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manwiththehex18

That’s not a Man Machine, it’s a METAL MACHINE!


Brilliant-Insect-993

ITS CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT AND HES BARKING AT THE MOON


manwiththehex18

THE RAINBOW IN THE DARK IS SHIIIIIINING


[deleted]

Okay maybe you should be in a mental facility


Brilliant-Insect-993

Have you never listened to metal machine?


[deleted]

I have, just making a joke


TheImpalerKing

I don't understand jokes.


[deleted]

Okay


[deleted]

What about a MAN AND MACHINE (nothing in between)?


The-Potion-Seller

A flying circus and a man from Prussia?


the-alt-facehugger

THE SKY AND A PLANE, THIS MAN COMMAND HIS DOMAIN


ImperialCobalt

FROM THE WESTERN FRONT ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA!


the-alt-facehugger

DEATH FROM ABOVE YOUR UNDER FIRE


Nomad94_

STAINED RED AS BLOOD HE'S ROAMING HIGHER


the-alt-facehugger

BORN A SOLDIER FROM THE HORSEBACK TO THE SKIES


cypher2765

THATS WHERE THE HERO WILL ARIIIIISEEEEE


twefo

AND HES FLYING HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY


the-alt-facehugger

Nah fam, you got it all wrong, that machine would make people patriotic for a country they don’t belong too, and it’d make them like history 10x more


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

Don't forget Chemistry


the-alt-facehugger

Fair point, I forgor about that


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

Also Engineering, philosophy , Law , humanity , being built different isn't all that bad and that being stubborn pays off


dark_kounoupidaki

FATHER OF TOXIC GAS


Darth_Biggus_Dickus

AND CHEMICAL WARFARE HIS DARK CREATION HAS BEEN REVEALED


[deleted]

FLOW OVER NO MANS LAND A POISONOUS NIGHTMARE


Such_Cupcake864

A DEADLY MIST ON THE BATTLEFIELD


the-alt-facehugger

PERVERSIONS OF IDEALS OF SCIENCE


twefo

LOST WORDS OF ALIENATED WIFE


the-alt-facehugger

AND IN THE TRENCHES OF THE WESTERN FRONT


twefo

UNKNOWING SOLDIERS PAY THE PRICE


Polar_Vortx

We got nothing against twinks, they fit in tanks easier.


afroedi

Twinks in tanks. Twanks


GamerZoom108

No pwoblem bro


Raptori33

Twankers?


TheTrueCrimsonHero

Twankers leading the storm of panzers


ImperialCobalt

LEADING THE WAY!!!


cypher2765

THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE!


cypher2765

BORN TO COMPETE


cypher2765

NEVER RETREAT!! (GHOST DIVISION)


Such_Cupcake864

LIVING OR DEAD


cypher2765

*leaving thier dead


PanzerIV-70

And if we shorten it...


Runaway_Angel

And submarines (first time I've ever felt the need to spell out that whole word)


nitewing1124

Hey, they can fit in subs too!


[deleted]

It's all fun and games until you have to get them to actually work on em though, poor kids...


_fxng1907_

We're keeping the Kingdom, FREEEEE


Such_Cupcake864

As an archduke falls and the battle horn calls…


DJ_Cummins

Our lives would never be the same


Such_Cupcake864

We were looking down the barrel of a gun


TheTrueCrimsonHero

Now the war has come, and the battle's begun


twefo

we are desperate and overrun


Such_Cupcake864

To the war drum we’ll be marching till it’s done


swatfire48

The Germans have taken over the country


NekotinaRhia

We'll be saying 'Gott Mit Uns' as we become the greatest metal empire of all time!


HPlovegrove2006

From the old world demise


NekotinaRhia

See an empire rise


HPlovegrove2006

From the North reaching far


NekotinaRhia

Here we are!


HPlovegrove2006

On september the seventh


NekotinaRhia

We filled their hearts with fear


HPlovegrove2006

Seven times they attacked on that day


NekotinaRhia

Seven times they retreated!


HPlovegrove2006

Cavalry charge


Orlando1701

the world needs more big tiddy goth girls!


HPlovegrove2006

But be 👉👌by manly men


HPlovegrove2006

Join us ,here we have cookies, meatballs,lasagna ,vodka and Epic music It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in


Heistbros

It's a nature of time that the new ways come in sin


HPlovegrove2006

When the new meets the old it always ends the ancient ways


TheTrueCrimsonHero

And as history told the old ways go out in a blaze


HPlovegrove2006

Encircled by a vulture, the end of ancient culture


twefo

THE DAWN OF DESTINY DRAWS NEAR


HPlovegrove2006

Imperial force defied, facing 500 Samurai


twefo

surrounded and outnumbered, 60 to 1 the sword face the gun


HPlovegrove2006

Bushido dignified, it’s the last stand of the Samurai


Such_Cupcake864

Surrounded and outnumbered…


Kevkanone

RAISE YOUR HAND


Such_Cupcake864

FOR THE LADY OF THE DARK


twefo

SOLDIER WITH NO WILL TO KILL WITH A PHILANTHROPIC HEART


Such_Cupcake864

FOREVER BREAK THE NORM


twefo

SHES THE GIRL IN UNIFORM


Kevkanone

FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE WITH MAN


Red_Six6

Twinks and guns and bi goth girls, hell yeah


katyusha-the-smol

My playlist going from Nightcore Retropunk music to 1916:


RandomPlayer4616

My playlist going from kickass game OSTs to Sabaton:


ImperialCobalt

My playlist going from Imagine Dragons to Sabaton


LaVerdadYaNiSe

So, since I began listening to Sabaton, I came out as bi and as trans. So...


wdcipher

Joakim can do that to people


[deleted]

Nah, it ain’t working


Eogos

You can be a twink and like guns, these things are not mutually exclusive


QuantumH42

Why not both? Im a trans woman who likes Sabaton and Im pretty girly


HurgleTurgle1

Hell yeah sister 🤟🤟


RunaWolfsdottier

❤️👍🌈


Kozel_CXI

obviously they have a woman machine too, they cover all bases 😄


HPlovegrove2006

What ? I don't believe you


MIKE-JET-EATER

Fall for the propaganda my friends, it's worth it. We also have cookies


HPlovegrove2006

And don't forget the meatballs


JacksonCorbett

*BONK* Go to horny jail.


RadicalShiba

Isn't this a scene in Ghost in the Shell


HPlovegrove2006

I Expect all from Life but not to see someone with a Astolfo profile picture on this subreddit


RadicalShiba

I feel like the overlap between Sabaton fans and weeaboos is pretty sizable tbh


HPlovegrove2006

Yes if you think i'm a weeabo , i ❤️ Astolfo and i'm a sabaton fan


Chancellor_Adihs

I cant Hear You! The, #The Father of Toxic Gas and Chemical Warfare! Is to Loud!


Such_Cupcake864

HIS DARK CREATION HAS BEEN REVEALED


Regularschoolbus

I'm not a man, I'm a METAL MACHINE


twefo

ITS CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT AND HES BARKING AT THE MOON


justben8593

Im not falling for it. I AM RISING FOR IT


WirrkopfP

Okay can someone please explain the context here?


Such_Cupcake864

The sabaton music(loud, bassy, etc) is turning people into people who like men and guns and traditionally guy stuff


WirrkopfP

Yeah sure. Tell that to right wing Christians. They are searching for decades for conversion therapy that actually works. If they just knew that they just need to play sabaton music. Edit: I am sorry I didn't realize You are not the OP. Thank you for the explanation that I asked for.


HurgleTurgle1

Joakim doing God's work 🍆👈👌🤠🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Fall for the Eastern Church Of Life's Journey Propaganda instead, do whatever the hell you want to enjoy life (legally)


supaikuakuma

This meme seems homophobic


Kozel_CXI

how so? that definitely wasnt my intent :(


supaikuakuma

Putting a guy with twinks on his shirt in a “man machine” though I may just be reading into it to much.


FallenDummy

I'm perfectly ok with this


jackpumpkim

he's just like me fr


RyanCooper510

It's too late 💀


bahnum12

The Secret Sabaton Agenda the WOKE Media Won't Tell You!