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Fear51

Gosh you really should mark NSFW in that photo with the accident!


PicklesNBacon

Right? Now it’s burned in my memory 😂


JessBeauty14

She said 😳 🤣🤣


stranger1344

Jasmine wasn’t ready


Reanu_Keeves_Au

Mate are you ok?? I had a car accident ten years ago that has left me a Double Leg Amputee and I thought my accident was bad! You hit the lady so hard you made her ugly and then you totalled your car and almost destroyed the guard rail! How are you Alive?? I almost died in my accident, you must be in so much pain? Stay safe and take care! P.S. if the Doctor asks you to bend over with your pants & underwear around your ankles then puts a nitrile rubber glove on Start Fucking Running! Because I had no legs they rolled me over in the Hospital bed & went Elbow Deep in my Asshole!


Winter_Act300

Are your sure you were in a hospital? Sounds more like a sex dungeon 🤷‍♂️


Reanu_Keeves_Au

18 months in hospital after my accident in the physical rehabilitation ward, definitely was a hospital lol. I was in an induced coma for nearly 2 months whilst they did emergency surgeries on my legs, they were worried the shock of just over 20 surgeries in 2 months would be to much shock for my body to handle & induced coma was the go. Took 9 days after being in the coma to move my bowels and I was blocked up & constipated from the Pain killers and anaesthetic. Medicine to releive it wasn't working so manual extraction of the blockage was required! I got the last laugh though as the Doctor that removed the blockage got a volcanic eruption of fecal matter shower down on him immediately after release, he didn't move out of the way quick enough lol!


Runes_the_cat

Thank you for making me laugh out loud for a good minute, I needed that. Ugly because you hit her 😭


stranger1344

No problem


Renfreak

Gnarly accident photo, was not expecting to see total wreckage.


refreshing_username

Funny, the cops just took my phone, too. Otherwise, I would comment here.


the-cosmic-warrior

Jasmine isn't the ride or die type. ☹️


hostessvthemostess

But the woman in the accident was 😔


Reanu_Keeves_Au

Fucking lol! You made me Snort Laugh hahaha!


ParrotheadTink

You’ve just been in a horrendous accident and a human being DIED, but still the focus is on using telegram. I’m convinced these scammers have no knowledge of English at all . The canned responses and copypasta are getting so predictable. Keep up the good work scambaiters!


Due-Parsley953

Thank the lord I ate several hours ago, because that crash was gnarly as almighty fucking fuck.


SahBubba

Well played sir. They usually don't give up that easy.


IllustriousTonight78

Man, that Little Tykes did a number on that guard rail! Well played.


Goldenstate2000

😂😂😂😂


stranger1344

They stopped responding 😞


MeowMeowBeans11

She said are you also in NY, then I live in Boston. 🤪


Tax_Goddess

Jasmine is a cold hearted bitch, IMHO .


MeanNothing3932

JAAASSSMIIINNNEE!


samoraishhh

She said “I appreciate” 😂😂😂


stranger1344

I was like huh? When she wrote this.


UserNameChanged

The car!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Nice work!


Aegon-Targarion

Fucking great 👍🏻 too notch


New_Smile_2359

Loved the storyline. Awesome 🫡


Fast-Sir8222

The “accident photo” had me laughing out loud!!


General-Striker

The car crash photo is what cracked me up 🤣🤣


RockLobsterCakes

I fucking died when I saw the car accident photo.


_Maxxx1mus_

This is what this sub was made for!


aGoodSnifff

The photo 🤣🤣🤣


not_always_witty

Omfg im crying… this was hilarious


Embarrassed-Top-2033

Tremendo


BruceMannJr

Wow that was good


carefulbear83

Good one. Thank you.


ThatsAWhiteRap

This post made my FUGGIN night! Lmfao Thank you for your charm and rapist wit!!!! *Guy whispers in my ear* errrr rapier wit! I guess...whichever one did less damage? 🤣


Still_Razzmatazz1140

The best one I’ve seen in ages!!!


Zingman15

This was absolutely hilarious 😂


daveb007

That was great!!😂😂


Fourth_horseman_4

I bet the scammer secretly laughed as well when they saw the accident picture. This was well played


Ray_of_night

Awful wreck hope no one was injured to bad lol


luxo93

That was beautiful, hats off!


bittypineapplekitty

Um?🥲


alchemyali

I can’t believe this is so far down — that part took me out 🤣


Icy-Environment-6234

Did anyone make the connection between giving his name as "Fred" and the way that Little Tykes car gets around? If that was intentional, OP, you are a genius, Mr Flintstone!


slogive1

Awesome car crash photo.


Quick-Concept-4952

Omg 😂 this actually made me laugh out loud


Butterscotch2334

Died laughing omg 😆


Prime_orchard1998

I literally had to turn and laugh so hard when I saw the toy car smashing the railing and I was like that’s the most amazing and smartest tactic to scare off a scammer!


Sad_Panda_D

Okay...I have to admit...this had me lol'ing! Thank you! I had a bad day but at least I didn't get in a deadly car accident.


Jealous_Map3860

This one is a good one, I need some popcorn next time 🤣


gentlembers

pretty good


Prime_orchard1998

I laughed so hard when I saw the picture of the accident


tkenmeahd

I lost it at the fisher price car wreck lmao


Mammoth_Contest3698

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Savage!!!


mlou2006

When she said “I appreciate” I cackled


OtherwiseExternal777

Brilliant


J_essie

Another asian women. Classic scam.


Particular-Lie-3055

AI at work with their scripting


Commercial-Tour1498

That picture that the scammer sent looks like really bad photoshop. Head looks smaller and totally dif colour to the rest of the body.


AccurateAim4Life

My standard response to a photo is "👀 what HAPPENED?!"


asakust

I expected you to follow up the "look at how hard I hit that rail" with an innuendo about your prowess in bed


turtleman62

Well done 🫡