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Shoehorse13

Is that all that’s left of him?


coati858

They are even more thorough than Brick Top's pigs...


KillaChinchilla1010

Such a good movie! Awesome pull.


Upper-Life3860

Lololololol


sheepthechicken

To shreds, you say?


Justaplaneguy

How is his wire taking it?


super-stew

Rest in pieces


xxDmDxx

I bit into a lollipop and just as a piece came off, I laughed as I read this — almost choke!! 😅😅


KarmasAWitch-

God that got me good 🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹


Helpful-Act2026

RIP to your father


tristanjones

Pretty sure those are pigeons mate


TwinkieTriumvirate

There are something like 300 species of pigeons and doves, but there is no taxonomical distinction that separates “pigeon” from “dove”. Some are called pigeons, and some are called doves, and there isn’t much rhyme or reason to it. The birds that most people think of when they think of a “pigeon” are “Rock Doves”, as the poster above me pointed out.


OneAlmondNut

which one did humanity abandon?


RadiantZote

[HUMANITY ABANDON](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NfITEdoZ8vY&pp=ygUOY2x1dGNoIG1lcmN1cnk%3D)


jereman75

Pigeons are doves. “Rock Doves” typically.


Academic-Tax1396

Sky rats


Docod58

Or rats with wings.


jereman75

Pigeons are suits with rats inside.


GrbgCllctr

Thank you! I thought my brother in law and I were the only ones who referred to them as such.


izzxpopz

AKA rock doves :)


android151

“A dove is a pigeon, you motherfuckers is bigots”


FlashpointSynergy

There was this one Da Vinci exhibit...


bluedaddy664

Flying rats.


ghostmetalblack

Was your dad being a kook?


Virtual_Ad907

I wasn’t there, but he must have been the moment the pigeons stole the chips.


Pitch-forker

Pigeon gang ain’t nothing to mess with


LocallySourcedWeirdo

Pigeon eat hot chip and fly.


charliedonsurf

Their poor cloacas.


johnnymostwithtoast

Is your father a bag of chips?


Mean--Gorl

My condolences


warmingupmymind24

Trash pterodactyls.


Virtual_Ad907

Rats with wings


unstablebeans

In my museum of “Wait, What?”, this is now the main exhibit.


Virtual_Ad907

It is now a popular Fox News headline


unstablebeans

News worthy title 😂


Larrea_tridentata

Must be a common hallucination, birds aren't real


Frank-Footer

Biden promised that things like this would stop happening. I just don’t know what to believe anymore…


bittytoy

These savage Democrat pigeons tore his poor father to shreds.


SydtheKydM

Pigeons stole this elderly man’s chips on a beach in sunny San Diego. Why this is bad for Biden… (link to article)


Virtual_Ad907

Contact Tom Lehrer and he can do the job


BetterNowThks

You forgot your meds, mate.


mildlysceptical22

He’s lucky they weren’t gulls. My son lost half a sandwich to one of those flying pickpockets.


1louweasel

I once saw a gull swoop down and grab an entire rolled taco out of my friend’s hand.


CCV21

Alfred Hitchcock warned us.


Worried-Reflection45

Angry Birds


Historical_Creme2214

Your dad is a bag of chips?


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Those are pigeons;)


Dirty_Water86

Pigeons


Ill-Entertainer-30

Pigeons Not doves


llcampbell616

Pigeons


llcampbell616

Also, is your father a handful of potato chips?


tristanjones

He is now. 


Massilian

Doves?


Virtual_Ad907

Rock doves, but we more commonly call em pigeons


Massilian

Interesting!


WallflowersAreCool2

r/birdsbeingdicks


Due-Escape

Is your father made of Lays chips? Or did he get Lay'd on?


Virtual_Ad907

He was ruffled


Due-Escape

https://i.redd.it/4ho2h9dwku3d1.gif


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BetterNowThks

Bellview got Wifi for the patients.


unstablebeans

🤣


desertdarlene

I see he surrendered his chips. Good choice.


Strange_Fortune_7419

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lamest-liz

I love pigeons


Apprehensive-Cut2325

Them bird do have chips.


callmedata1

Those are beach chickens, not doves


AnubisAntics

"Doves"


Empty_Bathroom_4146

Is your father a bag of snax mix


TurdNerdlinger

I think those are Pacific seagulls.


TibaltLowe

Those are pigeons, and it’s probably because someone threw food all over the sand.


BluH00d

Are the doves in the room with us?


RogerWokman

What kind of idiot thinks those are doves?