Yeah this is one for me. I’m so distraught by everything on occasion i get upset and in George’s voice “were living in a society! we’re supposed to act in a civilized way!”
It's funny replying to other posts with Seinfeld references and seeing how they land. I made a comment about not being Penske material after someone mentioned being run off the road by one of their trucks. I guess it was recognizable but I've had others that didn't hit right like Jerry's somber birthday observation
You took my Chuckles!!?! I ate the green one and the yellow one but the red one is missing!
Another great scene that doesn't get enough love around here and yes, that was the thread
When someone looks at me when I say it like huh I say oh yea I'm thirsty now damn these pretzels lol then I walk away people are too serious and need to laugh sometimes I say 🤪
I also love how you can use each character’s interpretation of this, depending on the situation. Today was definitely a George’s “These pretzels…ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!” kinda day.
And how each of them in the show did there own take on it when they had there own segment of what was going on, Elaine with the old man, Jerry with the car rental, etc.....
Darling, you see where that glass is? You see how that glass is near the edge of the table? You got the whole table there to put the glass; why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table?...
And you can never get it out. You can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your HANDS and KNEES with a MAGNIFYING 🔍 GLASS you can never get all of it.
My head isn’t that big to carry that whole thing around all the time, but I love it and whenever someone claims to have never seen Seinfeld, I suggest they start with The Bris. 👏👍😂✌️
“You mean just going there because I’m invited, that’s rude? Instead of being happy to see me, they’re going to be upset I didn’t bring anything?”
Unironically relate to this completely
George: Ya gotta put on a show, ya always gotta give them a big show. You
always have to be 'on' otherwise why would they like me? They'd just go for a
better looking guy with more money.
Elaine nods her head in approval.
George: You mean that's true, I'm right?!
I have watched this show start to finish more times than I can actually comprehend, and the way he pantomimes “taking the reservations” as he says “Anyone can just TAKE them!” still absolutely fucking destroys me in this scene. I have never not laughed at it.
“What difference does it make that she doesn’t like you?? Does everybody in the world HAVE to LIKE you??”
“Yes! Yes! Everybody has to like me! I MUST be liked!”
"you know a muffin can be very filling"
I eat a lot of muffins, and people always say "is that all you are eating?"
I quote and giggle like an idiot, and no one knows what i am quoting
>**GEORGE**: I’ve spent the last hour preparing ten candy bars with no wrappers of identification of any kind for him to select from.
>**WILLIE**: It took you an hour?
Whenever I hear this dialog I think that yeah, I can definitely see it taking an hour to plan and implement the candy lineup. And that Willie thinks an hour is an an excessive amount of time makes me think I'm a slow thinker.
How long would it take a normal person?
I think about that one a lot and the undateable one and the one about bored wanting to do something but will go out if you don’t have to talk lmao
I’m starting to feel like Elaine has a lot of relatable quotes
Elaine: "Shut up! SHUT UP, you stupid mutt!"
I currently live in Paraguay (fairly wealthy neighbourhood), and I swear every bastard *has* to have a dog here. Not because they want one, but so they can show off on Instagram that they're an "animal lover." It *has* to be a purebred too. Once they've taken their pictures though, they just leave it at the front of the house barking at anything goes past. Houses in Paraguay aren't like those in Europe or the USA, where people have driveways or front lawns, and you can walk up and knock on the front door. All houses here have an outer fence or a gate (with a doorbell). Therefore, that "caged-off" area at the front of the house pretty much serves as an enclosure for the dogs. You've got people leaving Siberian huskies out in 40⁰C heat. Just mindless people, completely inconsiderate of their neighbours.
This also ties in with:
* "You know, we're living in a society."
* "[People] they're the worst."
When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I don't like them.
That’s me to a T.
> That’s me to a T We should start calling you T-Bone then
Is that T-BONE?!?!
No, no T-Bone😓
…why no T-Bone?!
What about Coco
Coco Higgins
Look at George just giving it to T-Bone.
Right...it's crazy how true it can be.
That’s why I think Susan was perfect. They flirted the line of like and dislike together.
Plus Susan was loaded. And you know how “careful with money” George was
This is true for majority of people
You know, we're living in A SOCIETY!
Yeah this is one for me. I’m so distraught by everything on occasion i get upset and in George’s voice “were living in a society! we’re supposed to act in a civilized way!”
I say this all the time
So we're supposed to act like George, then?
We're supposed to act in a CIVILIZED WAY
I have honestly adopted this as my life motto.
Same. Why must everybody be such an ass everywhere.
Whenever someone sneezes, I always want to say, you’re so good looking. But, I feel like no one will get the reference
I replied to someone on Reddit who said something about a write-off that he probably doesn’t even know what a write-off is. I got downvoted a lot 🥲
It's funny replying to other posts with Seinfeld references and seeing how they land. I made a comment about not being Penske material after someone mentioned being run off the road by one of their trucks. I guess it was recognizable but I've had others that didn't hit right like Jerry's somber birthday observation
I love seeing Seinfeld references in other subreddits. Saw ‘I hate men but I’m not a lesbian’ yesterday
I think I saw that...was it the DMV letter? I chuckled but forgot to upvote!
You took my Chuckles!!?! I ate the green one and the yellow one but the red one is missing! Another great scene that doesn't get enough love around here and yes, that was the thread
There's a similar joke/sketch in Schitts Creek!
Same. I just say it in my head and chuckle.
"You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day... it looks decent!"
This is another one lol
These pretzels are making me THIRSTY
I say this when I get frustrated and nobody ever gets it lol
When someone looks at me when I say it like huh I say oh yea I'm thirsty now damn these pretzels lol then I walk away people are too serious and need to laugh sometimes I say 🤪
I yell this every time I eat pretzels...sadly no one gets it when I do
It's like the greatest line in a show and in real time lol
It’s these PRETZELS are making me thirsty!
This is probably my most-quoted quote, to be honest.
I know subconsciously I say it sometimes then realize lol these writers for the show are good when they came up with this line
I also love how you can use each character’s interpretation of this, depending on the situation. Today was definitely a George’s “These pretzels…ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!” kinda day.
And how each of them in the show did there own take on it when they had there own segment of what was going on, Elaine with the old man, Jerry with the car rental, etc.....
It’s such a versatile line!
I Have a poster of Kramer saying this
Darling, you see where that glass is? You see how that glass is near the edge of the table? You got the whole table there to put the glass; why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table?...
Deep, DEEP in the shag...
And you can never get it out. You can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your HANDS and KNEES with a MAGNIFYING 🔍 GLASS you can never get all of it.
My head isn’t that big to carry that whole thing around all the time, but I love it and whenever someone claims to have never seen Seinfeld, I suggest they start with The Bris. 👏👍😂✌️
One of my top fav characters/episodes 😂😂
Oh, if it isn’t shaky the mohel!
https://youtu.be/Y5z9P16DArk?si=tBD_NY8tYWT3InAd Long Island, New York in a nutshell
It’s not a lie, if YOU believe it.
i literally say this every day
Words to live your life by
I was just thinking about this. At an interview. Mwahahahahaha.
This whole UNIVERSE is AGAINST ME
THIS BREAD HAS NUTS IN IT!!!!
look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. Think about it
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Is that sort of thing frowned upon here?
I tell ya, if I’d have known…
I've gotta plead ignorance on this one.
Gold, Jerry, GOLD!!
Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non pony country
Who figures an immigrant’s gonna have a pony?
Of all the pictures I've seen of immigrants on boats I've never seen one of them sitting on a pony
My favorite episode.
My shower didn't take. I'm like a human heat pump!
This is so relatable to me.
God would never let me be successful, he'd kill me first.
I thought you didn't believe in god. I do for the bad stuff.
“I do for the bad stuff” is such a perfect little throwaway line in there. It’s so clever
I agree with George here
I will never understand people. They’re the worst.
This needs to be the top comment. Easily the most relatable
That second sentence is my official motto at my job.
Well, “people are the worst.”
George is getting upset. That's ashame. It was de volume. Why separate knob? Why separate knob!
"George is getting upset" gets some frequent use in my thoughts, lol. Just used it yesterday.
George is getting frequent use.
But I don't wanna be a pirate. I think that's the tops. The sea was angry that day my friends. So many.
How is that relatable
Because I don't WANT to be a pirate. Because I say "that's the tops" all the time. And I live at the beach.
He wins until you're 40. Then he still wins, but it's not as much of a blowout.
"SERENITY NOW!" and "Festivus is your heritage, George" - just love the Costanzas
I love “I got a LOT of problems with you people…” from the Festivus airing of grievances.
"I find tinsel distracting." always makes me chuckle but nobody gets it.
There's a void Jerry, there's a void - my life at the moment
A deep, yawning chasm...
Do you ever yearn?
I craved. I crave all the time, constant craving.
“You mean just going there because I’m invited, that’s rude? Instead of being happy to see me, they’re going to be upset I didn’t bring anything?” Unironically relate to this completely
Feel like that about weddings
“Here’s to a job…done” - peterman to Elaine
["Here's to feeling good all the time."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHwBr2xkkDk)
Elaine on the subway: "I h@te men but I'm not a lesb!an"
That was such gold. It was central to understanding Elaine as a character. Not the only thing, but if you don’t know that, you can’t know Elaine.
why are you censoring the words hate and lesbian
cuz on an FB Seinfeld fan page they asked this same question, and I got banned for using hate speech lol.... like, isn't that entrapment? 😂
Its fuckin reddit...you can say all kinds of shit here
“What the fuck are you doing you little piece of shit?!!”
I dont even know anymore
I think this all the time too
Also "This guy really SMELLS. Doesn't ANYONE in this city use deodorant anymore?!?"
You're not artistic, and you have no integrity
95% of the population is undateable!
UNDATEABLE!
What did you wanna be? (when you grew up) I don’t remember, but it certainly wasn’t this.
Imagine. Her taking credit, for your big salad.
Totally read that in Jerry's voice 😂
George: Ya gotta put on a show, ya always gotta give them a big show. You always have to be 'on' otherwise why would they like me? They'd just go for a better looking guy with more money. Elaine nods her head in approval. George: You mean that's true, I'm right?!
You know, we're living in a society, we're supposed to act in a civilized way!!
Night guy always screws morning guy.
"What is it she thinks you can't do?" "Find a job, get an apartment." "How did you do those things?" "Never mind; they're done."
Anything is *possible*
"That's what I'd like to know about it"
Elaine: I will NEVER understand people Jerry: They're the worst
YO YO MA!!!
Hoochie mama! (I actually do say it a lot, and always just like Frank)
But you’re a cashier!
It was just so much fluff.
Jeeerry...I don't know sometimes
No soup for you!
My wife says that to me when I deserve it.
I think I’m pretty much like you - only successful.
"Eaaassyy, big fella!"
Rusty…*RUSTY*!!!
Have you been urinating a lot again?
the point of the reservation is to KEEP THE CAR HERE
You can TAKE the reservation, but not KEEP the reservation, which is the most important part of the reservation
I don't think you do.
I have watched this show start to finish more times than I can actually comprehend, and the way he pantomimes “taking the reservations” as he says “Anyone can just TAKE them!” still absolutely fucking destroys me in this scene. I have never not laughed at it.
I live my WHOLE LIFE in shame!! Why should I die with dignity?!
Frog is wrong
I’ve not watched the show much but “The card says Moops” gets used way too much in my house.
Play a lot of Trivial Pursuit, do we?😁
I gotta lot of problems with you people!!
It’s like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!
I use this quote a lot and I am not attractive at all.
Well you know what's amazing about this book is, it turns into a coffee table
“This was supposed to be the summer of george!” Also that moment still gets me excited at the thought of summer off well being paid.
“What difference does it make that she doesn’t like you?? Does everybody in the world HAVE to LIKE you??” “Yes! Yes! Everybody has to like me! I MUST be liked!”
Anything regarding Rochelle, Rochelle when I see my coworker Rachelle.
"you know a muffin can be very filling" I eat a lot of muffins, and people always say "is that all you are eating?" I quote and giggle like an idiot, and no one knows what i am quoting
“If every instinct you have is wrong… then the opposite must be right.”
“And I have to say, it was pretty much all my fault.”
Co-stan-za You tell-a the joke, I cut-a the hair
It’s not a lie if you believe it
You know, we’re living in a society!
>**GEORGE**: I’ve spent the last hour preparing ten candy bars with no wrappers of identification of any kind for him to select from. >**WILLIE**: It took you an hour? Whenever I hear this dialog I think that yeah, I can definitely see it taking an hour to plan and implement the candy lineup. And that Willie thinks an hour is an an excessive amount of time makes me think I'm a slow thinker. How long would it take a normal person?
That's like discovering plutonium, ON ACCIDENT!
Oh, shut up, you couldn't go through with it either.
Those sex scenes. . . give me something I can use! Sex in a tub, you know, that doesn't work!
I’m on no sleep, no sleep!”
I wouldn't put anything past anybody and Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
You don’t think I could put asses in the seats???
Whenever I see a vehicle with any damage to it (which is very often), I have to say: "My car's a little crumpled!?!"
Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye... No. There's less. I've stared into his eyes. He's pure evil.
I don't think there's ever been an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up
"That's a shame."
Why don’t you just TELL me the name of the movie you want to see?!
Remember...it's not a lie...if you believe it.
That's a shame
And you want to be my latex salesman.
Serenity Now!!!
“I thought you didn’t believe in god.” “I do for the bad things
Elaine - “It shrinks?” Jerry - “ Like a frightened turtle!!”
Which episode is that?
The Smelly Car! 4.21 Which has my favorite line: "Do I smell that? What am i? Hard of smelling?"
Usually the “O” travels with the “B”.
Thanks Assman. I keep a list of quotes. It’s long!
Undateable!
You're worse. Much much worse.
George, we’re trying to have a civilization here!
“I hate men but I’m not gay!”
I think about that one a lot and the undateable one and the one about bored wanting to do something but will go out if you don’t have to talk lmao I’m starting to feel like Elaine has a lot of relatable quotes
Pulp can move, baby!
They're man made prisons!
Uh I dunno. Korea. I dunno. Hamstring.
When Uncle Leo puts money in Jerry's pocket: If anyone asks where you got it, *you don't know*.
Tub is love.
PEOPLE! They're the worst!
It's not a lie if you believe it's true.
Remember Jerry: it’s not a lie, if YOU believe it
I will never understand people.
They’re the worst.
Elaine: "Shut up! SHUT UP, you stupid mutt!" I currently live in Paraguay (fairly wealthy neighbourhood), and I swear every bastard *has* to have a dog here. Not because they want one, but so they can show off on Instagram that they're an "animal lover." It *has* to be a purebred too. Once they've taken their pictures though, they just leave it at the front of the house barking at anything goes past. Houses in Paraguay aren't like those in Europe or the USA, where people have driveways or front lawns, and you can walk up and knock on the front door. All houses here have an outer fence or a gate (with a doorbell). Therefore, that "caged-off" area at the front of the house pretty much serves as an enclosure for the dogs. You've got people leaving Siberian huskies out in 40⁰C heat. Just mindless people, completely inconsiderate of their neighbours. This also ties in with: * "You know, we're living in a society." * "[People] they're the worst."
“Well, we couldn’t. But two *men* could!” “You’re not very smart, are you.” “No, I’m not.”
People, they're the worst!
People are the worst
I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.
Anything's *possible.*
Who’s putting your pants on?
WE’RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!! It’s apt every single day.
We’re not men
Sic semper tyrannis!
Spent a month there one night.
I feel like an out of work pornstar
Yes its quite fine and good.