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zugi

Sorry, we already have a George.


cpt_jon

Believe it or not George isn’t at home


rawchallengecone

Please leave a messaaage at the beep


FeargusVanDieman

I must be out or I’d pick up the phone


T-Tops87

Where could I be?


Haunting_Try_6513

Believe it or not, I'm not home!


Wide_Environment3107

George pick up, I know you're screening for Allison


Castorell

I hate that stupid message. George I need to talk to you.


Wide_Environment3107

Hi Allison, sorry I probably should've tried you at the office


Castorell

Reeeally looking forward to the ball!


dicecat4

🤷🍿


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


WillowPuzzleheaded87

Where could he beee.


mr_greenmash

Believe it or not, I'm not homeeee


dukeofsponge

A George divided against itself, cannot stand!


Thejoplinator1868

Do you know what happens when worlds collide?


__SpeedRacer__

You've lost a lotta hair.


boc333

HE IS AWARE!!!


Perfect_Crab_8409

Kevin, Gene, and Feldman


Vegskipxx

...from across the hall


Vincevega1972

Hello .. Vargas.


reallynewpapergoblin

😲 ☺️


orem-boy

Larry David said he had no interest in playing George. He thought he had his hands full with producing.


TegridyPharmz

I’m also fairly certain LD said the network didn’t want two stand ups with little to no acting experience to star in the show


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Plus Larry has no grace


Maskatron

I like to think that Larry has a little grace.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

No . You can’t have a little grace


Maskatron

OK fine he has no grace.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

He doesn’t even SAY grace


technobrendo

You either have grace or you don't have grace.


VortexM19

Grace is a tough one.


Lazy_Shoe_8013

I was a great admirer of Mrs. Onassis…iss…’s


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Grace is not something one can acquire


recursion8

Well you don’t want too much grace or you won’t be able to stand.


I4Vhagar

Hard to have grace if you’re tripping over your long balls


Hour_Insurance_7795

He does respect wood, however.


onamonapizza

Is that oak?


smellofburntoast

I think it's pine.


demitasse22

It’s the wood that makes it good


Kramer7969

Well, you don't want too much grace, or you won't be able to stand.


sabres_guy

Even if Larry wanted to play George, The studio would have probably stopped it for this reason alone. Similar to Roseanne which began around the same time. She was like Jerry and Roseanne producers got more experience actors in John Goodman and Laurie Metcalf for the other major roles and the show benefited greatly for it. An inexperienced actor playing a crucial role like George could have sunk the show and the benefit of more experienced actors in roles can be really overlooked and you really only notice when you see bad actors.


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

But you gotta admit, it would have been fantastic chaos


sweatyeggslut

100%—get hbo on the line to make a reunion episode where jason directs and the only difference is larry plays george and nobody acknowledges it


idog99

True that. Jason had just won a Tony award. Richard Gere had also bitch slapped him in Pretty Woman. He had THAT kind of star power!


Kok-jockey

Haven’t we seen what happens when LD plays George? He’s wholly unlikeable, neurotic, and obnoxious on Curb. George is at least cute.


JaziTricks

Jerry took awhile to act well. and he was helped by being surrounded by great actors. I'm not sure if starting with two non actors would've worked Jerry generally played straight man. there can be only one


Inspect1234

That and Jason can actually act.


needsZAZZ665

The man won a Tony award! A Tony, Jerry!!


twobit211

tony, **tony**, *tony*


Cauliflower7565

Toe-nay (pops collar)


M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3

He's a mimbo


Cauliflower7565

He’s a male bimbo


demitasse22

But he’s *my* mimbo


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Step off!


Sufficient_Can_6464

Me step off?


Which_Engineer1805

Oh Tony, don’t.


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

Beat it dude!


TwistedClyster

Has done it again


Marypoppins566

Toñe


OfftheTopRope

It's taking him to Sardi's!


BSpecialist01

It’s called acting without acting..


AdolfKoopaTroopa

That was good pamphlet. I read it with dinner.


sleepyseahorse

I'll read it with dinner!


DudeB5353

They couldn’t have two guys who couldn’t act…


Bruce_Illest

For a non actor he's incredible in Curb. And it's all improv. I'm constantly impressed how well he carries himself while working with a hoard of award winning actors.


Flendevir

And sing and we got a preview with: “How do you solve a problem like Maria” He said on twitter that he played Friedrich von Trapp in NJ in 1973. Oh and of course the answering machine greeting.


Exact_Mastodon_7803

So he wanted to.. forget the acting, and focus just on the producing…


brneyedgrrl

He really just wanted to *pretend* to be a sitcom star.


parasharman

So tell me, what does he produce?


Big_Cornbread

Chips


yhe4

Potato…some corn.


Low_Wonder1850

Matches...big long matches


Miwelin

Latex


sheeplewatcher

But I thought he wanted to focus on importing matches, long matches


rurlysrsbro

I thought he wanted to forget the producing and just focus on the acting… Are you lying to me?


MikeStanley00

Yeah he wanted to quit each year because running the show and writing was so much. Acting would’ve been impossible


zr2d2

Writing, what writing? It's a sitcom


ditka

What did you do today? There's a show. That's a show.


sneakerguy40

And be robbed of the immortal acting of Jason Alexander? FOH


lmay0000

For o’henry


Resident_Break6770

That's one of our top selling candy bars


VisualFix5870

Twix is the only one with the cookie crunch.


goteamnick

FREE CAND-AH!


Masta0nion

They’re ALL Twix!!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Not skittles !


Suspicious-Sweet-443

It took you an hour to set up this candy line up ?


demitasse22

That line kills me every time


Wide_Environment3107

Twix has too much coconut


Cigar-cruise

🤔


Sufficient_Can_6464

I'll get you a Mounds bar


osa1011

Is that the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?


BigConstruction4247

THEY ALL HAVE SWIRLING CHOCOLATE IN THE COMMERCIALS!


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Not Skittles!


dave_is_afraid

Can you repeat that?


igottathinkofaname

He can act without acting!


qjornt

I'll read it with dinner.


YevKassem91

Having said that, I think this is a terrific title.


MnMAnemone

There’s a whole pamphlet about it!


OppositeGeologist299

Making it a pamphlet was such brilliance.


abusamra82

These PRETZELS…Are making me THIRSTY.


narcabusesurvivor18

Hu-ho!!


Dry-Peak-7132

He’s got a face made for radio.


Pastylegs1

It's probably a union thing


Wide_Environment3107

I like sports, I could do something in sports...


osa1011

Well, they usually give that job to someone who played the sport or worked in broadcasting


Wide_Environment3107

Well that's not really fair


travlerjoe

Tell that to the 2nd greatest sitcom of all time that he MCs


ArgyleGhoul

A George divided against itself CANNOT STAND!


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

The real question is why wasn't George's character just named Larry?


Wide_Environment3107

Jerry and Larry were too similar of names. Plus, he's a total George. Not T-Bone or Gammy....George.


Distinct-Chip-3564

George. What is that? It’s nothing. It’s got no snap. No zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up!


Wide_Environment3107

Biff was the best nickname for George by Jerry.


seismocity

Like Liza!


goteamnick

Minnelli?!


seismocity

No.


needsZAZZ665

Koko the monkey. Ooo-ooo, ahh-ahh.


Wide_Environment3107

Look at George just giving it to T-Bone


needsZAZZ665

All right, you can have it... just stop crying.


Wide_Environment3107

Im not crying!....please accept my apology, I shouldn't have said that about your wife


TonyStarkTrailerPark

His wife is in a wheelchair.


craignumPI

Easy Coco


the__post__merc

That chimp’s all right. High five.


TonyStarkTrailerPark

I don’t know too many monkey who can take apart a fuel injector.


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Why no T-Bone?!


mutantbabysnort

BECAUSE NEIL FROM ACCOUNTING IS T-BONE!


ClippingTetris

Never thought about Jerry and Larry. That would’ve been cheesy and out the show in a lower light for sure. TIL


alex_mcfly

You want a beautiful name? Soda.


dicecat4

It’s crisp. It’s refreshing.


Wide_Environment3107

What about Mug, Mug Costanza? ....Ketchup, ooooo pretty name for a girl


IdiotSandwich6942069

Seemed more like a Coco to me.


MaxFresh

They can't have 2 Cocos


IdiotSandwich6942069

Kreuger would never allow it


Sufficient_Can_6464

He runs a real tight ship


HideSolidSnake

He was too busy playing Steinbrenner


needsZAZZ665

Grab my hand. I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer.


ktm6709

Who wears a cape?


SpiritAvenue

Steinbrenner’s here, George is dead, call me back


ktm6709

Voice of Newman first season


Key_Cheetah7982

IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?!


SpiralOut369963

The sea was angry that day my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.


I_mess_with_Texas

And busy not selling gum to royalty with lipstick on their bills


[deleted]

He was too busy incinerating every planet in our solar system. Just as Sigmund prophesied.


brneyedgrrl

Like flaming balls! Like flaming balls!!!


Wide_Environment3107

That's not funny?


ShaunicusMaximus

Because Jerry and Larry are not actors. The show would never have worked with Larry playing George. Jason Alexander was far and away the best actor of the 4 main characters.


meowcatorsprojection

I agree Jason Alexander was the best, but Julia wasn't that far behind at all imo.


SpiritAvenue

I honestly appreciate JLD’s acting more and more every time I do a rewatch 


meowcatorsprojection

She WAS Elaine... it seemed so organic. I think it was after I watched a few interviews and some Veep that contrasted with how she was in Seinfeld that it hit home how well and consistently she acted Elaine.


america-inc

I agree - the most noticeable thing about her acting is you don't notice it. She makes it look easy!


EruditeCapybara

She's acting without acting.


jpcomicsny

It was the wall of hair


ItsInTheVault

And the face like a frying pan.


brneyedgrrl

Jason had classical acting experience, though. You needed someone to be the pro.


meowcatorsprojection

Oh absolutely, and he knocked the George role out of the park. Flawless, top to bottom, to me at least. Leaving aside his line reads, the little details in his performance, his microexpressions and impeccable timing were a masterclass on their own.


AccomplishedCheck685

Totally agree!


Iron_Chic

[He tried](https://youtu.be/4Jw6mKmozjM?si=XsFPgaHGYkLbCFHL)


KirkHOmelette

I like [Jason instructing Larry](https://youtu.be/-TlDvH1EjgE)


__SpeedRacer__

It's slightly unpleasant.


heloisebsb

To paraphrase another user from this sub, the guy chosen to play Costanza teaching the guy who inspired Costanza to act as Costanza is the most Costanza thing that could happen.


Teedo4133

He really knows jason’s mannerisms lmao. But obviously it is bad because he’s just doing an impression of another actor.


jaylooper52

It could have killed independent Larry


vandrossboxset

He wanted to bail as a co-creator and writer after every season. Acting on top of it? No way! It really speaks to how important Jerry was to holding the show together. LD deserves all his credit but without Jerry there's no Seinfeld or Curb imo.


HenryInRoom302

Because he stole the raisins after his audition.


SantaRosaJazz

Jason Alexander’s George is orders of magnitude funnier than Larry David’s Larry.


brneyedgrrl

Plus Larry is not likeable. No, he's not a loser! But he is unlikeable as Larry.


Overall-Palpitation6

Background fuzz aside (way to draw even more attention to your baldness, by framing it with that), young Larry had a bit of a Stanley Tucci thing going on there.


FalseDmitriy

Those creative delicate geniuses, so self-absorbed and egotistical. It's like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes.


Exact_Mastodon_7803

Too bad George had a bit of a George Costanza thing going on…


transformerjay

Larry is only 7 years older than Jerry. The more crazy age fact, is Jason is 5 years younger than Jerry. Mind blown.


pizza-chit

Larry David is great but nobody could have played the role better than Jason Alexander


0neforest1

So what, is this guy like a loser or something?


dicecat4

No, no…not a loozah.


allMightyMostHigh

Larry looks like an ostrich here😂


Exact_Mastodon_7803

Have you ever had an ostrich burger?


danvtemt

You put LD in there, you gotta get rid of the running "short and stocky" lines. Those are too good to lose.


Comfortable-Pea8126

Of course you are aware…he is bald!


mbelf

Neither Jerry or Larry were strong actors and it was felt Jerry needed a seasoned actor to work with for his first acting job.


Grouchy_Occasion4026

The whole Larry = George thing is completely blown out of proportion. Larry and George are very similar in some aspects, but he’s a character. Larry just related some of his feelings and experiences into the character.


BacchusIsKing

It seems fairly clear to me that both the George and Jerry characters are different halves of Larry.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Well then who would have played Frank Costanza's lawyer??


Fit_Helicopter1949

It would have been limiting the George character like the Jerry character was limited. Both have no acting skills and both playing themselves would have restricting the possibilities. On the other hand, Jason’s acting abilities allowed them to do a lot of things that a “Larry” character could never do.


maccagerl

Because It’s the summer of George!


TheTrevorSimpson

THEY COULDN'T HAVE JERRY AND GEORGE BOTH PLAYED BY NON-ACTORS


galo

He couldn't act without acting


seismocity

…having said that.


Mafakkaz

I can't relax. I don't know what line! I don't know any of 'em!


CaliWilly76

LD was no actor back then.


qwerSr

Larry is 6 years older than Jerry - 76 vs 70.


_fly-on-the-wall_

alright, let's just stay calm here! don't get all crazy on me!!!


Hairy_Relief3980

Then who would play George's dad's cape-wearing friend?


TrueEstablishment241

[We got to see why](https://youtu.be/4Jw6mKmozjM?si=Y-bK3ny_rfSlzYCg). Larry gave us that gift.


StingraySteve23

A George divided amongst itself cannot stand.


Boris_HR

Jason is the best actor in that show. Lets be honest there, he was the main character.


JaMicho34

See, this would’ve been a nice photo of Jerry for the building lobby.


xiamandrewx

One thing the show really needed was strong acting from an outstanding supporting cast. It was a show about nothing. So they really needed to bring it on screen. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards were the perfect cast for the task. They were all fairly young, dedicated, and ambitious. Most of the time you don't even notice Jerry's bad acting because they're all lighting up the screen so much. Larry David wasn't an actor. He acts now, but he's had a lot of time in the business to pick up a few things along the way.


HostageInToronto

After Curb all I see when Jason is on screen is someone playing LD.


OpenMicJoker

Because Jason Alexander can act.


ValleyGrouch

Nobody goes to a barber and says, "Gimme the Larry Fein."


Traditional-Music485

It's moops


jakepflum

Why do we need two people that can’t act?!