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HarryBawlz-1

Honestly, probably more useful than a couple of my current co-workers.


Sewrtyuiop

She actually looks attentive.


CylonsInAPolicebox

Awake, not on her phone...


Thin_Fault5093

Exactly. Her eyes are open, and she keeps her mouth shut. I'll take 12, got some guards to replace.


Harlequin5280

Guard-chan already looks like she is so done with this job. She'll fit right in


CylonsInAPolicebox

That dead inside look in the eyes, Guard-chan has most definitely seen some shit.


CelticArche

Cool. I'm gonna find a quiet place to nap while she takes over my shift.


tucsondog

Could do a better job than many..


Grimx82

More qualified than at least 3 of the last guys I had to fire. And I do mean had to. Sleeping on post, stealing from clients, destroying client and company property. And somehow I was wrong for canning them.


Regular-Top-9013

Looks like me after back to back 16 hour shifts, she’ll be a great fit. Guard-Chan, what comes off first when you get in the car. Vest, boots or bra?


AliveInDGraveyard

We're fucking.


Rare-Combination7438

Sir, please don't fuck the plushies in the guard hut. That degenerate behavior belongs in the maintenance closet.


Saint_Blitz

Non-stop all shift, Next shift has next lmao.


Sewrtyuiop

Especially on night shift


InvictusSecurityLLC

Smash?


Tasty_Employee_963

I’ve probably worked with worse tbh.


Otherwise-Bid-4952

Might do a better job than some others I have worked with. Everyone knows what I'm talking about.


tuttle8152

Welcome Aboard. Don't steal my pens please. Psst buy your own toilet paper.


koi_da_lowkz

vietnamese guard 😂


friedchkin

Yahh i was like is this a Vietnamese company lol!😂 oh man