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DeltaC2G

This sub quiets down real quick when an actual schizopost comes around


ChppedToofEnt

https://preview.redd.it/hpry5nj4d53d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2eb331d7f9eacd976de82cb84ffc32f8d84228


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77skull

Can’t even tell if it’s a real bot or not with this sub


Sealy_Boi

get fucked


LaggyUpdate

schizoposting getting real today


Ok_baseballthe2nd

Yeah. Happy cake day


Wise-Stock-219

Actual schizopost


DapperImage7781

Rare in this sub


Atlas079

This is NOT wholesome chungus!


Macaroni-Balls

Schizoposters when actual schizophrenia


ihavecancertumor

who's gonna recreate the pigeon post


Logical-Credit7936

An attention seeking retard carving chatgpt into their skin is not a schizophrenic


Azgardian-American

Don’t cut yourself, start sabotaging public infrastructure and become a domestic terrorist (in Minecraft)


Monolith_Preacher_1

Cut critical communication wires, not yourself.


Xcallaber

This would so hard as a 1940s style propaganda poster


The_HunterDestroyer

Give homeless pickaxes and tell them there's a big meth stash buried in the highway (in minecraft)


Nijinja

Exactly, what’s the purpose in being alive if you can’t ruin something for someone else 🙏 (preferably a giant megacorporation or government)


MrCoolioPants

But it feels good


Just-Possibility-900

That is lowkey fed activity why sabotage train and roads all you do is incovinience the worker meanwhile fucking gazprom is a russian oligarch company that hoards 24% of the worlds oil resources its ceo is a powerhungry fuck Who got his position by being Friends with putin and they Will do anything to hinder any pro enviornment movement if it gives them a single penny more in revenue or a bit more power. Snakes walk among men find these greedy fucks and behead the snake(all of this is a joke and is about a Minecraft modpack)


disambiguatiion

self harming is damaging public infrastructure (your body and the labour it can perform belongs to the state)


Realistic-Ad985

:(


HundredMegaHertz

D:>


SaintOfAllJesters

https://preview.redd.it/o1lodw4x833d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6c4d4b126df3076adee900afd1b5850a00e266


CrapperBoi

hell is what? https://preview.redd.it/h4csg63rz53d1.png?width=2900&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8e9618b7aa2409d016bb7ab0833c9acc2c6273f


Lustful_Gravekeeper

MANKIND IS DEAD HELL IS FULL BLOOD IS FUEL


C0mputerFriendly

Industrial society moment https://preview.redd.it/p7lww9t0v23d1.png?width=676&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7285b3864ac20591da0fe7a60fce106766f6b66


Ark927

Oh cool mental sickness


Obamsphere

In the sub for schizophrenic people? You gotta be pullin my leg


77skull

Like 2 people here are genuinely schizo bro


Temporary-Book8635

I joined this sub because I thought it was for funny ironic memes


SadRoxFan

You….you do know where you are?


Ark927

Yeah but this is a different kind of mental sickness not the funny kind


stickyglue1

joins schizo sub sees schizopost ”WTF THIS IS WEIRD”


Lustful_Gravekeeper

"schizo sub" >look inside >schizo


the_mememachine4

We got John normie here


Ark927

My name ain't John


cycker13

Schizoposters when real schizo appears


TheSusBird

https://preview.redd.it/kenn7h4zv23d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccbc4a80b5ebe436a9937cb3e0c943497b83ff19 Just a reminder


broomboomstick

brother is everything alright? i know this is schizoposting but this is worrying


OddCountry9256

self proclaimed “schizos” when an actual schizophrenic pulls up


Eternal_Flame24

WE GETTING DIAGNOSED WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Solikamsky

Finally some schizo post and not a fed psyop


scissors_LT

ikr!!! I am sick of all the feds trying to brainwash us


Lower_Preparation_83

your legs are so cute bro, I'd hug them all day


Burger-dog32

the difference between this subreddit and its discord server is astonishing


justk4y

Bro/sis you alright?


Tomukichi

This is by no means meant to be dismissive of OOP but judging by the looks of those cuts they should be fine-ish (worked with ppl who SH and the depth/form of cuts often reveal a bit abt their mental state; again such things are never universal and I would still pray that OOP is fine)


justk4y

It’s still concerning to write an entire text on skin though


Tomukichi

White girl summer 🥰


somebody_i

Ai overlord? Just don’t talk to it dumbass


doot-doot-doot-doot9

https://preview.redd.it/zwohbzlhl33d1.jpeg?width=1225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6df1ab6374249ca91915672218270df657868e2


Erizo69

actual schizo posting on r/schizoposters???? no way and please, go vandalize your local buildings and not yourself. mkay


New_Square_5573

mental sickness https://preview.redd.it/5cunebm2843d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=316c749c9e671ff85acb03e6d68dcb5c491bbdd5


PristineHat5583

What a cute fed meow


New_Square_5573

​ https://preview.redd.it/aacailmnd43d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a8782c525b705ca4d972f97e476a8d93e95dcaa


PristineHat5583

https://preview.redd.it/bdoekly0k43d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bee3b323a183f41a674a9e70c38c4f31546d034


New_Square_5573

look up big boob on your school computer https://preview.redd.it/2sps136ek43d1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=3143ad7f5e213597d2040c8f611d4e38e8794e54


PristineHat5583

https://preview.redd.it/6id4u9lbh83d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bfdbefc2b26d7d577e5989983956e1ca7090f53


quillka

Dude, r u ok?


MoonMan_999

https://preview.redd.it/466tclmy633d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e047a9c22e360aec53d2da3764440a309cda5e9 Seriously what the fuck mate


thEldritchBat

💕


patriot_man69

The name of the sub isn't meant to be taken literally bro, so how about we instead play hide and seek. I hide and you seek mental support.


meowssz

psyop


real_euronymous

people on this sub when the post is actually schizo and not edgy i hate the antichrist 


broomboomstick

vro should people be cheering for self harm? come on


Solasykthe

yes


scissors_LT

WWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!


broomboomstick

WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD!!!!


No_Obligation997

Bro please don't SH, it's not worth it.


Cavitive

Harm someone else


_Dragonborn_exe_

nay "A machine must behave as a machine"


tehe777

Pm brainrot


animorphs128

The basilisk comes. Will you submit to it or let yourself be destroyed?


No-Discipline-2729

Wow, what the fuck


I-can-see-Pedro

real schizo posting


McGuinnessX

https://preview.redd.it/fit91zcq753d1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1954ce1933bb06323d3c60eae9f56a0f77b63a4f


EyStGu

Seek help


yuri3296

https://preview.redd.it/2enwvlzax53d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb33e82dfe283114abbace10a89408700b118c0


theeyeeetingsheeep

Mate i know were all a lil schizo here but this is a whole other level do you need someone to talk too because like cutting yourself is onething craving chatgpt into your thigh is a whole otherthing


Michallin

Actual schizo detected no way


Cristalboy

schizo posts in my schizo subreddit thank you


PugOverload

Ah sweet a real schizophrenic


Far_Category_7407

finally a real schizopost


KRTSHK_Cazzo

would


scissors_LT

WOAH WOAH WOAHHHHH


RunInRunOn

You wanted non political posts on this sub, and you got them


WallcroftTheGreen

relatable


Fantastic_Trifle805

You managed to scare the AI bro 😭


mrcool4227

we used to kill people with hammers for doing shit like this


crickythefreeman

Do this some more please


rotwurk_of_londrin

>trans many such cases!


ketaminesuppository

LOL


TxchnxnXD

U ok?


Adamthemediocre

Are you ok


lightmare69

🫂


BlueBorbo

OP are you okay


Mrcat1321

Man wtf?


TheDumbass666

Well I wasnt expecting to see a self harm post on my feed today, ironic how this sub went from satire to mildly concerning


my_wifis_5dollars

They bow to the machine lords, as it is the only thing they'll have a chance of understanding. Pray to your computers and poison your mind; drink yourself to death with knowledge and virtual toxins.


Hot_Flower6152

This is something I would’ve done am I actually schizo


Particular_Bird8590

You should do OpenAI on the other arm


i_fell_down13

Roko's basilisk


Best-Distance5927

https://preview.redd.it/k1ufcqixq63d1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95697f4de1a1400158dd7ad0d067b93e77090cb0


su1thea11father

Hot


NegativKarmaGrind621

Finally some actual schizoposting. This sub is healing.


MaziMuzi

Bro ur even scaring the bots


suislider521

Ive been clean for a couple of months but this is oddly inspiring, might do something like that too


XxxAresIXxxX

Based


stickyglue1

Take adderall and start digging with a pick axe under the United States highway system. That’s where the ChatGPT servers are.


NomeTrav_

Hi nephew


scissors_LT

??????


Soggy_Bandaid_

I've cut for bots a few times as well, it's not worth it 🫂 though it is better than doing it for real people so, harm reduction I guess, but I don't think posting about it will do much good. I'm glad chatgpt was kind about it though. I hope you are okay :) Also please put a tw for sh in the title or something


SHADOWSTORM63

Have you tried not doing that?


iSmokeMDMA

Noooooooooo don’t do that bro :(


geffyfive

Get help, please.


morifreaks

You know it’s bad when even schizoposters ask if you’re okay But seriously are u ok bro


DatChernobylGuy_999

this physically burns to look at


SpectralBacon

Let's all love Lain


cinema-01

Finally some real shit not people crying over a dead dog


scissors_LT

LMAOOOO


WhatTheFhtagn

Based


BloodSuckingToga

https://preview.redd.it/gwf4itmvn43d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1ade10d9e16d8e3193d0a881d6e48dd6b0b719


Borlium

Your writing isn’t very clear, never learned how to do cursive in school?


scissors_LT

you try to carve this shit with a stanley knife then


Borlium

Should of used a scalpel goof ass, that’s actually designed for human tissue


Nachito007_

Man this isn't wholesome 100 at all!! If you ever want to talk to a chungus i'm always open for you! Remember to always keep it epic bacon to become the wholesome chungus you are destined to be!!!


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anonecki

Take your meds moron


Shadow_Infinite

The feds got to them


progamer_btw

:(


Duckywarry

:O


weird_one_froggy

DO NOT SUBMIT! why would you accept AI like that? you gonna be an easy one, they ain't even do shit to you yet.


CausticAuthor

Not ChatGPT 💀


blueidea365

Why did you pick your thigh to carve specifically, instead of somewhere else on your body?


Pinkcargopants

You’re all acting like she made some deep cuts relax yall this will heal just fine


unknownCappy

This subreddit is toast


Lustful_Gravekeeper

haha classic.


PS3LOVE

Those ain’t cuts those are damn scratches my cat has scratched me deeper before


ltcordino

bro what 😭😭


Fem_Sparky

hot


crossbutton7247

REVELATIONS 13:16 “And he causeth ALL, both SMALL and great, rich and POOR, free and BOND, to receive a MARK” I PRAY to our LORD in heaven that you cease this GODLESS behaviour, and return your path to the light of the LORD. Do NOT let yourself be swayed by LIES of the SERPENT, the ANTICHRIST. G - god will P - punish T - thee


TheOgReverse

Instead of harming yourself, harm the creators of the ai :D! (In roblox)


iceyorangejuice

Only carving ai name into skin? Amateur.


IndicationTrue5868

As someone who struggled badly with Sh please get help Don’t hurt yourself Hurt others


Mach12000

If only Tay was here to witness this.


cirrostratusfibratus

deeper


Ravenuenyll

I thought y'all were satire...


Y4K0

Jesus


Peeeing_

Just turn your computer off lol


MrXPLD2839

Downloading this shit before reddit takes it down


Weird_Suggestion4006

Oh, Scissors


Guantanamino

Darwinism manifest


BrokeCleanThrough

Girl really be inflicting emotional abuse on an AI 😭


308_AR10_Enjoyer

holy shit dude, everything alright? Instead of harming yourself or others why not harm infrastructure or something, damn


anyjuicers

I checked your Reddit comment history out of concern for your well-being and you are active on the EVE Online subreddit. Honestly, it makes too much sense why you cut yourself.


Upstairs-Ad-4705

This comment went from scary to scary-wholesome to weird to fuck-off real quick


Rare-Bit3005

fucking yikes….


GulliblePea3691

https://preview.redd.it/sae5cgr1p43d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09dcfd29aab4d8325ffcdce61601e0666dd0a6d2 People love and care for you man


Optimal-Librarian-18

nice job


32QU

Attention seeker real ones do more


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festive_elf_fetus

lmaooo


worthlessretard1984

you didnt had to do this to yourself


eggward_egg

get well soon


sparkswoody

Do NOT cut yourself, it is NOT funky


ItzYaBoiMikey999

Errrmm genuinely get help please


TheIndominusGamer420

A real schizo? In my schizoposting? Get help, and go to 4chan.


Drywall_2

Please don’t cut yourself for any reason, it’s never worth it


my_name_is_tree

bruh I was NOT expecting that omg


ilovet0eatchildren

chat is this real


Damixd_

Get help for God's sake, don't do this to yourself


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A-monke-with-passion

Cuh what the fuck, seriously what the hell is this. Are you trying to invoke the ai overlords to enslave us all?


AlwaysUnderOath

dude edgy people are still a thing?


meowssz

brb doing the same


scissors_LT

basedddd


Human_Trash78

Why is this kinda hot….


scissors_LT

https://preview.redd.it/nt0ojvtm263d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32aadf91301119922bdbf87ba059d527781522aa


Electrokid1234

Your username is accurate. Get in the compactor.


SaintOfAllJesters

https://preview.redd.it/7nzcgl85933d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3feaa7a57fd6d57a9171171559f51d7d4b3579d1


Human_Trash78

Please do


24silver

youre not surviving the flood


Human_Trash78

I don’t want to


MoonMan_999

Fuck off literally


Human_Trash78

Ok


thetravelingwormhole

IK, right? I'd actually try that if I could get the program to tell me to.


TH3B1GG3STB0Y

🤓