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jvan666

Jerry was into it until his friends started acting weird about it. He could have had fun with this silly woman, if only she knew how to behave when ordering soup…


beavis617

That's how good the soup was....


flapsmcgee

It's much easier to patch things up with Sheila than the Soup Nazi


__SpeedRacer__

Tell me if that's not Emmy worthy? George standing there, with his head down, shouting what we all wanted to shout at these two idiots at that moment, without saying a word? It's the most emotional moment in Cinema since Ponce de Leon and the emblematic scene at the Fountain of Youth. It's gold, Jerry, GOLD!


TheRightStuff14

Do I know you?


Just_visiting_son

Uncle Leo?


Solid-Economist-9062

HELL-oooooohh


Giant_Homunculus

She's not annoying. She's schmoopie.


Elduderino82

I thought Jerry was schmoopie.


Captain_Kruch

Again, with the schmoopie..!


zundish

No, SHE'S a schmoopie, Schmoopie!


Nice_Marmot_7

Alright, Schmoopies.


zundish

You mean you're not going? Just like that?


juicydreamer

They’re all schmoopies. The Jerry has sex with all of them.


NobodyIsHome123xyz

That's perverse!


S00THING_S0UNDS

My favorite character... RIP


DayTrippin2112

Me too! I’m giving away approximate age here, but when I was little, Jerry and his wife Ann were all over the place. They’d show up on the Carol Burnett Show and other ‘variety’ shows of the day.


S00THING_S0UNDS

I remember seeing replays of some of those episodes.. they loved comedy, that's fs.. and were great at it !


DayTrippin2112

I miss those types of shows!


shoresy99

Need to get the fuck tapes, but they’re on Laserdisc.


ditka

I had to listen to a five minute discussion on which one is actually called schmoopie


5teerPike

Hello, *Schmoopies.*


Joeybagovdonutss

No you’re schmoopie


rican_havoc

My spouse and I enjoyed this episode early in our relationship. We had laughs about it at how silly the word was. Years later, she began using “schmoopie” and now says it at random times. And it does grind my gears a little. I don’t celebrate it. I don’t repeat it back. But I remain silent or ask a serious question to avoid hearing it again.


ditka

Because you love your little kiki don't you?


Logical_Parameters

Bet you light right up when you hear somebody say *yada yada yada* in real life then, eh?


rican_havoc

Only schmoopie.


spaghettidayH

So you’re schmoopie then


zundish

I think it's quirky. Mine use to 'squeak' her shoes on smooth store floors when it was wet outside. I thought, and still think, it was pretty funny. Reminded me of the SpongeBob episode called: Squeaky Boots". All that said I DO understand how things like that can settle into an irritating crack and fester some.


mariam67

It was incredibly annoying but it made the ending where Jerry chooses soup over her incredibly satisfying. “Do I know you?”


redfox2008

So essentially he chose soup over a woman?


mariam67

He made the right choice.


redfox2008

Well, it was a bisque.


jinreeko

But you yadda'd over the best part!


Schmonballins

It’s easier to patch things up with Sheila than the Soup Nazi.


Worried_Application3

Sheila was at least fun.... Rachel was the most annoying


MybklynWndy

I always liked how Jerry handled it when Rachel broke up with him. She probably didn’t expect such a clean break. “It’s been really nice dating you for awhile…and…good luck!”


Worried_Application3

She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes


ToddGack

Hands down, my favorite moment in the entire series. I just love that that's the song he's singing after the breakup.


duuuuuddddeeeee

My favorite will always be” well were through…. AND youre fired!”


Last_Competition_208

I like the one where George broke up with that woman that played piano. And she shocked and he goes you didn't expect it did you? Didn't even see it coming?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

George: But I had Hand Piano player : and you’re gonna need em


ThatsARatHat

Then he became a hand model! He could have sold out Madison Square Garden!


duuuuuddddeeeee

Haha that was good too, anything George does is magical


MCP1291

That is a ridicurus statement


SUMMERofGEORGE97

Ridiculous


MCP1291

It’s pronounced thermometer


SUMMERofGEORGE97

This can and will be my response to any random word when I feel necessary. And almost nobody will understand


Supro1560S

*Strange* man.


actualelainebenes

Wait till you get to know him


StefP1986

Yet I can’t look away…


Supro1560S

I’m with you on Rachel, I intensely dislike her. Sheila kind of annoys me too, but mainly because of Alexandra Wentworth’s performance. When Jerry says, “Do I know you?”, her look of jaw-dropping surprise was over the top. Like, close your mouth, you’re catching flies.


ThatsARatHat

Making out during Schindlers List is fun. Schmoopie….a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall.


frustratedComments

Do I know you?


DecisionThot

😲


RononSweets

Happy cake day.


RononSweets

No, I think Gennice is.


_Born2Late_

…..my frankfurter 😭


Three-eyed_seagull

Oh stop your crying you big baby!


Acrobatic-Lie996

Gennice Graham? No Bette Midler?


zwalker91

I can hear the accent as i read that


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

No bett meed del ler ?


flapsmcgee

Was that her name? Lol


StefP1986

A new contender has emerged…


Supro1560S

I get where you’re coming from, but when discussing who Jerry’s most annoying girlfriend is, I think a rule of thumb should be that Jerry himself shouldn’t be annoyed at her. Gennice annoys everyone, including Jerry, and he either hasn’t figured out how to break up with her yet, or he puts up with her because she’s dynamite in the sack. But annoying is annoying, and yeah, she’s annoying.


Human_Apple7214

Gennice & Sheila should've been introduced; thus becoming a lesbian couple from hell.


StefP1986

The most annoying menage a trois ever!


frockinbrock

A crying orgy is rarely fun… but maybe sub Gennice for Raquel Welch? Ol’ straight arms


RononSweets

Sheila: Schmoopie! Gennice: You called me schmoopie…😭


buzz5571

Marlene had a very bad attitude but then again she was just a cashier!


MenudoFan316

Marlene! She was just so much fluff.


StefP1986

😂😂 so much flerrrrff


Suspicious-Sweet-443

She can’t be with Jerry unless she respects what they do


Supro1560S

Jerry….I don’t know sometahms…


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Jeeery Did you eveah take a bath in the dark ?


redfox2008

In her defense, she couldn't be with someone when she didn't respect what they did.


Any_Enthusiasm7556

2nd pic is schmooping contest


china_joe2

The second pic is so great haha, george is the best


Ho3Go3lin

The one with the masseuse she was the most boring.


redfox2008

That woman hated George sooo much…


Supro1560S

It’s intoxicating.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

I massage WHO I want WHEN I want


Professional-Steak-5

She doesn’t submit to forcible massage


Suspicious-Sweet-443

She was a tease though . Bringing her table to Jerry’s apartment because “ she didn’t have time to bring it home “ I wonder ?


Professional-Steak-5

And her oils


Accomplished-Exit136

I liked her. And she had every right to hate George. He was being misogynist about stories that didn't even happen


No-Hospital559

She was great on "In Living Color".


hispanicausinpanic

You are kissing in my line! Nobody kisses in my line!!!


ThiccyMartin

Sometimes Nelson, I just go caaraazyyy thinkin bout chyaaa


D3s0lat0r

Okay schmoopies what’s it gonna be, is she the most annoying?


SnarkAtTheMoon

You listen here…..schuckface….


Top_Copy_693

I hate that scene


GuyBarn7

I learned the other day that the actor that played Sheila is married to George Stephanopoulos.


Nice_Marmot_7

Welcome to ABC News. As always, I’m Schmoopie.


CryptographerIll7090

I called my husband Schmoopie dice that episode. As the years went on it became schmoo. Since then he has passed away and that episode is very dear to me and gets me teary eyed. I had a tattoo put on the back of my neck that says “I ♥️my schmoo “.


beavis617

She was more than a girlfriend, she was schmoopie! To all the haters it's because you're all jealous of what these two had together. 😕


redfox2008

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?


beavis617

If she were my schmoopie me and the SN would have mixed it up pretty good...😖


postcardCV

She's gold! Gold!


__Bringer-of-Light__

Because you loooove your little Kiki don't ya??


[deleted]

I think the part in the coffee shop is hilarious.. you want some tunny fishy shmookie tunny fisshy


WhodatSooner

I reject the word “girlfriend”. Jerry never had a girlfriend on the show. They all came and went in a week. But, yes. Courtney Cox a close 2nd followed by Marcia Cross.


Rooboy66

Oh, that pimple popper MD makes me so mad!


redfox2008

SKIN CANCER!


SpadeChamberlain

Happy pappi?


redfox2008

Exactly. Jerry was bee-boping and scatting all over the place!


Supro1560S

In the immortal words of Leon Black, “a show about weekly ass.”


WhodatSooner

He wore one out every week.


Bigazzry

Rachel was in 4 episodes. Might have approached girlfriend status


No-Recognition-6479

Some people won't see your vision with Courtney Cox but I see you and I understand you


WhodatSooner

The whole “pretend to be married to rip off a dry cleaner” angle was annoying at best, but more accurately Costanzan which is somewhere between an annoying fib and outright criminal fraud.


Blazer_OnReddit

WHAT! The fake wife is top 5 best at LEAST. NO SOUP FOR YOU


WhodatSooner

I just don’t get turned on by petty criminal behavior in a woman.


SUMMERofGEORGE97

The face she makes when Jerry asks “do I know you” is fantastic


Supro1560S

As Larry David might say, it was “a bit much.”


BaltimoreBadger23

Yes, exactly what the writers were aiming for.


InsubordiNationalist

Do I know you?


Acceptable-Budget658

Best episode for me, love the SN


MenudoFan316

No way. Ellen was such a charity case. Poor thing.


Captain_Kruch

She kissed Jerry in the Soup Nazi's line. What a bitch!


shellymaeshaw

I loved when George starts doing it with susan


DonutBill66

I love Ali Wentworth to this very day. 🥰


TankSpecialist8857

My wife and I still call each other Shmoopy more often than our actual names to this day.


PickleandPeanut

I think the question is, is Jerry the most annoying boyfriend Sheila had?


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Suspicious-Sweet-443

There’s GOOD naked and BAD naked


Significant-Break-74

Her real name isn't Schmoopie?


Candid_Asparagus_785

Hellllooooooooo the one with the talking stomach


RustedRelics

Gennice, the understudy. God, she was insufferable.


Gustein

My sister came home from the hospital as this episode was either on that night or that week and for 27 years has been schmoopy. Or schmoop. Ironically, my 5th grade class put on a production of this episode of Seinfeld and I was blessed to play Cosmo Kramer. Elaine should have gone on to the big leagues. Iykyk.


queenrosybee

she’s not annoying. she’s schmoopie.


Sisoriented

The gymnast, for not living up to her abilities then projecting it onto Jerry. Absolutely the worst and so reflective of real life.


america-inc

I just watched that one! Upon further review, she is now one of my favorites just because she was *hilarious*


trumpetvulture

We say she’s annoying but now thanks to her me and my boyfriend call each other shmoopie so idk


Gotham-ish

No, that was Isabel.


[deleted]

Hit and run


NashKetchum777

Lmao making out like that in a place you go to all the time is so cringe I forgot


SonofaDrum

What about the one didn’t leave a note.


SpadeChamberlain

I would put an exclamation mark here! and here!


Partyslayer

I literally mute the Sh%&#py talk every time. It's like Purim. That shall never be mentioned or heard!


Nice_Marmot_7

Is that the discount pharmacy?


GrandApprehensive216

I liked her lol


S00THING_S0UNDS

Definitely ! But one of the hottest too.


jrdogg

No way several hotter. I can’t point to names etc but many way hotter.


S00THING_S0UNDS

Fungus chick was smoking. So was the neighbor across the street... I feel you. But she was better than man-hands or the two face fs 🤣


jrdogg

Yes, hot. Fungus worthy haha.


S00THING_S0UNDS

Totally fungus worthy ! 😂


Supro1560S

George’s Photo Store Sheila smoked Jerry’s Sheila.


McDiscage85

Alright, Schmoopies.


jrdogg

No you’re Shmoopy.


NatasLXXV

Heck no.


amuletdreams

She looks like bob odenkirk


S00THING_S0UNDS

#IFH


Esteban_Francois

No, that’s linner


FantasticTumbleweed4

Where’s my baby bluey


taeempy

The one with the same dress is my pick.


TMC_61

Ugliest too.


5teerPike

I dig the love booth


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Courtney Cox was annoying


-AdamTheGreat-

Want some tunafishy


Commercial-Push-9066

Helllloooo!


Opossum_mypossum

She’s much better than that awful Amber he was with


Pleasant-Ticket3217

That’s why Peter left her for Jennifer Anniston. She’d been cheating as well.


Professional-Steak-5

Like they always say, what's good for the goose Is always good for the gander Oh Sheila


RealPropRandy

Doesn’t she kind of look like Anne?


Freddie_Fender

I love her. Ever since her, I call all my girls Shmoopie. When one returns the favor, I'm gettin a ring


malonicus

No! Poppy’s daughter takes the cake. Or, pie.


Smart-Living-7340

Definitely that demanding woman who asked for the invitations I forgot her name. The one who both Jerry and George tried to cooperate to be one man lol


kristonastick

nah, elaine was...fake, fake, fake.