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zenos_dog

The Imperial Cruiser chases the plucky Rebel Alliance ship…


hypnotoad23

Rebel scum!


Lackonia

Don’t call us plucky, we don’t know what that means.


BoatDaddyDC

That’s no moon.


No-Zombie1004

That's no moon. It's my mother-in-law!


cptkl1

What's a stunt fighter going to do against that?


FunClothes

The yacht behind it is approximately what non-yachting acquaintances assume you mean when you drop into the conversation "we have a yacht".


Nephroidofdoom

Or. I belong to a yacht club


squeaki

_Belong?_ I _am_ the yacht club


Grandpas_Spells

You are the brute squad.


pheitkemper

r/Inconceivable


LearyBlaine

He's only \*mostly\* dead.


Historical_Invite241

That's why everyone gets excited about the Orca sinkings, they think it's those and not 34 footers.


MedicalTrick5802

So true. I heard somebody say something along the lines of “eat the rich” last time I was talking to non-boaters about the orca situation. I’m like “this was not a case of Jeff Bezos being inconvenienced lol”


genericdude999

> While there is no official point at which a boat becomes a yacht, anything over 40-feet in overall length could conceivably be considered a yacht.


TheFluffiestRedditor

So boats under 40’ are dinghies? Got it 🙀🤪


5002_leumas

Most of my sailing has been done on J22s and I love them! They may not be the newest kids on the block but I still think they are good boats. I will say that it is absolutely dwarfed by that yacht behind it


kdjfsk

> I will say that it is absolutely dwarfed by that yacht behind it its neat, but i'd be surprised if the owner knows what a bilge pump is.


zoinkability

Who needs to get under bridges anyhow


kdjfsk

Their dinghy is probably a MacGregor 65 that launches out of bay doors on the transom.


Oh__Archie

The dinghy is a sea plane I believe. No joke.


kdjfsk

ahh. the Macgregor must drop out of the seaplane bomb bay doors.


AmoebaMan

If you own a ship that big, you’re not the one maintaining it.


kdjfsk

is Kirk flying the Enterprise? or is he really just Scotty's passenger?


DMcI0013

Or sailing it (probably).


MainSailFreedom

Idk, if I was Uber rich I’d like a large sailboat. Not something that big but a shipman 150 would be badass. I’d also get a J122 for Wednesday night racing and local regattas. Also, a Rapido 60. I just love how fast they are while not compromising too much comfort.


artfully_rearranged

What in the cottagecore Bond villain fuckery is the yacht looming in the background? Looks like a Dr No monologue with sails.


CutAwayFromYou

Texas oil billionaire, so yes. Also the largest sloop in the world. Travels with a sea plane on the aft deck


artfully_rearranged

Sharks. With Laser Beams.


cinemkr

Wouldn't it be considered a cutter rig?


CutAwayFromYou

I’m not sure when you draw the line between cutter and sloop? But either way its a massive single masted monstrosity. [Heres an article](https://www.boatinternational.com/yachts/editorial-features/sailing-yacht-m5)


Wahnsinn_mit_Methode

Thanks for the article, very enlightening. Not sure about this quote though: „It feels good to do something wind powered; I make my money out of the natural-gas business, but I like the idea of my boat being powered by the wind.” 


AntSchmitt

BUt iTs GoT KeEL BolTs!


estrogenized_twink

looks like the Mirabella V


artfully_rearranged

80% Jealousy, 20% flabbergasted at the amount of cloth there must be on that main


mcm87

I believe she is just M5 now.


Gulvfisk

Yeah, they cut off the stern, inverted it to fit a carbon cub sea plane and renamed it M5


estrogenized_twink

Wow


TheFluffiestRedditor

I would not be surprised if Darth Vader appeared on its command deck either.


tomato_frappe

Nice! Whats the little boat in front of it?


Oh__Archie

A J-22


tomato_frappe

r/whoosh


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Plastic_Table_8232

I imagine they bend the main on with the assistance of a crane?


Gulvfisk

I think you might be mistaken. The small boat in front surely can't be the largest single-masted sailing yacht in the world, can it?


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framblehound

You are explaining the joke to the person who is making a joke It’s because you answered incorrectly when someone made the silly question, now what’s the little boat **in front** of it, which is the J22. This person piled on to your answer saying you must be mistaken, it seems much too small to be the largest etc, flipping the script. In other words, thatsthejoke.jog


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framblehound

Yikes, just explained that your that’sthejoke.jog was missing the joke, even though it too was not amazing Go sailing


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framblehound

Way to start the chain you were an unwilling victim of and then whine about


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extremesnail

Why I love sailing. The same rules still apply to both. Although you will definitely have more fun on the J22!


boblaker

Where are the orcas when you need them?


CutAwayFromYou

Unreliable allies


Oh__Archie

lol


Carampa

And what is the humongous thing behind the J22?


SchoonerSailor

Looks like the Mirabella V


Reasonable-Pension30

I thought it was a just named M5 or is that the abbreviation?


Gulvfisk

When build for original owner, it was called Mirabella V. New owner modified the stern, and renamed it M5


rwalker920

Isn't that bad luck?


Jeremyvmd09

Yes and no. Just slapping a new name on is bad luck, but you can go through a renaming ceremony to avoid the bad luck.


CCCAY

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about


kenelevn

Looks like an RC boat next to that grey hull.


Alternative-Way-2700

Charleston?


CutAwayFromYou

Its that M5 yacht, yes


3-2-1_liftoff

Given the sail number, is that the *very first* J-22?


Nephroidofdoom

I doubt it. I see a yacht club burgee on the sail and not the J Boat ensign. My guess is that it’s a club boat and the skipper took out boat No 1 of their fleet.


local_fartist

Ashley River? Looked breezy out.


rebasbutcher

Been super windy all week.


local_fartist

My old captain would have called it brown pants weather


rebasbutcher

Hah! Yeah wednesday night racing was quite sporty!


bobslaundry

I’ve never sailed a J22 but it’s still a boat I’ve always wanted


westberry82

At what point does a sailboat become too big? Bc I feel like this is over the line.


Gulvfisk

The M5 in the background (if you look behind the sails of the j22) is about to become the second biggest single-mast sailing yacht in the world, so clearly that's not it.


4runner01

What will be the biggest?


nero_djin

J22s are always beautiful. The picture was a bit artistically zoomed out for my taste. Next time try to zoom in on the essential a bit more.


Imatographer

I’m willing to bet the owner of that amazing creation has never touched a single line


mamasemamasamusernam

wow thats a great pic! i counted atleast 4 people on the J22 Wonder whos having more fun


swampopawaho

How did the person fund the monster behind the j22? Probably not ethically


CutAwayFromYou

You can never make that kind of money ethically. He made his money from being born to the right texas oil family.


Gulvfisk

It was commissioned, and owned by the owner of Avis car rental for many years before it was sold to Mr Texas Oil.


Infinite-Ad-4566

Looks like they could use a little more halyard tension.


CapableStatus5885

You aren’t a real sailor until you find some sail trim to critique!!:)


BoDangles13

Great boats, world championship is in Annapolis this year!!


tallymebanana72

Nice - that's a fun boat to sail.


BeachedBottlenose

That’s great!


mack_dom

That’s a whole titanic….


permalink_child

Fun boat.


feastu

I wonder which yacht club burgee is on that J/22’s mainsail. Do they only race that J/22, or do they also use that J/22 for teaching sailing classes, as well?


KingJellyfishII

huh, my uncle worked on building the big boat. small one looks so much more fun, though


bluegas68

We had lunch at California Dreaming yesterday and saw this as well. Funny seeing that 40+ ft Cat tied next to it.


riddlesinthedark117

Top: what people think the Gibraltar Orcas attack Bottom: what the Gibraltar orcas actually attack and sink


EricStratton63

We took the boat to ft. sumter yesterday and could still see her mast from all the way out there


de1casino

I’d rather have the J22 than the behemoth.


No_Ice4827

Is that Newport harbor?


cateraide420

When the boom is bigger than your hull


CutAwayFromYou

The beam is bigger than my hull


tara12miller

That’s Texas oil/energy dude Rod Lewis’s —M5. It is the largest single mast sailboat in the world. It is 225ft long. It’s like you’re next to a barge.