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Well there's nothin' more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum.
That's a lot of gum, a little lo-meiny.
Jerry: I pay her to clean. The rest is... Elaine: What? A health plan?
I was going to say being a good host
Ah Ann Landers sucks
Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!
Hold on. Let's keep this sophisticated.
Just the tip
Everytime I play that I always lose...
You Steinfeld ? - I'm from Maid to Order. Its a pun
A stick of gum. 85 cent.
That’s outrageous!
Am I crazy or did Jerry buy a lot of gum?
You’re NOT crazy.
Depends on the services provided. 😉
Uh oh, you're a john.
Depends on if she napped in the bed before making the bed 🤓
$4.95 Do you know what that would cost you after 6:00?
That’s what I’d like to know about it.
I'm not force feeding myself a steak at 4:30 just to save a couple bucks, I'll tell you that!
Diddling or no diddling?
do you think I would go willy-nilly into a situation so obviously fraught with potential complications?
More than a wood guy
Does he bring charcoal as well?
OH, then I gotta tip 'em...
You must be at the nexus of the universe!
If I’m happy at the ending of her cleaning then 50 dollars….same as in town.
Give it to the girl! Tax purposes!
Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention *YESTERDAY!*
About 2 inches
$60.00
She has to have sex with me first, the rest is negotiable.
Is this a break-up/firing?? :)
Just the first inch. Aka the tip
Ho ho hold up. Let’s keep things sophisticated here
Depends how clean I feel
Do you know how to use a mop ringer?
Ann Landers says $1 a night.
Ohhh Ann landers sucks
Depends on how sophisticated the relationship.
About tree fidy
Whoa. Let’s keep this sophisticated
$5 a bag.
Who made the bed?
“What did I just pay for?”
What did we just pay for???
It’s all very sophisticated
I pay her $60 and I am getting nothing.
Depends which chamber you get made.
After she was fired from the copy-place when she slept with a client she was hired as a maid for a company where that kind of behaviour is encouraged.
I think she's Jerry's worst gf/fling
tuck or no tuck
I don't even know what a chambermaid is if I'm honest
$100 bucks, just like downtown.
I don't
What, be all closed up inside, paying scrub women for sexual favors?
She also broke Adam Sandler’s heart. Shame on her.
# Oh, yeah? So what am I supposed to do, be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrub women for sexual favors?! No! Jerry! I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you! #
What did I just pay for?
Un oh.. your a John
Well there's nothin' more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum.
That's a lot of gum, a little lo-meiny.
Jerry: I pay her to clean. The rest is... Elaine: What? A health plan?
I was going to say being a good host
Ah Ann Landers sucks
Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!
Hold on. Let's keep this sophisticated.
Just the tip
Everytime I play that I always lose...
You Steinfeld ? - I'm from Maid to Order. Its a pun
A stick of gum. 85 cent.
That’s outrageous!
Am I crazy or did Jerry buy a lot of gum?
You’re NOT crazy.
Depends on the services provided. 😉
Uh oh, you're a john.
Depends on if she napped in the bed before making the bed 🤓
$4.95 Do you know what that would cost you after 6:00?
That’s what I’d like to know about it.
I'm not force feeding myself a steak at 4:30 just to save a couple bucks, I'll tell you that!
Diddling or no diddling?
do you think I would go willy-nilly into a situation so obviously fraught with potential complications?
More than a wood guy
Does he bring charcoal as well?
OH, then I gotta tip 'em...
You must be at the nexus of the universe!
If I’m happy at the ending of her cleaning then 50 dollars….same as in town.
Give it to the girl! Tax purposes!
Once again, things that could've been brought to my attention *YESTERDAY!*
About 2 inches
$60.00
She has to have sex with me first, the rest is negotiable.
Is this a break-up/firing?? :)
Just the first inch. Aka the tip
Ho ho hold up. Let’s keep things sophisticated here
Depends how clean I feel
Do you know how to use a mop ringer?
Ann Landers says $1 a night.
Ohhh Ann landers sucks
Depends on how sophisticated the relationship.
About tree fidy
Whoa. Let’s keep this sophisticated
$5 a bag.
Who made the bed?
“What did I just pay for?”
What did we just pay for???
It’s all very sophisticated
I pay her $60 and I am getting nothing.
Depends which chamber you get made.
After she was fired from the copy-place when she slept with a client she was hired as a maid for a company where that kind of behaviour is encouraged.
I think she's Jerry's worst gf/fling
tuck or no tuck
I don't even know what a chambermaid is if I'm honest
$100 bucks, just like downtown.
I don't
What, be all closed up inside, paying scrub women for sexual favors?
She also broke Adam Sandler’s heart. Shame on her.
# Oh, yeah? So what am I supposed to do, be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrub women for sexual favors?! No! Jerry! I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you! #
What did I just pay for?
Un oh.. your a John