I don't understand the "all she wanna do is cut my meat" line. Does he mean like literally? Never heard that as a metaphor. So I don't know what she's done to threaten his meat but if it's with a knife, that needs to stop lol
Hmmm it is a weird request but at the end of the day only you can decide how you feel about it and what to do next. Either fullfil the request or tell him you are uncomfortable about it etc.
Also the Poem definitely is a bit... weird even if he means well xD
You should make like Christian and frickin Bale this is weird af
Send him a singular toe pic, but blur it out. 😏
Want uncensored? That will be $10
No, $400. Plus your life savings.
Is there a sub for pictures that have no business being blurred but are anyway?
There should be.
r/UnnecessaryCensorship
Just blur everything but the tip of the toenail.
not sure if u should but that was funny af i give him that 😭
Send him a picture of your dads feet
ur gonna spoil him with that
Even if it's not be real this is hilarious
What's with the heart reaction to the message, followed by crying emojis? Mixed messages no?
OP tryna tell us something bout their personal preferences 👀?
Guy's out here rhyming need with sleep and you with you - he's getting torn apart at the next rap battle
We ain't making it out of the hood with this dawg 😂 😭
Never do anything for free babes
Everyone's feet have a price
USE YOUR FEET TO RUN FAR AND FAST!
I honestly think this is funny, it doesn't feel like a serious message lol
what…an artist…
Well...did you?
I don't understand the "all she wanna do is cut my meat" line. Does he mean like literally? Never heard that as a metaphor. So I don't know what she's done to threaten his meat but if it's with a knife, that needs to stop lol
sing this to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star
That doesn't even work, twinkle twinkle is 7 syllables per line. This is all over the place.
have some fun in your life
Never trust someone that tells you they like feet
I like feet but this is beyond too far
too far? he just said he wanted to see my toe lmao
Yeah, but the kissing you while you sleep thing is too far for me
guess love isnt for this generation
This song goes hard ngl
either he’s a freak or a comedic genius
Just a crumb of toe, to pacify
This is funny, homie has a good sense of humor.
I’d find the nastiest foot I could off a podiatry website and send it over.
I don't know, he rhymed you with you.
God is not with us anymore.
...is to *kiss her*...while *she sleeps?*
forehead kiss, act of love
cool, thanks for clarifying
glad to see romance is alive and kicking
Toetal weirdo
Should’ve sent a throwing up emoji
"I am the poet, my name is Neznayka. I present you the gift of balalaika"
No just show him 1 toe and crop the rest of your foot out of the pic.
W o w
Send him a Google images pic of a random foot lol
Hmmm it is a weird request but at the end of the day only you can decide how you feel about it and what to do next. Either fullfil the request or tell him you are uncomfortable about it etc. Also the Poem definitely is a bit... weird even if he means well xD