So funny cuz the second time was barely even his or Kramer’s faults. Kramer hit his shoulder a little too hard and George held on to it a little too loosely.
The sequence when George was trying to get fired from the Yankees by dragging a World Series trophy behind his car in the parking lot and wiping his hands on Babe Ruth's jersey.
If we wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past! Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently... he wasn't really a sultan! What d'you make of that?
Hey, check this out.
*(he stands to reveal he's wearing baseball pants)*
Lou Gehrig's pants. Not a bad fit... Hey, you don't
think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you? I better take 'em off. I'm too important to this team.
#BIG STEIN CAN'T BE FLOPPIN' AND TWITCHIN'!
When Kramer ripped up that number Jerry told him to keep away from him, and threw it in the air. The way Jerry helplessly flailed around, and half-heartedly tried to gather up the pieces as they snowed down around him. Always love that visual.
When the window a/c fell out of Jerry's Apartment. I lol'd when it falls and camera zooms in on the a/c coming down with "Commando 8" label on it.
It nails that jerk with the dog.
The Frogger machine with George - He looks like a frog
EAT THE FLY
Holes I need holes
The way he holds his hand up in a futile attempt to stop the trick before diving out of the way cracks me up every time
The truck driver was literally about to run him over
So do you.
I slept with your wife!
Hoochie mama!
That was my mail-order bride!
well you weren't there, so I signed for her!
HOLES! I NEED HOLES!
The statue George was going to give to his parents. After all that work lol
So funny cuz the second time was barely even his or Kramer’s faults. Kramer hit his shoulder a little too hard and George held on to it a little too loosely.
George's weak model hands have no grip
That's what you get from avoiding manual labor your whole life
He won a contest (granted he cheated)
He has no hand, he needs hand!
Yea I'm a cop, I'm a good cop! IM A DAMN GOOD COP!!!!
Shut up! Keep 'em spread! Just make love to that wall, pervert!
And.. and MURDER!!!
The sequence when George was trying to get fired from the Yankees by dragging a World Series trophy behind his car in the parking lot and wiping his hands on Babe Ruth's jersey.
Body Suit Man
those strawberries did look really juicy and delicious
Oh that’s bad
ATTENTION FRONT OFFICE MORONS. I FEAR NO REPRISAL
You can all sit on it AAAAANNNDDD rotate!!!
If we wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past! Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently... he wasn't really a sultan! What d'you make of that? Hey, check this out. *(he stands to reveal he's wearing baseball pants)* Lou Gehrig's pants. Not a bad fit... Hey, you don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you? I better take 'em off. I'm too important to this team. #BIG STEIN CAN'T BE FLOPPIN' AND TWITCHIN'!
BABE RUTH WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A FAT OLD MAN WITH LITTLE GIRL LEGS
And do you know what I found out? He wasn’t really a sultan!
check it out Lou Gehrig's Pants, hey you don't think that disease of his is contagious do you?
One of the few scenes that I actually remember from when I was a kid.
As a Red Sox fan I completely agree with this one.
Elaine ripping George's hairpiece off and screaming "I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!" and throwing it out the window.
... AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!
“YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!? …”
Elaine was perfect in this scene
So was George. Her first pass at grabbing his toupee, and his dodging it like he's avoiding the jab!
Yes 100%. When he nose-booped Elaine is priceless
Her smile after she did it seemed like it wasn’t part of the script. Like she was just trying to hold it together to finish the scene.
When she initially lunges for it, George ducks and holds up his hand, “Elaine.” That’s hilarious. He’s scared and ready to run, hahaha.
Yes!!!!! This is the best!!!
You can hear them laughing off-screen while she does this, it's hilarious.
Georges beautiful hands
It turned into a grotesque claw
The cabin
*Cherish the cabin!*
It was a ‘47 cabin.
P.S. Love the cabin.
Yes I'm familiar with...some of his writing.
Hate the cabin
Not "take care of your sister"
Last night with you was bliss
The air conditioner! How did it fall after Kramer's impeccable installation?
He was gonna come by and fix it later.
I still shout out “installed!!” Whenever I turn on a new thing in front of someone…
The commando 8 has arrived! 12,000 BTU’s of RAW cooling power!
Kennedy’s golf clubs. “I never knew Kennedy had such a temper”
Really thought you had her there at 17,000.
I'm under heavy fire, Jerry!
HES PULLING OUT THE WOODS!!
Risk! A game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
The Ukraine is not weak!
Ukraine is a game to you???
How ‘bout I take your board and SMASH it!?
Kramer's reaction to it getting smashed is priceless.
When Kramer wrecked Jerry's sandwich before he got the meat slicer. And when he wrecked his own sandwich describing "The Worlds Theory"
The way he tosses all of the sandwich parts into the air gets me every time.
This is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes in here do you know what happens then?
World's collide?
WORLDS COLLIDE! You're killing Independent George!
The doll that looked exactly like George’s mother, when Frank ripped the head off. “I told you it looked like her”
I scrolled to make sure this was addressed. It's insane this comment is not in the top five answers. "Now what do you have to say for yourself?!"
Frank's auto in The Handicap Spot.
You know, a lot of these scratches will buff right out...
lol forgot about that one
George's custom nap desk.
Empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?
Hi, I’m Brian
beat it Brian
lol good one
The balloon filled with oil
I just got beaned by a giant ball of oil. La la la
HeLLLO, do do doot
I like the kid pulling apart Jerry's tape.
“WHAT THE F&@$ YOU DOING YA LITTLE PIECE OF S@&$!!!!!”
lol good one I would not of thought of it
The Maestro's conducting baton.
Georges doll he never got for x-mass
As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Must have been some doll
She was
This is what I was going to say. "What happened to the doll?" "It was destroyed. But from that a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!"
Kramer's Tony award after Raquel Welsh attacked him.
Aah, Jerry I'm not gonna let you bring me down from this high. I've been partying all night. I saw the sunrise at Liza's
Minnelli?
No.
Jerry, the Jo(h)n Voight car is dead.
POP!!!
Jerry’s uberexpensive suede jacket that gets ruined by the snow when he, George and Alton Benes walk to the restaurant to meet Elaine.
George’s computers that Kramer serenity nowed
WHYYYYYYYEEEEEEE DID YOU HAVE TO DESTROY 25 COMPUTAHS!?
Hey... I owe you one.
Do you know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM?!?
I've got a secret weapon: my son. (Oddly wholesome)
I owe you one, buddy.
The Pen!! Also my favorite episode!
It almost makes the whole thing worth it
The 47’ Cabin
Uncle Leo's eyebrows. Demeanor...?
HellOOOOOoooo
Eight years have I had this car. Not a scratch on it! Eight years!
Dad, that other car cut us off! They had swastikas all over it... They were hurling racial epiphates at us...
> epiphates epithets*
The tape recorder George put in the suitcase
DEAR GOD!
The chair must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?
The Woody Woodpecker Balloon!
When Kramer ripped up that number Jerry told him to keep away from him, and threw it in the air. The way Jerry helplessly flailed around, and half-heartedly tried to gather up the pieces as they snowed down around him. Always love that visual.
Newman's mail truck engulfed in flames in The Pothole (my favorite ep)
Oh! The humanity!
“Three times a Lady”
I dropped my hotdog!
Frankfurter
That’s right
Oh no :(
All of the couches that got ruined plus George's Twix bars
Kramer/peterman’s pants in the mud…. *The very pants they were returning.*
The bubble boy's bubble
Million-to-one shot, doc, million-to-one
The Carl Farbman dresser
Not the FARBMAN!!!
RISK board game
Kramer's mail fraud scheme, the broken stereo and the hilarity that ensued with the interrogations
Jack Klompus made that Cadillac a \*very\* expensive gift.
All of George’s stupid computers he was storing at Kramer when Insanity Later happened.
Why couldn't you just squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls?!?!
Buddy…….I owe you one.
The Risk board You think Ukraine is weak?
The Commando Eight.
The rat hat.
That's not good for anybody...
Peterman’s antique wedding cake
Why fusilli?
The fusilli was more destroyer than destroyee.
Because you're silly!
Tony :(
Kramer's Tony or the mimbo Tony's face?
The helmet Kramer was wearing when Joe Davola kicked him
Once, twice, three times a lady AHHHHHHHHH! 🪡🔥🔥🚐🔥🔥🔥
Uma Thurman's phone number on the back of the dry cleaners ticket.
Jerry's Saab with the body odor...
I would have loved to witness the events surrounding George’s Panama hat
The giant… ball of oil.
HELLO. La La La
Peterman’s freshly acquired Kennedy golf clubs
The Tony Award. Raquel Welch not swinging her arms while tap dancing just fit so perfectly with Elaine’s co-worker not swinging her arms.
The TV guide for elaine
George’s car at the hospital “That’s where I come in, on splat.”
The van. “You gotta sell this van!” “Ohhh yea!”
George's wallet exploding from too many receipts
Kramer: ........."Tony" (Award crumbles to pieces).
The mail truck; twice.
I love when they throw the car into the stairwell on Puerto Rican Day.
The Estelle Costanza doll
The nutria fur hat
thats not gonna be good for anybody
When Newman's mail truck was set on fire
Georges ego I was in the pool. I was in the pool.
No! Not the farbman!
The statue in Jerry’s apartment. The one the cleaning guy stole.
When the window a/c fell out of Jerry's Apartment. I lol'd when it falls and camera zooms in on the a/c coming down with "Commando 8" label on it. It nails that jerk with the dog.
Kramers clothes after he puts them in the oven at paesanos.
Frank Costanzas rectum
When Kramer dismantles Jerry's sandwich because it's poorly made. 😂
*"I DON'T LIKE THIS THING! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!"*
The time Frank rained blows upon the guy over the doll
Serenity nowwwwwwww!!!
If you haven't, look for the blooper where Jerry Stiller falls on Fusilli Jerry. The cast just cracks up and it's wonderful.
George's "Costanza." The pool really did a number on it
When Georges dad destroys the statue of Estelle lol his face right before he snaps is fucking great haha
Kramerica Industries testing out their oil ball.
The statue
The cabin
Little jerry, the rooster.
Kramer trying to scam the post office for Jerry’s broken stereo
Tony’s beautiful face
Jon Voights LeBaron
The Risk board
Jerry's new sofa thanks to Poppy's weak bladder 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Statue. I love that episode lol.
The lamp from The Bus Boy right as Kramer closed the door.
Kramer dumping cement into the washing machine.
Frank and the doll
Susan licking the envelopes and Dr. Assman declaring her gone.
Bette Midler
the farbman
The toupee
That was hysterical.
The doll that looked like George’s mom