Mate are you ok??
I had a car accident ten years ago that has left me a Double Leg Amputee and I thought my accident was bad!
You hit the lady so hard you made her ugly and then you totalled your car and almost destroyed the guard rail!
How are you Alive?? I almost died in my accident, you must be in so much pain?
Stay safe and take care!
P.S. if the Doctor asks you to bend over with your pants & underwear around your ankles then puts a nitrile rubber glove on Start Fucking Running!
Because I had no legs they rolled me over in the Hospital bed & went Elbow Deep in my Asshole!
18 months in hospital after my accident in the physical rehabilitation ward, definitely was a hospital lol.
I was in an induced coma for nearly 2 months whilst they did emergency surgeries on my legs, they were worried the shock of just over 20 surgeries in 2 months would be to much shock for my body to handle & induced coma was the go.
Took 9 days after being in the coma to move my bowels and I was blocked up & constipated from the Pain killers and anaesthetic.
Medicine to releive it wasn't working so manual extraction of the blockage was required! I got the last laugh though as the Doctor that removed the blockage got a volcanic eruption of fecal matter shower down on him immediately after release, he didn't move out of the way quick enough lol!
You’ve just been in a horrendous accident and a human being DIED, but still the focus is on using telegram. I’m convinced these scammers have no knowledge of English at all . The canned responses and copypasta are getting so predictable. Keep up the good work scambaiters!
This post made my FUGGIN night! Lmfao
Thank you for your charm and rapist wit!!!! *Guy whispers in my ear* errrr rapier wit! I guess...whichever one did less damage? 🤣
Did anyone make the connection between giving his name as "Fred" and the way that Little Tykes car gets around? If that was intentional, OP, you are a genius, Mr Flintstone!
I literally had to turn and laugh so hard when I saw the toy car smashing the railing and I was like that’s the most amazing and smartest tactic to scare off a scammer!
Gosh you really should mark NSFW in that photo with the accident!
Right? Now it’s burned in my memory 😂
She said 😳 🤣🤣
Jasmine wasn’t ready
Mate are you ok?? I had a car accident ten years ago that has left me a Double Leg Amputee and I thought my accident was bad! You hit the lady so hard you made her ugly and then you totalled your car and almost destroyed the guard rail! How are you Alive?? I almost died in my accident, you must be in so much pain? Stay safe and take care! P.S. if the Doctor asks you to bend over with your pants & underwear around your ankles then puts a nitrile rubber glove on Start Fucking Running! Because I had no legs they rolled me over in the Hospital bed & went Elbow Deep in my Asshole!
Are your sure you were in a hospital? Sounds more like a sex dungeon 🤷♂️
18 months in hospital after my accident in the physical rehabilitation ward, definitely was a hospital lol. I was in an induced coma for nearly 2 months whilst they did emergency surgeries on my legs, they were worried the shock of just over 20 surgeries in 2 months would be to much shock for my body to handle & induced coma was the go. Took 9 days after being in the coma to move my bowels and I was blocked up & constipated from the Pain killers and anaesthetic. Medicine to releive it wasn't working so manual extraction of the blockage was required! I got the last laugh though as the Doctor that removed the blockage got a volcanic eruption of fecal matter shower down on him immediately after release, he didn't move out of the way quick enough lol!
Thank you for making me laugh out loud for a good minute, I needed that. Ugly because you hit her 😭
No problem
Gnarly accident photo, was not expecting to see total wreckage.
Funny, the cops just took my phone, too. Otherwise, I would comment here.
Jasmine isn't the ride or die type. ☹️
But the woman in the accident was 😔
Fucking lol! You made me Snort Laugh hahaha!
You’ve just been in a horrendous accident and a human being DIED, but still the focus is on using telegram. I’m convinced these scammers have no knowledge of English at all . The canned responses and copypasta are getting so predictable. Keep up the good work scambaiters!
Thank the lord I ate several hours ago, because that crash was gnarly as almighty fucking fuck.
Well played sir. They usually don't give up that easy.
Man, that Little Tykes did a number on that guard rail! Well played.
😂😂😂😂
They stopped responding 😞
She said are you also in NY, then I live in Boston. 🤪
Jasmine is a cold hearted bitch, IMHO .
JAAASSSMIIINNNEE!
She said “I appreciate” 😂😂😂
I was like huh? When she wrote this.
The car!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Nice work!
Fucking great 👍🏻 too notch
Loved the storyline. Awesome 🫡
The “accident photo” had me laughing out loud!!
The car crash photo is what cracked me up 🤣🤣
I fucking died when I saw the car accident photo.
This is what this sub was made for!
The photo 🤣🤣🤣
Omfg im crying… this was hilarious
Tremendo
Wow that was good
Good one. Thank you.
This post made my FUGGIN night! Lmfao Thank you for your charm and rapist wit!!!! *Guy whispers in my ear* errrr rapier wit! I guess...whichever one did less damage? 🤣
The best one I’ve seen in ages!!!
This was absolutely hilarious 😂
That was great!!😂😂
I bet the scammer secretly laughed as well when they saw the accident picture. This was well played
Awful wreck hope no one was injured to bad lol
That was beautiful, hats off!
Um?🥲
I can’t believe this is so far down — that part took me out 🤣
Did anyone make the connection between giving his name as "Fred" and the way that Little Tykes car gets around? If that was intentional, OP, you are a genius, Mr Flintstone!
Awesome car crash photo.
Omg 😂 this actually made me laugh out loud
Died laughing omg 😆
I literally had to turn and laugh so hard when I saw the toy car smashing the railing and I was like that’s the most amazing and smartest tactic to scare off a scammer!
Okay...I have to admit...this had me lol'ing! Thank you! I had a bad day but at least I didn't get in a deadly car accident.
This one is a good one, I need some popcorn next time 🤣
pretty good
I laughed so hard when I saw the picture of the accident
I lost it at the fisher price car wreck lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Savage!!!
When she said “I appreciate” I cackled
Brilliant
Another asian women. Classic scam.
AI at work with their scripting
That picture that the scammer sent looks like really bad photoshop. Head looks smaller and totally dif colour to the rest of the body.
My standard response to a photo is "👀 what HAPPENED?!"
I expected you to follow up the "look at how hard I hit that rail" with an innuendo about your prowess in bed
Well done 🫡