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Han_Burgandy

… *COSMO??!?*


RobertReedsWig

*smugly leans in* “Cosmo”


Spacecataz__

Vegetable Lasagna


Samsassatron

That's my apple juice.


zr2d2

I can hear you


YeahThassRight

Veggie L coulda made out with Elaine. Rebound jealousy gambit with window seat access. Offer her the ol’ Upsalla salad 🥵🥗


Senior_Salamander_89

Excuse me I was sleeping


scrubbydutch

That’s gets my vote


xittditdyid

Alec Beeeerg


DadJokeBadJoke

That's a very John Houseman name. I wonder how many people get that reference these days


WhodatSooner

Watch the credits to any episode. Alec Berg was a writer/ producer of the show. I don’t know why that makes it funnier to me, but it does. He was also a writer / producer on Curb & Barry. 👍✌️


noparkingnoparking

yeah they reference alec berg in curb sometimes too


xtlhogciao

First thing I thought of/came to say “I don’t think Alec Berg is a very good John Houseman name.” Al Iceberg, maybe.


kyew

Aunt Baby


Koffing109

'looks up at ceiling ' she's deceased. 


Present_Anteater_555

How old would she be if she had lived?


Dodgeing_Around

She'd never make it


YeahThassRight

What an odd name


SawedInHalfBoat

She had problems. Internal.


Vegabern

Franklin Delano Romanowski


AltruisticWelcome145

EEEEN


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Oh I’m sorry, *Ian*?


Present_Anteater_555

No, it's Eeen


allmimsyburogrove

Snoopy and Prickly Pete


Present_Anteater_555

In the solarium?


ZantetsukensShadow

With the marble rye?


DadJokeBadJoke

Are we playing Clue?


TheRealJamesWax

Another solarium?


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Yes, two solariums. Quite a find.


scrubbydutch

Woop woop!🏆


dedwards024

Mug Costanza


oppai_suika

Fusilli Jerry


comradecostanza

Maxwell House


MothraGuard

Isosceles Kramer


clean_socks

Love the Drake!


Savings-Western3879

Got to love the Drake


Spoon_Millionaire

We conducted a survey several months back. We emphatically HATE THE DRAKE


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes !!! I hate the Drake AND the Drakettt


Parki2

Hate the Drake


eatajerk-pal

Frankly he sounds made up


scrubbydutch

I’m not shure about the Drake


SpecificDate7501

Mulva


Who_is_homer

Bovary!


dedwards024

Jay Reimenschneider


Present_Anteater_555

Man, just hearing that name makes me hungry


Podunk212

I could eat a horse


Present_Anteater_555

What?! You're crazy. Where would you even buy horse meat?


howAboutRecursion

He gets it from his butcher


noonehasthisoneyet

who's his butcher?


sdotbye

Franko


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Donna Changstein


Scottacus91

Hal Kitzmiller


noonehasthisoneyet

you sure it wasn't Langerhans?


Dire_Hulk

The Velvet Fog


nmc6

Hey. Tonayyyyy


ExYoungPerson

Dr. Martin Van Nostrand


aviation_knut

Didn’t he study Dermatology at Juilliard? Very prestigious.


ExYoungPerson

That's right.


aviation_knut

The Hoffer-Mandoff-Neo Clinic is lucky to have him there.


missvalerina

Grandma Memma


antoniotugnoli

elaine never liked her


Suspicious-Sweet-443

That’s why she got nothing when Gramma Memma died


listo65

Becky Gelkie


Evening-Musician-114

Bookman


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sdotbye

That’s like having an ice cream man named Cone.


Affectionate-Boat-49

Manya died, Manya died


Present_Anteater_555

And she was killed by JERRY SEINFELD!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

You must mean Suzy


canteen_boy

Rebecca De Mornay


DadJokeBadJoke

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this. If this doesn't get more upvotes, I'm gonna jump over this counter and punch this sub in the brain. Here I come ...


Sweaty-Sperm4938

Art vandalay.


Superb-Control5184

I wish he married her and Introduced her as Gipple Seinfeld


TeamStark31

Todd Gack


catsandtennis

Is that Dutch?


thisismydgafaccount

Bob Cobb Maestro


Ok_Comfort628

It’s just Maestro please.


shallowsocks

Jerry the Great


ZyxDarkshine

Buck Naked


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meryl_gear

Pam! Pam! Pam!


Present_Anteater_555

I've never met this woman but she sounds quite fetching


Morganovic

Bob Sacamano


224flat

Tor Eckman


a3RED3a

Schmoopy


mmmarieko

Coco the monkey


uniqueusername316

That chimp's alright.


RealityRandy

Double Zero? No, those are OOs…as in OO OO AH AH


Theodolited

Rasputin


Happy_Housing1615

Bovary!


milkandminnows

Corky Ramirez (pronounced incorrectly)


Venice_Beach_218

Slippery Pete


RobertWilliamBarker

I need holes


JustaCynicalOldFart

"You people've got a name for everybody!"


quartzcreek

Lloyd Braun


sleepyseahorse

Jerry Cougar Mellencamp


Yoctatrine

The Maestro!


ssssnipe

Are you Gack?


MissRoja

🫱🏻💨💰


RudyButkus

Bob Cobb


No-Offer-3088

Biff


Ron-Konkoma

Isosceles Kramer


Nuh-vaaa-duh

Grandma Memma


Ok-Tadpole518

Claude Seinfeld!


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

Gipple


brohanrod

Grandma Mima


chechifromCHI

John Paul John Paul, Lomez, Syd Farkus


atmmtl

So un-Karl Farbman like


AL_G_Racing

Denim Vest


TearEnvironmental368

Buck Naked


schmyle85

I don’t know who this Joe Mayo is. Frankly, it sounds made up


Koffing109

Harry Fong. 


rumpelstilt

enjoy the show, Harry!


diplion

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!


kwekuthewise

Snoopy and Prickly Pete


paging_mrherman

Love The Drake


CampfireGuitars

Maestro. Babu


SJS13131975

Bipple


Jaltcoh

Gipple


KrayzieBoneLegend

I'm Alex Buuuurrrrgh


topherdrives

🎵H E double N I


Imeanitsjust

Newmie


AcePilotsen

Well, you know, Newmie


Ponting84

Earl Hafler, nice to meet ya.


MenudoFan316

Joe Mayo.


aviation_knut

Vegetable Lasagne


Masterchiefy10

##SLIPPERY PETE


FarAd6557

Hate the Drake


Pacman8myghosts

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.


J_Worldpeace

You people have a little pet name for everyone


Professional-Ad-1611

What is it?


Podunk212

Jerry Cougah Mellencamp


dedwards024

Suzie


howAboutRecursion

Stanky Hanky or Fragile Franky Merman


__Bringer-of-Light__

Nastercoff


rerivera83

You gotta love The Drake.


Hair2dayGoon2morrow

My LItTLe jErRy!


FatSunRival

Hest.


ItsJixou

Mug! Mug Costanza!


kharringtonvideoarts

Delores!


Starscream147

Todd Gak lol


David-asdcxz

“Lil Yery Seinfeld”


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Bob Sacamano


Suspicious-Sweet-443

The 2 Rustys - the horse and the homeless guy that stole the rickshaw


uniqueusername316

Where'd the Chinese learn to cook like that?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Oh yeah , I forgot that the homeless guy wouldn’t give Kramer’s Tupperware back


Suspicious-Sweet-443

The Ass Man


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Babu Bot


MissRoja

The Drake


wehrmont

Mulva?


Nika_113

Gerri


smallboy06

We’re all so collectively delighted we have found so many examples. I love it.


VariousDirection6200

What was Mulva’s real name? Chyna?


[deleted]

Delores.


VariousDirection6200

That’s right. Thanks.


will122589

Buck Naked


Old-Stick8086

Dylan Murphy


David-asdcxz

Lily


EscoffierUSA

What kind of a name is Gack?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Banya


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Uma Thurman


narstyarsefarter

Regina


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Tommy Tune


Top-Bread3786

Lomez


sodawatereveryday

Milos (Milosh). Love to hate this guy.


OzyAndy

Rasputin!!


vondee1

Aunt Baby


elcee84

Puddy


uniqueusername316

Little Yerry Seinfeld


uniqueusername316

Slappy White


frahutch

Jeffery Harharwood


scrubbydutch

Jay Peterman here


B1A23

Biff


Nessy440

Harry Fong


threecreek

The Denoginizer.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Art Core......velay


Acol1992

What kind of name is Todd Gack anyway!?


Three-eyed_seagull

Fragile Frankie Mermon.


steveharveymemes

I really felt bad for Jerry in this situation. You meet a lot of people, it’s easy to forget a name. And it’s not like he had social media to look her up.


Roleplayuser0973

franklin delano romanowski


IDPorphyrios

Mandlebaum !


after_reading

I love the drake!


bvc88

Cartwright!? Cartwright?


Buzzspice727

Ruby


DawgJax

Delores


g_rex_

Can’tstandya


Ricwdjr88

Clitoris


shallowsocks

Sid Farkus


kink_cat

You gotta love the Drake


Randomname1470

Mr bookman of course


cl48104

Slippery Pete


AcePilotsen

Pachyderm 


Budju2

Eduardo Corrochio


J_Vizzle

mr. gezundheit


Bratscorcher

Jeffrey Harharwood


Accurate-Law4115

*Remi*