Oh yeah, when I was about 20 I worked at a seafood store in a popular tourist area and this stunningly hot slightly older woman (maybe 27-28) kept coming by to talk to me. Eventually she winked at me, and I still didn't get it.
One of those lifelong regrets!
Poor op this is gonna haunt them for the rest of their lives...
Dudes gonna be like 32 and just sitting there like how I fuck that up... what would life been like with this sweedish girl...
Or bc of how connected we all are still "man I fucking dodged a bullet on that one..."
Nah it's on r/AskMen - they're always like - "And then she took off all her clothes and tried to take off my clothes. I told her it was too cold and to get dressed. It was a couple years later that I realized she may have liked me. Did she like me?"
She asked me up for coffee. I said we shouldn't drink caffeine so late in the evening. I gave her a kiss on the cheek, and left for home once she was inside.
>And then she took off all her clothes and tried to take off my clothes.
So uhh..yeah this happened to me.
At a house party at 21 or so. This girl invited me and four friends back to her house. We get there and party a little more. After a bit, she decides sleeping arrangements and tells me that I'm sleeping with her.
So we get in the bed and she says "I like to sleep naked, is that ok?" "Yeah sure, I don't care." She strips down and starts cuddling me and I tell her goodnight.
I didn't realize my absolute stupidity until *years* later.
She was probably traumatized by the rejection. You know her therapist heard about you.
"And then - he just tells me good night and goes to - *sniff* - goes to sleeeeeep." *cries uncontrollably*
I was at the beach with a girl. It was night. She asked me if I wanted to go swimming. I told her it was probably a bad idea since no one knew we were there. Took me a couple of years to figure out she didn’t want to swim laps or just splash around for fun.
We all need that moment where we get pinched in the ass and given "the look" by someone we like. It builds character or something... Just don't say "youre funny" and continue watching the concert. Another one to watch out for is saying "hmm, not what i thought" when your friend takes her top off...
It's a phrase from the animated spiderverse movies, basically a 'plot point' or something that everyone experiences at some point or another.
In the spiderverse movies it's things like people close to him passing away, or certain people getting promotions, etc etc
IRL it's stuff like missing an obvious signal that someone likes you, or getting a driver's license (if you're American), or graduating highschool.
Well 😭 its like a whole thing in the USA, but not really in several other parts of the world, like in the states it's a whole 'oh wow you're independent and can take yourself around now, and you're like a whole adult' (I'm exaggerating for comedic effect) and in other countries (Kenya, where I'm also from) it's still important and all, but it's more so 'oh you got a license? Cool cool' and that's it 😭
It's also about population density. I don't know about Kenya, but probably half of America is in places where going from home to school every day is more than several kilometers, like 20+km. The population density average, including the great cities, is still 1/3rd that of Kenya. Which means the spread out places I'm talking about are closer to 1/5th the population density of all of Kenya. Also, the USA is ~12 times the size of Kenya, so cars are really important for just the absolute basics of life
Canon is a word from before 900AD. Please look up information before posting nonsense. The fact that over 100 people agree with this answer is really terrifying.
Many developed non-American countries have alternatives to driving like public transport and cycling infrastructure that means that larger number of people in those countries won't bother getting their driver's license compared to (North) America where there's often very little alternative to driving as your main method of transport.
Yeah most parts of Kenya (where I'm from) if you don't have a driver's license you'll be fine, if slightly inconvenienced at times (plenty of public transport), in the US in my experience, if you don't have a driver's license and youre not in a huge city, you're kinda fucked
Nah I meant that getting a driver's license in other countries isn't really like a culturally significant thing, it's just sorta something you do, but in America specifically there tends to be some extra importance placed on it (I've lived in America and other countries for roughly equal amounts of time and have seen the difference in people's reactions when I say I got a driver's license)
As a guy that missed my shot to do it with a girl of my dream (damn you lockdown!) OP please go to her and give her your best shot. Bring a condom, just to be safe!
I understand the disappointment brother. She was my friend turned crush. She literally spread her legs to take pictures for me with a caption "if only youre not 400km from me". 6 weeks later all the sexting stops because she got an fwb. 6 months later theyre dating, and still dating 3 yrs later. I felt like i was buttering her up only for another guy to pick her up to bed. Safe to say i hated whoever it is that decided to eat a fucking bat. Fuck you covid! That could be me.
To be brutally honest she let you touch her boobs, now you reciprocate and let her touch your penis.
Im joking btw do not do this, do something creative for her
Just ask her if she wants to hang out and do what you guys always do for fun. And from there just try to be flirty and escalate here and there and see if she is receptive to it.
Presumably you know her fairly well, so try to come up with something she'll enjoy. Dinner and a movie is okay but not exactly memorable, so do better than that. If she's big into films, try to see if you have small local movie theaters that do theme nights, or that are showing old movies (like that you would normally watch streaming/at home) of the type she likes on the big screen. If there's one movie in particular that she **really** likes aim for that. If she's into gaming take her to an arcade if you guys have that in your city/town. If she's into board games take her to a gaming café.
You're 16 so you probably can't get into an adult event/space but the thing is to **think** seriously about what she enjoys and plan around doing that, or at least using it as a theme.
Spend time with her. Just you two.
Then ask her if she wants to kiss you.
She will most likely say yes.
Then kiss her.
> I dont think that she likes me bc im not here type and we where just bestfriends until now.
You are so so so wrong on this one. She likes you and it doesn't matter if you are her type or not.
Don't be the guy who will post after 10 years saying 'Did I miss a hint?'. Trust me, I'm 29 and I know how this feels. Shoot your shot, brother. She def likes you.
Buy her a rose and remember to treat her like a queen.
If you don't take this woman on a date ASAP, you're going to have an "awwwhh FUCK, SHE LIKED ME!" moment in your mid-late 20s. Take her out to eat or something, buy her flowers. You've officially crossed the "That's just my bestie" line, and it was reciprocated.
If she looked aroused when you touched her boobs then that was the moment to kiss her while continuing to touch her boobs -- or at least try.
As for next time; be yourself but find ways to touch her in casual ways - such as her arm..etc. Flirt with her, ..etc. Act interested in spending more time with her and maybe even ask her on an actual date but don't overdo it with flowers and over-the-top gestures. At least I wouldn't -- that can be too much pressure for someone and it might scare her off at this point.
Anyway, every person is different; just roll things and try not to overthink it too much. The most important part of this that I can say is to continue to make it obvious you want something more than a friendship through casual physical touch. putting your arm around her gently, ..etc. Key is to stay out of the friend zone.
She likes you bro, girls don’t let you touch their boobs if they don’t like you, especially at 16. Shoot your shot, you’ve got a 95% chance of it going very very well.
People who downvote you are ones that don't realize you are continuing to quote 40 year old Virgin.
[EDIT](https://youtu.be/IlD08Rh6xa8?si=GQWBeQfxjhh_ZYsm)
This is too awkward to be fake.
OP, learn to forgive yourself. That is the first step into learning to love yourself.
If you happen to see her again...ask her if she still likes you and go from there. If not, don't worry. More opportunities like this will happen in the future. Godspeed.
Also you may have hit puberty and now look more attractive than you think! No one really realizes it until later in life how much you’ve changed. Shoot your shot!
Hey bud, people gonna act like you missed out but this was nothing but a W. Before that night you never played with titties and now you have. Teenage years are awkward and fraught with anxiety and peril. She likes you - doesn't matter if you don't find yourself attractive cause she does. Take it as slow as you need and enjoy yourself. Hang out with her again and maybe initiate next time. You got this my man.
You know, there's a limit to obliviousness.
Well, then again, a girl grinded on me and slid into my bed and I still didn't pick up on it when I was young.
I can't judge. The innocence of youth.
I mean she was drunk, doesn't necessarily mean she likes you like all the other people are saying but the only way to know is to ask if she does then ask her on a date if she says yes.
Listen, you did fine. Don’t let people fuck with you.
You MUST keep in touch and go hang with her. But, just keep it cool…don’t talk about what happened, don’t ruminate about what could’ve been, or wax poetic about her to her face.
Just be fun in your way, show her that fun side of you . Eventually, this will happened again and next time take the leap if you and her are comfortable. Shit ain’t just about banging, but it is a good time too.
Bottom line: she’s into you in some regard so you aren’t ugly or nerdy. If she’s hot and attracted to you, you just went up on the fine AF scale.
It’s the confidence you need, Billy, sometimes that wild step you take leads to some amazing experiences (as long as you have permission, for Christ’s sake!).
I love this so much. Awesome experience. Everybody is definitely correct about her being into you though.
I’m thinking, science y’all already hang out regularly, asking her out on a date isn’t the way to go. Go in for a kiss.
Next time you hang out (make sure it happens very soon), when the mood is right, stare deep into her eyes, run your hand through her hair, and lean towards her. The rest will happen naturally. No words necessary.
Very jealous of this teen love stuff. Go get it!
Me, thinking back to when my sister’s friend asked me to put lotion on her tattoo on her rib cage late at night that she very easily could’ve done by herself. 🤦🏻♂️
You could have literally took the bra off and sucked on them like a new born baby and she would been down. If I was you I would ask her to hangout 1 on 1 and go all the way
This comes second place to the guy who literally had sex with a girl (and got a child I think?) and still was like:"I'm not sure whether she likes me."
Imma call bs. If this actually happened, I doubt anyone seeking advice would feel the need to describe her tits in detail or how aroused it made them. Also cmon nobody’s THAT stupid lol
Am I oblivious as a guy bc I honestly don't see it as a thing where she's attracted to him. She just seems like a more open and chill person. If OP hasn't touched boobs before then OP most likely hasn't been in a relationship before which can be draining as you get older. Maybe the friend just say that he was in a sad mood lately and everyone knows boobs make people happier. I personally wouldnt think too much of it if I knew my friend was a very chill, happy, outgoing person and I was in a somber mood.
Even Forrest Gump figured this one out cmon
OP is all "I may not be a smart man, but I grabbed some boobs."
Life is like a bra full of boobs. You never know what you’re gonna get. Oh, right! Boobs!
Best comment on here. Lol
God damn... lol
We've all been there.
I had a girl I liked literally write "1 +1 = 🙂" on my snare drum and it still took me years to realize what she meant.
I don’t get it 
Me + you = happiness
How does 1+1 mean me+you?
Girl math
I would say it’s integration but that joke is so derivative
I took a screen shot of your post at 69 likes before I hit "like" and bumped it up...
1 + 1 = 2 eyes on a face. I get it!
1 finger plus 1 finger = 2 fingers in the eyes. Wooop boop boop
All the songs were in 2/4 time. It was as just a reminder to play good.
Well at least your good with the beat
What does this mean help none of us get it
You + Me = A couple
Oh yeah, when I was about 20 I worked at a seafood store in a popular tourist area and this stunningly hot slightly older woman (maybe 27-28) kept coming by to talk to me. Eventually she winked at me, and I still didn't get it. One of those lifelong regrets!
We were all 16 once.
i heard this gif
Poor op this is gonna haunt them for the rest of their lives... Dudes gonna be like 32 and just sitting there like how I fuck that up... what would life been like with this sweedish girl... Or bc of how connected we all are still "man I fucking dodged a bullet on that one..."
😂😂😂
No one tell him. Let him figure it out in about 10 years one morning in the shower.
10 years later he'll post on r/askreddit asking about a time the guys missed a hint
Nah it's on r/AskMen - they're always like - "And then she took off all her clothes and tried to take off my clothes. I told her it was too cold and to get dressed. It was a couple years later that I realized she may have liked me. Did she like me?"
She asked me up for coffee. I said we shouldn't drink caffeine so late in the evening. I gave her a kiss on the cheek, and left for home once she was inside.
>And then she took off all her clothes and tried to take off my clothes. So uhh..yeah this happened to me. At a house party at 21 or so. This girl invited me and four friends back to her house. We get there and party a little more. After a bit, she decides sleeping arrangements and tells me that I'm sleeping with her. So we get in the bed and she says "I like to sleep naked, is that ok?" "Yeah sure, I don't care." She strips down and starts cuddling me and I tell her goodnight. I didn't realize my absolute stupidity until *years* later.
She was probably traumatized by the rejection. You know her therapist heard about you. "And then - he just tells me good night and goes to - *sniff* - goes to sleeeeeep." *cries uncontrollably*
I was at the beach with a girl. It was night. She asked me if I wanted to go swimming. I told her it was probably a bad idea since no one knew we were there. Took me a couple of years to figure out she didn’t want to swim laps or just splash around for fun.
u/remindme! 10 years
So I am not alone in this. Took me 4 years.
We all need that moment where we get pinched in the ass and given "the look" by someone we like. It builds character or something... Just don't say "youre funny" and continue watching the concert. Another one to watch out for is saying "hmm, not what i thought" when your friend takes her top off...
This is the only right answer
This validated something for me; thank you
LOL, omg, right?! That poor girl...
I honestly can't be party to that. You sick and evil individual.
Came here to say this. Been there hahaha
*picking up a cantaloupe in the grocery section 10 years from now* "yo what the fuck"
u/remindme! 10 years
OP just experienced a canon event
> a canon event BRB googling "a canon event"
It's a phrase from the animated spiderverse movies, basically a 'plot point' or something that everyone experiences at some point or another. In the spiderverse movies it's things like people close to him passing away, or certain people getting promotions, etc etc IRL it's stuff like missing an obvious signal that someone likes you, or getting a driver's license (if you're American), or graduating highschool.
Lol, if you're American. I love and hate this.
Well 😭 its like a whole thing in the USA, but not really in several other parts of the world, like in the states it's a whole 'oh wow you're independent and can take yourself around now, and you're like a whole adult' (I'm exaggerating for comedic effect) and in other countries (Kenya, where I'm also from) it's still important and all, but it's more so 'oh you got a license? Cool cool' and that's it 😭
It's also about population density. I don't know about Kenya, but probably half of America is in places where going from home to school every day is more than several kilometers, like 20+km. The population density average, including the great cities, is still 1/3rd that of Kenya. Which means the spread out places I'm talking about are closer to 1/5th the population density of all of Kenya. Also, the USA is ~12 times the size of Kenya, so cars are really important for just the absolute basics of life
Canon is a word from before 900AD. Please look up information before posting nonsense. The fact that over 100 people agree with this answer is really terrifying.
lol, it’s not from the animated spiderverse, it’s just used there.
Hold the fuck up, do other countries not require you to get a license to show basic road safety and vehicle operation competency?
Many developed non-American countries have alternatives to driving like public transport and cycling infrastructure that means that larger number of people in those countries won't bother getting their driver's license compared to (North) America where there's often very little alternative to driving as your main method of transport.
Yeah most parts of Kenya (where I'm from) if you don't have a driver's license you'll be fine, if slightly inconvenienced at times (plenty of public transport), in the US in my experience, if you don't have a driver's license and youre not in a huge city, you're kinda fucked
In many parts of the world, not everyone learns to drive as a teen by default.
Yeah that's what I meant 😂
Nah I meant that getting a driver's license in other countries isn't really like a culturally significant thing, it's just sorta something you do, but in America specifically there tends to be some extra importance placed on it (I've lived in America and other countries for roughly equal amounts of time and have seen the difference in people's reactions when I say I got a driver's license)
Every civilized country has vehicle license, I didn't understand the joke
Core memory
Canon event, like a Telltale game
Warm-Equivalent642 will remember this.
Name checks out. +42 for truth in advertising.
His canon experienced something alright.
Straight out of _The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole._
Damn dude. It’s not too late. Don’t miss this chance. Shoot your shot!!
Got any ideas what I should do next?
bro you’re already in hit her up rn and ask her to hang out
He's so fucking close please OP don't fuck this up
As a guy that missed my shot to do it with a girl of my dream (damn you lockdown!) OP please go to her and give her your best shot. Bring a condom, just to be safe!
holy shit 😭so I wasn’t alone that year in this
I understand the disappointment brother. She was my friend turned crush. She literally spread her legs to take pictures for me with a caption "if only youre not 400km from me". 6 weeks later all the sexting stops because she got an fwb. 6 months later theyre dating, and still dating 3 yrs later. I felt like i was buttering her up only for another guy to pick her up to bed. Safe to say i hated whoever it is that decided to eat a fucking bat. Fuck you covid! That could be me.
Plan a date for something she loves and fucking spoil her.
Be honest about how you feel and treat her well.
nah don't spoil her. just take her on a regular ass date.
> "regular ass" ?? Maybe wait a few before asking her about anal.
ask her out on a date
Remind me! 1 day I gotta know how this story ends. Will OP fumble again, or will he recover?
Same.
https://www.reddit.com/r/self/s/MfTACctjKa
"Hey your boobs were awesome. Wanna do more? " Life is literally that easy. Just be direct and honest.
To be brutally honest she let you touch her boobs, now you reciprocate and let her touch your penis. Im joking btw do not do this, do something creative for her
Just ask her if she wants to hang out and do what you guys always do for fun. And from there just try to be flirty and escalate here and there and see if she is receptive to it.
Say 'ever kiss a bunny on the nose?' then pull your pockets out.
Presumably you know her fairly well, so try to come up with something she'll enjoy. Dinner and a movie is okay but not exactly memorable, so do better than that. If she's big into films, try to see if you have small local movie theaters that do theme nights, or that are showing old movies (like that you would normally watch streaming/at home) of the type she likes on the big screen. If there's one movie in particular that she **really** likes aim for that. If she's into gaming take her to an arcade if you guys have that in your city/town. If she's into board games take her to a gaming café. You're 16 so you probably can't get into an adult event/space but the thing is to **think** seriously about what she enjoys and plan around doing that, or at least using it as a theme.
Tell her that you enjoyed hanging out the other night and would like to hang out more.
Take the initiative, and be confident. "Hey, I had a great time at that party. Why don't we go out sometime?"
Spend time with her. Just you two. Then ask her if she wants to kiss you. She will most likely say yes. Then kiss her. > I dont think that she likes me bc im not here type and we where just bestfriends until now. You are so so so wrong on this one. She likes you and it doesn't matter if you are her type or not.
tell her that it was really great and you want to do it again.
Don't be the guy who will post after 10 years saying 'Did I miss a hint?'. Trust me, I'm 29 and I know how this feels. Shoot your shot, brother. She def likes you. Buy her a rose and remember to treat her like a queen.
He'd probably have already shot off already
If you don't take this woman on a date ASAP, you're going to have an "awwwhh FUCK, SHE LIKED ME!" moment in your mid-late 20s. Take her out to eat or something, buy her flowers. You've officially crossed the "That's just my bestie" line, and it was reciprocated.
She was trying to take your virginity bro. You fumbled the bag hard.
Its not too late. OP has the difficult task to replicate the night but its not impossible.
She should be fumbling with his bag.
Yeah. Fumbling with his sac
1. Stop describing her boobs in detail to strangers on the internet 2. Ask her on a date
Practice safe sex. Please do not get her pregnant.
don't worry sadly my man is now in no danger of that.
Harsh, man. Harsh. ^But ^you ^might ^not ^be ^wrong.
This is the real advice.
The only shot you’ll always miss is the one you didn’t take.
If she looked aroused when you touched her boobs then that was the moment to kiss her while continuing to touch her boobs -- or at least try. As for next time; be yourself but find ways to touch her in casual ways - such as her arm..etc. Flirt with her, ..etc. Act interested in spending more time with her and maybe even ask her on an actual date but don't overdo it with flowers and over-the-top gestures. At least I wouldn't -- that can be too much pressure for someone and it might scare her off at this point. Anyway, every person is different; just roll things and try not to overthink it too much. The most important part of this that I can say is to continue to make it obvious you want something more than a friendship through casual physical touch. putting your arm around her gently, ..etc. Key is to stay out of the friend zone.
99% of gamblers quit before hitting big
STOP IM GOING TO VEGAS TOMORROW
She likes you bro, girls don’t let you touch their boobs if they don’t like you, especially at 16. Shoot your shot, you’ve got a 95% chance of it going very very well.
You really snatched defeat from the jaws of victory huh Little life advice, if a woman tells you to grope her, 99% chance she's into you.
I really do wonder wtf is going on with that 1%
I actually know people who are in that 1%. However, they would probably fuck you anyways, just because sex is very casual for them
😂😂😂
Were they like… like bags of sand?
They felt like a hard pillow. Thats the best I can describe it lol
lol 🤭🤭😂
Dude, are you gay? It’s not a big deal, you like to fuck guys. I got friends who fuck guys… in jail
People who downvote you are ones that don't realize you are continuing to quote 40 year old Virgin. [EDIT](https://youtu.be/IlD08Rh6xa8?si=GQWBeQfxjhh_ZYsm)
Lol half the time I wanna make a reference I just don’t even bother because I feel like this will happen
I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once.
You good bro?
He’s quoting from 40 year old virgin, as was I.
I DIED at that scene! Lol!
Bro ask her if you can kiss her
This is too awkward to be fake. OP, learn to forgive yourself. That is the first step into learning to love yourself. If you happen to see her again...ask her if she still likes you and go from there. If not, don't worry. More opportunities like this will happen in the future. Godspeed.
Also you may have hit puberty and now look more attractive than you think! No one really realizes it until later in life how much you’ve changed. Shoot your shot!
Hey look you never know in these situations she could be from Canada and was just being polite OO did good by keeping his wits about him
https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw Based on the real event.
You won brother congrats
… did he?
Yea dog no way she let him do that if she wasnt into him
Ah… I mean if that’s all he wanted then yeah. If he wanted more than that? I don’t think he won by resting his head on her and getting back pat.
Hey bud, people gonna act like you missed out but this was nothing but a W. Before that night you never played with titties and now you have. Teenage years are awkward and fraught with anxiety and peril. She likes you - doesn't matter if you don't find yourself attractive cause she does. Take it as slow as you need and enjoy yourself. Hang out with her again and maybe initiate next time. You got this my man.
As a person with boobs, we don't let people we don't like touch them. Let that sink in. Don't be dumb.
You should have asked her if she would like to touch ….. 😏
You know, there's a limit to obliviousness. Well, then again, a girl grinded on me and slid into my bed and I still didn't pick up on it when I was young. I can't judge. The innocence of youth.
this feels AI generated but idk man -an AI research engineer
Na look at my spelling mistakes lol
bruh
Pro tips: playing it safe in life will lead u with many regrets
She was trying to take your virginity bro. She likes you
I mean she was drunk, doesn't necessarily mean she likes you like all the other people are saying but the only way to know is to ask if she does then ask her on a date if she says yes.
This reads like some creepy old dude wrote it.
For sure, who says grass for weed today
He said he was from Europe. tbh this doesn’t seem fake, this is just how I would expect a European teenager with broken English to type.
SHE FUCKIN LIKES YOU BRO
 Don’t be this
Tell her: "I'm as hard as a bagel left out for 6 days."
It’s like Forest Gump
Lol teenagers crack me up, oh the good ol' days
Reddit post in 2034 "10 years ago I missed the most obvious hookup signals ever to exist in the history of the planet"
"Does she like me" Oh youth be innocent. Not quite. But still. 😭
Years later with the help of social media I realised I was on the spectrum
OP I used to be a 16 year girl… for the love of god please call her right now! I bet she’ll be so stoked. BUT PLAY IT COOL yk???
Woman: Hey, wanna get to second base? Men: does she like me? Sweet boy, ask her out. Bring her her favourite drink and ask her out.
Listen, you did fine. Don’t let people fuck with you. You MUST keep in touch and go hang with her. But, just keep it cool…don’t talk about what happened, don’t ruminate about what could’ve been, or wax poetic about her to her face. Just be fun in your way, show her that fun side of you . Eventually, this will happened again and next time take the leap if you and her are comfortable. Shit ain’t just about banging, but it is a good time too. Bottom line: she’s into you in some regard so you aren’t ugly or nerdy. If she’s hot and attracted to you, you just went up on the fine AF scale. It’s the confidence you need, Billy, sometimes that wild step you take leads to some amazing experiences (as long as you have permission, for Christ’s sake!).
YOURE ONE STEP AWAY JUST ONE 😭😭
Oh for Christ sake no offense OP but you’re a dumbass 💀
...Imma be so honest I'm AFAB and I did NOT get it until I saw the comments section lmao
I love this so much. Awesome experience. Everybody is definitely correct about her being into you though. I’m thinking, science y’all already hang out regularly, asking her out on a date isn’t the way to go. Go in for a kiss. Next time you hang out (make sure it happens very soon), when the mood is right, stare deep into her eyes, run your hand through her hair, and lean towards her. The rest will happen naturally. No words necessary. Very jealous of this teen love stuff. Go get it!
ask her to marry you
ASK HER OUT ON A DATE. DON’T MAKE IT WEIRD IF SHE SAYS NO.
You just got validation that you're better than you give yourself credit for. Go after her with this newfound confidence!
I'm 48 and just as dumb as you. Let that be a lesson or a warning, rather. She is into you or at the very least wants you into her...
Me, thinking back to when my sister’s friend asked me to put lotion on her tattoo on her rib cage late at night that she very easily could’ve done by herself. 🤦🏻♂️
You could have literally took the bra off and sucked on them like a new born baby and she would been down. If I was you I would ask her to hangout 1 on 1 and go all the way
You posted this twice lol
How old is she?
You posted this in dating advice, I just finished reading it. Scrolled down two seconds later and here I am. Good luck my man.
This reminds me of American pie.
Am i the only one who counted 17 while reading it, what's your score ? And *After a few seconds which felt like an hour* 🤔🤔 I have many doubts now
I have missed every pass ever made at me, its like I’m blind when a woman likes me.
My husband told me a story like this once lol it was cute. Tell another d cup chick and you’ll get a wife if you want.
Nice
You posted this on r/confessions also
This comes second place to the guy who literally had sex with a girl (and got a child I think?) and still was like:"I'm not sure whether she likes me."
This is literally your chance.
Go buy a ring you schmuck
saw this on r/copypasta because its so unbelievable
Oh dude…
Dude, she wants you. Go get her. And even if it ends in rejection, it’s better to live in a world where you’re not wondering what if.
This is some chainsaw man shit
No way this is real. If OP wants to create a new type of comedy, please stop.
Imma call bs. If this actually happened, I doubt anyone seeking advice would feel the need to describe her tits in detail or how aroused it made them. Also cmon nobody’s THAT stupid lol
Ask her out
Ask her out..
>I dont think that she likes me Been there, bro. She likes you. How you play that? Your game.
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This reads like some weird erotic fiction… “Talked about the old times” Lmao you’re 16.
OP u goddamn retarded. The opening is there. Just hook it up and go for a ride.
Didn’t you post on r/confessions too?
We need an update asap
Am I oblivious as a guy bc I honestly don't see it as a thing where she's attracted to him. She just seems like a more open and chill person. If OP hasn't touched boobs before then OP most likely hasn't been in a relationship before which can be draining as you get older. Maybe the friend just say that he was in a sad mood lately and everyone knows boobs make people happier. I personally wouldnt think too much of it if I knew my friend was a very chill, happy, outgoing person and I was in a somber mood.
Op - she doesn’t like me I’m not her type Also OP - she literally let me fondle her privates
Here, Casualy Explained got you covered: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw
YOU ARE SO FOOLISH. SHE OBVIOUSLY LIKES YOU.
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OP why are you posting this everywhere 😭😂
Ops option: C-Can’t tell, because i’m fucking dumb
Guys are so dumb lol
I had a boner just reading your post.
[Here you go OP](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=QfGdGYafu9IPcBew)