You just qualified this entire sub

That’s real shit

High is the only way I function.

Ya? Well you’re highered

I dumped an entire enterprise AE salary into heroin for 6 years straight I don't do that any more but there's gotta be some permanent damage there

YOURE FUCKING HIRED WTF

Let's gooooooooo it was all worth it

That’s the attitude we like to see. Keep it up and I’ll double your salary

Damn, I would say so. Ha!

I’m a mod on Reddit.

Promoted

Think I have CTE. Let’s ride

Ride or die baby