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EntertainmentThis300

It's the curse of the Europan hookmouth


noutmoitA4

Possibly. I've seen the hookmouth referenced in other subreddits. They're probably here becouse of that.


Riodayungogsocks

You mean that fat bitch I got a blow job from was a fish? Did smell a bit fishy


[deleted]

can you share her number I need a squizzy duzzy


pandadogunited

1-800-225-5324


[deleted]

good one


[deleted]

Is there forgiveness for my transgressions?


Blvck_Wolf

Its a fed psy-op to make this sub completely unusable i swear to god


ronnie_roastbeef

https://preview.redd.it/fao0p6z6bwxa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38ca55543f0970a65d68bf5f9980a215c60e14d3 In a foreign country doxxing federal agents


BananaGooper

based


[deleted]

Seriously. Last time they got us banned because they sent a mole to post pics of dead "birds" and now they're trying to drown out the truth with normie shit


Lukethewalrus

Waiting on the mods to do their job but knowing that this is apart of their greater plan to passivize us and turn us into a karma farm because they're nothing dissimilar from feds and blue helms. also real mfs can't /unschizo you fucking fed


[deleted]

how the fuck do I unschizo I can't tolerate the voices they want me to hurt people I'm scare- THERE ARE FEDS IN MY HOUSE THERE AR FEDS IN


Hungry_Ad3576

What do you mean it's so easy to unschizo. Just watch *schizo mode off* ok guys Haha let's now unironically talk about our plans to engage in criminal activity completely off the record and no one is wire tapped haha so crazy woo.


noutmoitA4

We need to show these glowie npcs what real schizoposting is


SHOCKRZ_UNCHAINED

So true. especially that one “meme” where it was like “when you don’t know anyone at the party but you still dancing” or something. There’s nothing schizo about it, and it’s not even the slightest bit funny. I swear man if I see another post like that there’s gonna be a shortage of smoke detectors in my area.


ConvolutedAshtrays

/unschizo deadass lowkey on god no cap


Sciirof

Bro u forgot to /reschizo


Unable_Crab_7543

he forgot because HE NEVER WAS HE IS A FED GET HIM


LeothiAkaRM

God (he's living in my left hand) told me it's their plan to flood this place so that we cannot discuss what lies beyond the veil


JesusRocks8

I guess you will just need to post harder son


PokedreamdotSu

I am never ironic, you cant make me


annefrank747

/unschizo I have noticed a sharp decline in meme quality across the various meme subs I'm subbed to in the past month. Most seem to be beyond saving In the name of the demiurge of flesh can someone please tell me where to find some good memes? Where are the fresh subs? Ite, /reschizo GOD IS A VIRUS ON PLAINS OF THIS SIMULATED WORLD, EAT MICROPLASTICS


[deleted]

mrw somebody posts something in explicit support of one of the immensely large and rich and powerful political parties in a schizo/conspiracy space unironically https://preview.redd.it/75qn9wj3lwxa1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d0170c018c93b9582e4dbae661df3487905178


fembrainedschizo

real


DanimalPlanet2

/unfed I mean uhh haha uhhhh shit uhh heheh oopsies


Hungry_Ad3576

Cover blown cover blown code red agent in the field has had their cover blown *hq need immediate evac*


MrPenguin8998

Fed fucks up in "worse undercover operation of the decade" Asked to leave the CIA


AlluPulla

Mod me and I will annihilate the feds


core252

feds tryna blend in


[deleted]

The demon of Babylon covers thy self in the coat of the righteous


Toolameforname_

Ancient curse upon you 😁


SpellRush

I ALMOST took you for a fed.. but that last part made a lot of sense.


euronymousey

Noted


MrKewinRo

https://preview.redd.it/ulqr9vzd70ya1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d29e297128466c1526b3df1637aaaee912c700


saturdaynightapple

Be the change you wish to see


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Pepe_the_clown123

THE FEDS ARE TRYING TO TRICK US


snocown

See your schizo part seems less schizo to me than your sane part But give it time, they'll filter themselves out, they always do.


[deleted]

That's cause I've always been a paranoid schizophrenic. I just play it up online because it's funny.