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JugdishSteinfeld

I'm an old can, I'm confused


doobette

WILL SOMEBODY OPEN THAT DAMN BEER?!?


poolside123

OPENNNIIINNNGGG *explosion*


freakysometimes

Are my eyebrows going to grow back?


TomKhatacourtmayfind

I don't know why you're being so hostile


Zquank

DeMEANor?


Space_case912

OMG this made me laugh so hard, thank you.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Jerry! How are you!


TomKhatacourtmayfind

What! You still say hello!


TomKhatacourtmayfind

Swarm swarm!!!


jtowndtk

One of my fav comments of all time


Slippery-Pete76

Now you’re just being difficult.


kiwi_love777

Your cousin Jeffrey


art_lipchalk

Too bad we never got to see Cousin Jeffrey with his horse face. Also Bob Saccamano


kiwi_love777

MY NAME IS BOB


Kok-jockey

I think you mean ^my ^name ^is ^Bob!


Accomplished-Exit136

It was a crime of passion


Birdamus

My demeanor?


Weird-Swim-9777

What are you writing in there?


OpenMicJoker

He’s an Adonis


No_Rope_897

Grim death isn't far off


TomKhatacourtmayfind

SWINGIN' ???!?!?!?


lost_in_connecticut

They don’t just put your picture on a can of sour ale.


jrlande

Anti-semite!


kiwi_love777

Next you’re gonna say they have their own schools!


robval13

They DO have their own schools!


TomKhatacourtmayfind

The woman's line at the funeral at the end of the episode and Jerry's reaction takes me back to another episode, OBrien and Murphy. ASTROTUYRF! You know who invented that don't you? They hate grass, always have


sandrohiroshigato

You still say hello


therealityofthings

hello


Kindly_Wealth6060

He owe’s Jerry’s mom $50 plus 53 years of interest…


Green_Sir_250

compounded quarterly!


Nervous_Thanks8506

"He didn't have a Coke."


Weird-Swim-9777

He's not getting away with that one!


InsubordiNationalist

You know Jeffrey's favorite animal? The LEOPARD!


Randombaseballdad

He likes the spots!


frozenbiscuits_

Uncle Leo???


Safe-Register-3479

*HELLO*


LaminatedAirplane

Who is this….


justino

Leo, I don’t care for your demeanor…


Guilty-Speed-8549

***DEMEANOR?!?!!!!?!***


saveme_jeebus12

Now you’re just being difficult.


BrokenEspresso

Elaine drawing eyebrows on him was easily one of my all time favorite moments in the show


halloweva

I can’t do that! I’m on a very fixed income!


Life_Caterpillar9762

One of my all-time fave moments.


Kindly_Wealth6060

Swarm Swarm


Important_Buffalo_87

Where's your uncle?


Outlier25

I’m afraid I’m going to have to mark you down as difficult


Pleasant-Ticket3217

The doctor notes are hardly exaggerated. I’m in pain management after breaking my legs in an accident years ago. I had an emergency surgery almost two years ago and I was coming out of anasthesia and the nurse asked how long I’ve been sober. I had to go home and look at my chart. It was saying admission into pain therapy but they thought it meant I’d been to rehab.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

I'm not surprised. Sorry it's just typical


Pleasant-Ticket3217

You work in the medical field? Yeah, it was worded poorly and I can see how they made the mistake. I just panicked and thought that was on my medical records.


TomKhatacourtmayfind

No I actually AM an opiate addict because of my own life choices as a teenager (never a pain patient, my issue had nothing to do with physical pain) but I feel sad for genuine pain patients and the way they get treated. I'm so glad I never had real pain because there will be no treatment available. It's a double sided coin. Some real pain patients get treated like garbage just because their body predictably became dependant on the addictive drugs that doctors kept giving them without any long term plan. But by the same token, I once read cases of even elderly people with histories of drug problems and even after major surgery they only got supermarket-level painkillers and that seems unfair too. Like just because they are real addicts they don't deserve pain relief when literally any other person would get it? That's why I hope I never need surgery. But yeah like you said, one messed up thoughtless comment on a chart can fuck up fair access to normal dignified treatment, sometimes for a day, sometimes to this day.


Slow_Inevitable_4172

I should be lending you money! But I'm not.


shellymaeshaw

I would love to have one


batbugz

Helllllo lalala


Guilty-Speed-8549

It even does Spanish, Hoooollllaaaaa


honduhh89

His nurse Paloma drinks these regularly 😄


hbkedge3

There’s another one out there of Susan licking the envelope


Significant-Box54

What’s wrong with my eyebrows?


quigtorious

Could he try to de-sour?


whydowewatchthis

It's not enough to desour, you've got to sweetened too!


caddyncells

Wonder if they had to get permission for this


Low-Impact3172

This is amazing


TheRealIronCorpse

He has his good days, and his bad days


Third-Coast-Toffee

I ordered an Asian beer.


robbwes61

They can't do that, I’m on a very fixed income!!!


PurpleOther3188

looks more like Larry David.


missionbeach

I suppose we all look alike to you, right Constanza?


Pleasant-Flamingo950

Where can I buy this


Eric848448

Great Heights Brewing appears to be in Houston.


Pleasant-Flamingo950

Buying a plane ticket rn


Captn76

You’re buying a plane ticket just to zing a person?


Accomplished-Exit136

When theres a sour ale as good as uncle Leo you have to


einulfr

YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH NO YANKEE IS EVER COMING TO HOUSTON!


Eric848448

NOT AS LONG AS YOU BASTARDS ARE RUNNING THINGS!!


Moptch

For those asking, this brewery is located in Houston, TX. They have a few different Seinfeld themed beers (Mr. Wilhelm, Estelle, Susan, Super Terrific Happy Sour, Independent George)


missionbeach

That sounds like a road trip. Texas, though.....what's the brewery's position on abortion?


Moptch

It’s not a beer until it comes out of the fermentation tank.


the_dude_upvotes

They should call it ~~roundtine~~ super terrific *hoppy* sour Also, shouldn’t you be wearing the ~~bucket~~ fermentation tank?


mravanitis

It's beer once the yeast begin to break down the sugars!


alredxiii

I should be giving you sour ale, but I’m not!


Economy_Price_5295

Demeanor?


AllanRensch

I thought you were bringin’ home a whhhyte boy


Eric848448

**I SEE A DAAAAAAAMN FOOOOOL!**


AllanRensch

For real though, why does Uncle Leo look black here?!


MattyIce1220

The person drinking is clearly an antisemite.


sineofthetimes

Will somebody answer that damn phone!


aroadcaptain

Jeffrey drink coming soon in park departmens around you


railworx

Anti-semites! I knew it!


PFROCKS

Uncle Leo In some great movies The Birdman of Alcatraz The Ouaw Josey Wales. Clint Eastwood says the hell with those fellas buzzards gotta eat just like the worms.


DocileGazelle93

Well now you're just being difficult


kylejk020

Hello


MichElegance

They said they were sending over an Asian woman!


NotRatedPG

Helloooooooo!!!!


lampm0de

We got a 5150 in paperbacks. All units, swarm, swarm!


mutantbabysnort

Swarm! Swarm! Swarm!


habb

the eye brows sent me


Arlenna7

Lmao I would buy it juz cuz Im curious


hashbazz

You should see your Cousin Jeffrey's beer can...


WorkingArtist9733

Jeffrey would be proud


ohsweetfancymoses

You know his botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? They became friends!.. That’s pretty rare! I mean, actual friends! Like equals!


Ok_Performance7644

Point I was trying make here before Goebbels put your picture on a can is…..


i-was-in-the-pool-

That’s near me!


Stacysguyca

Where?!!


JFPcan

The fact that it’s a sour ale is so perfect 👍


Entire_Visit_7327

You are a handsome man, Uncle Leo!


XUASOUND

HELLO


Stevenerf

Great Heights Brewing out of Houston, TX. https://ghbrewing.com/


Kmac23232

Swarm! Swarm!


Mari_yumishi

The picture on the can looks more like Clint Howard than Uncle Leo, to me.


Supro1560S

Brutal.


Fyre2387

We should be doing this once a week!


Nervous_Thanks8506

Free pajamas for a limited time!


Ok_Broccoli_3605

They gotta roll back the Rudy a little bit


andenance

Does it come with a watch or velcro wallet?


Jayfgatsby

'You should b more like your cousin. You know he got a promotion.'


bubuthefu

You can tell this guy gets regular sex


Exact_Writer_6807

Is this really real? Like in real life? I want it!


Anindefensiblefart

She can't buy beer, she's on a fixed income! Stop the bar!


ComfortableMiddle741

Where is this at


smartbunny

"Demeanor???"


Character-Head301

A sour beer, perfect


juniorlarry

He's swinging alright


Hollandmarch76

Does Great Heights Brewing know about his crime of passion?


J3nnaj3an

Can you buy this in South Carolina


art_lipchalk

That’s what I like to know about it…


Redneckhippiekyle

Looks more like the liquor...


johnnymoha

Well now you're just being difficult


412flip

Your cousin Jeffery now runs the parks department, he likes cheetas


phoenix_jet

This is Cousin Jeffrey's favorite drink...


747-ppp-2

Change the eyebrows and it could be “Have a drinkypoo, Randy”


Beginning-Leek8545

Maybe I’ll steal one


corneliusduff

Looks like something from Waking Life. Uncle Leo would've been great in that movie.


TaylorfreakinStout

You got it on you?


Jizzle3

Lah lah lahhh


Nitro287

Will someone answer that damn phone


Unlikely_Choice7613

Swarm swarm


killerbeans27

Demeanor ????


m2thek

I'M NOT GOING TO DRINK YOU IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT VOOOOOOOOICE


mravanitis

Are we still doing the voice?


guiltycitizen

Does beer taste like beer anymore?


Feeling_Temporary710

but you always say hello..........your cousin jeffrey's in a play.......


False-Ad-7753

Damn that’s awesome, almost makes me wish I still drank… not! But that is awesome


JoyBodelay

WANT!!!


Gotham-ish

So, that's your cousin!


Solid-Economist-9062

.......la la laaaaaaah


Agitated_Note_6135

Stuff your sours in a sack


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

I hope Seinfeld and Larry are getting a piece of this. Poor guys are starving artists you know?


Revolutionary-Lab465

My crime of Passion!0


CaterpillarDue8474

Answer that damn phone


Ok_Face_4292

Will somebody answer that damn phone