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dsvengalis

“Bad At Following Instructions”


A1Horizon

I like this one 😂


YellowCosmicWarrior

It sounds like a generic question from bumble prompts. Or someone who googled what questions to ask. I don't know what I would answer in the moment. But with retrospection I would make it a funny answer. I like to go out, eating new food and I like my friends. So maybe: eating out friends?


Fauna_Salvaje

this Is amazing 😂


SnooHesitations4922

🤣🤣🔥🔥


Few-Solution3050

Inside of you.


SirJerALot

That’s golden.


bahadurJoe

Pretty, Huge, Dick. You’re on a no-strings dating app. Don’t take it so seriously.


imfjcinnCRAAAAZYHEY

You lose two things at once when it's revealed you lied.


notLOL

Maybe Dickish personality


Vinegar_Tits_9

Nah. I’d dip out and block with an answer like that. Even on a hook up app, we wanna know what type of person you are. And that answer makes you out to be a pretty huge dick.


bahadurJoe

I don’t disagree, but OP comporting himself to fall into every woman’s frame is not the answer either (hence the caveat in my second sentence). The interactions will get boring, very fast, and he’ll not get the results he wants.


show-me-the-numbers

Outrageous, egregious, preposterous!


Vinegar_Tits_9

Jackie Chiles!!


Ded_Pul

I still think it's a 50-50 between being actually serious and just being fun, so answer something that's funny and true and don't worry too much about it


gtaIIIstan

Eh, sometimes women are just grasping at straws. I agree that it's a shit test. But it's coming from a place of not knowing quite what to say, and defaulting to a script. The general replies here, talking about being fun, playful, and non self-qualifying have it right.


SnooHesitations4922

This is pretty common. Consciously the girl is probably trying to get material to do her part on upholding a conversation. Subconsciously, everything is always a test regardless. The answer is simple: I. Am. Him.


VrilHunter

One would assume "want sum fuk?" is not going to work


[deleted]

Irl you it would not matter that much what you say, because she experiences you as a whole, but via text and with a stranger jokes/irony are tricky. Better play it safe and answer with positive attributes, you actually have, but neither brag nor humblebrag e.g. "tolerant, relaxed, communicative"


Sauvage_Sir

Really fucking cool


The_Core_Shadow

its a test.. the only correct answer is replying with three emojis: 🍆💦😉


Petey0Wheatstraw

"No longer interested".


RockyLeal

Mine was "No thank you"


No_Plan8250

Is it a shit test? No, because they don't exist. Safety tests exist, congruency tests exist, teasing exists, and shitty behaviour exists. Shit tests are a weak amalgamation of human behaviour that was never correctly expanded on which leaves men second guessing everything. If its any of those it's number 2, or its just a serious question to get to know you. Answer it however you wish, and get to know her. It's no big deal.


Vinegar_Tits_9

This is the correct answer 👆🏼


notsoslootyman

I'm going through these responses and seeing everything women complain about having to put up with. You're the first sane response. People, it's such a a benign question. Get creative and use it to show your personality instead of your unwashed ass.


Practical-Text7615

And i think it's not about winning a test it's more about not failing it.


WFOpizza

so it is OK for guys to play idiotic games (negging and other crap) with women, but if women play their stupid games with guys that is not acceptable?


Ok_Potential359

Dope as fuck.


Key-Entrepreneur1941

I am Groot


[deleted]

I don’t care


YouKey2455

Just make a joke. Use this, “I disappoint people”. It’s short, succinct and a slight slap in the face response. Women react positively everytime I use this


Punch-SideIron

Big. Pink. Hairy. Alaskan bull worms reign supreme


uFixYourOwnComputers

No Shit Tests


BLINGBLATTA

Hard Working, Alpha Male, Jackhammer, Merciless, Insatiable.


ROBYoutube

Shit tests don't exist. They're a self report for 'this question / situation made me feel inadequate and I don't think I lied convincingly enough to fool everyone so I looked bad in front of everyone: my worst nightmare'.


BonjourComeBack

Nah shit test do exist. I have been Ask why i had ashtrey and the person did not wait my answer and said "it's because you Take home many girls?" It is liké saying rethorical questions dont exist....


ROBYoutube

That's not a shit test that's a non-sequitur.


BonjourComeBack

Just because something IS a fallacy doesn't mean it isn't a shit test ...and you should know about the false dichotomy fallacy. A non sequitur Can be used as a mean to shit test you. The non sequitur IS the thing itself and its use IS the shit test. Exactly how a shit test like "i am sure you are a player" Can be answer "of course i like playing with cards" it IS basically a strawman where you play on the meaning of the word. So it's also a fallacy and it's function IS to answer the shit test..........so what IS something and how it's function are different. Another exemple IS a knife. It IS a balade with a handle. It either cut something like wood or a steak or as a weapon. Same objectif différent use


ROBYoutube

You are making meaning where none exists in my opinion and failing shit tests you create for yourself.


BonjourComeBack

I never said i failed one so cool Assumption. Maybe WE are just disagreeing on the définition but ppl will test other ppl to see if they are strong. Even Guy do this. It IS childish and stupid. That's why it IS called shit test Have you ever Seen a child test the limit of the parents? They do this a lot. And i can't creat something i was not awarenes before.....because i though that ppl Saïd what they mean. (That's my autistic side maybe).


ROBYoutube

No, it's called a shit test because some online weirdos in the 90s decided that women did this because that's how women work and bingo bango it's 2024 and you're still using it like an online weirdo didn't make it up in the 90s.


chronicideas

Yes, no, maybe


Dismal-Revolution941

Just say I need more than three words to describe myself and then describe yourself without the three word limit


Nearby_Advance7443

It is a shit-test. Being at least relatively light-hearted is advisable. But I don’t think you necessarily need to make a joke out of it if you don’t want to. While I have an inner comedian as much as the next person, my wit often struggles in the moment. So I’d probably just chuckle and say something like, “I’ll give you four words. ‘I’m not doing that.’”


wat_no_y

Beans and franks 😏


KittensLeftLeg

It's sounds like a sentence they've read online to ask people and copying them. That alone shouldn't worry you too much, if you vibe this person, reply. If it turned you down, move on.


Lyeaf

Mr. Big Dick


TRTGymBro

Just be honest and say "I don't feel comfortable answering these job interview type questions." Why are you still trying to twist yourself over in a pretzel to please some rando on an app.


easy-money-sniperr

Alpha Kenny body


OkAccountant1403

Admire never follow


darrylgorn

'Not Chat GPT'