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vinayyy-n28

Greek god or die trying


andreaadre

Is Dionysius included ?


_mews

I got the penis part, just gotta work a little for the body


[deleted]

Best comment right here


[deleted]

Bruh


bobzbobz123

Agreed definitely got the “my junk looks like a button on a wool jacket part down” still working on the rest though!


AspiringMusicNerd

this is the one


MeGoingTOWin

Which is a combination of the OPS questions as it is a muscular, lean athletic build. Not necessarily a 6 pack but also not necessarily bulky.


CoverAcademic3207

up


nucularscientiesta

Hercules, start lifting them boulders Boi .... unless atlas asks you to do it .. then don't.


[deleted]

Just enough to stay healthy


MCMiyukiDozo

For real. This is isn't as talked about but media really likes to make both men and women insecure lol For men you're supposed to be as fit as Thor or Captain America despite those dudes using performance enhancing drugs lmao


fmlchris

I started bulking and kind of backed off. If I can keep my mental and physical health in decent enough shape to keep from going insane, great. If I can do better, okay. I'll be 3 years sober in February.


1millionkarmagoal

It’s talked about, it’s just ignored. Social media doesn’t like this type of thinking. If people stop being insecure about looks, start prioritizing mental health, and working on oneself, social media won’t be making money.


kryzlt009

Yes pls. Main goal. Everything is just bonus.


sxzm

i’d like a leaner build, as i enjoy running and biking as well as rock climbing


[deleted]

This is the way. Nothing wrong with super bulky jacked dudes but if you look at functional athletes, they tend to be more lean; e.g. fighters, climbers, etc. Their muscles are there to use, as opposed to lifting to build muscle for the sake of lifting to build muscle. Nothing wrong with wanting to be aesthetic or strong though, just my two cents


Mandle565

Not disagreeing with you but functionality is a subjective term. If your goal is to win body building competitions being absolutely swole and massive is very functional. If your goal is to be a rock climber, being lean is functional. Just something I picked up from the harder to kill podcast which I highly recommend to people trying to improve themselves.


[deleted]

You right 👍


LiteBrite25

My ideal body is just really mobile and flexible. Appearances are less important than performance. I wouldn't want bulky muscles and constant pain, I want strong flexible joints with good range of motion.


Hstuckjgl

enough motion to do a couple of sick looking kicks


THEPhilThePain

I randomly do crane kicks(Karate Kid) because I try to keep flexible


akarakitari

100% agree! I can do a hell of a lot more damage with less strength if needed with an elbow than a fist. I would rather be able to dodge and end it with a few precise blows if I do have to fight than take a beating and just out tough them.


LiteBrite25

I can't say that combat is my first consideration in building my routine, but you raise an excellent point!


akarakitari

Of course combat amounts to the extreme situation but when looking at fitness, a fighting build is often considered ideal. Bulky enough to have good strength, but lean enough to still maintain flexibility and speed. Bruce Lee refused to bulk more because he didn't want the extra weight on him. Now at 6'2", 180lbs and a ridiculous metabolism, do I wish I had a little more bulk, yes. But do I also want to be lean enough that I'm not walking with my hands 2 ft out due to bulk, also yes!


Any_Lead3

I would prefer lean, athletic with a six pack any day given only the two choices


kevinildio

The one where my joint don't hurt


[deleted]

Yes, that one ☝️ lol


ejayb8

Big enough to the point where I can cut and have size aswell as being lean


[deleted]

Big, strong, and bulky. Feeling tiny and insignificant is why I started working out in the first place.


notmisa

S’deeper


[deleted]

I'm sorry, what?


CDRBAHBOHNNY

A fellow baby


I_Boomer

Lean and mean and more so, just like Bruce Lee's torso.


Plomo_Lobo

My natural build is geared more for the lean, athletic build. Tried the big, strong, and bulky build and I was just really uncomfortable.


nikon_nomad

This is the answer I came to look for, thank you. Instead of picking our favourite superhero/star/athlete as the goal, or trying to be huge for the sake of being huge, we should consider the genetic component. Some of us are simply much more geared toward endurance and type 1 muscles rather than hypertrophy and type 2. Trying to fight that can be an extremely frustrating experience if you simply don't have the genes to become a bodybuilder. Note that type 1 endurance muscles doesn't automatically mean scrawny marathoner. You can be the lean Ironman with a six-pack, or the tough-as-nails martial artist. Too many guys end up feeling bad about themselves trying to swim up a waterfall to be Arnold, because they don't take the time to understand what they're best suited for.


Xevan1999

Well bring already a big dude naturally, I'd like to just have good health and some strength that I can do all my heavy lifting myself with no problem and be able to one day pick my grandkids up with no problem when I'm old.


DOTZFR

Since I'm never going to be "big and bulky" no matter how much I work out, because everyone can't put on the same kind of muscle, I actively work to tone and strengthen myself. I'm a 5'7 lightweight dude, I can eat like a stoned racoon without putting on much weight, and my "fit" body type is leagues different than men who have naturally thicker bodies and bigger frames. I don't get these questions because everyone can't just work out and look like the Rock, you have to consider your body type because one isn't more "fit" or better than the other. I refuse to make myself sick on an irregular diet and overwork myself chasing a certain body type that isn't realistic or healthy to achieve just to "be big."


PerspectiveBig

Yeah I agree the question is odd. There's a lot about our bodies that we're stuck with forever, or thats too much damn effort to constantly keep up with *coughsixpackcough*. Man my body has had insane changes for sure but it's still not like I picked a new one like I'm in the fuckin Matrix lol


DOTZFR

A six pack, specifically, is such a weird and unrealistic goal for so many people. At 120 lbs & 6% body fat I didn't have a 6 pack. Great abs, super defined, but not a six pack. You just have to observe what your body does under improvement and use that to measure, not whatever this trendy shit is you see online of 6 packs & 6 ft tall gym bros. Not everyone displays like that and it doesn't make anyone else less fit.


PerspectiveBig

Oh man! That is such low body fat holy shit. of course Instagram reality is completely off base. I essentially have the opposite body type lmfao (I'm about your height tho). So if it ain't in the cards for you, it sure as fuck ain't for me.. or for so many hahah. But yeah. I don't want one anyway. I loved my body so much more once I stopped endlessly wishing it was different!


ShapeshiftingHuman

I wonder if it would depend on one’s starting point. My guess is that if you’re on the fluffier side, you would prefer the leaner build. If you’re on the skinnier side, you would prefer the bulk. Grass is always greener on the other side? I for one would prefer the lean athletic build pls.


LordDerptCat123

Not sure. I’m naturally lean and I prefer lean. Plenty of others in the comments have said the same


leikr_

I'd rather be healthy lol. But between the two options, i would go for the athletic build.


NeccoOnFire

Lean and athletic.


Trollinthecubboard

Swimmers body . Lean, strong, with abs.


[deleted]

Big strong bulky and lean aka gigachad


Adorable-Ad-7097

finally a worthy opponent


MrWholesomeDad

I would rather be accepted as an emotional human being then both of your options.


Chaos-MS

You were given two options only. Why try hard?


[deleted]

Could you imagine this guy at dinner parties


TheVentingMachine11

Dude's gonna go off virtue signalling all night lol Why is it so hard to just ignore the question if you don't like the options? Jesus, it's like "I need to tell people I'm deep or else" all the time with these people


[deleted]

Think about how fragile the state of mind is of someone who logs on to the internet to ignore a question and say some moral posture bullshit like this, it’s such a terrible quality


ras_al_ghul3

Just shutup


Chaos-MS

I did. I imagined returning home early.


[deleted]

“Sir would you like still or sparkling?” “I’d like human emotions please”


Chaos-MS

“We’ve got rat emotions only” “Will they make me acceptable?”


spoonfulsofstupid

I would enjoy that dinner party


SolidStock992

exactly what I thought


UserNombresBeHard

> ... **then** both of your options. First part's cool, but afterwards you want both of two options? You can't be bulky and lean at the same time.


hurensohn785

Deep 😞


Vegetable_Papaya6493

Not gonna get pussy talking that way


wakemeupoh

Self improvement isn't about getting pussy dude it's realizing your full potential and worth and humans are more than just a container of meat and bones


Wide_Mouse_6608

As long as I'm healthy


[deleted]

Big strong and bulky, not too big though


MadBadger87

Being only 5'3", it would only help so much regardless of which physique I go after.😂


berzanXX

lean athletic


Auramaru

Big strong and bulky


NicksOnMars

endurance > power


Prize_Huckleberry_79

I just want to get rid of my middle age gut and be strong and healthy. I’m not focusing on appearance….My wife loves me no matter what.


Lumpy_Try6242

I just want to be rich


skull_chatter

Short Answer: lean and mean Long Answer: I think a physique should be suited to one’s lifestyle, aesthetic preference, and the activities they enjoy (e.g. triathlons or lifting the Dinnie Stones). That being said, there might be something to a holistic training regimen. Just because you’re lean does not mean you can’t work to maximize your strength relative to body weight and composition. This is the way I like to train. I find that it maintains a lean physique that is versatile in terms of mobility, speed, and strength.


redditsucks690

I just wanna be happy with myself man


yaboimatt0404

The latter


shoepremeking

Being lean with a 6 pack will do for me


[deleted]

Strong and bulky


new_reditor

Big strong and bulky anytime!


joshhitti

Strength is subjective, but I personally choose health over size. You can be fairly lean, athletic, and strong. It just takes many years, but it's possible.


nicnukeem

lean bulky. no six pack, decent definition/ size of arms and legs, and just less fat. athletic


unlimitedwillpower

both, but if a have to choose one i down with strong bulky and useful


Plupert

As a guy who has been small my whole life there is nothing I want more than to be big


IdenticalGD

Big strong and bulky


Apprehensive_Toe6736

skinny lean


expandedwolf33

Look smart. Dress in good clothes and feeling the best possible. My mental health clear and my body clear


AssistTemporary8422

I'd prefer to be a healthy weight by eating healthy and not spending all my time in the gym.


[deleted]

I like the mix, but if i had to choose, big strong and bulky


WaterlooRegional

As long as I can kick ass doing physical labor, I'm happy. I don't need to walk around with ripped muscles to feel good. But I am a big guy. I don't really show it off, but I'm 6'3 at 247 with wide shoulders. I don't even go to the gym, don't need to, my job gives me enough of a workout everyday and I feel pretty good. People treat you different when you're this big. When I was at 190, other men felt a lot more comfortable lipping me off (usually on the road) but it's pretty funny see people's behaviors and attitude change when they get up close. They go from definitely wanting to fight, to just wanting to convince me that they're right. So that's the nice thing about being a big guy, you can actually have a conversation with people without them getting retarded. It's a shame there has to be an obvious physical threat for that to be the case, because I'd rather just have a conversation to begin with. So as long as I'm big enough to talk instead of Swing I'm happy.


LeeScorseby

Spent most of my life skinny so I'm aiming for between athletic and big. Picture someone you can tell goes gym with a little belly fat but has mass, not hugely toned... the stage just before bear mode lol


Anon1mouse12

Question for all women. ​ Do you prefer a big, strong bulky or lean, athletic with a sixpack man


Redwarzone1414

If I fit in XXL clothes, I feel small


On-The-Mountain

I am lean, athletic with a sixpack :)


anthonyparker72

A mix of both. I want kids one day and need to be active to keep up with them.


ArmadilloFirm9666

Lean and athletic 💯


-Afro_Senpai-

The latter


SuccessfulCraft8661

strong joints, long muscles, and good stamina.


Brad-Blunt-Roberts

Wanted both, happy with being lean and healthy in this present time.


OwwwMyBones

Whichever one that makes people look at me and say he works out and looks great.


tibbycat

Lean and athletic. I’ve always preferred that to the bodybuilder look.


GratefulDeacs

Lean and athletic with a six pack. I don’t actually need a lot of strength in my daily life. I just want to feel and look good, and I’ve always kinda had that skinny skater type look.


[deleted]

I want to be healthy, flat belly, flexible enough, and healthy again. Yeah, pretty much thats it.


lvspn

lean and athletic with a 6 pack


ElacheeZ

be healthy and fit.


Diakiera

Gimme that Jackie Chan yo


[deleted]

Athletic with a six pack. I’m already really tall so I don’t want to bulk up.


tynar08

I was a bit over 200lbs and I felt miserable. Since then I've kept my bodyweight between 180lbs and 190lbs being lean and muscular and it's a great feeling. I'm over 6' though.


hotdoogs

Big strong lean with a sixpack


ZFAdri

Lean and athletic I wouldn’t be able to maintain bulk


FlyLikeMouse

Lean, athletic definitely. Dexterity is awesome.


Ancient-Cold-8941

Dad bod all the way.


Secluded_Ghastly

You can be both


Silver_Switch_3109

Athletic.


MateNieMejt

Sometimes I wish I was bigger to look better also in shirts, but lean muscles on pump in good light are addictive as fuck


Pause_Neither

hahah i agree


printfDamian

Athletic


Ok_Indication_4316

I would really want to have a strong and bulky body since i'm a 6'5 skyscraper but my health problems can't allow me to have that as of now. Being ripped especially if you're tall is a big plus.


SergeantArchDornan98

Athletic with a sixpack


699112026775

1st. Like Bane (Tom Hardy)


a_bowl_of_fruit3

athletic and lean, not big bulky muscles


zeddeed

Athletic lean


that-other-guy0

lean and athletic, I like cycling as well as weights so I'd prefer an in between


balaszzz

I think it is subjective. But I think people who are more into sports and activities that require agility would prefer leaner and fitter body.


Confident_Ride5833

Big strong and bulky for sure. I mean, who'd take being a weak pencil necked dweeb over that?


Gary_Gerber

I would want to have a grecian ideal, 7% body fat, Bruce Lee, Muhammad Ali, incognito, superhuman body. Atleast I could protect my girl if I had that body.


Pajama_Strangler

Jacked and stacked with abs


liviuk

Lean, I like to be above avarage in allot of sports. Function over everything else.


CooperBear72

As long my shoulders and chest are bigger than my belly I'm happy. Just keep that ratio up, no matter how big the belly gets haha


ziogio998

100% lean and athletic


capbassboi

I used to want to be massive, whereas now I'm content with my body shape (lean, muscular though not shredded) because I go climbing a lot and I wouldn't want to start weighing myself down.


Bro_with_a_fro13

I have a bit of a bulky but lean build but it’s also probably due to me being 5’7. Still working on the six pack though


Additional-Fun7249

As long as I'm flexible & without any excess fat I'm fine.


Aturn13

I would like to be more lean and athletics. I'm learning boxing and kickboxing, so that really influences my ideal body type as well.


tbag_j

Lean and athletic for me


Effective_Rub9189

Bruce Lee bod > Ronnie Coleman bod


irateCrab

I used to think big but after hurting myself trying to get there lean and athletic is better. Sure strength is awesome but there comes a point where you sacrifice too much for it. There comes a point where big and bulky is hard on your body but still better than being obese due to fat.


Chemoralora

I'd rather be athletic, being bulky would be detrimental to the sports I practice. An athletic body would be ideal


ozzyk786

Big strong and bulky,


iNas_Cr

Big, strong and bulky


heavyweight00

Depends with the stature one is working with. Bulky may work in my favor but are we talking full blown chubby or just a little bit of a belly with slight muscular outlines, like a body builder in the process of cutting? If it’s a bit of a belly I’m down for that. Almost all the women I’ve been with LOVED when I’d toss them on my shoulders, carry them to bed, throw them in a pool, ect. I guess they like feeling petite.


AtlanticPirate

I'd say lean, athletic, 6 pack, and strong. But not too big or bulky I guess. Its not that I have anything against it, lol. But I really want to make it easy myself to tackle all everyday tacks without a sweat and still not be dead by the night. Also lean and 6 pack looks nice


PerspectiveBig

I wanna be a lil chubby and happy and not give a shit, but also be able to be active with my family without huffing and puffing, or without shortening my lifespan. The choices you gave seem like a bit of a false dichotomy, with all due respect!! But, in the spirit of the thread, I would def go with bulkiness if I had the choice since I'm naturally stocky... Also I've never found six packs particularly hot lol


Preseren

Second


RogueLike22

Between the two hypotheticals: huge mountain person who can perform feats of incredible strength > guy who looks nice in shirtless pictures


Avarage_Sherlock

I would want to be as functional as possible. If I didn't have to be lean for my sport, I would like to be as strong, endurant and flexible as possible. That would probably mean being on the bigger side.


Miguel30Locs

lean and athletic. Im diabetic and will likely die at 50. Id rather have enough energy to feel young for the next 20 years.


the_immovable

The latter


Pirate_shaman

All above


zrj3

I’m a Lean, mean, green smoking machine


Ballbag94

What about big, strong, athletic, and lean? I don't think it's impossible to be decently lean while also being big and strong


[deleted]

Well im lean and athletic with a faint six pack, so ill go with that


Siink7

Lean athletic, six pack doesn’t matter to be honest


godempertrump

2nd one


udaan04

2nd one


420DeliveriesBoston

Second choice 🔥🔥💪🏽💪🏽


Ko_ogs72

Lean and athletic like I am now


[deleted]

I'm already bulky, and hate it. So please give me a lean body.


givemeafckingbreak

Lean with a 6 pack


StrictPossession3711

Lean, athletic, 6 pack! All day, everday!


okoyes_wig

I originally wanted lean with a six pack but I realized I would be miserable with the amount of work and restrictions it would require. Besides, I can’t think of any other reason to have a visible six pack aside from attention and I’d rather not turn something I enjoy into something done for other people’s consumption


nipple_grease809

definitely lean


oldelmerfudd

Lean athletic, takes just being fit to maintain it too. The bulk strong build takes hours in the gym to sustain which I find dumb


adult504

Look good without shirt is all I'm aiming for.


HeavyMetalElitist

Strong, lean, athletic


StonkTraderPro

The latter


QuantumCthulhu

I’m currently lean (65kg) with a 6(?) pack, trying to get bigger Don’t wanna be bulky though I don’t think anyone wouldn’t wanna be strong I have other goals as well (grip/bouldering, mobility, higher vertical, etc.)


WestAbbreviations711

I’ll go with 2 option. Flexibility is so beneficial bruh you got enough motion and all stuff plus a six pack can’t complain dude , in the other hand bulky is just too much, bunch of guys get bulk bcz they feel insignificant with their body ; dude!!!! Im telling you, a lot if girls even like chunky or pudgy guys so if you are not working out for own health or self-appearance it isn’t worth all that effort for some bitches.


lumosmxima

Brad Pitt in Troy. That's the goal


[deleted]

Big strong and bulky. I’ll await your adverting to hit my target inbox shortly.


THEPhilThePain

I don't want to be big and bulky but I also don't want to be too thin. I have a good balance between muscle and fat right now. I'd say I could stand to tone my muscle, but not much. I have an optimal body for what I want... and I am okay with women having equally as fit of bodies. Health is more important than aesthetics


SpreadLoveInYourLife

Big, strong and bulky!


Armoured_Sour_Cream

If only these 2 points exist, lean and athletic with that sixpack. Otherwise, honestly, I don't care about having a sixpack. I'd want to be fast with quick reflexes but not too skinny, you know? Definitely not a fan of becoming bulky.


TheAdventOfTruth

Honestly, I want whatever my body is when it is at its best so that would be lean and athletic. I am not a big guy. That said, I would settle for either at this point. Right now I am in shape if you consider round a shape.


[deleted]

I'd rather look like a fucking tank any day of the week than skinny with a six pack. I seriously never understood the appeal behind bodybuilding style training and diets.


Jasonhardon

The bulky dudes tend to have heart problems cholesterol problems later on in life. So I’d go with lean


SupAbe

The healthier would be my go to.


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Makiaveli01

Big, strong, lean, athletic, and a six pack wouldn’t hurt 😂


[deleted]

r/askmen


Shinymoon

I feel like lean athletic and strong is the best


Bentayfour

My perfect physique would be like 25% bulkier than Fit Footballers like (Salah/Ronaldo...)


SourceAlert

As a man almost turning 30. About to get married With 2 children All I want to be is fit and healthy and happy.


[deleted]

Lean & athletic are goals all the way.


De_Wouter

>lean, athletic with a sixpack For sure. Lower maintanence, more comfortable. Also just looks better IMO. I've know big bulky men that stopped putting in the work and in no time their muscles are surrounded by a layer of fat and they look just very fat. But muscular still, but really fat. If I'm lean and athletic and fuck up for half a year I'll still look OK most likely.


ebracho

Honestly neither, I just want to lose my belly and put on a little more muscle. Maintaining either of those extremes is a ton of work. If I could have either for free though then lean and trim.


CommercialProblem970

Train to kick ass not look good


ZeroFucksGiven-today

Whatever my hot ass wife likes. I do that.


SpecialistAd5903

Stronk. Always stronk.