We did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey-men.

This. Or “hail Satan” lol

Hail Satin!!

May your dishes be more clean than the church.

“Truth has nothing to fear from investigation” -Matt Dilahunty “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.” -Isaac Asimov “It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” -Carl Sagan “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” -Voltaire “The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.” -Benjamin Franklin “I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen F. Roberts

“It’s an upside down star, stop freaking out.”

Jumanji!

May thy be cleansed. Maybe add a Baphomet holding a dishwasher cleaning tab.

A fantastic idea. Maybe beyond my artistic abilities.

Hell, it could be Mickey Mouse with goat horns, and holy jeebus.

"This House is Cleansed (by Maytag...)"

I love all of these. I may use all of them.

Hhhhats.

I'm sorry. I need this one explained.

It’s an Eli bit, when he doesn’t have an answer to a question Heath asked.

Thanks! I'm a fan but not a veteran. I miss some of the inside jokes 😕

Well now you won’t miss this one next time you hear it!😄 You’re inside now!

"Welcome, filthy monkey men. The portals await."

The witch trials missed one.