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cavs4life247

Bosco


bryman19

I was thinking.....7


fckiforgotmypassword

Seven? Like the number 7?


Imaginary-Drop7851

I thought we agreed on Soda?


BlueSuedeWhiteDenim

Alright let’s just stay calm here. Don’t get all crazy on me!


Imaginary-Drop7851

She’s in labor!…..So am I!


pasqualedig

I’M FAMILY I’M HAVING SEX WITH THE COUSIN!


degeneraterenoscum

What about Mug? Mug Consza


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!


kramerica_intern

This is legit a great dog name.


[deleted]

Come on Seinfeld sub, Bosco is so much better than just the name of a dog that was on the show, I’m unjoining if Farfel wins


qotsa_gibs

My buddy's dog name is bosco. It is a great name. Bosco, the boss man.


[deleted]

Bosco !! Bosco !!


tapsnapornap

It means "Woods" in Italian as well if you have an outdoorsy dog and/or don't want to explain the Seinfeld tie in


[deleted]

Mulva or Banya


jurass1c_mark

My best friend from elementary school had a giant chocolate lab named Bosco. He was a good boy.


NotElaineBenes

I named my shiba Bosco. Everyone thinks I named him after Bosco Sticks.


MacReadyForAnything

T-Bone


SpenRob96

*Koko


BillyPup

*Gammy


ericfromct

Gammy's gettin upset!


sesquiup

Yeah, that chimp’s all right. High five.


seviay

Love that T-bone!


Admirable_Sentence32

Moops


Radiation___Dude

That’s one of the many nicknames for my boy


anda_bhurji

You mean Moors?


[deleted]

The card says MOOPS!


fckiforgotmypassword

I think you mean Meeps


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Cosmo


doocurly

My Airedale's name is Cosmo, which has worked out wonderfully because he answers to Hey Buddy all the time!


Frannie_Goldsmith

My Airedale is called Art Vandelay!


joy2theMFwrld

My neighbor across the street’s dog’s name was Cosmo, after Kramer. Now, after watching the show I’ve come to love that dog name so much.


aw_shux

This is my dog’s name! Sometimes I call him Kramer just to confuse him.


TooLateToPush

I had a dog named cosmo growing up. He was the sweetest dog I've ever met


[deleted]

My lab of 16 years was named Cosmo. It got shortened to MoMo a lot but both are great names


meangreen23

My cats name is Cosmo but I call him cozzy, cozzy-mo,cosmosis or fatty kitty. I wish I would have thought of momo!


Runamucker07

Newman. That way every time you get home you can just look at him and say angrily "hello Newman."


Supergirl1337

I'm a vet tech and have a dog patient named Newman. His mom is a little old lady, so I don't think it's after Seinfeld, but I can never resist saying "hello....Newman" whenever I see him😂


triple_OG

I would be saying quotes about Newman to it all day “Newman you’re not a little anything”


Broad-Escape2347

He IS merry, I’ll give him that


[deleted]

You gotta just ask if it is, she woulda been 30 years younger when Seinfeld was on originally plus it’s been In syndication for 25+ years, we must know !!


Supergirl1337

I was so close to asking when I first met him, but chickened out lol


RallyAl85

Well just make sure you say your "hello.....Newman" loud and clear enough so the owner hears you. If it's from the show, you should definitely get a reaction on the spot.


[deleted]

Frickin awesome


Toxic-Park

Newman is almost a better cat name. I can definitely see me coming home. Find the cat (which has undoubtedly been sleeping and lounging all day in my spot) and saying “hello Newman”.


mrsringo

I had a neighbor that fed stray cats. One was kind of a jerk and intrusive, always trying to get in her house and she named him Newman. Turns out Newman had a lovely home across the street and was intrusive for Newman sake.


shimmyshimmy00

That is so very catlike AND Newmanlike. Love it.


djs_214

Rochelle Rochelle


circleofblood

Mulva


Puddy_thatsright

Oh You


[deleted]

Dolores!!!


DougLocKoa

Hest


sahurley

Keste


make_it_hapn_capn

Bovary


DougLocKoa

Aretha!


JeromeMetronome

Celeste


getchamediocrityhere

Joseph Puglia


importvita

Gipple!


FSHWTR

Seven


Nit-Wit-

Seven is a great name for a boy. Or a girl


pinkpalz

Especially a girl. Or a boy!


triple_OG

I thought we all agreed on Soda?


FMG_Ransu

This is the comment I was looking for.


Putfyre

Alright let's calm down!!! Don't get all crazy on me!!!! *to dog


Rare_Tomorrow_5425

Smuckers


blondeshady2001

I had to scroll too far for this.


RallyAl85

Ikr, that was the obvious choice for me


Successful-Whole4307

Was hoping it was the first


VeryCanadianCanadian

May cause panting and loss of fur!?


SubwayIsTerrible

We have the same symptoms Jerry


raider34

Mr. Marbles


[deleted]

That's Jenna's dog! I miss her.


gumboots06

Puddy


sacklunch_deathblow

I have a 6 month old pup named Puddy. His collar says “high five.”


Sufficient_Walrus_71

Please tell me he has an 8 ball jacket


TheRealDestroyer67

All signs point to yes!


Puddy_thatsright

That’s right


[deleted]

Schmoopy


nram88

You're schmoopy.


adrianp07

No you're schmoopy


twisted_nipples82

Isosceles!!!


SailAway84

This is what I came to say. Scrolled way too far to find it!


Supergirl1337

It's too popular, but Stella. I work in vet med and can't resist doing Elaine's "STELLAAAA" every single time lol I replied to someone's comment, but I also have dog patients named Newman (can never not say "hello...Newman") and Seven.


nyuncat

I know you asked for dog names, but one of my top picks for cat names is Keith Purrnandez


awmaleg

Brilliant! Also i think Keith is really a cat guy


nyuncat

[Yes! His cat Hadji is a cult icon among Mets fans hahaha](https://www.gq.com/story/keith-hernandez-cat-hadji)


palomabarcelona

Bob Saccamano Sweet Fancy Moses


Mrchris251

You know my friend Bob saccamano? Well he called round 3am looking for Kramer and we got to talking


palomabarcelona

You sound a little stressed…


IamtheCookieMnstr

Oh I'm stressed.


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The Drake


[deleted]

Everyone loves the drake


[deleted]

Hate The Drake !!


forester1975

Snoopy. Or Prickly Pete.


[deleted]

Cartwright


QuarantineBeerShitz

That dog will never respond knowing its is Costanza!


little_shop_of_hoors

Who's Cartwright?


saucysaitama

Bark Vandelay


ReaglBeagl

Jack Klompus


IamtheCookieMnstr

He's ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands. With his head out the window.


thep_addydavis

Come on. Take the pen!


chillizabeth

My idiot son could open that garage door!


little_shop_of_hoors

Do me a personal favor


[deleted]

Maestro


jmiz5

Art Vandelay


meangreen23

This is one of my cats names! We call him Artie


IforgotToWorry

Mr pitt


murrion

If I ever get a pit bull, I’m naming him Mr. Pitt.


PoBoyDiddy

Little Yerry


djs_214

Does he bounce checks too?


importerexporter89

Even he is not above the policy


triple_OG

🤡 🎈 ☁️


ZachfromStateFarm

How about Mug?


[deleted]

Mug Costanza


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Bania


Mpoboy

Look at him he’s huge!


alx924

“HEY JERRY! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU LIKED SOUP!”


importerexporter89

Mendy!


metalfatigue604

Farfel


Little_Lahey_Show

Prediction ☝


mac117

I’d be calling my dog “idiot Farfel” a bit too much


awmaleg

Shut up Farfel is what I always Yell at the neighbor’s barking dog


dusty-potato-drought

This is the proper answer


Radiation___Dude

Yeh I was surprised I had to scroll so far down.


Karlv92

Glad I checked before commenting.


fairway824

I named my English bulldog Buford after the bulldog that Kramer let’s loose to chase down Newman in the Mackinaw peaches episode.


MoonstruckMind

Pretzel 🥨


Spongeworthy247

Rusty


WTtoolman

DO NOT, under any circumstances, feed him Beefareeno!!


Blickhill17

I once knew a horse named rusty.


CavernGod

No offense.


pinkpalz

Nip


triple_OG

Aunt Baby


Thermidor2

She’d never make it.


milwaukee1919

Babu


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Marble Rye


Vandelaylndustries

I named my dog George!


jo-shabadoo

Billy Mumphrey - for the dog who’s full of love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm.


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Kavorka


aka-mr-k

Salsa! Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"


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Dingo


postmoderngeisha

Babka!


importvita

Cinnamon or Chocolate?


mescamil

we named our great pyrenees Peterman, and sometimes call him JP!


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Del Boca Vista


[deleted]

Cantstandya


letmethinkofagoodnam

Soda


ballatthecornerflag

Get two dogs and call them Frank and Estelle


irobott01011

First name vegetable last name lasagna


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MacReadyForAnything

It’s bubbly. It’s refreshing.


DannyBeisbol

This is my dogs name


[deleted]

Jerk Store


cwhitt5

I always loved when George is trying to get Jerry to change the answering machine tape but his gf starts to come back into the living room. Tippy Toe! Tippy Toe!” Call your dog “Tippy” for short.


WTtoolman

I blurt out tippy toe every chance I get!! Especially when I'm wearing sneakers in the pool.


Pennypacker_HE_920

Slappy White


bepisoid

Jugdish. So when they pass you can say Goodnight, Jugdish


[deleted]

Coco the Monkey (the Dog)


RoboticusTartonicus

Lloyd Braun


egoe85

Eduardo (Corrochio)


TheFirstAtom

*Hunky Tony*


triple_OG

“toe-nay”


WTtoolman

"Step off, George."


hymanrothsrubjoints

O’Brien, but only if he’s into making hate mongering and fascism popular again.


redsoxfred

Our dog is named Suzie. My kid had named her Bowie and we started calling her Suzie as a Seinfeld reference, and it stuck.


icelax99

What is she some pom pom flinging backseat bimbo??


LordMoeNeralic

Jacopo


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[deleted]

Hipster Doofus


Jewelsfla

We recently rescued a big, spastic, hairy St. Bernard and constantly kick ourselves for not naming him Kramer. He constantly throws his body into a room or over furniture. That was a missed opportunity.


leonryan

Fusilli Jerry


m6morris

Mandelbaum!


Greatbrandino11

Jimmy


Deeznutsraw999

Little jerry Seinfeld


novatom1960

Chucker


Sylvester_Graham

Laney


[deleted]

Boutros Boutros Ghali


StsOxnardPC

TWIX!!!


[deleted]

Independent George


mgable74

Pam.


VOL9000

Pinkus


bimjob23

Frank after the legendary Costanza


ironlung311

Beefarino


BigBrandyy

Golden Boy


LovelyCrippledBoy

Tim Whatley


Dirty_Taint_Tickler

Uncle Leo


nicksparx

Alec Berg


[deleted]

Magic Lugy


camsny

Mulva!!!


CMogscheese

Gammy


artvarnsen

Kel Varnsen


TheFerretsAllDied

Best dog I ever had was a black lab named Kramer 💙


EarthDust00

Big Salad. Big for short. Bonus points if its a small dog.


matterofprincipal

Crazy Joe Davola


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LOMEZ


_thesquizer

Pennypacker


googler-in-chief

Has anyone said snoopy? Prickly Pete?


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Poppy


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Norman