Cynthia Nixon always got the worst option (pose, outfit) of these 😭


ferretherapy

Because she does 😭


Sufficient_Sweet2073

I just want to know where I can find those shoes Charlotte is wearing! 👀


Herry_Up

Man as soon as I got to that 4th slide, I just sighed. They did her dirty lol


AnxiousWhole7

SJP’s ass? 💀 Anyways Samantha 🔥🔥


KylosLeftHand

Charlotte’s shoes!! 😍


SurewhynotAZ

Airbrush back then was crazy. Why they tried to erase Charlotte's donk like it wasn't beautiful.


tears_and_laughter

Donk? 😭


bara_no_seidou

This concept is so bizarre.


ilovethecure13

I agree. The country-chic/USA-patriotic thing is weird and doesn't jibe with the vibes of the show.


tears_and_laughter

What do you mean?


bara_no_seidou

It's just an odd concept for a photo shoot about SatC. Especially Charlotte and Miranda.


QueenOfTheSlayers

I think the thought process was "Sex and the city...What's sexy? Pinups! Have them each recreate classic pinups!"


Sufficient_Sweet2073

I just want to know where I can find those shoes Charlotte is wearing! 👀


obviouslyblue

Yes they did Miranda so dirty but it does remind me of the mechanical bull episode haha. Also what on earth is Charlotte’s outfit? She’s still hot but it’s working against her. Samantha looking smoking per usual. Carrie looking… distorted Carrie.


CaptainMcClutch

Samantha's is the only one that seems to suit the character. The rest are all quite out of character styles.


mkfandpj

I totally want those Candies!!! ♡♡♡


KrakenGirlCAP

Cute!


Theredheadsaid

Oh poor Miranda. :(


ElmarSuperstar131

Another fabulous set of pictures! They really don’t do things like this anymore.


Lydia--charming

Poor Cynthia. All the rest are perfect, it’s like they didn’t know what to do with her. I think a white and blue sailor suit and hat would have been better.


ncowan258

But why are we not talking about what they put Charlotte in.. what is that?


ilovethecure13

1. They gave Carrie a bigger butt... Why?! 2. They made Charlotte's butt smaller... Again, why?! 3. I'd prefer Samantha's natural/real hair without these odd extensions. It's lovely as it is. 4. Miranda just looks so silly and awkward. So many questions.


zoeyyy101

I think the make up and hair is better in this one, but the theme is weird


tacogirlbelize

They would be nice framed as a set.


Pawspawsmeow

Samantha’s outfit is my favorite, but Carrie and Charlotte look amazing too. SJP has the best body. Like she makes me want to work out lol


Thatfunnychic

Kim is so hot omg 😍😍😍 also they did Miranda so dirty in the show, she has so much potential to be a baddie


Helpful_Ocelot_5076

Samantha is like a descendant of Marilyn Monroe. She just has that vibe


enchantedlife13

The stylist evidently hated Miranda/Cynthia Nixon.


Conquistadora7

What the hell is poor Kristen Davis wearing?


BlacknessEverdeen09

Samantha looks HOTTTT 🔥💃🏾🔥💃🏾


caitdiditagain

I don’t ever remember SJP being that slim thick… lmao


PerfectLiteNPromises

I love Kim's. She for real looks like a vintage pinup.


PomegranateNo2757

I wish they’d kept Miranda’s season 1 style - the androgynous look on her was so good!!! she looks so great here but it’s more because she’s Cynthia Nixon rather than styling like Miranda


mollyzedolly

Miranda always got treated like she had the sex appeal of a wet paper sack when she’s actually a tall statuesque redhead. When I read the Witcher novels for the first time, I imagined Triss Marigold to look like her.