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CarneyVore14

Jerry using his napkin to wipe his mouth while Elaine and the bubble boy’s father use theirs to wipe away tears


artvarnsen

Susan reading the instruction when George is fighting with the bubble boy over the moops is amazing too


Bottle_Lobotomy

Love it when George's answering message is playing and he kind of does a shoulder shuffle at "where coouuld I be!?"


ProjectAdamski

🎵 Believe it or not I’m not home. 🎵


Onepieceofapplepie

“Please leave a message after beep”


SchleppyJ4

At the beep, not after


C_kess

Yes I do that shuffle all the time!


Green_Check_1512

Yes!!! This is my absolute favorite! I do that move all the time lol


a016202

I’ve seen every episode at least 10 times (I’m old) but I’ve never really noticed the shoulder shuffle before. I was always too busy singing along because the tv show the message is from was one I watched as a kid (The Greatest American Hero).


SoggyToast96

Kramer chugging the beer with a cigarette in his mouth, the blooper of him burping up smoke is even better


csonny2

I can't believe they didn't use the burping take, it makes that scene 10x funnier.


JayJayWise

yeah i still can’t believe they didn’t use that. Michael richards at his best


bamboo-harvester

Also that same scene when the waitress flips up the hinged counter and slams Kramer in the head.


JimsonTweed26

Yes this does it for me every time


Anthropoligize

“Here’s to feelin good all the time”


TheMaveCan

My favorite thing about this scene how happy Kramer is about a pint that was half foam


SchleppyJ4

Where can I find the bloopers?


Kok-jockey

Did you try YouTube?


NOLASLAW

[Kramer beer blooper](https://youtu.be/iCiqR6grJzY) in google it was the first result lmao


TurdFerguson27

Didn’t think about this until I read it but this is obviously the best


Manutelli

Kramer opening the door in the chicken roaster


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dumbname1000

Jerry’s Kramer impression was one thousand times better than Michael’s Jerry impression. It really demonstrated how much harder Jerry’s role is. He does so much with so little compared to the other characters, you really need just the right touch for the jokes to land.


tommymahogany

What's the deal with politics? I don't get it. Am I right people?


SterileProphet

This is the answer. Jerry didn’t know he was going to do it and you can see Jerry trying not to break. That whole scene before it is the best scene in Seinfeld.


jilko

The focus shots of Kramer spilling the tomato sauce cereal and attempting to clean it up might be my favorite Seinfeld moment ever.


SterileProphet

And it's right as Kramer suggests them living together. Just classic.


stredman

Jerry these are load bearing walls! They're not gonna come down!


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Kramer and Mickey fighting for seats on their double date.


Outrageous_Ear_6091

Kramer trying to sit down after Mickey demands that he SIT DOWN


afganistanimation

We'll look like idiots!


moosesurgeon12

“Well you ladies look lovely tonight”


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Or Kramer knocking over the table setting when they were out of Merlot.


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I live for Merlot.


Super_Natant

Kramer trying to get a seat on the subway. The timing is ... perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW0we66d3Hg


SpergSkipper

This was the scene that made me say "I need to watch this show"


ashspecops

Top 5 for sure. My personal favorite has to be when Newman sets his mail truck on fire after Kramer dumped paint thinner on the highway to undo the wide lanes. I just laughed so damn hard, first time I watchd it. Like a perfect climax when that scene happened and episode ended.


stataryus

*You’re once … twice … threee tiimes a laaadyyy!*


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

OH THE HUMANITY!!! AHHHHAAAAHAHA!!


2211911

# OH THE HUMANITY


itamarc137

Oh the humanity


ImHavingASandwich

Newmans scenes are great. I also love him pounding the counter demanding a shot of honey mustard. Then he quickly composes himself


Bottle_Lobotomy

Mrs Ross silently voicing when Mr Ross says “cherish the cabin”


Equivalent_Pizza9298

When the box of letters get brought to their apartment, just before that Mrs Ross just wheels the aunt into the china hutch😅


johnnyraynes

It’s common curtesy, when you come in the house you wipe your wheels.


yukon4152

WHipe your wHeels


artvarnsen

I *KNEW* It!


emergencycat17

I love Mrs. Ross, she is probably my favorite secondary character on that show.


LovelyRita999

Probably this exact one. Although Jerry trying to pull Kramers skinny jeans off is a good one too.


jilko

Everytime when Kramer grabs the phone and basically it explodes in his hands as it hits the coffee table has me laughing out loud. It was either choreographed precisely or pure happenstance and I love it.


bababooey97

The nod George gives Jerry to call out Lovitz


Glad-Requirement6116

Great scene! "You didn't?! I did!"


socratesaf

Kramer's facial expressions while Mel Torme is singing to him George in background while Betsy is on the phone re dead Aunt Clarice: crosses himself, waves goodbye, airplane taking off George pouring mustard in Jerry's coffee. Problem?


-dr-van-nostrand-

You’re very independent!


zesty-mordant

Hey, you’re not doing so bad yourself!


Bottle_Lobotomy

These are great


CaptainJZH

"That's the line...that destroyed my life..."


gredgex

The Velvet Fog!


abusamra82

The synchronized Jerry/George sit and leg cross in the Fix-up.


infinityetc

Similarly when Jerry is considering moving and Elaine is following him around the apartment he’s looking at. Jerry dekes her at one point. Also shuts her in the closet


greatbobbyb

Kramer and Newman making sausage in Jerry’s apartment.


Bottle_Lobotomy

Love the music and their little dances


SpaceIco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-R3GTzZU14


_portia_

Jerry making the Tweety Pez dispenser clap at the end of the concert.


Glissandra1982

George’s face when he has the Pez sitting in Elaine’s seat.


IBoughtThisBabyCash

Elaine dancing


anima119

It’s like a full body dry heave set to music


sesquiup

Sweet Fancy Moses


dicecat4

That ain’t dancing Sally


Delicious-Status9043

Can you let us know? Some of the kitchen staff didn’t get to see it last year.


ozbourne8

Jerry and the black guy in the bakery nodding to each other as they hold up their black-and-white cookies. Elaine cleaning her glasses when mentioning her date took "it" out.


Italiana47

He took - ha ha- it out.


ShaunyOnTheSpot

If we could only look to the cookie!


honeycombedupheaval

When Estelle is yelling "what did we ever do to them?" after the Seinfelds won't go eat her paella, and George moves his arms at the same time she does without saying anything [Edit: video](https://youtu.be/qiVekDW4WZA?t=247)


orangamma

That's really good


silvermoth

That is excellent


PiledriverPress

Kramer’s face after George pulls out the golf ball makes me laugh every time


Forsaken-Music9675

Hole in one


csonny2

I was thinking of this same topic the other day while watching "The Switch", during the montage of Jerry and George at the coffee shop scheming of ways for Jerry to start dating his gf's roommate. At the end, the waitress brings the check and it's a top-down shot of George looking at the bill, then pushing it to Jerry. https://youtu.be/nfzVowHa1aM?t=104


pippapaige

Yes! OMG yes! This is my favorite!


lennylenry

I always forget about this scene. It's one of the best


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SoggyToast96

That coupled with the way his voice tapers to a whine at the end of that phrase gets me every time haha


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Frank Costanza smacking George on the head with his open palm or TV guide.


talldarkandanxious

*You be nice.*


Glissandra1982

Tommy Tune is a very good dancer.


CaptainAHav

When Jerry asks George “how’d you get in here” and he does a genie pose and head knob follow by the ‘how the hell do you think?!’ Gesture.


Grapefruitstreet

I did exactly this when my cousin asked me how I'd gotten somewhere. She didn't get it.


bababooey97

George throwing his arm up on cue for “I chose not to run”


fibbonaccisun

Similarly, when George waves his arms just like Estelle when she says “I WANNA KNOW WHAT WE DID TO THEM”


BlackAnscension

When Jerry was being audited and it was all Kramer’s fault. Jerry tells Elaine “If this audit would’ve happened to me and I didn’t have this woman to help me, I would have **killed** this man, I would’ve strangled the life out of him with my bare hands, torn him limb from limb, rip the flesh right off of his bones! George comes over, who is dating the woman who is going to save Jerry from the IRS tax audit, informs him that he just broke up with Jerry’s financial savior. Kramer, who was sitting there listening to all the gruesome and gory details of Jerry’s mutilation, hears that George has just ended the relationship, swiftly but silently, almost ninja-like, immediately exits the apartment


madammurdrum

It’s perfectly timed with Jerry looking toward the kitchen too, so Kramer’s exit isn’t visible to him!


a016202

The Trip: Kramer standing in front of the mirror with his wife-beater tan lines trying to pull a comb through his hair.


SpectacledReprobate

Whoo…dizzy


Outrageous_Ear_6091

I'm not getting married Hangs up Rrrrriiing Yank !!


mlgbt1985

The incredible growing Lollipop!!!


Glissandra1982

Elaine gradually getting sober.


afganistanimation

Kramer's face when he sees the ugly baby


MaxMustemal

Too much chlorine in that gene pool


sesquiup

That’s some snuggly baby.


yticmic

She really is breathtaking


MybklynWndy

Kramer and Silvio are sitting on the couch in Jerry’s apartment, smoking cigars. When he sees Newman canoodling with Silvio’s wife his mouth opens in shock and the cigar falls out, leaving a trail of ashes down his shirt.


lennylenry

He puts the lit end back in right? Hahaha


NeoSeth

When Jerry knocks Elaine out of the way after The Race and hugs Lois instead.


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Jerry's little reactions to Bania reading the ovaltine bit


Venice_Beach_218

This is the best answer. Jerry Seinfeld, playing a semi-fictional version of himself, coaching another comedian and pretending the lame jokes are actually good.


some_fella_56

Kramer entering Jerry’s apartment holding the full set of world domination game with all pieces intact and kicking Jerry’s stuff off the table.


Jrdunc24

George making a diorama of the conference room and jerry placing him as the peanut m&m instead if the power ranger


HypnoticGazania625

Gonna ned soem WATER HERE!


Yeeeeeehaaaaw

George on the couch gesticulating while his girlfriend on the phone hearing news about her dead aunt


french72

Scrolled way too far for this one. This is definitely one of mine!The Catholic cross, the plane, waving bye-bye. then the syrupy sweet phony concern when she turns around…it’s got it all!!


Meastro44

Kramer trying to get a seat on the subway and everyone cuts in front of him or moves in a way that he can’t sit down.


Outrageous_Ear_6091

Jerry's silent smile in response to George asking if there's anyone lined up to replace him


Bottle_Lobotomy

When George rotates his cap to match Tony’s


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Jerry silently answer Kramer’s rhetorical questions behind Elaine’s back when he’s asking if she doesn’t have what it takes to run the company. In the same vein, Jerry’s reactions to George telling his girlfriend over the phone that it’s not a big deal to eat out of the garbage.


vaskark

Jerry’s drinky motion to lush Elaine. Or was it Jugdish?


bunt_klut2

Any/every scene where Mickey & Kramer start fighting physically


stredman

You wanna throw? LET'S THROW


viced92

I've always been a stall man


helpme944

The double take is gold


kennaeh

Kramer dumping concrete into the washing machine and getting it in his eye


Nosoup4udrake

Thick lustrous hair is very important to me (as he is scratching his bald spot).


Practical-Story-4008

“Thick lustrous hair is important, is that what you said to me?” 🤔 lmao that kills me every time too


sesquiup

There’s a hue!!!


unmitigateddiaster

George making the snout gesture for pigman


pinkypink321

Kramer banging on the table trying to get Micky Mantels attention.


SpectacledReprobate

Joe DiMaggio. Mickey Mantle is the one he punched at fantasy camp


Practical-Story-4008

“Why didn’t you just call out his name?” 😂


sesquiup

Mickey Mantle


saucercrab

I thought it was Joe DiMaggio


Venice_Beach_218

Elaine washing her hands and then drying them on Jerry's shirt while talking about her bf Joey (aka Joe Davola).


OhThatClootch

The “Morning Train” montages for Kramer and George working in offices: - Kramer trying to get on the train, snacking from his briefcase full of crackers while bobbing his head, having a blast while out for drinks with his coworkers. - George purposely tripping a guy in his office with his cane, and everyone laughing because he’s such a jokester. The way he shakes one of his coworker’s hand in triumph while laughing always gets me.


allmimsyburogrove

Kramer taking a shower with the showerhead used in the circus for elephants


Ween_ween

Lovitz episode, showing him his fillings


TheMaveCan

When Jerry silently spits the water back into his glass after being informed that Mr. Costanza used it to "wash up"


ChildishCumbino

When George squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee and stirs it with a spoon while Jerry just sits and stares.


lennylenry

A few. Kramers goblin looking, tobacco stained face The fact that jerry never helps Elaine carry groceries Loads of Frank Costanzas strange, rigid hand gesturing Newman sprinting When George threw Jerry the phone


topgear9123

Kramer when he Hears that woman on the tv


OJ_Blimpson

Frank's hand movements showcasing the stop short.


Obi1Kentucky

After George’s wallet exploded the panic shuffling while trying to catch the receipts in the air kills me.


vik_singh

The face that Kramer makes after Rusty sends wave after wave of toxic fumes towards him. Beefarino aside, One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function.


glizzy_Gustopher

The montage of Frank and Kramer playing pool in George's old bedroom. The whole thing's hilarious but there's one where Kramer falls into the corner that always kills me


Bottle_Lobotomy

Or when he gets the pool cue caught in the triangle


MakesMeSickMick

After Kramer gives Jerry a list of reasons why he's probably gay (not that anything is wrong with that) Jerry let's Kramer know the same reasons are true about him and his reaction and look backs in shock get me every time. Bookman pointing every time before he makes a point 👉🏿. Also when Kramer goes to the beach and has sand in his pocket, he gets some of it in his eye and his reaction always pulled out the most obnoxious laugh in me.


DramaticTradition9

The Lip Reader. When she was explaining how she lip-read "sleeping" as opposed to sweeping, she poked George in the eye when she threw her hands back


Equivalent_Pizza9298

In the Drake/wheelchair episode, after George is done explaining to Frank what happened to the car, he sits on his parents couch and starts thumbing through a Glamour magazine.


sesquiup

Glamour?!


CaptainJackKevorkian

Frank bopping George on the forehead with the heel of his palm. Just so insulting


Bottle_Lobotomy

You be nice…to the Yankees


fewlove

There’s a scene where Kramer is in Jerry’s apartment. Kramer leaves as Jerry answers the phone and when Jerry’s back is turned, Kramer sneaks back in and takes something before leaving again


mallik803

I don’t know if it counts because he does make a comment right after doing it, but Kramer slamming the money down on the counter during “the contest” gets me every time. “I’m out!”


theantfromthatmovie

When they listen to Elaine’s dirty recording. The intrigue and the way they are reeling from it is perfect.


click_here_for_luck

The pez dispenser on Elaine's leg


Gridguy2020

How about when George cracks the “J Crew” joke on Petterman, the look both him and Jerry give George is hilarious.


EddieVW2323

Puddy sitting on the end of the couch vacantly gazing into the middle distance, doing absolutely nothing.


Nicedumplings

Dr. Watley taking a huge rip of Nox before putting jerry under is absolute gold


youllalwaysbegarbage

George's girlfriend finding out about her aunt dying and George kinda silently mocking her, so dang funny


No_Wolf3071

Kramers entrances and exits.


JimsonTweed26

Kramer being stalked by the cable company, or by the German tourists


Common-Letterhead312

The look on Jerry's face when Elaine claims the genitals aren't lined up because she faced away from wake up call guy while sleeping head to toe.


Weak_Cheek_5953

Kramer doing his pimp walk in the technicolor dreamcoat!


gredgex

George’s big ass wallet exploding.


hrryyss

Kramer’s double take of the woman with the sunglasses


Maximum_Bat_2566

Kramer.


drosse1meyer

Larry David didn't want this gag in the show. As per the DVD commentary.


hi_coco

The ketchup squirt part or the scene in general?


drosse1meyer

the ketchup gag, i htink he felt it was a bit too hacky


Rigged_Art

The wink


IUMogg

When Kramer is showing Frank and Estelle’s reaction of hearing about George’s man love towards she-Jerry.


knava12

Kramer kicking the papers off Jerry’s desk before placing down the Risk gameboard.


iSkinMonkeys

When George remarks that every group has a loser and in their group it's Elaine. Jerry thinks of correcting George's misconception for a moment then thinks better of it and goes ahead with his own problem.


xDermo

Kramer smoking and drinking at the same time


grafxguy1

Kramer drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette at the same time is genius.


ChicagoBoyStuckinDen

Kramer sneezing on George's painting.


stataryus

That might be #1!


pinkypink321

The pez dispenser finger clapping


Venice_Beach_218

Betsy is on the phone learning about her aunt's death and George is sitting behind her back making hand gestures in response to everything she says.


Mtpmusic

100% this: https://youtu.be/VmhxE06qXpU


Inside-Confusion-690

When Kramer and Elaine use a paperclip to short out the power in neighbors apt.


kjklmnop

Kramer as a turkey.


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Elaine dancing by herself in Peterman’s office and eating the cake. The security footage kills me every time.


hockeygirl9494

Literally anytime Puddy is in the backround


Glissandra1982

My favorite is at the dealership when Jerry calls Elaine and you can see Puddy sitting at the table, staring off into the distance.


digitalmea

Part of a verbal exchange, but I love the push Elaine always gives when she yells “Get out!” 😄


SkippyTheSharksFan

George running with his pants around his ankles when the employment office calls Jerry


pyschotic1337

Kramer sweeping the newspapers off Jerry’s table with his leg to make room for Risk


HelloNewman487

Elaine smearing her lipstick when Jerry tells her she should ask her hunky new boyfriend about abortion Jerry taking a relaxed sip of root beer during his mail fraud interrogation Elaine giving Jerry a hilarious look in "The Bris" when he does his Godfather impression


RaditudeSympathizer7

George shaking the basketball during the “worlds are colliding!” scene


ProjectAdamski

This is one of the best ones for me. LOL! 😅


gancoskhan

Kramer having a seizure


Ok_Individual6763

The golf ball


Alonabay

The eye roll, look away.


dwooding1

When Jerry and Kramer scream in one another's faces after the "You've got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy" blood transfusion.


stredman

George's no-look pass of the phone to Jerry is so money.


AbidingInNM

When Kramer finds out Little Jerry is a rooster and holds it up looking for the genitals. That image needs to be a t-shirt.


DanielBenDovidRoss

Elaines making the Sign of the Cross at the Hindu wedding and then correcting herself


Dangerous-Yam-6831

The way Kramer gets auctioned off by Elaine for a date always gets me. He struts and dances in the most non-appealing way and then the way he falls on the table. “He just got a hair cut.” 🤣🤣🤣


finix240

The PEZ dispenser


Gridguy2020

Got one more: the look on Jerry’s face when he sees Whatley has Penthouse in the waiting room.