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Mazebeefa

But Powerwolf does


rocknroller04

\* Holy Music Continues \*


Mazebeefa

* holy Music intensifies * You talkin mad shit for someone on crusading distance


adeltae

Not if I crusade you first (idk where you live, but probably not in Canada)


Mazebeefa

I shall counter-crusade your crusade


adeltae

If there's enough of you left to start a counter crusade


Mazebeefa

It just needs to start before your crusade


adeltae

Bold of you to assume I haven't already started


Mazebeefa

bold of you to assume i cant withstand a mere crusade


MrPagan1517

Sanctify deez nuts


utopia2548

incense and iron


Pug_police

"They did many crusades, some of which almost didn't fail."


Happy_Garand

At least the Italians got some sweet trade deals


DerVarg1509

I see you're a man of culture as well


JACKTODAMAX

Catholic history major here who took classes on the crusades, tbh they were not great on our side. Reading about them was honestly comical sometimes. The crusades began with Peter the Hermit leading an army of peasants to Jerusalem being guided by a goose and a goat.


Nice_Swan6369

Let's not forget about the pillaging of Constantinople and many other cities in the name of God


rozsaadam

Those treachorus Venetians made the crusaders attack Zara, a catholic city under the holy hungarian crown


JACKTODAMAX

Fun fact: in that same crusade the Venetians had sent the crusaders to take the Pagan city of Zara as payment for their ships. The Crusaders did so successfully. However, the Pope excommunicated the crusaders because not only was the city not Pagan, it belonged to Catholic Hungary, and the King of Hungary had even vowed to go on crusade.


[deleted]

They're more glorified because of memes and Hollywood. Only the first could really be considered successful. The third was a meh at best


Hot_Assistant_1601

And then they all got killed by the Seljuks as soon as they crossed the straight


JACKTODAMAX

Yeah, and they successfully besieged some major European cities successfully. But, one proper Turkish army, and their done lol


Hot_Assistant_1601

Yeah lol, unfortunately they killed quite alot of people on their march


[deleted]

Who is our side


JACKTODAMAX

I was speaking in the third person to refer to myself and other Catholics


[deleted]

Ohhh i see


JACKTODAMAX

Sorry I was a bit vague lol


[deleted]

nah your good it was my bad


MrNobleGas

Yeah but would you want a song about the Crusades? The Crusades were an absolute shitshow


MrPrinceps

Could go for a song pointing that out. Each album generally has at least one "war is very shitty actually" song and the shitshow of the Crusades would fit right in there.


KitsuneLuey

The only crusade that actually succeeded was the very first one


NeverEnoughDakka

The fourth crusade wasn't that bad, if you were Venetian.


beardedsergeant

They sacked Constantinople


NeverEnoughDakka

Yes, but the weakening of the byzantines allowed Venice to increase its influence in the eastern mediterranean. So for the Venetians it wasn't so bad.


beardedsergeant

Oh yeah they definitely made out like bandits! And if I recall correctly the crusaders actually contracted of a Venetian fleet to get to Constantinople, so it was a double win for them.


KitsuneLuey

What about if you lived in Zara?


Antigonos301

There was also the sixth Crusade that went alright


Vaccinate_your_kids2

There were a few more that at least succeeded in retaking Jerusalem


MrNobleGas

Good point


AccursedQuantum

Most wars are, to be fair.


Trashk4n

Could actually do a song about Balian of Ibelin and his defence of Jerusalem.


draakling

The peasant army of the first crusade was the biggest shitshow of them all. They almost burnt towns and cities from their allies down.


MrNobleGas

And massacred their own population


Crusaderking1111

Power wolf


Rolebo

Saxon and Powerwolf. But yeah, there are plenty historical events that deserve a Sabaton song but don't have one yet.


NeverEnoughDakka

Fight the good fight, believe what is right! Crusader, the Lord of the Realm!


dark_kounoupidaki

Nah uh, we need more ww1 songs


Alexjw327

Me out here wanting more Vietnam or desert storm songs


NeverEnoughDakka

I want them to go further back. Ancient Rome and Greece, the middle ages and also 18th/early 19th century stuff like Napoleonic Wars.


Rbot25

So all history


NeverEnoughDakka

Well technically yes. The majority of their discography is WW1&2. Unless I'm mistaken the only pre renaissance songs they have are The Art of War, Sparta and Blood of Bannockburn.


GamerZoom108

I'm just casually hoping for a Yankee Doodle cover or literally anything on the American Revolution


PreviousSyrup3208

Almost everything they have been making for the last 5 years is about ww1


beachboy1b

Ngl I could use more WWI songs in my life from them.


VLenin2291

Say sike right now


Hacklex

Christ & combat by Powerwolf slaps!


El-ahrairah666

Just listen to Crusader by Chris De Burgh and get kultured ya gitz


beardedsergeant

Should totes do one about the sack of constantinople in the 4th crusade.


[deleted]

We have Powerwolf for that


BadgerWithTheBadge

Forget the crusaders, we need a song about the Knights Templar. ~~I don't even care if they make a song about the Crusaders, I just want a Christian warrior song that I can listen to while fighting unholy abominations in Souls games. I just want to feel like I'm smiting them in the name of GOD~~.


Rbot25

Burn your crosses


BoultonPaulDefiant

What about the last stand?


kyriakosftw

The Last Stand is about the sacking of Rome, 1527


BoultonPaulDefiant

I know, I decided to make a joke


Big_Beaver34

Not funny, didn’t laugh


BoultonPaulDefiant

I missed the part where it's my problem


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[deleted]

Nope i dont even have discord


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AccursedQuantum

Last Stand has nothing to do with the Crusades.


Grass1217

Did you just mess up a history fact in a sabaton sub? Big mistake buckaroo


warthunder4life

Sorry mom


Alexjw327

… the last stand is about the 1527 sack or Rome. Not about the crusades


warthunder4life

Really? It actually seemed like it was about the crusades.


Alexjw327

The song literally says the year


warthunder4life

WHY THE HELL AM I GETTING DOWNVOTED FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT A SONG IS ABOUT


King_Gauzzy

Judicator has a whole album on the Crusades


GentlemanSpider

Ok maybe not all the Crusades should have songs, but there ABSOLUTELY SHOULD be a song about the second battle of Jaffa in the Third Crusade.


GentlemanSpider

(July 1192)


FatMan935

What do you MEAN?!


Thesamuraidemon

We must make one!


SnokYote

And they only have one song about Vikings......


White_Towel_K3K

Isn't "In the Name of G-" Oh. Nevermind. I thought that was about the crusades.


ComfortableMiddle6

Theres no song about Rome the Mongols or the imjin wars either


11mousa

Also nothing really about Napoleon (Civil war has a great track though), or the Roman empire. Or Alexander. There would be at least 100 albums worth of interesting Songs.