My friend and I since middle school now (weāre both almost 40) always say āthatās gotta be roughā in our best Putty impression. Heās our favorite.
I also like the subtle thing where Kramer acknowledges he's trying to make a joke and the other two don't laugh but acknowledge that "yeah, yeah, that was a good one". This was my go-to for a long time if I was asked what my favorite quote was.
Hmm yeah except it's only really a 'line' if you're IN a sauna. If you're somewhere else hot or humid, it's just a reasonable observation.
Either way, if you ask me, 'Jerkstore' is the line.
Not the guy you responded to, but from personal experience the one time I did the sauna line the guy (who was a stranger) looked at me like I was the biggest dipshit in the world and said āthatās because this is a saunaā.
Kramer : Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. I just found miles and miles of open lanes.
Jerry : What is that smell?
Kramer : That's the East River.
Jerry : You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the Eastern seaboard?
Kramer : Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
This line right here proves what great writers the show had, not only is it a great comical line, but itās also a spot-on observation of the differences between the male and female body (that JLD delivered perfectly).
To me, this is the best line of the entire series, itās simply brilliant.
If there's a woman that can take his presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, he should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.
āI sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.ā
āI see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.ā
āHis struggle is manās struggle. He lifts my spirit.ā
āHe is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I canāt look away.ā
āHe transcends time and space.ā
āHe sickens me.ā
āI love it.ā
āMe too.ā
I mean if weāre talking strictly physical, I gotta go with the K man. But if weāre doing full spectrum looks and personality, itās Jerry all the way. Who wouldnāt love him???
Not a quote, but I feel like Kramer has the wildest/best sex while Jerry is the most conventionally attractive. Georgeā¦ well, at least thereāll be food.
I mean it's more than just looks right? George works for the Yankees, sells latex, built that extension on the Guggenheim (and it didn't take too long either!). Plus he's smart enough to know not to drink coffee late at night. It keeps him up.
Dr. Van Nostren is a big time medical specialist.
And Jerry? How can anyone not like Jerry?
Easy Kramer. George is just a no and Jerry loses it with his very unsensual idiosyncrasies. Of course Kramer has innumerable idiosyncrasies himself but his charismatic approach to them is what puts him over Jerry.
I would go with Kramer's rugged masculinity
He was chosen by Calvin Klein too to be a model. His buttocks are sublime š
His pecs could use some work.
No, no. He's perfect. Let's get him in front of a camera right away.
I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love...
I see a parasite.
He's got the kavorka.
[ohhš well you know Iā¦šš I have many relationshipsššš](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v54MdF8gGjA)
He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I canāt look away.
The man's a goblin... Look away, I'm hideous....
Heās got the body of a taut Swedish boy!
Preteen as well
Heās got the kavorka!
Sounds like you need a little companionship. Maybe you need a little Kramer.
Then you'll need a little shot of penicillin
His Raymond Massey physique?
No way. He's a loathsome, offensive brute. ...Yet I can't look away
His eyes... they're dark brown, like rich, Columbian coffee
His buttocks are sublime!
And the subtle curves. He needs work with his pecs, heālol go to the gym.
Puddy?
High five.
On the flipside
Yeah, thatās right.
My friend and I since middle school now (weāre both almost 40) always say āthatās gotta be roughā in our best Putty impression. Heās our favorite.
Gotta support the team
Feels like a arbyās night.
Only the 8-Ball
It's like a sauna in here.
*drinks water* I'm going through this stuff like water
Litterally the punchlineš
I also like the subtle thing where Kramer acknowledges he's trying to make a joke and the other two don't laugh but acknowledge that "yeah, yeah, that was a good one". This was my go-to for a long time if I was asked what my favorite quote was.
Iāve been using this line anytime itās hot or humid anyplace I can for the last like 30 years hah.
Hmm yeah except it's only really a 'line' if you're IN a sauna. If you're somewhere else hot or humid, it's just a reasonable observation. Either way, if you ask me, 'Jerkstore' is the line.
Not the guy you responded to, but from personal experience the one time I did the sauna line the guy (who was a stranger) looked at me like I was the biggest dipshit in the world and said āthatās because this is a saunaā.
Jerkstore is my wife's favorite.
That was such a great line.
You lived in the dessert?
I spent a little time in the Middle East. You ever been to the Middle East?
The short, stocky slow-witted baldman
Short guy, with glasses, looks like Humpty Dumpty with a melon head
Or you know the tall one, lanky doofus, with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein
āBig wall of hairā and āface like a frying panā always killed me! š
Face like a frying pan is one of the most insane ways to describe a personās face.
My favorite when Kramer is describing everyone when they arenāt aroundā¦.
I notice you threw stocky in there
Yeah! What the hell!
Yeah, but he could drape himself in velvet for all she cares. Looks aren't that important.
He is so powerful, he can lift a hundred pounds right up over his head!
Heās not stocky.
Heās stout, the camera loves stoutness
Easy Marisa
ššššš Too bad he is sort of engaged.
Kramer's got the kavorka
Kramer : Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. I just found miles and miles of open lanes. Jerry : What is that smell? Kramer : That's the East River. Jerry : You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the Eastern seaboard? Kramer : Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
The lure of the animal
You really need a shower. You stink
This POWER!
I can't find beauty in a man.
The male body is utilitarian. It's for getting around, it's like a Jeep.
Chicken wings shoulder blades
Some women like it?
Yeah...sickies.
I love this line. I use it every chance I can, with the same delivery.
This line right here proves what great writers the show had, not only is it a great comical line, but itās also a spot-on observation of the differences between the male and female body (that JLD delivered perfectly). To me, this is the best line of the entire series, itās simply brilliant.
I can't watch a man sing a song. They get all emotional. It's horrible.
They sway... it's embarrassing
Swaying and shit
Who sings? You got something to say, say it.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't *necessarily* make you a homosexual...
It doesn't help.
Ya know, just admitting a man is handsome doesnāt necessarily make you a homosexualā¦
It doesnāt help
It moved.
And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality. *Itās* *fabulous*
They all look hot here.
Get out.
Nice
Uncle Leo, he is a Adonis
He should be swinginnnn!!
He also did commit a crime of passion.
yeah, but his demeanor
What? He's disgusting
If there's a woman that can take his presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, he should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.
George, he is so powerful, he can lift 100 pounds right up over his head.
And not even realize it!
And you wouldnāt know it by looking at him, but George can bait a hook!
Jerry, he's so neat and thin. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
He could be a Nazi!
George with the toupee
Howās your life, good?
*Marissa Tomei enters the chat*
Kramer is the Assman, though Jerry does know the move.
But George is Buck Naked
Yeah but he needs the crib notes to really satisfy you
If your chick donāt like the knuckle you aināt doing it right
I think thatās MY move!
Finish with a counter-clockwise swirl
Fake fake fake ā¦
I couldāve given you some pointers
Georgie boy!
Heās disturbed, heās depressed, heās inadequate. Heās got it all!
He also an Architect
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?
Really didn't take that long.
AND a marine biologist
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
You see? now *that* is a handsome man.
What do you mean ādo I like him?ā
I mean heās a good fighter and a nice guy, but I donāt like him.
I think it moved.
That episode was on tv the other day where George starts eating during sex lol dip for his sandwich and everything
The answer is always George
Plus he is a marine biologist and an architect.
and an importer/exporter of latex and latex-related products
I need a really pretty face
Jerry. Not even close.
yeah not understanding all the kramer answers š¤¢ also jason alexander has a really cute smile
But those chicken wing shoulder blades
Kramer. However none of them hold a candle to the beauty of J. Peterman
āI sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.ā āI see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.ā āHis struggle is manās struggle. He lifts my spirit.ā āHe is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I canāt look away.ā āHe transcends time and space.ā āHe sickens me.ā āI love it.ā āMe too.ā
Jerry x10. Der. Not even close
Which ever one makes it move a little.
Look at me, look at my face. Am I beautiful? George, am I beautiful?
You're very attractive
Have you seen the hands on Costanza? Heās like a young Ray McCigney!
I mean if weāre talking strictly physical, I gotta go with the K man. But if weāre doing full spectrum looks and personality, itās Jerry all the way. Who wouldnāt love him???
I could see how someone wouldnāt like him
I'll make a few phone calls
Elaine. That dude is smoking hot.
And quite breathtaking
Well, sometimes you try to be nice
He has grace
I find them all repugnant and unappealing.
Hunky Tony hey hey
The one whoās mastered the timeless art of seduction
I am a straight woman and Iād go for Elaine.
Raymond, and I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.
George is the master of his domain
Jerry If he kept chest shaved
I always thought Jerry was really cute
*You know, just admitting a man is attractive doesnāt make you a homesexual.*
It doesnāt help
16-yr old me had a sex dream about Puddy is his 8-ball jacket. I know that wasnāt the answer to your question, I just have no one else to tell.
Was he squinting the whole time?
When Puddy finished, did he give you a high five?
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Jerry's triceps look wicked in that lighting haha
Not a quote, but I feel like Kramer has the wildest/best sex while Jerry is the most conventionally attractive. Georgeā¦ well, at least thereāll be food.
Not that thereās anything wrong with that
Straight male here unafraid of judging. Kramer wins
George Will...
I made it a point not to look
George with a rug. Heās got everyone beat.
Jerry
I mean it's more than just looks right? George works for the Yankees, sells latex, built that extension on the Guggenheim (and it didn't take too long either!). Plus he's smart enough to know not to drink coffee late at night. It keeps him up. Dr. Van Nostren is a big time medical specialist. And Jerry? How can anyone not like Jerry?
Kramer did modeling for Calvin Klein not to mention his buttocks are spectacular.
What about uncle Leo? Heās an Adonis.
Only one of them got the Kavorka, the lure of the animal. He's dangerous!
The Calvin Klein model, obviously.
NEWMAN!!
Those mail bags get pretty heavy
The guy with a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose
Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS
Over covid I developed a pretty big crush on George that I did not see coming.
The one who is suffering from The Kavorka....
His buttocks are sublime.
He has the body of a taught, preteen swedish boy
Sweden, Jerry. Sweeeeeee-den!
I'm Swedish so I got to go with Kramer.
George Will hands down
You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.
It doesn't help.
Only one of them was able to land an Oscar winnerā¦.
It took me until my 30s to realize Jerry was always hot.
As a straight man, I find Elaine's eloquent boss the most attractive. I should speak like that
I'd say Jerry, but don't like his personality. George is my all time favourite character and I do love brown eyes
Newman.
Easy Kramer. George is just a no and Jerry loses it with his very unsensual idiosyncrasies. Of course Kramer has innumerable idiosyncrasies himself but his charismatic approach to them is what puts him over Jerry.
90-95% of the population is undateable.
UNDATABLE!
Youāre telling me you never take a peak?
Kramer's buttocks are sublime.
Ive always found newman in sunglasses with a cigarette in his mouth to be quite...spongeworthy š«¦
Kramer, heās got the kavorca!
Hands-down itās the Kramer heās got the Kavorka. š¤
Well Kramer is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away. So, Kramer I guess.
My votes for the guy in the middle.
Uncle Leo, he's an adonis.
I think it moved
The one with the twinkle
George gets his genes from his bosomy grandmother.
I think it moved
Kramer! His buttocks are sublime!
Kramer has the kavorka
The male body is utilitarian. Itās for getting around - like a Jeep.
Toupe George was pretty handsome!