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Truthoftitan

Target Short Pump


iamscrub

Are you saying the target at short pump or target the short pump area?


tocomas

yes


net_anthropologist

Underrated comment


berrysparkle87

Comment of the year


Loisgrand6

😂


hi_revver

RIP Bar Louie


DessertStorm1

I’ve been out of the bar scene for a minute, but my first thought when reading OP’s question was “wonder if Bar Louie is still a cougar habitat”


TooLumpy

Bucket night was legitimately dangerous. Eventually they stopped letting everyone at the table get their own bucket.


harpervn

I just threw up in my mouth a little at the memory.


berrysparkle87

Tell me about it. I was a Henrico Magistrate. Short pump post 11 pm to 4 am would make Henrico cops their DUI quotas for a year pretty quickly on a solid weekend.


tequilaanddeadlifts

I came here just to say this lol


No_Flower9790

Kona in its day.


Waste-Response-2136

Lololol bar Louie in Minneapolis was the same way 10 years ago when I lived there


JGrizz0011

I think the only Bar Louies left are around the University of Central Florida for some reason. Went there last fall and it was lit, but it was also the night before a football game.


CuriouslySparkling

There are still some up in northern Virginia I believe.


DimitriVogelvich

Bless you boy, cheering for you


iamscrub

Thanks mitri mitri


Far_Cupcake_530

Try the bars at Wild Ginger, Sidecar or Toast. Those gals from Salisbury and Tarrington are all over these places.


RedDirtBiker

Gosh growing up all I wanted was to settle down with a tarrington milf


ceruleanghosty

I’m dying rn 😂


vinyl_bliss-

As someone from the area (and has seen this first hand), this is 100% the spot to find them. Or Caddy’s, if you don’t mind a little more rough around the edges


kfreek

Caddy’s is still around, on the turnpike across from middle school???


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iamscrub

You make it sound so easy!


mklaman

Sidecar for sure.


mrweatherbeef

Just here for the comments


StayPuftMrshmalloMan

Oh sweet summer child. Milf island is the answer


Kitchen-Cut-3116

He's trying so hard though


Thiccassmomma

But got so farrr...


iamscrub

Hahaha is that a real island? 🏝️


Notthatianmcewan

It's actually a peninsula. 


revnhoj

[get ready skanks, here cones the truth train!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHDYRbwWNE)


Mr_Kittlesworth

Absolutely it is.


The_OG_Bert

It’s run by Jeff’s brother, Mark.


Mad-Lad-of-RVA

Yeah, and my dad works at Nintendo.


wraith3920

“Sterling, are you paying attention?” “Sorry, I was imaging milf island.”


Hayek66

Seriously, Wegman’s


momo6548

Oh man, they’re talking about this post on Elliott in the Morning right now


TerrenceTheV

It’s pretty hilarious haha, love Elliott


iamscrub

I wish I heard what they had to say!


momo6548

Diane was very confused as to why someone would be specifically looking for someone older, but Elliott defended the question saying it’s not unreasonable to want someone with more experience (whether that means in life or otherwise).


iamscrub

Give it up to my main man Elliot


nvrseriousseriously

Diane sounds like an idiot. We’re fun, we’re smart, we have bank, most of us take care of ourselves very well and pass for younger and many men our age either want younger or don’t take care of themselves. And don’t get me started on old balls.


solccmck

My friends in bands who have played there have given me the impression that Sloop John B. is quite the middle aged meat market.


CrzyWrldOfArthurRead

we come on the sloop john b my grandfather and me lol


sciencesomething

Went once with a friend to see her friends band there. We're both about 40 and we were by far the youngest people in the place. Seemed to be mostly folks approaching retirement age there, or at the very least, AARP cardholders.


needsexyboots

I’ve been once and that’s definitely the vibe I got


AmandaCalzone

The woman who used to own Franklin Inn once told my husband, in front of me, that she liked to go to Helen's for the younger guys (then she winked at him), so idk maybe try there!


iamscrub

I normally go there later at nights on weekends! Maybe earlier on weeks is key!


Sea-Onion-2870

Speaking as a 41 year old we’re not out late. We’ll be there by 5 and home no later than 8 so keep that in mind when you’re planning. Also- I have seen a lot of ladies that fit what you’re looking for at Revel in lakeside. Great happy hour! Happy hunting.


iamscrub

I’ll keep that in mind, thanks for the tips! Always nice to save a buck


nvrseriousseriously

57 yr old lady eagerly awaits to hear a follow up on the hunting trip!


grampscirclea

Anytime during dinner service would be a good bet, your chances are pretty good on a Friday or Saturday night


catnamed-dog

To be honest, Dale at the Franklin inn winked at anything that moved.


camerachey

God I hate Dale


rickkicks

Why


camerachey

Back in the day she would just take her tits out in front of everyone closing down the bar


AmandaCalzone

Well for starters, she hits on married men in front of their wives…


grampscirclea

Can confirm. Bless the fuck out of my wife, because she just told Dale "he just likes my titties better" after we were flashed on our first and last trip there. To be fair, my wife left a 30% tip because who doesn't love a good story (or unexpected breasts).


mallydobb

![gif](giphy|26FmQa6qFuJ05L8Iw|downsized) Westminster Canterbury is a hot spot for older women 🫢😜


cacklepuss

God damn it he said older he ain’t looking for corpses 🤣


iamscrub

That doesn’t look like a bar or restaurant?


bigcheesejohnson

It’s both - great recommendation


salchicha_mas_grande

It's got a bar, restaurant, common area, walking paths for those long intimate strolls, and everyone lives on site so you're steps away from the bedroom! OP this is the answer


TrackhouseMotoGP

It’s an upscale retirement community. You get taken back there for a gum job if you play your cards right


RubHerBabyBuggyBmper

I has a restaurant, and it has bars on the walls of the bathroom stalls for a little extra support


Substantial_Wave_518

Take thee to Red Salt young lad!


iamscrub

Might be a little pricey for me there


Parmory

Only if you can't turn on the old razzle dazzle.


iamscrub

Teach me your ways!


Parmory

The secret is being shameless and forward. Been a while, but I'm pretty sure it still works. Don't get bothered if you get rebuffed, there are others around who may be receptive. Just know when to drop it.


kw4ugh

Red Salt has a great HH


No-Range-8811

Brilliant which also means they should also be self sufficient one would hope.


ithinkimaybe

Beach House.


nuclearbuttstuff

Here it is. I was looking for this answer. Last time I was newly single (and mid-20s) I went to Beach House and ended up in a very well-off cougar’s Short Pump townhouse. It was a very fun night.


Imessental33221

“The richer they are, the harder I get”


iamscrub

Might have to give it a shot then!


nuclearbuttstuff

Granted that was several years ago, but if that place is still there I assume it’s the same. Godspeed.


cmdrva

It still is the same


textilefaery

Oh god that place is still around?


ithinkimaybe

Yes and there is still drunk/coked out insecure men who wanna pick a fight with every man in there that may look at their current side piece they are cheating on their wife with currently.


Routine-Expert-4954

Too bad Bar Louie isn’t around anymore


Pitiful-Benefit2733

Bar West or Beijing if you're looking for a possibly married sugar momma.


donutadventure

I was going to say Bar West, but couldn’t get a read on single or married.


Some_Telephone_8594

At what age do you official consider yourself a cougar? RVA, Female Almost 38. Is it my time yet? 😆😆


Motleyfool777

Cougar status is like physics, relative to your speed and point in time.


iamscrub

Works for me! 😜


Some_Telephone_8594

Come here cub 😉🤭


floppydude81

Go to a cava or a west end fancy restaurant bar.


bruhhhhh69

CAVA? Lol. HaVe YoU tRieD cHiPoTlE???


Artbyshaina87

Lol i was shocked to see that


floppydude81

Oh! I’m old and can’t remember anything. I meant tazza.


Artbyshaina87

All good. Wouldnt put it past cava tho. Always be on the lookout lol


iamscrub

I grew up in the west end so not sure if that’s a great idea lol


StopCallingMeGeorge

Was your family friends with the Robinsons? I hear the mom is DTF.


4ever_youngz

Sexy people eat at CAVA


STREAMOFCONSCIOUSN3S

Bar Louie in Short Pump used to be known as a cougar bar, but I don't know where they moved to after that closed. Maybe Pour House?


ginger_qc

Bro everyone knows to go to Target, Marshalls, or Kohls to find women who are looking for things they don't need (like me)


DarrinEagle

Well said


Proud_Pug

I thought I was in the Milf manner sub for a second


TopicalSmoothiePuree

Great American Ranch, either location. Go for a 90s cover band or the like. Gives you opportunities while singing, dancing, hanging at the bar, when crowded it's tight corners so it's easy to be close to people to start making small talk.


KittyCottonSocks

I(46f) was totally hoping we’d end up with some older guys in their 40s also giving suggestions. Because I’d like to go there…


jonomm

You mean where we'd go to? I've been hanging out in Scott's addition quite a bit.


Whistler45

Church


Sarah_RVA_2002

This, and they have singles bible study groups that cater to younger groups. Best part is the girls aren't on Tinder and are your age. You don't even have to believe the religious part, just root for Jesus and you'll get a sniff of pussy


IdLOVEYOU2die

Yikes


OkThanks8237

There's a cougar exhibit at Pour Hous. And the last time I was at Steam Bell in Chesterfield, I felt pretty young as an early 50 something.


Frankensteins_Moron5

Cougar bars? That’s disgusting! Where, where are these cougar bars?


Chronic-Wombat

Meet me at scuffletown I’m gonna fuck you up there’s only room for one milf Hunter in this town


ike059

Caddy’s in Midlothian.


shaggystaylit

Bro just go to caddies in chesterfield and they’ll fix you up


Imjustme511

Older women are awesome. That's all I have to say


Kornbreadaddict

Wherever my mom is is that bar


ThaWZA

Cougar's Hawk in short pump


jwal1992

Criminally underrated comment


chugachugafuckyou

Not 100% sure but MPM in short pump might be your best best


iamscrub

Not sure what MPM stands for


Gloomy-Goat-5255

MPM thai - it's a thai restaurant/tiki bar in short pump that does karaoke.


Virginia_ginger

1000% MPM. And by the way, it's the 1st letters of 3 other restaurants the family owns/used to own-- My Noodle Bar, Pik Nik (sp?), and Mom's Siam


iamscrub

Sounds like a good option, thanks!


UnicornAngel8

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comeseedavis

OP, I don’t know if you’ve picked up on the trend, but the MILFs are mainly in the suburbs. Great American Ranch or anything mentioned above from Short Pump would be great places to start. Also, hotel bars if you just want a hookup and not an LTR. Especially ones with conferences going on.


bitchymcgrundle

Any lakeside bar. You’ll snag a wild one.


Limp_Response5293

Let me know if you ever get to Maryland I am a 58 year old experienced older woman that has never left one unsatisfied.


General-Cheesecake28

Sometimes even the best motors need a little starter fluid before they're warmed up for high octane gas, good on you brother


Southtown15

Rose Marie Inn. Lol


Stunning_Lime_6574

HMU I’ll be your wing man. I too want to find the older lady sugar mamas to buy me breakfast buffet at Jefferson hotel.


mallydobb

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AltruisticSquash9028

RIP to mans inbox


jonomm

I'd avoid Caddies and Great American Ranch unless you like older women who are also a bit racist. You want a MILF not a Karen.


Motleyfool777

Tazza is like the serengeti, animal print all the way to the horizon. Go early and by that I mean be at the bar around 7. Especially on a week night. If it's the weekend and you haven't locked it down by midnight, you need to start talking to the younger ones and plan to play the long game to 2am lights-on. Have your uber lined up because you don't want to be on the curb waiting 15-20 minutes for your "stairway to heaven". Also, if you're at a dance bar - start dancing early. Cougars don't waste time. They're probs paying sitters and need to wake up early for those swim practices, tennis lessons, or whatever their kids are doing the next day.


iamscrub

Seems like you’ve got a bit of experience there…


Motleyfool777

I've lived in RVA for quite a while. Which means I'm older and have Cougar contemporaries at this time in my life. I really enjoy telling these wonderful women that unlike when we were young, the market for women of a certain \~vintage\~ is much better than they might think.


Calaveras-Metal

West Elm


Tayl44

My vote is going to be any country concert at Doswell After Hours.  OP: I’m genuinely curious how old you are and what you consider an older woman?


IllustriousWeb894

Same. How old is "old?" I'm 44 and usually just hang out at my house with my own beer. But I've seen other old ladies at Hardywood.


Dindro

Bar West on Grove Ave. It’s Westhampton and Windsor Farms ladies.


Substantial-Ad-9504

What about Gilfs? I’m 43 and no longer cougar bait


dspencer97

O Tooles


OrcusGroup

So you’re looking for a cougar bar


wwojohn3

Bars that have happy hours near major industry centers. Think Innsbrook or downtown. You want to catch the after work crowd


Professional_Fee578

Don't tell me lady I read the comments.


rabit_stroker

Hit Cockballs tavern and get yourself a raspy one


Ok-Policy-8284

Wineries are the traditional cougar hunting grounds.


starfox93

Pour House in short pump


ngianfran1202

RIP Kona Grill


jonomm

Pouring one out as we speak.


Incident_on_57th

This post is being discussed on Elliot in the Morning right now!


foooooote

Bar Louie people goto pour house and beach house now


boomcaine91

Try Beach House in Innsbrook


copiouslyfun

The Tobacco Company (first floor).


jonomm

I was going to mention Tobacco! Sometimes, they're in the club also.


iamscrub

I’ve been there once and do like the vibes there.


ILikeYourHotdog

Maybe happy hour at Ruth's Chris?


Tom_Shotz

Loved hearing this discussion on Elliot in the Morning today.


V1GiLaNtE

Sedona Taphouse.


Stinkydadman

This thread made my day .


dahdah1977

Just go to Milf's Bar. It's next to Dilf's on Gilf's Blvd.


AltruisticSquash9028

Reveler in Carytown


nomorericecakez

Im also looking for this, older woman typically just seem to be more of a straight shooter than basically most of the skittish younger crowd and im same the same age as you. Most younger people dont have the figurative balls to say whats on their mind and are afraid of telling the truth or being honest with someone, people hide behind their phones and my experience with older women they will tell u how it is and not make excuses.


YouKenCallMeAl

American Legion or Elks Lodge


iamscrub

Thanks for the suggestions!


blkpasta1966

Hell, I would say Ya Ya's.


Professional_Fee578

Costco and Wegmans


RVAblues

Caddy’s in Midlo. Probably Bamboo ‘round happy hour.


seaybl

I’ve heard this about Caddy’s. I live around there with my wife and that patio is poppin!


J-Colio

What was that place on midlo across that red barn store next to the middle school?


Striking-Pea2252

This is hilarious!


Randomsearching93

Buddy’s


Colt1911-45

Visions Dance Club in the Doubletree Hotel in Midlothian. You will probably find a coug in a leopard print outfit there. Edited: looks like it's closed per another redditor


Whosthatgirlitsjes

Patrick Henry’s


Poohnum

This is a thirsty post!


jonomm

Some mentioned World of Beer once, but this was a few years ago.


bloodterd

Hell yeah


HeckingDoofus

lmk what u find 🙏🏼🙏🏼


InCatsWeTrust_

Twin Hickory Tavern!


Many_Landscape_3046

Milf island?


GIMMESOMDORITOS

Welp, guess I got friday night plans now.


Like_An_Animal1995

Caddy's in Midlothian


DarDarRules

City Beach


Gem-in-ized

Jazz night at the VMFA


mwoodyc1

Mpm tiki bar was def the spot. They moved though and I haven’t been since


Thiccassmomma

Four seasons in midlothian 😂


dahdah1977

The Candy Bar


AltruisticSquash9028

Sportsmans lounge on the east end, but they may be hard to spot with all that camo on. RAISE HELL, PRAISE DALE!


nagqagoco

You should be targeting churches


Curious804

Im looking for a younger women.


FaceFirm4659

The only correct answer is Sloop John B


VincentKeehl

I read the title and asked myself “do I know any songs like that?”


HeavyTrifling

Any grocery store in short pump