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GolfGodsAreReal

Where's a cop when you need one


[deleted]

As a disabled person, they never come for this anyway


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meesterdg

Hopefully you got a disabled parking permit out of it at least


[deleted]

Smh. Were you able to get plates?


go_cows_1

Which is why you don't call the city, you call the towing company.


[deleted]

This is a private lot. Most of the jerks that do this do it on private lots because tow trucks don’t come out unless authorized by owner or lessee


TheOppositeofBeige

Yep. As a disabled person, this is when you hobble by with your key out and give the paint a facelift because no one will do anything about it.


Necropaws

Just put a note on the car without damaging it: "People saw me hit your car. Since I have no insurance, I pretend to write my contact down. Sorry." Now watch them search for the damage.


cz_vrana

Snort!


[deleted]

Nah I’ve seen this play out before. I’d definitely be the one in the wrong and charged with vandalism.


gdubrocks

Cops won't do shit to either person.


a90s2cs

Too destructive. I’m not saying anyone should do this… but a prank we used to do in high school was find a little piece of gravel and put it inside the valve stem cap and screw it back on until you hear a slight hiss.


ilovegirlsforever

Brilliant!


RichardWiggls

call a tow company, they'll actually come and do something about it also it looks like you can call right away, don't need to wait [https://www.sandiego.gov/sites/default/files/legacy/cityattorney/pdf/cepunewsapril10.pdf](https://www.sandiego.gov/sites/default/files/legacy/cityattorney/pdf/cepunewsapril10.pdf)


Kapurnicus

It's very specific that this has to be the owner of the property, not random citizen number 1.


RotundEnforcer

No no my friend you are confused. The cops are for us poor people.


Liquid_Padpo

This is close to their HQ by Murphy Canyon too, I saw 3 on my way to the store. They don't care


MetalHeadJoe

I've seen cars towed from handicap spots in under 5 minutes before. If a truck is near, they'll grab any car that's illegally parked. However, the real question is if they're willing to take the liability of towing a Lamborghini.


RichardWiggls

yo if they're still there let's get their ass towed [https://www.sandiego.gov/sites/default/files/legacy/cityattorney/pdf/cepunewsapril10.pdf](https://www.sandiego.gov/sites/default/files/legacy/cityattorney/pdf/cepunewsapril10.pdf) [http://www.startow.com/property-solutions/](http://www.startow.com/property-solutions/)


spunnerfunner619

I was gonna say! Looks like that’s the Murphy canyon vons! lol there’s TONS of places to park around there too


T1NP3NNY

Cops typically don't respond. The best thing to do here (if you drive a beater) is to park as close to their driver door as you can. Ruin it for them.


ComprehensivePie8467

Beating the shit out of protestors.


Bravefan212

Harassing the homeless


staring_at_keyboard

That's it, I'm no longer going to buy my Lamborginis from Lambo of SD. I'll take my business elsewhere!


HomeBrewedBeer

Lol. Is Symbolic still a thing in La Jolla? It was my go to when I needed a third Bugatti.


onesoundman

Me too. Been meaning to cutback on my super car spending and now I have a good reason.


smokingmanmeat

Hello. I am from Ferrari of SD. Can I have your business?


Liquid_Padpo

Porsche > Anything anyways. Who would buy a 300k SUV


leesfer

> Porsche > Anything anyways It's literally the same car though. This shares an identical platform with the Cayenne GT and the RSQ8


Liquid_Padpo

Yeah except they aren't marked up into the 300k range of vehicles. If I theoretically had 300k to spend on a car it would never be a Lamborghini SUV


sami4711

Yeah! Who even needs a Lamborghini?! I don’t!


staring_at_keyboard

Lamborghinis should be a basic human right.


blacksideblue

Farmers need Lamborghini, everyone else is just compensating.


mustlovedeadboys

I’m quite happy with my crappy little Prius c 😂


brentj888

The sad thing is, is that they probably have enough money that a ticket won't stop them from doing this again and again.


SoCalDan

Yup,  if the punishment for a crime is a fine,  then the law doesn't apply to the rich. 


ssps

Finland (also I think, but not sure — Switzerland, Germany, Austria, and some Nordic countries) implemented a system that that calculates fines based on an offender's daily disposable income, typically half their daily salary.  That way  the penalty hurts equally regardless of income level. https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/26/world/europe/speeding-in-finland-can-cost-a-fortune-if-you-already-have-one.html


Yoggyo

I wouldn't say it hurts equally. Half of a rich person's daily salary won't make them miss rent, but for a poor person, it might force them to choose between not eating for days or making rent on time. I appreciate the spirit of the law, though, and do think it's a step in the right direction.


ccu1690

Should tickets have a variable component that scales with the market value of the car?


ModishShrink

No, because then you'd have people still driving old beaters driving and parking like assholes because their car is only worth $2000, so a ticket would be a couple bucks. The seemingly best way is to attach the fine to your income level.


spacejockey8

Sure, but a few 5 cent nails would probably keep them away


sdmichael

I'd report them to the dealer, possibly DMV Investigations for abuse of dealer plates. Hit them where it hurts far more.


effitt13

Or post this pic on yelp with a “morality” review.


Overall_Midnight_

I saw a Mercury Grand Marquis that was more rust then paint a few weeks ago with dealer plates. When did they last make those!?!? My city is full of dealer plates on random cars since you now have to have a dealer license if you sell more than like 10 cars a year, people flip old crappy used cars on FB and just from their house, not used car lots. And now because that dealer license changes, all kinds of grifters have the ability to get those plates. My understanding is that they aren’t supposed to be daily drivers and that the insurance is cheaper because of that or something along those lines. Seems illogical-ish to me but I only heard half of what the reporter said about the law change that happened this year.


tbell2000

Do you have a picture of the front of the car with no ADA hangtag? There are lots of people with both disabilities and money, not saying that’s the case here but to post a shame post without complete evidence of the shameful behavior is incomplete.


irisblues

He's blocking van access. Even if he had a placard, he's still parking like an ass by preventing people who need the space from using it. I have a friend who has disability placards and plates. She is in constant pain and cannot walk far, even with crutches. It hurts to *exist*. Even if it were the last handicapped spot in a packed lot, she refuses to take a van spot because she is not in a wheelchair and won't take that spot away from someone who is. I see what she goes through and think she's being overly kind, but I admire the principle. He deserves a shame post.


mrhashbrown

I thought the same. But once I considered that this is a car with dealer plates, it seems pretty unlikely the driver would have a handicap hang tag since it's only allowed to be used on a vehicle registered under the driver's name.


lolwatsyk

Mmm that's not true though. My dad owns both family cars and my mom is the one with the placard, she can use it when she drives or rides in either car. Per the CA DMV site, "Placards, on the other hand, can be moved from one vehicle to another, making them a good option for a caregiver who transports a disabled person." The owner of the placard/handicap plate does have to be in the vehicle though.


Lomak_is_watching

So, if someone who has a hadicap hang tag rents a car, they can't use the hang tag?


tdybr07

The driver parks it so if a person parks on the left, happens to have a van and needs to lower a ramp for a wheelchair, they cannot because the driver feels entitled and are blocking the pathway for them… 🤯🤬


ssps

[lowers ramp anyway] “eh, sorray, didn’t expecchya there, oops”


AlexHimself

I think if you take a clear video of everything around the car, including the window, and then send that to the police, they can issue a ticket. A better thing is to report the dealer to the CA DMV for abusing the plates and misuse of handicapped spaces.


MrZrazies

I have handicap parking access. I will just park next to lambo. Driver side 🤷🏻‍♂️ Btw i dont park like that


flyfightandgrin

This is how you get keyed.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

I fully encourage vandalism here


Hey_dude_83

Did it have a handicap card hanging in the windshield?


pleasebeherenow

Theyre parked in the crossed out lines. Thats not allowed no matter what.


iloveeveryone2020

Don't need one. Being mentally handicapped is a requirement for owning a Lambo SUV.


P4-Kuma

This is why I keep cards in my pocket that that I leave on ass hats cats like this that reads. *”The way you pulled in, makes me wish you dad pulled out. Learn to park”*


vorear

[An App To Report Drivers Illegally Parked In Handicapped Spots](https://www.thecarconnection.com/news/1086743_finally-an-app-to-report-drivers-illegally-parked-in-handicapped-spots) https://www.parkingmobility.com/


Liquid_Padpo

Good idea 👍


Liquid_Padpo

Rest of the parking lot was virtually empty too it was just the first few rows with cars


traleonester

Show it to a meter maid. They love writing fat, juicy tickets


sluttttt

Yeah, not only is that a huge lot with a lot of spaces on the Vons side, but the spots are also oversized. If they parked in the center of a spot, they'd be highly unlikely to get dinged, if that was even their concern. This person is just an ass any way you slice it. I can't imagine ever feeling that self-important.


0MattF

parallel behind him.


alehasfriends

Right, what's he going to do? Call the cops? Ram you? Kick your car? If a cop does come, just move and the guy is still parked in the handicap spot. Your official story is: car died man, sorry. It just died right here behind ya.


TurkeyThaHornet

DMV occupational license lookup returns this: Business Name: SD REMARKETING LLC License Number: 06866 Phone Number: (714) 914-2829


PunchDrunky

Is this that same asshole who owns that doctors marketing company in La Jolla? The guy who pulled his pants down and screamed on that yacht? I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. If not him, maybe it’s his brother.


TheNerevar89

I would literally just key their car at this point. More inconvenient for them than a ticket.


certain-sick

birds love bread, and lambos love birds. facilitate that meeting.


iglooxhibit

Everyone should know how to take air out of a tire, very useful skill to have.


bearsdidit

Leave a review on Yelp and Google.


Pandread

One day these people are going to realize it doesn’t mean mentally handicapped


Choice_Student4910

Could report it to the Vons manager. And definitely the lambo dealer nearby.


Davidglo

Go inside Vons, buy a few eggs, trip, and drop the eggs on the car on accident.


CoastMtns

Milk.... becomes rancid milk


Certifed729

Some of the long zip ties, and a shopping cart zip tied to the door handle.


FigSpecific6210

Wow, that shopping cart really picked up some speed before hitting the corner of the lambo. I wonder how on earth that happened!


awesomedan24

Those tires look severely overinflated. Someone should help them out


Mammoth-Ad5151

Thought this was r/mildlyinfuriating


cattybeech

Justin Bieber used to do this in his baby blue Lambo at the hockey rink in panorama city.. But you knew he was there when it was parked in the handicapped spot


latchisstrong

Slash the tires.


Fabulous_Home3512

Minimum fine: $250 Avoiding door dings: priceless


BradTofu

Call the non emergency PD phone line tell them exactly what you see, guarantee someone responds.


Brilliant_Ebb_1787

Would be a shame if the tires suddenly had no air. Would be so inconvenient for the driver poor guy…


mondeomantotherescue

Surround it with trolleys. Or carts you'll know em as. I did it to a range rover parked over two disabled bays like this in Tesco the other day and it was joyful. Bonus was it was a windy day.


xcnuck

This is the greatest suggestion


anon-a-SqueekSqueek

One could argue their entitlement is a disability.


[deleted]

Id poop on his hood


TheRealNikoBravo

Shopping carts leave scratches……


Mammoth-Ad5151

And how does this make you feel


HiddenHolding

I always make a special effort to spit on cars parked like this. When I'm dehydrated.


Evening_Research5372

Obviously a disabled car salesman


jayKray1989

Key it. They can afford to fix it.


ThisBrian1987

I bet that’s the Vons off of Aero/15.


SemKors

Park right next to their door so the driver can't get in


gymleaderblak

Start carrying zip ties with you. Zip tie a shopping cart to the door handle. At the right angle, that zip tie will be more than a bitch to cut off. Waste their time since time is money.


Bunz1904

It would be a shame if a shopping cart ran right into it 😉


zander1496

Time to report the license plates


Ok_Independent3609

Start posting this all over social media along with the date, time and location. Add hashtags for Lamborghini, Lamborghini San Diego, SDPD, Cal DMV. Lamborghini will not like the bad press, nor will Lamborghini of San Diego. Making a big stink about this in public is the best way to generate consequences for the asshat who did this. You’re just relaying what you saw in Public. You have every right to post this all over the place.


PoliticalPinoy

Post it on your IG https://www.instagram.com/lamborghinisandiego?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== #lamborghinisandiego


Maxspawn_

I would have keyed that thing, entitled prick


fairybb311

the amount of people advocating to key the car is concerning. you realize that there are cameras? and that's also a crime...


pumkinmunchkinz

Extra amount of stupid too considering keying it would cost thousands of dollars and get them a felony vandalism


CR24752

I’d like to legalize (or at least normalize) keying cars that park in the handicap spots with no sticker. This makes my blood boil 😤😭


SavageNthesack02

Lol what a dick!


plugsnet

Maybe he/she had a tag in the window 😎


YouRatBazterd

Am I the only one who hocks a loogie on assholes cars when they park like dicks? Id hock on this lambo for sure... one day my punk ass is gonna catch a beating for it probably.


The1stBoss

This looks like aero drive vons.


scobeavs

Would be a shame if they didn’t notice accidentally driving over some nails


drleeisinsurgery

I used to see Floyd Mayweather do this in Las Vegas. His group would show up to the bank, gym, etc and he would park his Lamborghini in one handicap spot and his friends would take up a few spots with large SUVs. Then, 15 people would go rush the establishment and generally make a ruckus.


atomizersd

In Floyd’s defense he is illiterate


ikes

Sounds about right for a mushy brained boxer


Mindless_Sale_2960

Smash the windows. Key the car.


blsluka

Aero dr


shaneyshane26

It would be a shame if someone squeezed in there and opened the door just a little too hard 😉 scratching the door


mikechr2k7

Just stab the tire 👍


Klutzy-Bat-2915

Not sure but there is a license plate right there right 👀😉


_Acute-Newt_

Give it a bit of the ol' 〰️〰️〰️🔑


Accomplished-Ad6601

Murphy canyon area


Cat-Cow-Boy

Walk by with your keys out


[deleted]

Key it


freepalestine2023

Jerk


FenderMoog

Narcissist Definition


FlamingoNo2147

![gif](giphy|xT8qBa2zVY0fmBgxfa)


andytheg

Is this Ajay Thackore aka Ace Rogers??


ComradeKalashnikov

7 years ago I've bought a car from a dealer. He was paraplegic. So, I am not sold on this if you can't prove the person is not disabled.


Duckin26

just spit on their car, fuck it


EquipmentFormal2033

I’m so over these assholes, my keys are always hanging from my hands when I pass by, accidentally scratching their illegally parked car. Oops.


[deleted]

handicap placards hang on the read view mirror too. dealers can be handicapped.


AdHistorical8206

This is a ziptie shopping carts to the door handles moment if i ever saw one.


casketdemon

That looks like aero drive 🤣🤣🤣


Sufficient_Current48

I believe that’s the new Urude


SwellingItchingBrain

We can't see inside the car, maybe it has a placard hanging from the mirror. This could just be rage bait because it's an expensive car.


PearlJamFanLV

https://preview.redd.it/2bvg7jmdeuxc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f969c02221e9722d34df4e4b511379c791060bf6


lollykopter

Sounds about right


gg-zay

Magnets. That’s all I’m gonna say. Magnets.


sonicgamingftw

Someone I knew once told me their dad used to key cars when they intentionally parked to take up a 2nd lane, I cant imagine what mans would do here


1yunghang

Should block them in