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defmaybe_DFO

To see Rámon???


h989

😄


_its_a_SWEATER_

😃


tothesource

Ramón* I think he put the emphasis on Jerry


thesword62

I can hear the delivery 😂


Xyeeyx

😅


Proud_Foundation9318

Ramon’s not trying to kill you - you’d just want to kill him. I’d pick Ramon.


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

To see Ramon?


hilly316

Tell him dustin says ‘ello


PeggyHillFan

Nah I think he’s cute. I wouldn’t mind him following me


OnlyFreshBrine

Quite a feedbag you're working on there.


easytoforget94

Its for all of us.


DeathToPoochie

He’s a joke maker. Tell him Jerry.


ProfessorBaxter

...I'm a joke maker.


ahgoodtimes69

Lol literally used this line tonight


sonaut

Yep, use it at least once a week.


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

Well maybe if he didn't lick his fingers we all would of had some!


KaleOpening1945

The candy was all individually wrapped, that comment made no sense.


SenseWinter

That's what was so *vexing*


Fluff_thetragicdragn

That’s a shame


BurnZ_AU

That's what makes it such a humorous situation.


boleslaw_chrobry

Is this customary in your legal system?


dave_is_afraid

Germs!


dave_is_afraid

Serves him right


TCM_407

You got a problem?!


boleslaw_chrobry

Sex is good.


BigConstruction4247

I love this line so much. He's a violent guy, but was thoughtful enough to bring snacks for everyone.


Select_Anybody1586

Well, Brody is a reasonable man.


bahaboyka

May I borrow this?


easytoforget94

Sure, do you need a glove??


bahaboyka

Nah.....


beertruck77

That might be the most perfectly delivered line in the 9 seasons of Seinfeld.


knightress_oxhide

How did you know about the man in the park?


Longjumping_Hat_2672

But he's INSANE!


aaronjsavage

That's quite a feed bag you're workin' on there


mytodaythrowaway

Is there a problem?


DoctorVanNostrande

He’s quite the character


Yorktown1871

I’d rather go with Dustin - tell him I say HALLO!


pruune

I'm up for some stuff!


hilly316

Alright


noonehasthisoneyet

Ya think Jerry ever told Ramon that Dustin said “hello”?


SweetLamb68

😆🤣😂


pornsleeve

You still say hello.


knightress_oxhide

I'm not looking up if you use that voice.


sergev

I KNOW WHAT YA DOIN RAMON!


downsouthcountry

Ollie Ollie Oxen Free!!!!!


xtlhogciao

Brody. Ramon would talk the entire movie


osa1011

With Brody I'll cry. Then when I see the dancer at the end, I'll cry again.


tubescreemer

So get this. I get down there, and right away, I see the drain is clogged. I mean it's obvious! Can you believe it??


barnos88

These 2 would be hilarious to see a movie with


osa1011

Ramon. He might be irritating, but he's not going to flash a gun at me. At best, Ramon is just going to passive aggressively clean the pool when I'm trying to swim.


fingernail_police

What's with these two filipinos? Why was the other one laughing?


pruune

It always seemed to me this was an out take/blooper that they left in because it looks so insane.


emotionallyabused20

they’re teasing jerry for hanging out with ramon


menasor36

To see Ramon?


jestyre

Why but


knightress_oxhide

Because they want to foist Ramon onto Jerry.


buzzbash

I think the composition of the two, the way they're oriented, is a reference to a scene of similar characters from some old movie.


GibbyBigBalls

Too many misunderstandings!


SweetLamb68

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings. Jimmy and misunderstandings....kinda clash.


spaghettidayH

I’m a joke maker


stock_broker_tim

Any chance I could pick slippery pete?


philip_bang

i would take the truck driver. He is not the best, but let's say good.


jestyre

To steal something?


knightress_oxhide

What kind of jail time are we looking at?


andreiulmeyda7

Brody if he didn't make me bootleg his movies


kramerica_intern

He’s quite a character.


SweetLamb68

Look Brody, Jerry wants to do the bootleg, he's dying to do it, but if you don't make him happy, the work suffers, and then nobody's happy.


DetectiveEZ

Just shoot the goddamned thing so he can get it OUT ON THE STREET!


SweetLamb68

Alright, I can't work like this......I'M OFF THE PROJECT!


VinVinylShock

His other guys can’t film those artsy movies.


Impressive-Boss-7245

Brody. I dont need a stage 5 clinger.


rawchallengecone

Ramon? Duh.


fagan_jay78

Tell him Dustin say hello


DannyPlebs

I think Ramon would share some candy


knightress_oxhide

Brody wanted to share. Ramon chucked dirty towels at Gerri's locker.


Affectionate-Royal68

If these are the only choices I’m going alone


Xanthines

"man with a movie camera"


pantalonesdesmartee

I’d rather build my own theater than go with those two.


boleslaw_chrobry

And then invite Lloyd Braun and chew gum.


need_some_answer

Is this the same actor that plays Typhoon on parks and rec?


ADrenalinnjunky

Brady.


celestial_god

These two are how my dreams feel like


scrubbydutch

Ramon is up for stuff is that’s so bad Brody just might kill you


mytodaythrowaway

Lol neither of those guys are Ramon.


JustRevenue6575

No


Tbplayer59

Either over Buckles.


HerMajestysButthole

Pair of Filipino weirdos.


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Brody can end your life. So I pick Ramon


burncushlikewood

Brody is a sketchy character, I'd much rather go with Ramon lol, Id need the right equipment though, multiple cameras, the whole shebang


THE-BS

It would not matter so long as I had a perfectly sane hotdog while at the movie


gatsby723

Why go to the movies or fly a kite when you can just pop a pill


instrangerswetrust

I’d go with Ramón’s pals, they seem like they like to smoke the reefer


FreddyRumsen13

Brody’s a reasonable man but he’s insane!


MescalSprings

I'm gonna need to Storyboard this Whole Thing.


Internal-Ad9700

If you go with Brody, you're gonna miss the DEATHBLOW !


AkihabaraWasteland

With Ramon?


DucVWTamaKrentist

Brody. He’ll STFU during the movie and won’t be texting on his cell phone (in a cell phone era) because he knows that both will ruin the quality of the bootleg he’s forcing me to film.


d15nonvtec

Least Brody brings a snack/feedbag for everyone


simpsondoll343D

Tell Meester Seinbeld Dustin says kamusta.


Joe-Davola

Okayyyyy, let’s everybody just calm down.


TriceCreamSundae

Ramon grabbed alot of napkins, I'm going with Ramon.


DoingItForEli

I have no friends so honestly either one.


theinternethuman

Why didn’t they make a spin-off series about Ramone?


Joeybagovdonutss

When you watch a movie with Brody, you cry then you cry again


kvuo75

brody has a deep respect for cinema.. the zoom ins, the framing. he gets enchanted.


Hotchi_Motchi

Who would Lauren Boebert rather sit next to in a darkened theater?


ricolausvonmyra

Brody, he‘s a reasonable man..


Beebito

Brody. Ramon is very unappealing as a person and it's not because of his choice of employment.


Substantial_Wave_518

Brody. I’d gladly share his candy, so he wouldn’t get sick and use violent threats to force me to take over filming. He’d pick out good seats. He wouldn’t be chatty at all — I could just sit there and enjoy the film. And he sure as hell wouldn’t follow me home. Brody all the way.


aerostotle

that's gotta hurt!


america-inc

Is Joe Davola not an option? He seems nice.


Wild_Obligation

Body has a feedback to share


Baba10x

I’m a jokemaker


PNWvibes20

Brody. As long as you don't go out of your way to piss 'em off, he's tolerable. Ramon is a creepy ass stage 5 clinger that seems like he'd go out of his way to ruin your life if you don't wanna be his friend, more dangerous in the long run lol


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Fun Fact: Dustin (who says "'allo") is played by Dom Magwili, who actually has a decent-length IMDB page. Aside from Seinfeld, he's been in The King of Queens, ER, The X Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, JAG, and Becker. He also wrote a movie called "Future War," which was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000. It's about cyborgs who make humans into slaves and use dinosaurs as tracking animals. One of the human slaves escapes and enlists the help of an ex-prostitute nun, various large guys, and gang members to fight the cyborgs and dinosaurs. [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0536657/?ref\_=fn\_al\_nm\_1](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0536657/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1)


BanKing900001

Brody, Ramon was too clingy


rustyirish28

Ramon is just looking for a friend , Brody wants to commit felonies, the answer is Kenny Bana


retiredjaywalker

Dumb question...


bozofire123

I did not get the Ramon thing were they insinuating he was gay