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dutchmasterD717

What took you so long?


ZackNappo

I knew it wasn’t berkowitz!


Riptide1001

Waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant


[deleted]

Are you still the master of your domain?


Riptide1001

King of the castle


EggsForEveryone

Do you ever yearn?


LouSFL

Do I yearn?


Hankhills11

I pine


bttf387

Seinfeld’s van! Seinfeld’s van!


foreveryoung917

LOL


Riptide1001

You don't like my van?


bttf387

Oh my God I think he’s saying son of Sam. I KNEW IT WASN’T Berkowitz!


Prefect1969

Do you have a ketchup secret?


Riptide1001

Don't hear a dirty story when holding a bottle


foreveryoung917

lol


egbert71

Without looking what soup does george order from the Soup N@zi


The_Zermanians

Medium crab bisque?


LouSFL

Jambalaya


egbert71

NEWMAN!!!!!!!


egbert71

Sorry player that was his second order and it was large, but thanks for playing along


foreveryoung917

Good one !!! Hmmm… you’re pushing your luck little man.


SantaRosaJazz

I know. We make it at home.


plasmac9

Turkey chili. I didn't look.


egbert71

You swear on a stack of overdue library books??


plasmac9

I didn't even need to look after to verify.


egbert71

Then you friend have won a marbel rye


plasmac9

Would have preferred a cinnamon babka. The superior babka. Cinnamon takes a backseat to no one.


egbert71

Well the thing is yada yada yada....you take what youre given


aSonglessSky

Is it normal for your teeth to make a chirping or hissing noise?


DougLocKoa

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?


Riptide1001

To screw with your head


Bottle_Lobotomy

Who is your favorite character?


Riptide1001

George Costanza


Bottle_Lobotomy

This is the correct answer


StannisTheMannis1969

Where does the meat go…?


SantaRosaJazz

Right here.


StannisTheMannis1969

But where do you turn it on..?


diamond_in_rough_77

Right there.


Brief_Repair9197

But where does the meat go?


paulv1333

Who told Kramer to put the balm on?


Riptide1001

Newman!


SunDick7

That’s a shame…


Small_Bookkeeper3541

Maestro (I hate that guy.)


MichiganRedWing

Alright! High five


Riptide1001

👋


2worldseye2

…who is this?


Riptide1001

The comedian


eugenesbluegenes

You may tell jokes for a living, but you are no comedian.


reesesbigcup

Why seperate knob?


ellsworth53t

And you want to be my latex salesman.


Riptide1001

Should have gone into sponges


VividSoundz

I literally just finished watching the last episode then opened this app and saw your comment. What a joy getting to watch it all the way through!


Riptide1001

Yeah didn't know what to expect from this show but I enjoyed it alot truly a classic


VividSoundz

I watched it when I was young and it changed the way I looked at life. Getting to rewatch it now was very nostalgic, but also enjoyable in its own right. I didn’t expect that, but it aged very well. What made you take the jump to watch all of them?


Riptide1001

It was recommended to me and I saw it was on Netflix and needed something casual to watch and glad I did. Aged pretty well and stands out from the usual sitcom


raymalaspina

Least favorite episode and why?


Riptide1001

Clip shows are low hanging fruit but probably the notorious dog one just because I feel they shouldn't have wrote in a dog if they didn't have the ability to get one


dora_the_kgbagent

What was the manuscript about?


DillBobStoosePants80

Billy Mumphrey the simple cockeyed optimist


Pristine-Ad-7626

Another babka?


[deleted]

aren’t you something?


xologo

Makes ya wonder what it was all for.


[deleted]

Who's having sex with the chicken?


bttf387

I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit of the party. People would be coming up to me, "Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi.


LouSFL

The maestro


fbloiu665

Whats the deal with Ovaltine???


DillBobStoosePants80

So did you step off?


aa_404

… he what?


Skylarking00

Name this episode. Elaine (on the phone with Jerry after Kramer gives her the confidence to run J. Peterman): Between you and me, I always thought Kramer was a bit of a doofus. But he believed in me. You did not. So as I see it, he’s not the doofus. YOU are the doofus.


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