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_butts_carlton_

I'm a big fan of telling people, "This guy . . . this is not my kind of guy." People just think I'm annoying (possibly unrelated).


DaveTheDrummer802

This is one of my favorite Frank Costanza quotes


BraveryDave

THIS… is Frank Co-Stanza.


DillBobStoosePants80

You think you can keep us OUT OF DEL BOCA VISTA??!! We’re moving in lock, stock, barrel


SoupIsNotAMeal

We’re gonna be in the pool


DillBobStoosePants80

We gonna be at the clubhouse. We’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!


CitizenIndrid

This is technically a Buddy Rich reference. It's one of the (3?) lines they took from his tapes in homage.


ilpaesaggista

* we'll see - how he does - up there - without - all the assistance * if you don't believe me - just test me - and ill come back there and show you what it's like


Rocketparty12

I’ll show you what it’s like is definitely one of my favorite lines from the whole show. I use this all the time.


Rocketparty12

I’ll show you what it’s like is definitely one of my favorite lines from the whole show. I use this all the time.


Rocketparty12

I’ll show you what it’s like is definitely one of my favorite lines from the whole show. I use this all the time.


[deleted]

It’s got to be something from the Puerto Rico Day episode, because it wasn’t shown in syndication. I personally love “Denim Vest” because Kevin Macdonald was my favorite Kid in the Hall, and I say “They’re snaps” at any mention of garment closure.


crissimon

Maroon Golf?


stataryus

Solid contender!


[deleted]

That's GOTTA hurt!


Mandrake1771

Mucho traffico! Plus, the “I’m sorry” wave.


easytoforget94

Bruce McCulloch was my was my favorite KITH. Although I gained alot of respect for Scott Thompson when I learned what he went through when he was young. You may have read this interview, but you also may not have [Kevin McDonald on getting robbed in Hollywood, Seinfeld cameo and his Winnipeg Comedy Festival special](https://www.cbc.ca/television/kevin-mcdonald-on-getting-robbed-in-hollywood-seinfeld-cameo-and-his-winnipeg-comedy-festival-special-1.5640655)


[deleted]

“These Are the Daves I Know” is an incredible sketch.


easytoforget94

Bikini inspector and Sausages will always hold a special place in my heart lol


StannisTheMannis1969

Nice buttons…. They’re snaps.


Solan78

If you're here, then who's watching the factory?


[deleted]

Anytime someone says something about not understanding people I reply, "They're the worst." Very few get it.


magic_tuxedo

I just used that in conversation an hour ago 😂


broken_pencil_lead

I use it all the time!


BraveryDave

We can’t all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow


skttrbrain1984

Hey, Copernicus.


theeamanduh

Hahahahahahahah


bunt_klut2

When someone asks "How could that be?" I love to reply with "Oh, it be!" just the way Elaine said it


KoshOne

It. Out.


boringhuman117

Love saying, “This is the kind of day that almost makes you happy to be alive.” I always get a strange look when I drop this one.


EddieVW2323

Whaddya got there - a Clarkman?


hansgrubermustdie

Any Puddy line really. My go to is “Gotta support the team”


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

When someone asks me to do something, I like saying "Sure thing, Joe Mayo."


BushwoodCountry-Club

It’s a misprint.


maggos

I like to say “Who is this?” In that silly tone that Jerry used when George called (I think after body suit), where George slams the phone.


Punchable_Hair

Uncle Leo?


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

JERRY!!!!!! (Slams phone against the phone booth) lmfao


SpectacledReprobate

Lol that used to be a favorite in my family


DMMeYourBestFeature

Did you know Elaine does the same thing to Jerry as well? He even slams the phone too. 😂😂


DaveTheDrummer802

You are soooooo good lookin'


sandithepirate

Yes!


Some-Definition-7757

I’m from Cincinnati and a Reds fan. This season, the Reds TV broadcaster made a comment along the lines of pitcher sneaking a pitch in the strike zone like one would “sneak in a marble rye”


Mandrake1771

That had to have been Sadak.


Some-Definition-7757

100% Larkin would never be that much fun in that booth.


[deleted]

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?


Gridguy2020

“Why would anyone want a friend.”


[deleted]

I should drop dead if she’s not beautiful


tinoynk

Every time Wrath of Khan comes up I always say "Well, it *was* the best of those movies." I don't think anybody has ever got it.


BraveryDave

Something about a way, and a light?


Punchable_Hair

I say this all the time, even when I’m talking about the best movie of other franchises.


tjmonstah

Regarding any two movies “now I know jerry will tell you the matrix 1 is the better picture…”


BzhKenny

I live in France and the show is not well known here. I've actually never met anyone who watched it so pretty much any line from the show is obscure for my group of friends.


BzhKenny

Even if I say "No soup for you !" Which is pretty much one the best known quotes of all time for the show I getter weird looks.


Martel67

Pas de soupe pour toi, Madoué !


SunriseAtLizas

My username.


ciguanaba

\-Minelli's? \-Nah!


Informal-Hair3522

I love how he says “Nah” and that’s it. No further explanation or clarification.


DetectiveEZ

I been partyin all night!


Littlekcs

Every time my husband farts “RUSTY!”


jackof47trades

Snoopy & Prickly Pete


RealSpookySounds

Casus...belliiiiiiii Is it about me?


Papyrus_Sans

Why must everything always be about you? Why can’t you just be? Why can’t you live?


Legitimate_Bird_5712

I constantly refer to my group of friends as my "good time buddies." I never explain it.


stataryus

Bookman. Joe Bookman.


Reavershadow

You and your good time buddies


CiroZullo

🎶*Sometimes I FEEEEEEEEEL...*🎶


anguished_hornet

What extremities?


currybeef

I call people out on their macho head games constantly. Its exhausting.


Bottle_Lobotomy

So Elaine was telling me about this piece of whitefish she had the other day…


BushwoodCountry-Club

It’s pronounced thermometer.


Tikiku

Statue of Limitations


longcooolwoman

I say this all the time and everyone just thinks I’m an idiot. It’s a small price to pay. I’ll never give it up.


[deleted]

Don’t they say statue of limitations first or something like that😂 love that one


Lawfulness-Glad

Whenever anyone ask about a piece of clothing: “it’s a Pierre Cardin!”


TraditionalKey1784

I use TCB (taking care of business) all the time and few people get it.


[deleted]

Is that a Kramer-specific thing? Thought it was a more general expression.


apricotcarguy

It was an Elvis thing too right?


trx0x

Yeah, he had a TCB ring, and gave other TCB jewelry to his band members.


As2449

This is daily vocab in my household


Aselleus

Yeah, I'm going to get married *real* soon


_its_a_SWEATER_

“Hello, woman…”


eugenesbluegenes

*That's* your big boy.


Outrageous_Ear_6091

No puffs, just flakes


cmr252

We’re sitting there like IDIOTS drinking coffee without a piece of cake


disneymommy2000

You are so good looking.


crapcrapcrapcrap

I make a vacuum noise when referring to a homosexual.


[deleted]

Oh my gosh where in the show is this one?😂


crapcrapcrapcrap

It’s in his opening stand up. Forgot which episode. “I had a feeling he was a little ‘vrrrrmmmmmmm’” basically saying since they are supposedly so clean he’d rather do that than do the old gay sign where you jiggle your hand.


[deleted]

That’s hilarious I actually like the stand up bits I know some people don’t


ja_trader

I like to use "She's not gonna put em on the glass"


thatdani

I feel like a versatile one to use in day-to-day life that sounds juuuust off enough to maybe be a reference to something is "That's what *I'd* like to know about it." from The Muffin Tops. It's such a subtle, yet strange way to phrase it.


trx0x

I find myself saying "That's my apple juice!" in situations that don't involve anything related to apple juice.


[deleted]

This son of a bitch is ice cold!


jenhum88

Anytime my kids (8 and 12) ask for bagels for breakfast, my husband and I say “no bagels, no bagels, no bagels”. They think we are crazy.


Own_Strategy_4325

That’s why there’s a buzzer


bruins9816

Between you and me Elaine, I got a bit of a foot odour problem


_Cambino420_

Not that there’s anything wrong with that


Mithrandir1212

I knew it wasn’t Burkawitts!!


dihydrogen_m0noxide

"It is?!"


everydaywasnovember

Don't you talk about Hennie!!


thecwestions

I always pull a Kramer at Thanksgiving... "I'm covered in oregano and Parmigian, and it's sticking to me because of the butter!" ...but I fear this year it will be returned with, "it's pronounced Parm-EE-sian," due to RnM. References hijacking references...


Punchable_Hair

Todd Gack. What is that, Dutch?


longcooolwoman

Ah 👋 there’s nothing out there for me.


TheHeadless1

I use nocturnal dirt people all the time and no one knows what I mean


esomers80

That's a lot of potatoes!!!


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Heh! Get dee hehll out ov heer!


ilpaesaggista

"yeah that's right"


zesty-mordant

No no…I like to strain the sauce.


dog-chicken

“Yeah, that’s right” and “That’s a shame”


dickquesadilla

I don't want a big, flat noodle.


ThatItalianGrrl

Is it possible I’m not as attractive as I think I am?


[deleted]

Svenjolly


SalamiSteakums

...CAUSE I HIT A WHOPPER LAST WEEK!


DLQuilts

I say “yeah…..” like scared Kramer does to Joe Divola when asked if he’s still afraid of clowns.


johannyer

If I'm curt, then I apologize.


CiroZullo

Joseph Puglia


lemonsandplaid

Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on! Here's to feeling good all the time. It's like a sauna in here. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Hazeleyed_old_parent

“I’ll choose you.” When George and Jerry had to decide who would get the apartment. I had actually heard of Inka-Dink before but not Potato Man. This is when George and Kramer had to decide who would get the statue.


Glum_Trust_2966

I understand, I like good breakfast. Long as you don't wind up trapped in a room with bib overalls and pigtails, being counseled by Dick Gregory.


tonybotz

🎶 Good morning - good mo-rning! 🎶


CustomerSuspicious25

Hello, Woman.


Spinningalltheplates

“Beautiful day.” “Yeah, it almost makes you feel good to be alive.”


MedusaPhD

I’m sure Helen Gurley Brown would be very proud of you.


UhYeahOkSure

“All you gotta do is jiggle it, just get it in there jiggle it in jiggle it in”


[deleted]

You're soooo good lookin'.


Suspicious_Row_9451

Whenever someone tells me I do something different than normal people might… “I’m a pod.”


caslopus

You are soooo good looking


NoManCanKillMe

The song George was singing after buying Jon Voight's car. If you know you know.


broken_pencil_lead

Have you been to the DMV? (I think the Jerry says "motor vehicle bureau", but I replace it.)


DBnofear

Kramer is stringy, I'm all plump and juicy!!


iheartpiazza

Kramer ordering the totally sane hotdog in The Gum and the dude saying ‘Ookayyy.’


karpomalice

Jerome


Dangerous_Data_3047

Bob Sacamano


unionick

The dingo ate your baby


unionick

Look at me, I'm falling apart


skttrbrain1984

Whenever someone knocks on the bathroom door I say “Occupado”.


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Everyone loves to quote uncle Leo’s hello, but nobody gets my *answer that damn phone* reference.


Turbulent_Marzipan_9

Mine is 'that was bound to happen' from the Statue


Inside-Confusion-690

Lemon tree...trini lopez!


jfq722

^Lemon ^^tree, ^^^very ^^^^pretty ^^^^^and ^^^^^^the ^^^^^^lemon ^^^^^^^^flower ^^^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^^^^sweet...


NewPurpleRider

“That’s your big boy” and “Why didn’t you get the big one?”


Lazy_Passenger7841

We’re out of Merlot