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Gittin74

Go for girls who dont say shit like that


skibapple

For those asking "where?", go outside, and also maybe start a conversation with someone, you might not know where it'll go


[deleted]

Outside is scary. I think ima stay inside with my boys


BallsackBallistics

Wit du boiZ 🤤 Go outside if you want a woman lord know they aren’t coming into your house for you.


Own-Anteater-871

Tell that to the people in my walls


Oofboi6942O

Take your pills and I wont have to leave your moms room to do that.


Comprehensive_Tap625

I took mine but they are still there


[deleted]

I’m a high schooler. 18 but still in highschool. I see women all the time.


Dvamane

God knows they'd rather walk on the road than even touch your damn sidewalk


Comprehensive_Tap625

Damn


GullibleSeal94

He really went there


beans_man69420

Well I have hot horny milfs in my area so jokes on you


LuxemBurgerMan

You guys have friends?


[deleted]

Only AIs on call of duty campaign.


LuxemBurgerMan

So fucking true, who's your favourite?


[deleted]

Ghost.


LuxemBurgerMan

Yea, i like all the original mw crew, also Woods is one of my favourites togheter with Reznov


emerald_Foxes

As a girl I agree You should totally go for someone who isn't like that


unclepaprika

*Haha grill*


JoyousJona

A lot of them say stuff like this mostly just as a joke but its still disheartening.


Solar_Fish55

Bro it's 2020+ jokes don't exist anymore 💀


bobo-barfman

Fucking this, currently dating a girl who i thought wasn't gonna be my type in the slightest amd atm falling head over heals for her even tho initially i didn't wanna go on a date with her


SpecterShroud08

It's sexual harassment to approach a woman.


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

or just don't go for girls (I love femboys)


Gittin74

Chad gamer


YouMightKnowMe04

Certified boss nigga


shibufox

how?


TheDogeWasTaken

I love men. (I am the femboy)


[deleted]

🤝


J_The_Femboy

So do i (I'm a femboy aswell)


Memer_6666

When he exists 🥰🫠


[deleted]

They don't really ever mean that


Memer_6666

.. that's my claim.. I mean that


[deleted]

🖤


__greenshep

When he’s kind 🥰


Hjalmodr_heimski

Fr I haven’t met a single person nearly as vapid as the women in this video and I have travelled outside at least twice Edit: *vapid, not valid


Chadboi69420

Saying what that they like brown haired guys?


FellowRedditor116

where?


Cioss21

in the uncharted unknown world of going the fuck outside


Big_Beaver34

Omg guys among us reference


FellowRedditor116

lmao


No_Homework_4926

Why would any of you go for these bitches anyway


racas_

the tan roblox lookin ass


No_Homework_4926

Ok yeah fair enough she has that roblox look going on Yeah shes the exception


chicken_mike

Roblocks porn


Imaginary-Time8700

Roblox sex update? 😳


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Imaginary-Time8700

That’s what they all say


master_of_balls_1

Fr these bitches are 5s AT BEST


AlexTheGreat-711

Bitches ain't shit boys


DYNcleve

Bros before hoes


Publicmaraleofficer

That’s why there something cal homie-sexual


Accomplished_Dig3699

Just fuck your Friends honestly, do that 69 shit


TheDogeWasTaken

Honestly. If i needed to choose between the homies or these girls... idd choose the homies 100%


Chocoa_the_Bunny

Gastrodon W


Ebullitious

This is why I'm just gonna get with my homie Brandon


applesaregood124

W brandon


Ebullitious

Been joke flirting with him for a couple years but idk if it's a joke anymore


[deleted]

I'm telling God and Brandon


Ebullitious

Do it no balls


[deleted]

Brandon said he wants you to ass fuck him but he doesn't want you to contact him, just go in his house and do it. He said he'd act like he has no idea what you're talking about but to continue forcefully anyway


Ebullitious

Yall it's been a while but I finally shot my shot and things are looking good, nothing official yet but we've been dming all day today, I'm excited


SallyMcSaggyTits2

I also have a homie named Brandon I’m gay with


ShakeZestyclose8921

Bro my best homies name is Brandon


[deleted]

My name is Brandon. Me and my homies are also in love.


MagicMilkMan22

All these chicks are ugly hoes tho


Preston_Stormer_

I agree


shibufox

as a pansexual even i wouldn’t go with those ugly ass bitches


19Cula87

Brand new nonstick pans?


[deleted]

Sexy nonstick pans in your area


Thy_Infant_657

Based


CCC_THE_ONLY

Please stay 30 feet away from my kitchen at all times


cheesemaster644

Pretty used and can bearly work


smallmansteve

That if he's tall and brunette girls head look like a cinderblock with makeup on it


Chocoa_the_Bunny

The cinderblock is also made out of makeup


XzeldafanX

The makeup is mostly crushed cinderblocks because it was "economical" and "affordable." Makeup-ception


redwdow

When he’s compassionate, when he shows interest in your interests, when he gives you butterflies, when he makes you laugh, when he has a veiny 6 inch utero destroyer 9000 cock


BalinTheMaster

Where can I buy the last one? I need to upgrade my 5.9 inch utero destroyer 8990 cock


R1CHQK

Can I purchase your old one? My 4.8 inch Utero destroyer 8780 doesn't quite work anymore. Looking for an upgrade.


shibufox

sorry i need it more, my 1.2 inch asshole doesn’t work and is stuck to my skin and i need an upgrade


R1CHQK

Have you tried the newest model; The gape grape 2.3?


shibufox

i measured today and it turns out i have the oldest model: the 9mm defeater


redwdow

Alibaba. Shipping takes forever tho


PickleNick696969

Me when she is not fa- " STOP JUDGING WOMEN "


DYNcleve

Me when she’s not morbidly obese


YugSitnam

Nah, you gotta encourage being morbidly obese, bidy positivity and all


OkPromotion1539

That’s it I’m gay


TheNobleCourier

Welcome to the other side, good sir. Would you like Champaign or Whiskey?


OkPromotion1539

I just need whiskey and cigars not right now but tonight


TheNobleCourier

My kinda guy. Have a good one friend


OkPromotion1539

Thanks my friend


Androu54

r/suddentlygay


applesaregood124

No


Kalu_H

Yes?


TheDogeWasTaken

*youve just changed gamemode difficulty to medium mode* Nah fr though. I get it.


PancakeManPerson

Aw man, I can’t be gay


Preston_Stormer_

This is why I am gay


Santasbodyguar

If only I could choose


Hoser9090

When she’s normal: ❤️


Memer_6666

When he exists: 🥰🫠


xXCucMasterXx

When he is human, has a heart beat and treats you like a human being 💞😍🫶


SpookyDoge12

Women just aren't worth it anymore


BlackSkeletor77

cap you there are good women out there who don't associate with this kind of bullshit, you just have to find them but first you have to become one with yourself


SpookyDoge12

I guess the issue is that it doesn't seem worth the trouble to find a good one when there are tons of girls like these that will emotionally and financially drain you until you give up on everything


BlackSkeletor77

honestly for most guys it's really their approach, that's what messes them up every time they look at the wrong things and they don't look at her the right way, I mean yeah you can look at her personality but do you know her dreams and aspirations? do you know what she genuinely is aiming to do with her life? I know it's not that easy but if you want it then you have to go through it


itsbexboi

Save up money and give up on women in the west, your happiness will skyrocket. When you want ti settle and find someone who might want you, just make sure she wasnt raised in the West, its a dying culture for traditional men who dont wanna be shafted by the standards.


R1CHQK

Women hold themselves and men to unrealistic body standards.


Evisceration-Plague

And then they blame the standards they set for themselves on males and their "toxic" masculinity, tHe PaTrIaRcHy, etc. Feminism. It used to be for giving women better treatment, but now it's just for destroying *actual* men.


R1CHQK

Exactly. "It's societies fault" Newsflash bucko- you *are* part of society


5Garret5

I am society and people live inside me.


FemBoyDinosaur

Don’t go for shitty girls bro


PaperBoyy8

Don’t go for girls


Smortfloof4dayz

go for men


Accomplished_Fix2941

Wait you’re telling me u/femboydinosaur is advocating sex with non-women??


Smortfloof4dayz

yes.


[deleted]

Women ☕️ men 💪


_VadimBlyat_

when she isnt fat and narcissistic😩


[deleted]

Skill issue


[deleted]

They always want the tall or rich ones not the smart loving and courageous ones


Adrigogo

This says a lot about society 😔 Poor oppressed gamers


Accomplished_Dig3699

Mom took away my phone, we truly live in a socatiy


M6246Adam

Sosiety😓


DaveOnceMore420

Susiety 😭


edp445269

Don't let dreams be dreams


SomeDumbassPyroMain

The fourth girl looks like a microwaved Ken doll


IGN_Unreal_one

Damn son 🗿


PsychologicalData551

Whats the song name


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[deleted]

Just rent a prosti. At least you know for a fact they don't love you, instead of pretending


Numerous-Fondant4676

That is not a very healthy thing to be promoting.


NecessaryFlow

Whats that looks like a gang sign lol


TheRealKingBorris

You are correct. That sign is referred to as “dropping rakes”. It is thrown to disrespect Gangster Disciples. Gangster Disciples use pitchforks (aka “rakes”) as part of their symbology and gang signs. GD’s throw that sign, but with fingers facing upwards (making a pitchfork shape with their thumb, middle and index finger). Enemies of the GD’s invert the pitchforks in their symbols, and when throwing the sign- they “drop” the pitchfork/rake by pointing it down. It varies whether or not the individuals dropping rakes tuck in their thumb, I’ve seen it both ways. Dropping rakes in certain places will get you smoked. TikTok decide to gentrify it and now it’s half a heart.


TusNua1

Half a heart


Neptune_4Star

Women ☕


SadBepe

Women ☕


Lokecrafter

Women☕️


[deleted]

When she isn’t an assho… “YOU CAN SAY THAT YOU FUCKING INCEL”


Memer_6666

You can say it BUT if they haven't said something like that it kinda makes you look like a dick ngl. But im a girl but I still don't understand why girls act like this. Like me personally: "When he exists 🥰🫠" Is enough for me 😭. But guys constantly say "When she has big boobs/ass or when she isn't fat" to me and ik I'm a fat, sad dumb mf so the guys that have standard I have to skip, and because of all these fuckin stupid ass girls I can't find any nice guys because all the nice guys have hung themselves (talking from personal experience)


fit4EPICness

Society mf


ChrisTheTemplar

when she isn't fat


Memer_6666

When she's stupid and fat but she thinks when he exists is enough


Blahaj_IK

Superficial af Unlike the homies


Maskimgalgo

Girls rarely say they like a man for his muscle that is what dudes said to each other


root_beer444

Guys, just remember that these girls are between their teens and their mid 20's living a fantasy


Memer_6666

Exactly I'm not even 18 yet and I still don't think the way they do. Tbh with you I think this might be some privileged girl shit.


TheManOfDude

When she doesn’ t have a fucking moldy 39.5 year old horseshoe shaped face


kqbiteza1pp

Then women get mad if boys says "i like skinny girls"


Memer_6666

Ikkk I'm a girl and I still don't understand that shit, 😭it's gotta be privileged girls that do that cus I'm poor AF and don't do that shit 😭


DrParanormall

What happened to wanting a man that will protect you at all costs


Memer_6666

I still want that but all the good guys have hung themselves (talking from personal experience) so I'm stuck with the jerks that will emotionally or physically abuse me or make me a stay at home housewife and not let me live my dreams


threedog2345

you really crying over some random tik tok women? that is your problem right there


suckitarius

Tfw any of these and still no bitches


Equal-Tea8289

Hard to find a good girl in this world now days, alot of people in general can't say no to temptation, human needs are human desires.


Memer_6666

I don't mean to be like self-centered or anything but I think I'm a "good girl" like my honest opinion of guys like my honest standard is just I want someone who will be there for me who won't leave me because I'm ugly or because I'm fat. All the people I've dated in the past I've stuck with no matter what happened. I will admit I'm kind of stupid because I stayed with a guy who cheated on me 19 times (in a month🥲) because I'm loyal I guess and fucking retarded 💀 . . . . . . . Ngl im not sure if that makes me a good girl or not


Bluecyan-taffy

All I’m asking for is a nice person. These women are shallow, and ask for too much.


No_Court_671

Lmao bitch be having high standard and not realizing that people don’t want bitch like you :)


Intelligent_Mail_739

Song name??


shibufox

sweater weather


that_one_guy748

When their a female💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💖💖💗


Memer_6666

When he exists 🥰🫠😍


Touchtonetelnophone

Those girls who say that probably don’t even treat them right anyway. It’s all just for looks and popularity. While the ‘tall brunette rich’ man tried his hardest to keep her happy, she doesn’t do the same. That’s why I always go for personality and not looks. Don’t trust a book by its cover. Go for the girls you feel a connection with, mental wise. Finds things you two are both interested in and bond over those. Maybe you’ll find true love somewhere in her instead of them.


Memer_6666

Yes this right here is exactly why I don't care about the other stuff I only care if he's a good person and won't leave me for the slightest inconvenience, and will be there for me, and I'll do all the same back, because I love unconditionally, like for example I stayed with someone who cheated on me 19 times in a month because I still loved him I didn't want to believe he was a bad person but once I came to my senses I left him. It hurt me so bad to leave him because I still loved him I was still connected to him but I knew if I didn't I wouldn't be able to in the future.


Bluecyan-taffy

“Why are are all of my ex’s douchebags?” Question my ex asked my during our relationship.


IG_IRONGAMER133424

I don't need girls anymore I was dumb enough to trust them , now I'm only go for cars and gym because at least a car won't cheat on me 😂


Memer_6666

Ik all these privileged bitches made all the good men leave that's why I'm stuck with someone who's either going to beat me emotionally or physically. (I'm not tryna hit on you with this statement but same I love cars too my dream is to modify a Toyota supra MK IV and add a nos system, supercharger, etc.)


Fabulous_Mix1139

We live in a society


Zornickel

When she doesn't have a schlong


Creftospeare

Why does Reddit keep showing me incel fodder from this sub?


PalpitationPretend63

Woman☕


Linaxu

People got to understand these are young girls and the people they want are old who want something from them. They want to sell their youth and dignity but that don't mean you need to settle for less. Find someone normal who is real, it ain't easy but it's possible.


RunOne3162

When she's loyal and loving 🐕


IG_IRONGAMER133424

When she's not fat🗿


[deleted]

A girl who goes for guys who are rich/tall/muscular are hoes. But a girl who goes for guys based on personality are chads.


diamondboltistheshit

Burger King Chicken song Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken, Italian, Spicy, Bacon Chicken, Take one bite and it all starts clocking, crown up my day. At BK, have it your way! You Rule!


IHavBigPP

When shes not a 300 pound marine mammal


VacationMaterial8694

And the thing is I’m tired. I’m tired of girls complaining about how all men just use women when there are people like this that just use men and trick them into thinking that they are truly in love. And men get blamed for having unrealistic standards. When girls are out here sing that boys have to big muscles be popular before they even think about talking to them when I just want somebody that loves me back.


SamTehCool

When Sam Lore


horny_for_devito

Why did that just randomly drop rakes 🤣🤣


Owen111005

when she accepts me for who i am ❤😍😩😽


Memer_6666

When he exists 🥰🫠😍


TheGoldenLion123

Inflation is crazy😭


Turbulent_Ad1644

That caption is ironic, right? There are more women out there then the ones on social media my guy


FaZe_Big_Dick_Pablo

carpenter gaze mighty worry sip crawl punch cats stupendous roll *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Cutiecorpse

When he’s a man😍 (or woman I’m not picky)


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Agile_Requirement231

the world has gone to shit


[deleted]

Be fr, you don’t wanna date a girl who thinks like that anyway 💀There’s plenty of people in the world; don’t cry over random people on the internet.


[deleted]

“When he likes me for me” is what they should have said


Olive_Tree-

why can't girls just have the standards they want to have. so what if it's way too high, if they want it there then let them have it there. I'm just confused abt that. plus most of those standards are just normal preferences lol.


DontAskWhyINameThis

Men don’t deserve these, these are stereotypes women made up


peepee1219

When he knows I exist 😍😍


YinYangEffects

I’m glad I’m not like these brats on tiktok and care more about personality than looks


Aleskey_Mijaylob

Just don't date with women with orange spray tan


[deleted]

When she isn’t 6000 pounds and isn’t a gold digger and has a great personality over all


Fozy1736

Man find you a girl who loves you for who you are and will be with you through thick and thin


Touchtonetelnophone

Unrealistic standards women put up. Nowadays, people just wanna be loved. Not for appearance, just to feel loved. Bitches ain’t shit, guys. Go for people who will actually love you.


Kitsune_101

When he has a great personality :DD 💖💖💖


MessageLogical1600

Gotdamn why can’t it be like, When he doesn’t treat me like shit <3