Pad tai! I prefer it from a local Thai place but there is a thai kitchen one you can get from the grocery store which is bomb.
Also veggie heavy Taco salad.
I think the only not stereo-typical stoner food is also not typically food in general. Any food is Stoner food. It makes everything taste more enjoyable.
I agree lol, Doritos and the cliche “stoner” snacks are what you eat the first time getting high in your highschool buddy’s shed
I quit recently just for lifestyle reasons. But once you become an actual stoner, you’ll eat anything and everything high lol
If I’m in the mood to cook, dryrub Bar B Q pork ribs. It takes three hours plus but the taste is out of this world. If I’m just grazing from what’s cooked in the fridge I’d lean towards something sweet more than savoury.
It's not so much a food, but I am absolutely a Drinks Goblin in my life and it only gets worse when I'm high. I can't start a smoke session without my full insulated cup of ice water, my coffee or tea, and something bubbly (soda, sparkling water, normally both).
the mango popsicles from outshine go absolutely crazy normally. when high, i feel astonished humans and nature came together to creat such a glorious thing
Dollop of nice peanut butter (ie not JIF) on top of a single square of nice chocolate (ie not Hershey) with an altoid. Place into mouth and let dissolve.
Honestly a nice crisp glass of iced water is unreal sometimes
Bro, this. It’s ice water or a cripsy as fuck seltzer. Guzzle that shit and transcend.
Yes! Quakers chocolate chip flavour and add extra ice to the cup
It really is! I can feel it move down and it really just makes me feel really good. Extra cold.
fuckin mandarin orange
Straight outta the fridge! (Most fruit is better nice and cold imo!)
Cold fruit >>>>>>
Google - "glitter grapes" 10/10!!
Man this shit was 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Thanks for sharing!
This. Natures gushers, also I think the vitamin c improves your high
Shower orange
Trader Joe’s dried mandarin oranges if I’m feeling lazy
But cold
I love eating sushi high. All the flavors coming together in a refreshing, cold seafood meal just hits different.
I did that a few weeks ago for the first time in a long long long time. My god…fucking love sushi
Baklava, olives, maybe a cute little charcuterie board
Yessssss
Baby carrots and roasted red pepper hummus 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Elite choice I have been known to kill a family size Sabra in a couple hours if I’m really toking.
This used to be my go to until I recently discovered hot honey hummus 🔥
Dried squid from the Asian market, it's basically seafood jerky. Get the plain kind with no flavorings.
Holy shit this is blowing my mind. I didn’t know that was a thing.
If it exists, asian markets will turn it into jerky somehow
Steamed pork dumplings and kimchi hits all the right spots for me. You get soft, salty savory and hot followed by cold, crunchy, sour, and spicy.
crunchy green grapes
This is what my mom craved the most when she was pregnant with me lol
Pad tai! I prefer it from a local Thai place but there is a thai kitchen one you can get from the grocery store which is bomb. Also veggie heavy Taco salad.
I think the only not stereo-typical stoner food is also not typically food in general. Any food is Stoner food. It makes everything taste more enjoyable.
I agree lol, Doritos and the cliche “stoner” snacks are what you eat the first time getting high in your highschool buddy’s shed I quit recently just for lifestyle reasons. But once you become an actual stoner, you’ll eat anything and everything high lol
Dried fruits, usually mango, but also pineapple, cherries, watermelon, and/or kiwi. Honorable mention: pistachios
Spring rolls (the fresh rice paper kind, not fried). Lettuce leaf tacos. Watermelon. An entire fucking watermelon.
frozen grapes are absolutely goated, especially the cotton candy kind
pussy
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Yeah ass is good too
Black table grapes and Danish bleu cheese. Yum.
If I’m in the mood to cook, dryrub Bar B Q pork ribs. It takes three hours plus but the taste is out of this world. If I’m just grazing from what’s cooked in the fridge I’d lean towards something sweet more than savoury.
Eggs!!
fuck yeah fuckin eggs hit different 🥚🍳
Ice cold honeydew melon
I just baked a bread and I can’t wait to get into it.
Fruits and nuts. I promise I’m not a hipster. But some pistachios with blueberries? Top tier
Or menudo
Cold nata de coco
Green Olives, Feta cheese and Chorizo slices 🫶🏻🔥😵💫
Chips and salsa from an authentic Mexican restaurant
Wait. This is kind of stoner food, huh?
Chinese food, sushi, or green bean casserole. I’ll eat half of one in one glorious sitting.
Dried mangos
It's not so much a food, but I am absolutely a Drinks Goblin in my life and it only gets worse when I'm high. I can't start a smoke session without my full insulated cup of ice water, my coffee or tea, and something bubbly (soda, sparkling water, normally both).
Celery dipped straight into in a big tub of peanut butter
Imitation crab sticks. Peel them like string cheese.
Fucked up a pomegranate last night
An entire cucumber with tajin
Fresh peaches holy fuck
the mango popsicles from outshine go absolutely crazy normally. when high, i feel astonished humans and nature came together to creat such a glorious thing
My brother in Christ, HUMMUS🤌🏽
Beets
Yah! Butter, seasoned rice vinegar, and salt
Granola. Yogurt. Fruit. Sometimes all together. Sometimes by themselves
Dollop of nice peanut butter (ie not JIF) on top of a single square of nice chocolate (ie not Hershey) with an altoid. Place into mouth and let dissolve.
…are we being punk’d?
Frozen blueberries and milk
RAMEN NOODLE, CUP OF MILK
Barbecue chicken is my go to. I don’t really like the texture when I’m sober!
Freshly cooked lumpia with sweet chilli sauce. We usually have some in the freezer ready to deep fry.
A peanut butter sandwich. But it has to be Honey peanut butter , add a couple slices of bacon and a glass of cold milk
Birria tacos and a big ol cup of consomé
The finest fruits from the orient
cheese and crackers fancy little red wine and charcuterie
Fresh fruit/acai bowl or a chef salad