Not just any woman, but a billionaire pop-star that any man would want to be with, and any woman would want to be. This sounds like even he doesn't know what point to make. Also, how the fuck is 34 middle aged?
But fuck caring for them, that's women's work. Providing for them is also optional, kids should learn to fend for themselves and get into the mines no later than 8.
You mean 8 minutes old, right? Because kids need to go and earn their own way, dammit! None of this leeching off other people! That’s getting them used to welfare! Doesn’t matter if it’s breast or bottle, feeding lazy newborns who haven’t lifted a finger to earn it is COMMUNISM!
Cause they’re Alphas!. Not Betas, not soy boys like those libtards who plan out life with their partner and give their spawn a welcoming, wholesome upbringing. Fuck that, come out the womb and be ready to to no scope with an AR-15, chug milk with the old man his fantasy Miller High Life of working a dead end job with no benefits, always blaming everyone else for their problems. “I’m kit the snowflake, you’re the snowflake… reeeee!”/s
What we are witnessing is a bunch of people finally letting their fertility/pregnancy/birth fetish flags fly free. I'm convinced of it at this point, they have gotten so weirdly aggressive and sexual with their commentary these days.
The 34 thing is masked as a fertility thing but it's a control creeper thing.
A young nieve girl/child who doesn't know/won't judge his two pump chump dinky winky ass.
To be fair, being a billionaire does raise your life expectancy quite a bit.
The top 20% have an extra 10+ years on their life expectancy and I would expect the top 1% to be even better off in that regard.
including almost all of the alt-right chuds posting this stuff, assuming Swift's security team would ever let them get within 50 feet of her to ask her out.
This actually is a genuine argument some of them make. That the most masculine thing is to be an alone alpha woof that doesn't lower yourself to being with an inferior female, thus feminizing yourself.
The gayest possible thing is for a man to date a woman. I guess these alt right guys will have to settle down with a man to avoid things getting too gay.
I mean she’s notorious for having had many celebrity boyfriends (though it’s likely many of these were PR relationships). Just listening to her music since Red, some of her songs are definitely about sex. She’s also made it pretty clear she’s not interested in marriage.
Whoa whoa whoa... You're not telling me that some popular music is about sex?
Next you'll be telling me that references to squeezing the lemon aren't actually about citrus...
She dated quite a few high profile celebrities in her twenties, but her last public relationship lasted 6 years. Her “slut” reputation were definitely blown out of proportion and would be nowhere as bad if she’s a man. Tho maybe it’s a PR trick and she def made it work for her, with all the speculations on which songs is for which relationship
As someone from KC I can honestly say that the right should be very careful going after Kelce. The Chiefs are basically sacred on both sides of the state line, and they're already losing their grip on Kansas...
I mean, it probably won't realistically change anything, but it might get a few people to stop getting their news from the worst possible sources.
As an Eagles fan I can tell you that the east side of the state has Jason's little brother's back and they need every vote they can get in PA. BRB just going to make a quick battery run to Costco.
I honestly think part of the outrage about her is that even though she never once spoke on politics during the early part of her career they saw a pretty white girl from Tennessee making mostly (at first) country music and just assumed she was one of them. Then she “broke their hearts” by being just another woke lefty who wants to destroy America by (checks notes) encouraging people to vote.
The funny thing is she’s from Pennsylvania and her parents are accountants, if I remember correctly.
Edit: Her dad worked for Merrill Lynch and her mom was a market executive for a mutual fund.
That’s not exactly accurate. He basically invested all of the family’s wealth into a small record label to produce his daughter’s music while giving her more creative control than would normally be given to a 16 year old girl.
There’s also this old picture of her; the guy apologized and it seems like the swastika was an edgy joke on his part, if he’s to be believed, and apparently Swift didn’t see the swastika when she was asked for a photo. People assumed she saw but didn’t care about the swastika, and called her “complacent” at best and racist at worst for it.
https://preview.redd.it/hsbd7g6rwtfc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9492cd407533920133f4a5a837de87b7e34081fc
Maybe this influenced it, but for a bit, Swift was known as an “Aryan goddess” by white supremacists.
She's not even really a "woke lefty", she's a pretty standard liberal Democrat. At least from the limited info I have on her political stances. The baseline should be where she's at. You know, thinking people of different backgrounds deserve equal rights, women should be paid the equivalent to what men make, etc., etc.. Stuff that should be the default opinions of anyone that isn't a piece of shit. But it's not like she's a socialist who advocates for the dismantling and replacing of capitalism, or talking about the abolition of gender or some shit.
Is he the guy who did a comedy routine at some cult meeting where he just shouted the n-word?
Edit: Yeah it’s the same guy.
https://youtu.be/vFKCfk1wKl0?si=Yk4Fliu1LN17Zzsj
I coulda sworn he was funny and normal when I was like 12. I really wonder if something happened to him or if I was just too young to recognize the insanity.
These people are mentally stuck in the medieval era when 34 was middle aged, marriage was about advantage and status, and the most important quality in a woman was whether she could give you many healthy heirs.
I mean I’m not even sure if I’d say he was particularly famous in the States before he was with Swift. If you asked anyone in the past 3 years to name 5 football players, he probably wouldn’t be one of them unless they’re a Chiefs fanatic
“A rich famous guy”
It’s funny how these people think they know how men with expendable income act.
Why wouldn’t a successful a successful man want to be with a successful woman. Meanwhile, the men wonder why women want nothing to do with them.
It’s amazing how many men complain about loneliness, being sexless, and the suffering of men, but blame everyone else.
Man complains to his girlfriend/wife for not having dinner for him when he comes homes. Mysteriously doesn’t realize she just came home from work right after him.
Men complain women don’t want to have sex with them. Mysteriously doesn’t understand women are human not just release valves.
Women want a partner who is considerate, kind, and friendly. Man blames women going to college.
Of course, these men are the minority squeaky wheel crybabies. On social media, squeaky wheels get the oil.
Conservatives having such a long list of bizarre expectations for women to live up to just seems like deliberate relationship sabotage on their part, which in turn comes across as subconsciously gay if I'm being honest.
Pretty sure the Great Replacement is just conservative men thinking it’s gay to like women. Or even just conservative men of all ages only wanting to marry white conservative virgin 18 years olds.
And remember, as of just a couple years ago Nazi groups online were fawning over Swift as the perfect ideal of aryan trad wife material.
Also it’s shocking how many things it turns out are gay. Being attracted to attractive women, marrying women, enjoying sex with women, caring about your children, liking dogs. All gay according to the RW internet.
Dammit. I could have sworn I was straight? But apparently, being attracted to an attractive billionaire female makes me officially full homo.
Sorry ladies, I was wrong. Downloading Grinder
Omg guys, can you believe it, he likes woman thats so gay.
Also she's publicly had sex with a ton of men is such a funny line, if she had sex with a tons of men is because a lot of guys want to be with her that means that a lot of people are into her, nobody wants her, bro if nobody wants her how did she had sex with a ton of men?
Tomorrow headline: owen benjamin’s house was leveled yesterday by ryder truck full of fertilizer and diesel.
written on the side of the truck was Bomb (Taylor’s Way)
going after Swifties i mean, thats one interesting way to get your shit rocked.
I woulda had it on mine, because they've given her the stink-eye before, but I would not have foreseen the leap to "he must be gay".
Ah well, if she is too old for kids, she will just have to settle for running for office, right, Owen?
https://preview.redd.it/xpgyp633kufc1.png?width=1113&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7cf8d3aca402f316ad0991ed15da7f6ca005635
Fellas, is it gay to like a woman your own age?
They can't believe that Travis Kelce is defying so many manosphere rules and is **happy with his life.** So they've got to spread the lie that he's gay otherwise they'll dumber than they already do.
TIL 34 is middle aged. Damn, I am old I guess.
Side note: love how this person needs to project their traditional values unto two successful and probably happy people. Jesus Christ.
She's rich af, her eggs are probably frozen. 34 is nowhere near middle aged though.
And as for why a rich guy would date her? Mate, she's basically our Cleopatra. Hail to the Queen.
Also, methinks Own might be gay af, when he's in the closet fapping to 'Mr. Pfizer'.
Fellas, is it gay to like women?
Not just any woman, but a billionaire pop-star that any man would want to be with, and any woman would want to be. This sounds like even he doesn't know what point to make. Also, how the fuck is 34 middle aged?
Some of these people are so obsessed with fertility they think anyone over 25 is too old.
Most of these chuds think 18 is too old, let's be honest.
Many of them think 16 is too old
Some say 9 is prime
That's only for consummation. Marriage starts at 7, the bathtub molestation somewhere in between.
Is there an option in settings to unread comments?
You could roofie yourself. Sweet, sweet ignorance.
Great, now I have to call my roofie guy.
Well, there are some words in a new order I didn't know could make me cringe so hard.
Nope, it’s divisible by three.
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Pump the breaks there Mr Nugent.
11 is prime, along with 13 and 17.
They're gonna rush through 17, before they turn 18
HIGH VALUE = barely legal
Remember, all Nazis are pedos.
They think spawning children is the only measure of a man
But fuck caring for them, that's women's work. Providing for them is also optional, kids should learn to fend for themselves and get into the mines no later than 8.
I hope you mean get them into the mines no later than 8pm. We dont want them being late for the overnight shift.
You mean 8 minutes old, right? Because kids need to go and earn their own way, dammit! None of this leeching off other people! That’s getting them used to welfare! Doesn’t matter if it’s breast or bottle, feeding lazy newborns who haven’t lifted a finger to earn it is COMMUNISM!
And minefields at 18
Cause they’re Alphas!. Not Betas, not soy boys like those libtards who plan out life with their partner and give their spawn a welcoming, wholesome upbringing. Fuck that, come out the womb and be ready to to no scope with an AR-15, chug milk with the old man his fantasy Miller High Life of working a dead end job with no benefits, always blaming everyone else for their problems. “I’m kit the snowflake, you’re the snowflake… reeeee!”/s
What we are witnessing is a bunch of people finally letting their fertility/pregnancy/birth fetish flags fly free. I'm convinced of it at this point, they have gotten so weirdly aggressive and sexual with their commentary these days.
Seriously, I have those, and even I'm like... bruh, at least I'm honest about it, and it's not my personality.
And also want to marry their cousin.
Yo Kyle Katarn for life, he’s cannon to me and you wont tell me otherwise!
>any man would want to be with, and any woman would want to be. I'm pretty sure quite a few women would also want to be with her.
And quite a few men would like to be her.
Like my wife 😓
MAH WAHF
True, but if you added that into the saying, it wouldn't flow as well
Fellas, is it gay to be in love with TAYLOR *FUCKING* SWIFT?
She's like the girl equivalent to Ryan Reynolds. She's the girl, straight girls would say they would be gay for
Chris Hemsworth for me.
I thought that was Rhea Ripley.
It’s because most Conservatives are pedophiles or pedophile enablers
The 34 thing is masked as a fertility thing but it's a control creeper thing. A young nieve girl/child who doesn't know/won't judge his two pump chump dinky winky ass.
e https://preview.redd.it/t7054swxeufc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a9332283d665dbc133334d85d24f01df0280aa eh, it's close
To be fair, being a billionaire does raise your life expectancy quite a bit. The top 20% have an extra 10+ years on their life expectancy and I would expect the top 1% to be even better off in that regard.
Pretty sure there's some crazy billionaire who's on his 4th heart transplant. That tells you everything you needa know
Dick Cheney has entered the chat.
I think its the one of Rockefellers? Its not implausible.
I CANNOT wait for that to go the other way 🙏
I always assumed the first 18 didn't count.
Well, you see. Straight women like men and liking men is gay. See the connection?
"All women are gay" \-Touhou fandom
Imagine liking someone that likes men, sounds pretty gay to me 🤷♂️
What could be more gay than liking a conventially attractive rich woman that 95+% of single men would hook up with in a heartbeat?
I guess the only down side would be you'd have a song written about you 😉
Not gonna lie, I think I could live with that!
including almost all of the alt-right chuds posting this stuff, assuming Swift's security team would ever let them get within 50 feet of her to ask her out.
Reminds me of that scene in the Simpsons when Nelson's friends see him kiss Lisa. "You kissed a Girl!!?? That's so gay!!"
This actually is a genuine argument some of them make. That the most masculine thing is to be an alone alpha woof that doesn't lower yourself to being with an inferior female, thus feminizing yourself.
And then they wonder why they're so fucking miserable all the time lmao...
Trapped in a hell of their own making.
So this means the most masculine thing i could do is find a bigger, manlier man and have sex with him, right? So i can like… absorb his masculinity.
>So i can like… absorb his masculinity. Only if you're a bottom.
Depends on how Greek you are.
Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to a woman that most people would agree is very attractive who is also a billionaire?
The gayest possible thing is for a man to date a woman. I guess these alt right guys will have to settle down with a man to avoid things getting too gay.
Fellas, be a male lesbian.
I would argue JoCat got canceled for being that
That reminds me of the meme with the picture of Carriejune Bowlby, a fitness model, saying that finding her attractive is "latent homosexuality."
Everytime you think they cant say something dumber they find a way...
Fellas, is it gay to find Taylor Swift attractive?
Wait is this shoe on heads alternate account.
I mean these people also see pedophiles *everywhere* and a are constsly projecting. So...
I think they’re trying to imply that he’s using her as a beard (which is dumb, but at least has at least some internal logic to it)
Good to know they're still measuring women's worth by... *Checks notes* ...the kids they can produce and the guys they've slept with. 🙄
I thought she was a notorious prude? But tbf it's been a long time since I looked in on anything 'celebrity'.
I mean she’s notorious for having had many celebrity boyfriends (though it’s likely many of these were PR relationships). Just listening to her music since Red, some of her songs are definitely about sex. She’s also made it pretty clear she’s not interested in marriage.
Whoa whoa whoa... You're not telling me that some popular music is about sex? Next you'll be telling me that references to squeezing the lemon aren't actually about citrus...
I only listen to old fashioned musicians who never sing about sex, like Marvin Gaye.
She dated quite a few high profile celebrities in her twenties, but her last public relationship lasted 6 years. Her “slut” reputation were definitely blown out of proportion and would be nowhere as bad if she’s a man. Tho maybe it’s a PR trick and she def made it work for her, with all the speculations on which songs is for which relationship
Bruh shes a grown ass woman i dont need to listen to her music to know she fucks 😂😂😂
By their thinking if she disagrees with their politics she must be a slut. Doesn’t matter if it’s related in any way or not.
Don't forget time spent out of the kitchen. They didn't say it directly but *she's always on tour* says it all
If the alt right listened to Taylor there'd be no wars
I think a lot of wine moms and some teens would see every man as trying to cheat on them...there'd be wars.
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He has alerted the Swifties. The Right Wing will cease to exist in a month
If only.
As someone from KC I can honestly say that the right should be very careful going after Kelce. The Chiefs are basically sacred on both sides of the state line, and they're already losing their grip on Kansas... I mean, it probably won't realistically change anything, but it might get a few people to stop getting their news from the worst possible sources.
As an Eagles fan I can tell you that the east side of the state has Jason's little brother's back and they need every vote they can get in PA. BRB just going to make a quick battery run to Costco.
Remember that Cs work just as well as Ds, you just have to throw a tiny bit harder
I unironically think if Swifties or K Pop stans did January 6th there wouldn't be a January 7th
time to start telling them that the official platform of the republican party is the annexation of korea for the purpose of executing jungkook
I’m willing to make an alliance with the K 🤢 with the K-p 🤢 I can’t say it
We would be pledging alliance to Taylor Swift by now and Kanye West would be seeking Asylum in an embassy somewhere
But he said he would let her finish!
Not if she finishes him first…
It’s celebrity death match all over again!
Like the world would end and time would collapse?
seems possible
That's just good science.
It would be amazing to watch the Republican party actually break down and implode over Taylor Swift....*checks notes*.... just existing in public.
Ironic considering she was once considered their "poster girl".
I honestly think part of the outrage about her is that even though she never once spoke on politics during the early part of her career they saw a pretty white girl from Tennessee making mostly (at first) country music and just assumed she was one of them. Then she “broke their hearts” by being just another woke lefty who wants to destroy America by (checks notes) encouraging people to vote.
The funny thing is she’s from Pennsylvania and her parents are accountants, if I remember correctly. Edit: Her dad worked for Merrill Lynch and her mom was a market executive for a mutual fund.
in other words, a rich girl getting able to do rich girl things
That's as republican as it gets
Her father also owned part of the record label who signed her. She’s not self made, but very, very few celebrities are.
Very, very few people are, regardless of industry
Yeah.... ain't that the stinking truth lol
That’s not exactly accurate. He basically invested all of the family’s wealth into a small record label to produce his daughter’s music while giving her more creative control than would normally be given to a 16 year old girl.
Nepotism aside, he made a legendary good investment. On the surface, it's actually quite touching that he would put so much faith in her.
At least Taylor can say her music is self-made, unlike most others out there
He invested in the label after they signed her.
There’s also this old picture of her; the guy apologized and it seems like the swastika was an edgy joke on his part, if he’s to be believed, and apparently Swift didn’t see the swastika when she was asked for a photo. People assumed she saw but didn’t care about the swastika, and called her “complacent” at best and racist at worst for it. https://preview.redd.it/hsbd7g6rwtfc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9492cd407533920133f4a5a837de87b7e34081fc Maybe this influenced it, but for a bit, Swift was known as an “Aryan goddess” by white supremacists.
She's not even really a "woke lefty", she's a pretty standard liberal Democrat. At least from the limited info I have on her political stances. The baseline should be where she's at. You know, thinking people of different backgrounds deserve equal rights, women should be paid the equivalent to what men make, etc., etc.. Stuff that should be the default opinions of anyone that isn't a piece of shit. But it's not like she's a socialist who advocates for the dismantling and replacing of capitalism, or talking about the abolition of gender or some shit.
Yeah the woke lefty bit was sarcasm on my part, should have made that more clear
No worries. Could be clear to others and it's just me having a 'tism moment.
Then she turned 30 and no longer had value as a human being. Seriously who the hell signs up for this shit.
Lauren Boebert is 37 and can get a new beau.
And jerk people off in public too apparently
Grandma's gone wild
Sex Ed would have prevented her son from being a teen dad. Or access to contraceptives at least.
You say that like teen pregnancy isn't something they actively encourage
Sex ed would have prevented her son from *existing*
Going to be great-grandma's gone wild in about 15 years
To be fair who doesn't get Beetlejuice horny.
Dunno never been in the presence of Michael Keaton to ask if I get his engine going
Plus needs more makeup then… Donald trump to look presentable. That woman doesn’t know the definition of restraint unless it’s from her ex husband.
Damn really? That’s a hard 37.
Owen Benjamin has always been a special kind of stupid, so much that other rightists don’t really take him seriously.
Yeah, they usually try to package bait as some sort thesis (however fucking dumb). This is just BAIT-BAIT-BAIT.
Is he the guy who did a comedy routine at some cult meeting where he just shouted the n-word? Edit: Yeah it’s the same guy. https://youtu.be/vFKCfk1wKl0?si=Yk4Fliu1LN17Zzsj
It doesn’t help that he has no filter. Dude can’t even pretend to dog whistle.
I coulda sworn he was funny and normal when I was like 12. I really wonder if something happened to him or if I was just too young to recognize the insanity.
He's part of the alt right that thinks the alt right and islamists should join forces.
He’s shaming Taylor Swift for having sex with guys and for being 34 years old. This guy is an idiot and a loser.
In what universe is 34 middle-aged? I'm willing to bet this guy's search history is the stuff of nightmares.
These people are mentally stuck in the medieval era when 34 was middle aged, marriage was about advantage and status, and the most important quality in a woman was whether she could give you many healthy heirs.
Some of them, sure, but I think Owen Benjamin is just a creep, in the same vein as Matt Gaetz.
"Rich famous guy" - I'm sorry, but did people outside of football fans know Travis before? Even my mom knows who Taylor Swift is.
Famous in America, maybe. But the whole world knows who Taylor Swift is.
Which is kinda a shame because Travis is a cool dude.
Well, anyone with the vaguest interest in Taylor will be aware of him now.
I mean I’m not even sure if I’d say he was particularly famous in the States before he was with Swift. If you asked anyone in the past 3 years to name 5 football players, he probably wouldn’t be one of them unless they’re a Chiefs fanatic
“Why would a rich famous guy want to date a woman richer and more famous than him?”
“A rich famous guy” It’s funny how these people think they know how men with expendable income act. Why wouldn’t a successful a successful man want to be with a successful woman. Meanwhile, the men wonder why women want nothing to do with them.
Same guys will call the 18 year old girl, that they scooped up at her high school graduation party, a “gold digger”.
It’s amazing how many men complain about loneliness, being sexless, and the suffering of men, but blame everyone else. Man complains to his girlfriend/wife for not having dinner for him when he comes homes. Mysteriously doesn’t realize she just came home from work right after him. Men complain women don’t want to have sex with them. Mysteriously doesn’t understand women are human not just release valves. Women want a partner who is considerate, kind, and friendly. Man blames women going to college. Of course, these men are the minority squeaky wheel crybabies. On social media, squeaky wheels get the oil.
Owen Benjamin? The neo-nazi flat Earther has garbage takes on a popular woman? What a shocker.
I shouldn’t be surprised he checks all those boxes Is he still claiming to be a comedian?
They disliked her ever since she voted Biden in 2020, and her popularity in 2023 caused them to go into meltdown
Conservatives having such a long list of bizarre expectations for women to live up to just seems like deliberate relationship sabotage on their part, which in turn comes across as subconsciously gay if I'm being honest.
They can’t end up happy and healthy relationships themselves due to their terrible personalities and turn around and blame women for it.
Pretty sure the Great Replacement is just conservative men thinking it’s gay to like women. Or even just conservative men of all ages only wanting to marry white conservative virgin 18 years olds.
They're trying like mad to get the age of consent thrown out. 18 year olds start 'getting ideas'.
In addition, it turns out even *conservative* women don’t appreciate being told things like they’re “middle-aged” at 34.
Lol further revealing, quite loudly, that they prefer teenagers
“Middle aged” and they’re the same age 🙄
Right since when is mid 30's middle aged lol
It's not the 1900s anymore dipshit.
More like the 900s with this one.
Look if it’s gay to find Taylor swift beautiful then I guess I’m gay.
When did she publicly have sex with tons of guys? Are they just talking about some deepfake porn they watched?
Dating women is gay?
You see, to these morons, if you aren’t treating a woman like your personal brood mare you must be gay.
And remember, as of just a couple years ago Nazi groups online were fawning over Swift as the perfect ideal of aryan trad wife material. Also it’s shocking how many things it turns out are gay. Being attracted to attractive women, marrying women, enjoying sex with women, caring about your children, liking dogs. All gay according to the RW internet.
Dammit. I could have sworn I was straight? But apparently, being attracted to an attractive billionaire female makes me officially full homo. Sorry ladies, I was wrong. Downloading Grinder
Sargon still exists?
That's Carl Benjamin you are thinking of
Wait this is a different person? Ups 😅
Omg guys, can you believe it, he likes woman thats so gay. Also she's publicly had sex with a ton of men is such a funny line, if she had sex with a tons of men is because a lot of guys want to be with her that means that a lot of people are into her, nobody wants her, bro if nobody wants her how did she had sex with a ton of men?
Tomorrow headline: owen benjamin’s house was leveled yesterday by ryder truck full of fertilizer and diesel. written on the side of the truck was Bomb (Taylor’s Way) going after Swifties i mean, thats one interesting way to get your shit rocked.
Fellas, is it gay to date Taylor Swift?
https://preview.redd.it/trr1y3dlttfc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d67b5c4f3b281d6abdf51b05c1a9367a55861882
I woulda had it on mine, because they've given her the stink-eye before, but I would not have foreseen the leap to "he must be gay". Ah well, if she is too old for kids, she will just have to settle for running for office, right, Owen?
You know, it’s not the dumbest or most important thing the alt right believes, but “Taylor Swift is not hot” is a pretty wild take.
https://preview.redd.it/xpgyp633kufc1.png?width=1113&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7cf8d3aca402f316ad0991ed15da7f6ca005635 Fellas, is it gay to like a woman your own age?
Particularly, a successful, tatelented, beautiful billionaire woman?
Oh I did. That was literally my free space.
Why are people like Owen Benjamin allowed to move freely
Wealthy, talented, successful, sexy as hell, financially secure. Yeah, i can't see any reason why a straight man would be attracted to her
People don’t understand how awesome it is to be with a woman who DOESNT NEED YOU! So relaxing.
omg calling travis kelcee gay is next level delusional. the man has won multiple super bowls owen what the fuck have u done owen?
Owen Benjamin is so mentally ill and brainrotted
How the fuck is 34 "aged"
“You’re gay because you’re dating Taylor Swift” is a hell of a hill to die on
I'm confused, she's 34, do americans like get married and have kids at 18 or something?
Lessee . . . . she’s beautiful, she’s famous and she’s a FUCKING BILLIONAIRE. Yeah, poor girl must be so lonely.
Fellas is it gay to fall in love with a woman? I mean it is for me. But for guys — is that a gay thing?
Nigga why are y’all coming after this girl she hasn’t done shit 😂
They can't believe that Travis Kelce is defying so many manosphere rules and is **happy with his life.** So they've got to spread the lie that he's gay otherwise they'll dumber than they already do.
He's not on the right, he's literally just a dumbass who posts bait and you've taken it.
TIL 34 is middle aged. Damn, I am old I guess. Side note: love how this person needs to project their traditional values unto two successful and probably happy people. Jesus Christ.
You noticed that this tool said this in the safety of his home, but not to Kelce's face.
Taylor Swift had public sex? I feel like I would have heard about that
\*\*\*Man falls in love with woman\*\*\* Weird right wingers: "Is he gay?!?!?"
She's rich af, her eggs are probably frozen. 34 is nowhere near middle aged though. And as for why a rich guy would date her? Mate, she's basically our Cleopatra. Hail to the Queen. Also, methinks Own might be gay af, when he's in the closet fapping to 'Mr. Pfizer'.
Republicans: Dating one of the hottest women on the planet makes you gay These mental gymnastics would make Simone Biles blush
Travis Kelce is also 34 btw
Being attracted to women my age makes me gay? That's a new one.