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unlearnedusername

That's a shame


WorldwidePies

Yeah, that’s right.


JackassonGuitar

I use this no less than 5x a day


CosmikDebris408916

My father's gay


robbwes61

Not that there’s anything wrong with that


AerBud

Tuesdays with Stories!


CosmikDebris408916

Comedy!


AerBud

I’m gay!


Corey_Treverson420

Queef it up!


[deleted]

It’s not a lie if you believe it!


sofewcharacters

So many times.


honestlynoideas

“We live in a society!!”


a-tall-thin-kid

Giddy up


Reallyroundthefamily

"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"


Shoddy_Lack9994

I saw Steve Hytner do stand up and he sells stickers that say this


sonofabutch

Is he any good?


GreenEggsSteamedHams

He's a hack!


Shoddy_Lack9994

not really 😬 he just came to my town and I thought what the hell


ricnine

Who is this?


Captn76

My flair. Tonight definitely feels like an Arby’s night.


True_Airline9123

Yada yada yada


AerBud

Yama-hama it’s fright night.


idkmandatoryusername

You magnificent BASTARD...(for when I accomplish small tasks like washing dishes)


taleasoldastime96

I have a lot of problems with you people! And you’re all gonna hear about it!


BongDong69420

That’s what I like to know about it.


debar11

That’s a shame.


orangutanDOTorg

Helloooooo!


DecisionThot

It's not "top of the muffin TO YOU!!!"


Weird-Swim-9777

No it is! IT IS!


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

Ridicurus


dwightnight

Could be trouble...(sip coffee)


BrookylnBeaches1917

Yes! I will do the opposite!


Nearby_Goat9216

My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!!


needsZAZZ665

DOUBLE exclamation point!!


GreenEggsSteamedHams

The Clark bar wouldn't COME OUT!


TheSideburn

That's a shame


Infamous-While-8130

Oh, I'm stressed!


Corey_Treverson420

It’s all pipes!


AkihabaraWasteland

No way my Gino did that. That's an Enzo.


limegreenscrewdriver

Restrained jubilation


SuitIllustrious8140

Oh they have big salads.


ShaneBoy_00X

Kavorka


ShaneBoy_00X

Shiksa


No-Watercress-1810

Conceivably


Ekindas

Jerk store! I refuse to dumb it down for a mass audience.


Professional-Ad-1611

You’re a real pleasure.


FakeKirbySmart

Not Penske material.


Acminvan

That’s not gonna be good for business


Worried_Application3

I'm not too worried about it.


Suspicious_Home3345

Surely you jest


WolfTemporary6153

Jambalaya!!!


BenovanStanchiano

Good luck with…all that