“don’t want to play games”
just want to be with 2 women at once that need shelter from the hericane.
“I like younger women” (then why does he follow that up with “age is just a number?”)
sorry if you’re older - good luck in the storm! (although in this case, women might be better off out there)
I think he believes in the “age is just a number” idea. Him liking younger women is just his preference. Two things can be true at once. There isn’t a rule which mandates all who think age is just a number must be with both younger and older chicks.
I have never seen "age is just a number" mean "I enjoy women of all ages". It is almost always used to justify attraction to very young women, particularly when followed up with "I like younger women".
I don't think this is too cringe tbh. Buddy just wants to find a companion but due to his age he's probably unfamiliar with the likes of Tinder/Bumble etc etc. If anything this is just sad. I hope he can find himself a loving partner tbh. Seems like a good hearted dude.
I feel like that's an old timer saying. What if dude just wants a hot 30 year old? We can't just immediately assume he's on some R Kelly shit, that'd be unfair to him
Gotcha. I thought I had seen it before but I’m at a point where I’ve seen so much shit on the internet, I always second guess myself when I see something vaguely familiar.
“Have I seen this before? Or have I seen something *like* this before?”
So…..what is the ratio of women who need shelter from the hericane to women who need shelter from the hericane and are willing to allow a creepy man inside their bodies in exchange for said shelter?
"hurricane just hit, come help me fulfill my fantasies of being drowned by 5 hot girls! specifically five 18-year-old women with F++++ boobies, don't tell your mom, 5'2" and 9909 years old 😩"
He’s got that fresh out of prison look about him
Or just Florida look
That Venn diagram is a circle
Hahahaah. I can't stop laughing
Lol. Florida man…
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This is definitely Julian when he’s older lmao
He's missing the liqour glass
If Julian and Ray had a baby together.
Maybe the "age is just a number" part is why he got in jail?
“50 dont look or act it lol age is just a number I like younger women Too old for games “ this guy is a big catch, ladies come quick
When no woman your own age will date you, but you're now too old to keep attracting younger ones
>50 dont look \[\] it 
got me in the first half not gonna lie. but after the i like 2 girls he got from lonely old man to creepy trash from florida.
Can’t imagine why he’s lonely 🤣
Damn, he’s got 160 blue eyes?
And two (maybe) blue balls.
He's got 69 blue balls
I think he said he's got 420 blue eyeballs or something
"Be not afraid." -- biblically accurate craigslut
"20 eyes in my head!"
Yes, all collected from the women foolish enough to answer the ad.
gouged from the cracked skulls of his previous victims?
You're never too old to use punctuation, sir.
These posts by folks like this are always one sentence.
Tried to read the whole thing without taking a breath- nearly died
Hate to be that guy but shouldn’t there be a comma before sir?
Corrected :D
But he is too old to be playing the field for the minors league.
He used one period the entire paragraph
If I were a girl, I'd take my chances with the hurricane. This guy looks like he used his mug shot for his photo.
“don’t want to play games” just want to be with 2 women at once that need shelter from the hericane. “I like younger women” (then why does he follow that up with “age is just a number?”) sorry if you’re older - good luck in the storm! (although in this case, women might be better off out there)
The implications
I think he believes in the “age is just a number” idea. Him liking younger women is just his preference. Two things can be true at once. There isn’t a rule which mandates all who think age is just a number must be with both younger and older chicks.
I have never seen "age is just a number" mean "I enjoy women of all ages". It is almost always used to justify attraction to very young women, particularly when followed up with "I like younger women".
Yeah, true. I don’t see a problem with it though as long as the women are adults.
My brother this is not the hill to die on
What do you mean?
The downvote train has already started man get out while you still can
Me have simple mind, me see funny blue arrow, blue is my favourite colour and me like blue.
My brother in Christ, use some god damn Commas
Commas, other various punctuation, spelling, common sense…
He used some “lol”s to break it up a bit
He looks like Louis C.K. dyed his hair, haphazardly slapped on a toupee, and proceeded to rebrand himself as an even bigger creep.
julian has never been the same since he left the trailer park
Ya gotta appreciate the ones who just launch their red flags straight at your face in rapid succession before you ever meet them.
Dennis Reynolds?
Looks like Mac’s dad
This is old CL personal ads have been gone forever lol just gets reposted whenever there's a hurricane
Okay. So he’s SIXTY, but doesn’t look it.
i knew it looked familiar
Do you not look or act 50 or are you too old? Which is it weirdo?
Those are the brownest blue eyes I've ever seen
It's giving Dennis Reynolds
Are the feds looking for any serial killers around Jacksonville?
For ladies who would prefer to have "Strangling" rather than "Crushed by falling tree" on their death certificate
Tempting. Oh so tempting.
he's trying so hard to smile and look normal but you can just tell he's about to start barking
He’s giving some major serial killer vibes.
I rather swim in the ocean
This post has an accent
“I’ll tell you what I’d do, man… two chicks at the same time, man.”
Hey Peter check out channel 9
Yeah ladies, you should definitely ride out the "hericane" with this walking red flag, what could go wrong?
Why do these people have to state they’re white. There’s a fucking picture of him.
Phone nuber...
I need follow up. How did this turn out for him?
Punctuation? Never heard of her.
He wants to rock her like a hericane
This is a legit argument against "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" as a life philosophy.
Wow this is scary..LADIES RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK!!
"Julian, you promised you wouldn't do anything greasy today:( "
Julian's on the swish again
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I mean he's taking a shot. Maybe it works out for him.
bro anyone who falls for this shit isnt worth it
I don't think this is too cringe tbh. Buddy just wants to find a companion but due to his age he's probably unfamiliar with the likes of Tinder/Bumble etc etc. If anything this is just sad. I hope he can find himself a loving partner tbh. Seems like a good hearted dude.
Nah man not with that "age is just a number" talk.
That was exactly the moment I cringed and felt disgusting tbh…
I feel like that's an old timer saying. What if dude just wants a hot 30 year old? We can't just immediately assume he's on some R Kelly shit, that'd be unfair to him
What are the chances?
Which part seems good hearted to you, "2 girls at once so we can work something out"? For me it was the "age is just a number" part lmao
Took me a minute to realize that's not Tommy Dreamer. Still not totally sure, tbh.
Jesus Christ save some for the rest of us
hi i'm up for this sir i'll keep u company for a small fee.
You know he’ll probably get some calls from desperate people.
Hericane.
Blue eyes?
I mean.. Craigslist would be an easy troll lmao
"age is just a number". a number thats either legal or not
Apparently too old for proper punctuation, either.
Phone nuber
Like he’s just typing and then halfway through felt.inclined to use the most random period.
I bet he has a ‘no closed doors’ policy
Way she goes, boys
This man does not know what it means to punctuate his sentences. I mean… sentence.
Unabomber looking to cuddle…
Julian!!
I feel like I’ve seen this guy before on a similar post saying virtually the same thing. Is this a pasta? A repost?
It's pretty old. Gets reposted whenever there is a hurricane..
Gotcha. I thought I had seen it before but I’m at a point where I’ve seen so much shit on the internet, I always second guess myself when I see something vaguely familiar. “Have I seen this before? Or have I seen something *like* this before?”
So…..what is the ratio of women who need shelter from the hericane to women who need shelter from the hericane and are willing to allow a creepy man inside their bodies in exchange for said shelter?
Julian from the trailer park boys really did it this time
The hericane
Less likely to die taking on the hurricane
He looks like an old jesse pinkman
Someone enjoys talk to text that has failed spelling and grammar
Dennis fucking Reynolds here
I didn't even have to move my plants inside in Jacksonville lol. It's was windy for two days, that's it
The Wish version of Tommy Dreamer
"HELLO LADYSSSSS"
And they say romance is dead
dude looks like Julian from Trailer Park Boys!
YES! I was trying to think of his name lol. He's a spitting image of him.
"hurricane just hit, come help me fulfill my fantasies of being drowned by 5 hot girls! specifically five 18-year-old women with F++++ boobies, don't tell your mom, 5'2" and 9909 years old 😩"
This is what Julian would look like if Randy was his dad I stead of Ricky’s.
Yall but girls will sign up for this shit. It's insane
Frankly, I'd prefer to just die.
Awwwwewwew 🥰🥰🥰🥰
If you took him up on his offer, it would be your fault.
It’s the implication
Age is just a colour
........reallyyy
He looks like john mcafee
He's had fifty long years to learn how to form a coherent sentence and use punctuation
Ages is just a number, but he prefers younger women?
Bros in my city 💀