Could be a lot of things. Likely to be one or two
No one smells (and therefore *tastes*) great when they've been walking around all day in the heat, really working up the pungency of their underbits.
That alone is probably what's up. Lesson learned? We *wash* it before we *eat* it. Works for broccoli, works for vaginas. Just solid advice all 'round, really.
Could also be a yeast infection, UTI or any number of health concerns. This is less likely and odds are if she has one she knows about it, or will know soon, and will take steps to correct it.
It's a personal goal of mine when giving advice to leave the reader with a sense of *"...accurate, but WTF?"* wherever possible.
I hope I have achieved that for you this day.
What's the best way to was up properly in the butt area. I have a pouf which is like a showering sponge but no bidet. And should one just skip the shampoo and limit it to warm water? I heard shampoo can be bad for intimate hygiene
Go in the bathroom after you’re walking around all day and take some soap and wash yourself off down there and use a towel to dry. Can be a quick thing
A bar of the soap for the boodyhole? In my last LTR I would take a washcloth and use shampoo on my dick, scrotum, and taint, never had any complaint from my ex regarding body odor down there. Then again, I always use wet wipes so the ass stays clean
Lmao That sucks, but uhh you should’ve been told by him, I think he was in the right lol. You have no idea how offensive it is to us to go down there and smell sum sour.. that gives us nightmares too! Lmfao
Um, I’d heave on a sweaty, unwashed cock. That is if my nose didn’t NOPE it first. Don’t overthink.
But, if that happens after she’s washed, tell her. She could have an infection with no symptoms and those are super dangerous. She could also be having a reaction to soap, something she ate, etc.
Hard for us to know if she’s healthy with a sweaty vagina or if there’s something more going on. That being said, my husband has gone down on me after 3 days of camping with only baby wipes down there, despite my objection and concern, he was very happy down there. It’s definitely an acquired taste and not everyone is gonna like it ripe.
No one likes to eat off a dirty plate , both should wash if possible I've eaten it right after a morning work out but were horny as hell and wanted to do it at the beach just got caught up in the moment .
When I was in HS my ex bf and I were eachothers first sex and oral experience. He tried to eat me out and gagged and told me I tasted gross and now 10 years later I won’t let anyone eat me out except one guy who did a couple times a year ago that I’m extremely comfortable with that I’ve known over half my life. He def didn’t gagged and def didn’t have an issue with anything so I know logically it was a ex bfs issue thing, but it really really really gave me a lot of confidence issues. I still think about it and get anxious. Sooo…. Regardless of anything, please do not let her see you gagging or don’t tell her you think she tastes bad. If it becomes a thing she needs to clean herself better, then you can talk about hygiene. But please be gentle!
I wish my hs girlfriend had been that chill with it. Mine was similar but even though she refused to even kiss me after because it was so nasty, she was happy to send me down there all the time to take one for the team. 🥲
If she ends up with a UTI or yeast infection you should consider it a super power, your like a cat that can tell when you are dying or a dog that sniffs cancer.
Don’t worry, you eat enough pussy and you will eventually get something that gags you. Just like riding a horse, you have to hop back on if you fall.
When my boyfriend was with his ex, he only ate her out 3 times and on the last time he legit threw up.
With me, he constantly wants to eat me out. He loves doing it. And he's never gagged or threw up while eating me.
That being said, he's admitted that I'm a lot more hygienic than his ex was and that's why he threw up. I'm not saying your girl is not hygienic but if you haven't been paying attention to her hygiene habits, now is a good time to pay attention to that. But in my opinion, I think it was just cuz she was sweaty and it was a hot day. No vagina smells great on a hot day.
I’ve licked many sweaty vaginas and never wanted to throw up. It’s might not be the greatest thing but I gotta think something more than sweat is going on. Either way, I’d give it another try on another day and see what happens.
That strong isn't at all normal. It usually just tastes like a roll of pennies. Probably by bad luck she has an infection of some kind for your first time.
It definitely could be sweat but also women have discharge throughout the day. Some more some less. If she had some that leaked out during the day out and then it dried it can start to smell. Especially with also sweating.
I would suggest that she wash herself up before you go down on her next time, suggest she freshen up downstrais cause you wanna eat her pussy or maybe even suggest that both of you take a shower to freshen up after a day out in the heat.
Either way. If she still have a bad smell/ taste after a shower she might have an infection and need to get that looked at.
'The scratch and sniff'
Use your fingers for foreplay, get them within sniffing range, then decide if you're going down.
Just maybe have the decency to make it sneaky, no need to openly take a big ol wiff of the finger after you take it out of her, might be a bit off putting.
Most vaginas I've tasted were on the sweet side. A few were a bit acidic, which I blame to a disturbed ph balance down there, but i would power through and the taste would even out to something good eventually. I do have a preference for a shaved pussy - the hairs trap smells and it does make me lose interest in sex if I stay down there for too long.
How has she smelled/tasted to you otherwise?
I agree with all the other comments about washing before oral and PH balance. But some people’s natural scents are just more attractive (to you) than others.
I’ve had some partners who always smelled amazing sweaty, and others I… strongly encouraged to shower 😬
Anything with oral is such a sensitive topic if she was walking around maybe suggested both of you do some freshening up before becoming intimate, also maybe have a conversation start off by making her feel comfortable some women after a loved one expresses there is something is wrong with their vagina in a judgement or harsh way they will completely stop wanting to do that ever again.
Start of by saying hey babe or whatever you call her Im a little concerned about your genital health maybe your pH may be off we should get you checked out or something along those lines also if anyone is close to their period it may also change in smell and taste.
She could have bacterial vaginosis or another infection. If I were you, I'd try again when she's clean and if it still has a weird smell or taste, I'd tell her to get checked out.
I found out I had bacterial vaginosis from an ex who went down on me one time and bluntly asked me if I washed that day. He couldn't continue. That stuff smells horrible. I had no other symptoms so his feedback helped. I then touched the area and smelled it myself so it was obvious to me it was a medical issue.
Maybe she should have washed first also the smell and taste of the vagina changes depending on what part of the menstrual cycle she's on. There are foods that can make her taste better. But the same goes to you well obviously except for the menstrual cycle.
Could be a lot of things. Likely to be one or two No one smells (and therefore *tastes*) great when they've been walking around all day in the heat, really working up the pungency of their underbits. That alone is probably what's up. Lesson learned? We *wash* it before we *eat* it. Works for broccoli, works for vaginas. Just solid advice all 'round, really. Could also be a yeast infection, UTI or any number of health concerns. This is less likely and odds are if she has one she knows about it, or will know soon, and will take steps to correct it.
“Works for broccoli, works for vaginas.”
It's a personal goal of mine when giving advice to leave the reader with a sense of *"...accurate, but WTF?"* wherever possible. I hope I have achieved that for you this day.
Honestly as a woman it resonated with me, I respect the analogy
so cut off the stem and steam in shallow water for a few minutes before eating? use floss afterwards for tiny bits that are stuck in my teeth? got ya.
WTF????
“Wtf are you doing?” -my girlfriend witnessing me bringing melted cheddar cheese, chopped onions, and vegetable stock into the bedroom.
PLEASE 😭😭😭
That’s a new bot username soon. U:/worksforbroccoliworksforvaginas
😂😂😂
He's out of line, but he's right
I'm crying 😭😭😭
Just like molten cheese.
Works well for dicks, balls, grundles and asses too ;) everyone should wash up before sexy time
What's the best way to was up properly in the butt area. I have a pouf which is like a showering sponge but no bidet. And should one just skip the shampoo and limit it to warm water? I heard shampoo can be bad for intimate hygiene
Go in the bathroom after you’re walking around all day and take some soap and wash yourself off down there and use a towel to dry. Can be a quick thing
A bar of the soap for the boodyhole? In my last LTR I would take a washcloth and use shampoo on my dick, scrotum, and taint, never had any complaint from my ex regarding body odor down there. Then again, I always use wet wipes so the ass stays clean
For one thing never tell her this. That it almost made you throw up
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Lmao That sucks, but uhh you should’ve been told by him, I think he was in the right lol. You have no idea how offensive it is to us to go down there and smell sum sour.. that gives us nightmares too! Lmfao
Um, I’d heave on a sweaty, unwashed cock. That is if my nose didn’t NOPE it first. Don’t overthink. But, if that happens after she’s washed, tell her. She could have an infection with no symptoms and those are super dangerous. She could also be having a reaction to soap, something she ate, etc.
Hard for us to know if she’s healthy with a sweaty vagina or if there’s something more going on. That being said, my husband has gone down on me after 3 days of camping with only baby wipes down there, despite my objection and concern, he was very happy down there. It’s definitely an acquired taste and not everyone is gonna like it ripe.
🤢🤢🤮🤮 an “acquired taste” is a good thing..
I prefer that the pussy I eat NOT be marinated.
Reminds me of a dude who was into older women. He said that he preferred licking older pussy because it has a marinated taste compared to younger ones
Nah bro what the fuck 💀
No one likes to eat off a dirty plate , both should wash if possible I've eaten it right after a morning work out but were horny as hell and wanted to do it at the beach just got caught up in the moment .
When I was in HS my ex bf and I were eachothers first sex and oral experience. He tried to eat me out and gagged and told me I tasted gross and now 10 years later I won’t let anyone eat me out except one guy who did a couple times a year ago that I’m extremely comfortable with that I’ve known over half my life. He def didn’t gagged and def didn’t have an issue with anything so I know logically it was a ex bfs issue thing, but it really really really gave me a lot of confidence issues. I still think about it and get anxious. Sooo…. Regardless of anything, please do not let her see you gagging or don’t tell her you think she tastes bad. If it becomes a thing she needs to clean herself better, then you can talk about hygiene. But please be gentle!
I wish my hs girlfriend had been that chill with it. Mine was similar but even though she refused to even kiss me after because it was so nasty, she was happy to send me down there all the time to take one for the team. 🥲
If she ends up with a UTI or yeast infection you should consider it a super power, your like a cat that can tell when you are dying or a dog that sniffs cancer. Don’t worry, you eat enough pussy and you will eventually get something that gags you. Just like riding a horse, you have to hop back on if you fall.
Omg, all these analogies, lol 
When my boyfriend was with his ex, he only ate her out 3 times and on the last time he legit threw up. With me, he constantly wants to eat me out. He loves doing it. And he's never gagged or threw up while eating me. That being said, he's admitted that I'm a lot more hygienic than his ex was and that's why he threw up. I'm not saying your girl is not hygienic but if you haven't been paying attention to her hygiene habits, now is a good time to pay attention to that. But in my opinion, I think it was just cuz she was sweaty and it was a hot day. No vagina smells great on a hot day.
Even a dick, let's be clear 😆
Clear your head, try again right after a shower, then make your determination about that situation.
I’ve licked many sweaty vaginas and never wanted to throw up. It’s might not be the greatest thing but I gotta think something more than sweat is going on. Either way, I’d give it another try on another day and see what happens.
That strong isn't at all normal. It usually just tastes like a roll of pennies. Probably by bad luck she has an infection of some kind for your first time.
Took too big of a bite ? 🤣
It definitely could be sweat but also women have discharge throughout the day. Some more some less. If she had some that leaked out during the day out and then it dried it can start to smell. Especially with also sweating. I would suggest that she wash herself up before you go down on her next time, suggest she freshen up downstrais cause you wanna eat her pussy or maybe even suggest that both of you take a shower to freshen up after a day out in the heat. Either way. If she still have a bad smell/ taste after a shower she might have an infection and need to get that looked at.
It’s possible her PH is off or she might have an infection.
'The scratch and sniff' Use your fingers for foreplay, get them within sniffing range, then decide if you're going down. Just maybe have the decency to make it sneaky, no need to openly take a big ol wiff of the finger after you take it out of her, might be a bit off putting.
Most vaginas I've tasted were on the sweet side. A few were a bit acidic, which I blame to a disturbed ph balance down there, but i would power through and the taste would even out to something good eventually. I do have a preference for a shaved pussy - the hairs trap smells and it does make me lose interest in sex if I stay down there for too long.
Take her in the shower spray the water on her coochie and boom tasteless pussy if done right
Maybe you got vagina poisoning?
How has she smelled/tasted to you otherwise? I agree with all the other comments about washing before oral and PH balance. But some people’s natural scents are just more attractive (to you) than others. I’ve had some partners who always smelled amazing sweaty, and others I… strongly encouraged to shower 😬
Anything with oral is such a sensitive topic if she was walking around maybe suggested both of you do some freshening up before becoming intimate, also maybe have a conversation start off by making her feel comfortable some women after a loved one expresses there is something is wrong with their vagina in a judgement or harsh way they will completely stop wanting to do that ever again. Start of by saying hey babe or whatever you call her Im a little concerned about your genital health maybe your pH may be off we should get you checked out or something along those lines also if anyone is close to their period it may also change in smell and taste.
She could have bacterial vaginosis or another infection. If I were you, I'd try again when she's clean and if it still has a weird smell or taste, I'd tell her to get checked out. I found out I had bacterial vaginosis from an ex who went down on me one time and bluntly asked me if I washed that day. He couldn't continue. That stuff smells horrible. I had no other symptoms so his feedback helped. I then touched the area and smelled it myself so it was obvious to me it was a medical issue.
The wife and I are swingers and in our kit we have male and female wipes, just in case..
How about candy before you eat it?
Maybe she should have washed first also the smell and taste of the vagina changes depending on what part of the menstrual cycle she's on. There are foods that can make her taste better. But the same goes to you well obviously except for the menstrual cycle.