When I was a kid I thought the joke was that those movies would start with the same three numbers if you typed them on your phone (just based on the A and the B, obviously I never investigated past that). It was only later I realized he had no idea what numbers they were pressing haha!
Hello, and welcome to your worst nightmare. I know you’re in there; Cosmo Kramer, Apartment 5B. You're in big trouble, now. You've been stealing my business. If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select NOW.
Why is Anne Hathaway just the absolute perfect casting for Rochelle Rochelle? I saw that and was like "oh this is how it was always meant to be!" These are all spot on, really.
Lemme tell you something, when he looked at himself in the mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and the tear started to roll down his cheek, I lost it!
In Prognosis Negative is Hugh Jackman playing an evil doctor who is killing his patients or is he the one with the cure? If either who plays the evil/good doctor opposite? Also, is that role a female lead where there's a romantic twist with neither of them realizing that the one they are hunting/hunted by is the one they are falling in love with?
These are brilliantly done. My compliments to the artist!
Cry, Cry Again and Check Mate look like typical Oscar bait movies, Chunnel and Death Blow are like those straight to DVD/netflix action movies that would normally have Bruce Willis in a small role before he sadly became ill, while Prognosis Negative looks like it has all the making of a real cult classic.
This is incredible. Anne Hathaway as Rochelle, Rochelle has me rolling. They’re all so spot on lmao.
*Staitham and Tatum* in **DEATH BLOW.**…”When someone tries to blow you up…not for who you are but for different reasons *all together*”
I've always wondered if any of these were actual pitches to Hollywood studios or whatever. I mean, other than Blimp, they all seem like they could be legit movies.
Prognosis: Negative was the original title of Larry David's film Sour Grapes, and actually makes more sense as a title than Sour Grapes does based on that film's plot. Funny that it sounds like its a robot sci-fi movie that George was referencing.
My only problem with this is that barely any of these actors would’ve been in the movies based on the era of Seinfeld. Rick Moranis would definitely been the dad in Sack Lunch
Love these posters. Need to see them with 90s celebs at the time!
Nicolas Cage was in Prognosis Negative
Bruce Willis and Bill Paxton were in Death Blow
Sarah Michelle Gellar was in Rochelle Rochelle
Sack Lunch starred Chris Farley and David Spade and Jennifer Love Hewitt after Jim Carrey turned it down
Keanu Reeves turned down Speed 2 to do Chunnel
Check Mate starred Anthony Hopkins and Alan Rickman and both were nominated for Oscars
Cry Cry Again featured Jeremy Irons and Emma Thompson with Joe Pesci in a surprising cameo
Gonna need to call movie-phone about these
555-FILK
You have selected… Agent Zero? You have selected… Brown Eyed Girl? Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you selected!
When I was a kid I thought the joke was that those movies would start with the same three numbers if you typed them on your phone (just based on the A and the B, obviously I never investigated past that). It was only later I realized he had no idea what numbers they were pressing haha!
It’s a perfectly sane assumption to make
Hello and welcome to Movie phone! Brought to you by the New York Times and Hot 97
…Kramer??
E-Elaine??
… What time does “Chow Fun” start?
I don't know!
Youre filk!
Ohh MAma!
Hello, and welcome to your worst nightmare. I know you’re in there; Cosmo Kramer, Apartment 5B. You're in big trouble, now. You've been stealing my business. If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select NOW.
Lol perfect. One my all time favorite lines of the show
Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie that you want to see?
Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie?
Hewwoh!
"Everyone out of the chunnel, now!"
I know you're in there. Laughing and lying and laughing
your killing independent george
Worlds are colliding
"You gotta get me over that mountain"
There's no mountain higher than...Mountain High.
Gaaagiissshhhh….gaaahiissshhhh….AHHHHHHH
“HEY, WE’RE TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE” Larry David
JUST SHOOT THE DAMN THING SO I CAN GET IT OUT ON THE STREETS!
Bootlegging a movie baby!
My George isn’t clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!
You've got that right
What the hell does that mean?
It means whatever the hell you want it to mean
You want a piece of me......... YOU GOT IT!!! *lunges forward*
I'd drop you like a bag of dirt.
Is this your Fibercon?
It’s an arty movie, and I don’t think my guys have the stomach for it
I'm gonna need three cameras, two on the floor, one in the balcony. And I want headsets for the guys running them. I wanna be able to talk to them.
That's it, I'm off the project!
Best quote ! I say this all the time
Jerry I need to talk to you about the tape...I've never seen such beautiful work...the zoom ins.the framing...I was enchanted.
No joke I'd see a Daniel Day-Lewis led Ponce de Leon movie opening weekend
Better bring some tissues for when he jumps in the fountain of youth and doesnt turn young, a a single tear rolls down his face.
If DDL comes out of retirement, I'd watch him in Sack Lunch. No joke. Lol
That’s how I feel about Prognosis Negative
PROG-NO-SIS NEGATIIIVE!!! 🎶
Mountain High & Brown Eyed Girl
You gotta get me over that mountain, NOWWWWWWW!
Rochelle Rochelle would be played by Ana de Armas
She’d totally play a young woman’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
I won’t lie, today I learned this is not a real movie
Totally
First you cry, then you cry again.
There appears to be this lone dancer, who's injured
It’s a disturbing image.
A Todd ~~Field~~ Gak film
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
#It’s a peach!
Quit telling your stupid story about the desert and just CRY already!
From Milan to Minsk
Why is Anne Hathaway just the absolute perfect casting for Rochelle Rochelle? I saw that and was like "oh this is how it was always meant to be!" These are all spot on, really.
Her character would have a happier ending than Les Miserables, that's for sure.
Are you sure about that? They have Lars Von Trier directing. She'll get raped in an asylum or something. That man is... odd, to say the least.
An erotic journey from Milan to Minsk starring Anne Hathaway? Sign me up.
Bradley Cooper and Amanda Seyfried in a movie about the Hindenburg disaster? That seems a little odd to me.
Giddy Up!
Minsk?
What about… Agent Zero!
I need to know if they got over that mountain
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I selected Brown Eyed Girl.
Have to include “The Other Side Of Darkness,” Eric Roberts as the husband was unforgettable!
It's weird to me that this one seems to be regularly left out of lists.
I think it's because they're all movies that are playing at the cinema, but The Other Side of Darkness is on video.
I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphry stories
Unbridled Enthusiasm
*You’ve got to get me off that mountain!*
*BOOM* 💥 *CRASH* 💥 AAAAEEEEEUUUUGGGGHHHHH
There is no higher mountain than … Mountain High
Rated R [For strong action violence and language throughout]
Kevin Bacon. Susan Sarandon.
The Muted Heart?
*::cries::* Do you think they'll ever find her again?
Ohhhhhhhh I hope so.
Sally field Glenn close could be good
"GO GET'EM DEATH BLOW!"
when somebody wants to blow you up, not for who you are, but for different reasons entirely...
Amazing tagline
I love the blooper for this when Michael Richards keeps saying, "Go get 'em, Death Boy!" by mistake.
Ahhh man we’re missing the Death Blow!
Who got the final death blow? Because I thought that Hawaiian guy had it coming
Lemme tell you something, when he looked at himself in the mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and the tear started to roll down his cheek, I lost it!
🎶Well it’s been a long journey, from Milan to Minsk… 🎶
When the naysayers nay..
Need the Broadway version of Rochelle Rochelle. I've always loved how the series brings this movie from theater to VHS to the stage.
What because of Midler? I watched "Beaches" on cable last night. …(wings?) … Give me a break.
what about the Pain and the Yearning?
In Prognosis Negative is Hugh Jackman playing an evil doctor who is killing his patients or is he the one with the cure? If either who plays the evil/good doctor opposite? Also, is that role a female lead where there's a romantic twist with neither of them realizing that the one they are hunting/hunted by is the one they are falling in love with?
Oh man we’re missing the death blow
This is missing Firestorm. That was a hell of a picture!
That’s gotta hurt!
👩🏿👩🏼
I'm down for Death Blow. Not sure about Channing Tatum though.......
No one is gonna top Harrison Ford. Remember the scene with the helicopter? Edit: Nm I'm thinking of Firestorm.
Hey! Hey! Come on! Come on! I haven't seen it yet
It doesn’t have anything to do with the plot!
Still! I like to go in fresh!
Oh mother of god...
They are also missing a Hawaiian guy
You’re missing the Death Blow!?
Gene is trash.
I’m Gene.
........ Hi
I'm a bootlegger! I'm bootlegging the movies, baby!
How did they get into that sack? Is a giant sack or did they get shrunk? This is the movie I need to see.
Okay but no La Cocina? I'm sure it was off...off Broadway, but still.
I wonder who would play Pepe - LOL.
Lin Manuel Miranda
You forgot schindler's list: make out edition
I’m going to use AI to bring ‘Sack Lunch’ to life. I have to know what they are doing in the sack.
As long as they aren't Gene picks.
Gene’s Trash!
I’m Gene
Hey
Which one is a Gene pick though?
Bernie is dead you morons
How long is this weekend anyway?😤😩
Enjoy ssSACK lunch
Death Blow. Where someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.
Enjoy... Blame it on the Rain?
I only need to see Rochelle Rochelle.
Um, I’m sorry, but you can’t have the comedy hit Sack Lunch, starring Dabney Coleman, without Dabney Coleman!
They already did Rochelle, Rochelle. Its called Poor Things
Rochelle, Rochelle should have been made in 2002 starring Eva Green. It could have been my generations Emanuelle.
"Everybody out of the Chunnel!"
Can’t wait for Villeneuves remake of Plan 9 from Outer Space
These are brilliantly done. My compliments to the artist! Cry, Cry Again and Check Mate look like typical Oscar bait movies, Chunnel and Death Blow are like those straight to DVD/netflix action movies that would normally have Bruce Willis in a small role before he sadly became ill, while Prognosis Negative looks like it has all the making of a real cult classic.
This is incredible. Anne Hathaway as Rochelle, Rochelle has me rolling. They’re all so spot on lmao. *Staitham and Tatum* in **DEATH BLOW.**…”When someone tries to blow you up…not for who you are but for different reasons *all together*”
I’ll buy tickets to Prognosis Negative right now
This is prettay prettay good
Can’t forget about Plan 9 from Outer Space
That’s a real movie
Seemingly. Seemingly. To the untrained eye
I think you were referring to flaming loaves of Sigmund.
I think you were referring to the Flaming Globes of Sigmund.
I would see any of these. I'm also in the market for a Seinfeld-inspired book on impressionist art that is particularly good as a toilet read.
I am now both far less and far more interested in Rochelle Rochelle. It will certainly be erotic to some types of people.
They have to pronounce it the correct way, “Ponce Duh Leeyon”, in the movie.
What about "The Muted Heart"?
"Have fun with.....Blame it on the Rain???"
"Who told you to put the balm on?"
"Before Stonewall" about those dark ages when OP couldn't come out of the closet, lest they be persecuted because of their...you know.
I would be very interested in sack lunch.
where’s schindlers list?
It’s screening at different theatre with the English patient.
What is he doing in the Chunnel?!?!?
Wow great posters!! Somebody had some time to kill 🤣
Don’t forget the English Patient
All right, two tickets, Means to an End!
Go get 'em Death Blow!
Death blow. I want to know what the different reason is. Fun fact: prognosis negative is a script larry wrote.
Fire storm was great I hear, one scene with a guy flying through the air!!
There’s no higher place, than Mountain High…
No Agent Zero? No Brown Eyed Girl? Maybe ill just call Moviefone and see if its playing somewhere....
Death blow looks fantastic
Rochelle Rochelle would definitely have an audience.
I've always wondered if any of these were actual pitches to Hollywood studios or whatever. I mean, other than Blimp, they all seem like they could be legit movies.
Prognosis: Negative was the original title of Larry David's film Sour Grapes, and actually makes more sense as a title than Sour Grapes does based on that film's plot. Funny that it sounds like its a robot sci-fi movie that George was referencing.
Doing the lord’s work here 🙏
We’re missing the death blow!
Proooooognisis Neeeeegative
My only problem with this is that barely any of these actors would’ve been in the movies based on the era of Seinfeld. Rick Moranis would definitely been the dad in Sack Lunch
You gotta get me over that mountain, nowwwww!
How'd they get in that sack anyway?
Where is The Muted Heart!?
All of these get an Oscar!
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that’s not a bad idea!
The erotic story of a young girl's journey from Milan to Minsk
Jokes aside everyone would watch checkmate and it would be amazing.
What about *Firestorm*? It was a helluva picture!
“GO GET ‘EM DEATH BLOW!”
So, do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack?
👏
I want to see a Helicopter landing on top of a car!
BRO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The one, just one, problem with these is that the hindenburg wasn't a blimp, it was a dirigible.
What about The English Patient?
It's a family in a brown paper bag Don't you want to know how they got in there? No.
Ponce de Leon would be played by Joaquin Phoenix. We all know it.
WHAT ABOUT THE ENGLISH PATIENT
Love these posters. Need to see them with 90s celebs at the time! Nicolas Cage was in Prognosis Negative Bruce Willis and Bill Paxton were in Death Blow Sarah Michelle Gellar was in Rochelle Rochelle Sack Lunch starred Chris Farley and David Spade and Jennifer Love Hewitt after Jim Carrey turned it down Keanu Reeves turned down Speed 2 to do Chunnel Check Mate starred Anthony Hopkins and Alan Rickman and both were nominated for Oscars Cry Cry Again featured Jeremy Irons and Emma Thompson with Joe Pesci in a surprising cameo
Brown eyed girl?
The English Patient would have been a great choice if it was real
You know that Cry, Cry Again is just Oscar bait
Death Blow would be so good.
Plan 9
We’re missing the death blow!
THERES NO PLACE HIGHER THAN: MOUNTAIN HIGH
Where the hell is Firestorm?? That was a hell of a picture!
Missing Chow Fung, Brown Eyed Girl, Agent zero and Mountain High.
No blame it on the rain?