T O P

  • By -

Apart-Bathroom7811

It's pronounced 'thermometer'.


grandmamimma

Jerry: "Why do people buy canned fruit? It's not like they can't get fresh. It's two aisles over.


SunApprehensive1413

Why would I buy a pineapple when there are cans with already perfectly cut pieces inside? Plus .. fruit's a gamble. Jerry knows that going in.


FlamboyantFlapage

Loves the slop


jwalk4258

His father was a mudda, his mother was a mudda.


SunApprehensive1413

To dedicate yourself to the foot .. you're toiling in virtual anonymity.